Kate!
19-03-2012, 04:15 PM
As Dallas is coming to the big screen sometime soon, I thought I'd do a Tibb does Dallas...(I'm bored).
Shaun Ross Ewing - the ruthless Oil Baron.
Zee-Ellen - SR's tormented wife.
Marco Ewing - SR's younger, more principled brother.
Caitlin Ewing - Marco's wife.
Lucinda "Dags" Ewing - baby sister, bit of a slag.
Katerina Rocksoff - secret half sister with vengeance in her heart.
Mollinda Mae Rocksoff - Katerina's accomplice.
Other characters coming soon.
Episode 1
SR: Luci, you been down at the stables with that no-good cowboy again you little slag!!! (slaps Lucinda across the face)
LUCINDA: ow, Shaun Ross. Why are you so meeean? How did you know anyway?
SR: I found your knickers in the horses stall, only you wears crotchless black lace round here, more's the pity.
ZEE-ELLEN: (staggers in clutching a gin bottle) SR, what do you mean by that, you know I love you, you bastard. Why you always so crool to me?
SR: Zee-Ellen, you're a no good drunk and I'm off to town to find me a woman who can give me what I need.
MARCO: That's enough SR. She needs sympathy and understanding.
SR: She needs a lobotomy.
CAITLIN: Y'all should treat each other like Marco and me, with respect and love. Nurture each other ya know.
LUCINDA: **** all chance of that round here!
cutaway
SR goes to a bar in town. He meets a woman called Mollinda Mae Rocksoff and her mysterious sister Katerina. He spends the night with Mollinda and later while he's asleep Mollinda gets a telephone call from Katerina!!!
to be continued................
Shaun Ross Ewing - the ruthless Oil Baron.
Zee-Ellen - SR's tormented wife.
Marco Ewing - SR's younger, more principled brother.
Caitlin Ewing - Marco's wife.
Lucinda "Dags" Ewing - baby sister, bit of a slag.
Katerina Rocksoff - secret half sister with vengeance in her heart.
Mollinda Mae Rocksoff - Katerina's accomplice.
Other characters coming soon.
Episode 1
SR: Luci, you been down at the stables with that no-good cowboy again you little slag!!! (slaps Lucinda across the face)
LUCINDA: ow, Shaun Ross. Why are you so meeean? How did you know anyway?
SR: I found your knickers in the horses stall, only you wears crotchless black lace round here, more's the pity.
ZEE-ELLEN: (staggers in clutching a gin bottle) SR, what do you mean by that, you know I love you, you bastard. Why you always so crool to me?
SR: Zee-Ellen, you're a no good drunk and I'm off to town to find me a woman who can give me what I need.
MARCO: That's enough SR. She needs sympathy and understanding.
SR: She needs a lobotomy.
CAITLIN: Y'all should treat each other like Marco and me, with respect and love. Nurture each other ya know.
LUCINDA: **** all chance of that round here!
cutaway
SR goes to a bar in town. He meets a woman called Mollinda Mae Rocksoff and her mysterious sister Katerina. He spends the night with Mollinda and later while he's asleep Mollinda gets a telephone call from Katerina!!!
to be continued................