The Apprentice 2012 - Week 1 discussion - Wednesday 9.00pm, BBC1

[Jordan.]

:amazed:

[Maia]

On now :amazed:

[Doogle]

:amazed: I hate them all already, brilliant.

[Jesus.]

I'm like a shark...Top of the food chain.

In the words of Aaron "oh dear"

[Brother Leon]

Cringe lol

[Smithy]

-excited-

[Doogle]

:o some of them didn't say "Lord Sugar"

[Jesus.]

I think of them should wear a clown suit. How awesome would that be, if you turned up in full clown regalia?

I think LS would give you the money there and then.

[Maia]

"If I want a friend I'll get a dog" :joker:

[Marc]

Yes!!!!!

[GypsyGoth]

Sugar has a face like a lemon.

[Marc]

C'mon Bilyana

[Jesus.]

Sugar has a face like a lemon.

Show him your pips! :joker:

[Doogle]

I always find the first episode weird cos all I can think of is everyone from the series before.

[Maia]

What a great task

[Marc]

They better not do the "Keep Calm.." stuff

[Marc]

They're all so serious :joker:

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Roy Mars III]

don't think that lady has enough blue eye shadow on

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: @ sweaty guy.

[Jordan.]

Sweaty man

[Jesus.]

Karen Brady cut me up in a Birmingham car park once and nicked the space I was about to take.

[Jesus.]

I hate management speak catchphrases.

[Jordan.]

-dislikes Stephen already-

[Maia]

Good old Ricky Martin

[Marc]

Ricky Martin is amazing

[Doogle]

The marmite thing, how many times have we heard that ffs :bored:

[Maia]

The house :lovedup:

[Doogle]

That >>>> Big Brother house

[Maia]

My god that pool is amazing

[GypsyGoth]

The house :lovedup:

[Jordan.]

That indoor pool :worship: BB need to take tips

[Jesus.]

The marmite thing, how many times have we heard that ffs :bored:

I always find that the marmite phrase is actually like marmite. I ****ing detest it.

[Roy Mars III]

really original name there

[Smithy]

ma dream last niyyyt

her accent :joker:

[Maia]

That >>>> Big Brother house

Isn't it just

[Doogle]

I always find that the marmite phrase is actually like marmite. I ****ing detest it.

:joker: Very true.

[Jordan.]

Nick looks about 12

[Doogle]

The one in the red, her eyes :love:

[Brother Leon]

The guys :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Her penguin is creepy.

[Marc]

Those animals look scary :(

[Jesus.]

When in doubt, always go with monkeys.

[Maia]

Bit strange those animals

[arista]

Those animals look scary :(


No they do not

[Doogle]

The music they use makes this show :worship:

[Jordan.]

Irish woman :amazed:

[Roy Mars III]

oh dear

[Marc]

The house looked amazingggg

[GypsyGoth]

Yay new thread :love:

[Jordan.]

:suspect:

[Doogle]

:joker: I find this hilarious

[Jesus.]

What I never understand about these programmes, is that if they put as much effort in to the tasks as they do in covering their own arses, they wouldn't be in the boardroom half as much.

[Maia]

Hello new thread :amazed:

[arista]

Ricky Martin is amazing


Marc
why have You not merged this with the other thread?

[Jordan.]

Poor Katie wants to go home and put her feet up

[Roy Mars III]

not to bad acutally

[Maia]

What brilliant bears. I would get one.

[Doogle]

:joker: Absolutely dreadful

[Maia]

Oh dear :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Hahaha

[Marc]

Uh oh bags look awful

[Maia]

This is a bus is terrible, what were they thinking

[Roy Mars III]

Stephen showing promise

[Maia]

Imagine if they did that with the bears as well

"This is a bear"

[Marc]

£15 is steep tbf

[Jesus.]

This is a post

[Jesus.]

£15 is steep tbf

It's fackin landan maaaate. streets is paved wiv gold, me ol' china.

[GypsyGoth]

This is a post

:laugh:

[Maia]

My mum doesn't like my sweepstake, what a coincidence

[GypsyGoth]

£15 for that!!!??? :shocked:

[Jordan.]

"still in da caaaaar"

Can't be doing with that accent

[Doogle]

I love this bit when they go up to people :joker:

[Marc]

Hate the guys products

[Marc]

Oh girls :bored:

[Doogle]

Brilliant when they get told off.

[Roy Mars III]

lol

[Marc]

:laugh: this task is a mess

[GypsyGoth]

Oh girls :bored:

I hope it doesn't cost them the challenge.

[Marc]

The girls will win, the editing is far too obviously trying to bluff us

[Jordan.]

Both teams did pretty awful

[GypsyGoth]

Gabrielle looks a bit like Stef.

[Doogle]

A poor start, but that's what I love :amazed:

[Braden]

I'm liking Gabrielle and Jane atm.

[Marc]

Wow big win

[GypsyGoth]

:(

[Marc]

Okay I was wrong :laugh:

[Doogle]

They don't deserve a treat, their method was awful. :nono:

[GypsyGoth]

I hope Gabrielle survives.

[Jordan.]

The editing making the boys look **** :bored:

[Roy Mars III]

good stuff

[GypsyGoth]

The editing making the boys look **** :bored:

Yep, they must have been selling loads to get that amount, and we weren't shown any of it.

[Doogle]

If Gabrielle goes I won't be happy.

[Brother Leon]

The Lads>>>>

[Jordan.]

Bilyana needs to go, she's useless

[Brother Leon]

Our girl is stuffed Marc.

[Roy Mars III]

Bilyana is gone

[arista]

Katy will be Fired

[Doogle]

Katie to go, I want these 2 together arguing :love:

[Marc]

Bilyana is so annoying but Katie is stupid

[Roy Mars III]

yeah Katie is gone

[Marc]

This head girl thing is such a lame story

[Marc]

Our girl is stuffed Marc.

:bawling:

[Marc]

Nah Katie will go, she's useless and Bilyana is entertaining

[GypsyGoth]

:wavey: Bilyana .

[Roy Mars III]

what an idiot

[Doogle]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahha

Last year we had Jim weaving his way out of the firing line, this year Bilyana continuing to shout right up to the last second. I love this show :love:

[Jordan.]

:joker:

She could have been great tv but ah well.

[Maia]

My sweepstake survives :worship:

[arista]

The Girl with the Big Mouth

[Brother Leon]

:joker:

First out.

[Braden]

Biliyana is probably the biggest arsehole that has ever graced the show.

[GypsyGoth]

Biliyana is probably the biggest arsehole that has ever graced the show.

:laugh2:

[Doogle]

I'm going to miss her in a way :joker:

[Smithy]

Fact: Bilyana Is Latin for "Wont shut the **** up"

:laugh3:

[Doogle]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

App You're Fired is on BBC2 now :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

Didn't want Bilyana to go :'(

[Doogle]

I love Dara :love:

[Bollo]

Brilliant, I'd forgotten how much I ♥ this show

[Marsh.]

Banana shot herself in the foot opening her big gob with "pity me" stories. He was definitely gonna fire Katie before she butted in. lol

[InOne]

Classic not knowing when to shut up :bored: Any of them could've gone for me really, all pretty weak

[King Gizzard]

so the only hot one has gone. boooooooooooo

[Marc]

To be honest Katie and Bilyana should have both just been fired.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Katie should have gone -_-

[King Gizzard]

but gwan nick, that will be him safe for a couple of weeks

[Marc]

so the only hot one has gone. boooooooooooo

:bored: I know, I guess we'll just have to wack one out over Jenna..? :shrug: no?

[King Gizzard]

that maria has makeup of a 3 year old /intelligentapprenticediscussion

[Marsh.]

I like how there's a few "commoners" in this series. I'm sick of all this faux-posh talk.

But, Katie should be made to be project manager or something next time to give her a chance to prove herself and if not then she can go, I don't think she deserved to be fired this time around given that Gabrielle was such a poor manager.

[Jords]

I hate Jayne already! :joker:

Im glad Gabrielle didnt get fired, wasnt too bothered between Bilyana and Katie but I reckon Sugar got it wrong and Bilyana would have had more to offer (however irritating she was LOL).

So far liking;
Jade - my sweepstake as well! :D
Gabrielle
Jenna
&
Michael
Nick
Duane

[Marc]

I'm liking Duane, Tom and other sensible people

[Kizzy]

Yey duane ...is he a yorkshire lad?.....i think he is ;)
Poor biliana katie should have gone tonight imo

[Roy Mars III]

Stephen is the best so far

[Marc]

Duane is the black fella

[Benjamin]

I'm actually surprised, I thought I'd end up hating Jenna, but so far not bad. I like Gabrielle, I know she could have managed better, but she has a hidden charm about her. I'm also liking Duane, Nick, Jade and Maria.

[ILoveTRW]

ive got a feeling this season will be weak, i suppose after 3 amazing season in a row it would only make sense

[Benjamin]

Going by tonight, I think it good be another great series.

[Kizzy]

I dont know all names so far but at the mo i like the guys far more than the lasses! theres only one or two i like ...

[Jordan.]

No one stood out for me yet, I liked Susan from the off last year.

[fruit_cake]

Katie seems to be the most normal person in there, and Michael seems pretty ok too.

[Marc]

No one stood out for me yet, I liked Susan from the off last year.

Me neither, but Duane seems normal and straight shooting. But I have a bit of a bad omen when it comes to supporting people :tongue: Bilyana was my favourite before the show, now she gone.

[Kate!]

No-one stands out for me yet, usually only start warming to them a couple of weeks in. I liked Billabong, shame. Absolutely can't stand Stephen, his eyes creep me out.

[Benjamin]

Yeah, Stephen really grates on me already.

[Roy Mars III]

Stephen is an early favourite, but no one stood out for me like the great Jim did last year

[Benjamin]

Stephen is annoying as hell. :nono:

[arista]

Yeah, Stephen really grates on me already.

Spiffing.


Last night Show
that Stupid Big Eyed Broad
would not stop talking
even though Sugar said "Enough"

She was a brat
and had to go.

[arista]

Yeah, Stephen really grates on me already.

Spiffing.


Last nights Show
that Stupid Big Eyed Broad
would not stop talking
even though Sugar said "Enough"

She was a brat
and had to go.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Good opening I think its going to be better then last seasons which I found quite poor compared to others, but Im still struggling with names.

So far I like the really over the top woman Jade, shes so crazy

[Benjamin]

DTM! Glad you're back with us for this.

[arista]

Good opening I think its going to be better then last seasons which I found quite poor compared to others, but Im still struggling with names.

So far I like the really over the top woman Jade, shes so crazy


Yes
Enough for a Strong Drink with her



Feel The Force

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/21/article-2118461-1246A2AD000005DC-132_306x283.jpg

She will not shut her Gob
you just want tro Slap her

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/21/article-2118461-1246848D000005DC-549_634x435.jpg

The mens Teddy

[Shaun]

Watching at the moment. I like Nick and Gabrielle.

[Shaun]

The music is incredibly annoying. Not every single bit needs it.

[Shaun]

I think the 3 girls with Bilyana are stitching her up completely... she was going straight in for the sales because noone else would.

[Shaun]

the Northern Irish girl is really ****ing annoying.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

DTM! Glad you're back with us for this.

Thanks

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Also on another note I hated when the four girls went to the zoo and the other 3 girl started bitching that the girl who got fired was taking all their customers, when all they did was follow her around.... here a through why not split up and cover more ground, but the other three girls were so stupid and just decided that would be a good reason to call what's her face out in the B/R which they did.

[Shaun]

oh dear, Gabrielle's having a meltdown in the boardroom.

-thinks Katie should've gone-

[Shaun]

Oh okay. Bilyana was an idiot.

[Shaun]

Fact: Bilyana Is Latin for "Wont shut the **** up"

:laugh3:

it sounds nothing like latin :idc: sometimes the bigger idiots are the ones who make these jokes.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Oh okay. Bilyana was an idiot.

Yes she was, if she just kept her mouth shut at the end he would have fired the other girl... forgotten her name, Katie?

[MTVN]

Surprised the boys did so well, glad they won though, Jenna is an annoying bitch as I suspected