Britains Got Talent ITV1HD 8:45PM Saturday 5/5/12

[Marc]

SCRIPTED MESS. I HATE THIS S**T ahh

[GiRTh]

Scripted... messThis.

[Marc]

Oh is this the cancer/child abuse advert song?

[Marc]

She is great. But why not TXFactor? :crazy:

[GiRTh]

Why not go on XF?

[Vanessa]

Oh is this the cancer/child abuse advert song?

Wow! She's incredible! :shocked:

[Marc]

She's great. 16 yo man

[GiRTh]

Too much footage of the judges.

[Marc]

oh dear scotland

[GiRTh]

Handy - man. I'll bet.

[Maia]

............................errrr

[Marc]

LOL well that wasn't predictable or anything :bored:

[Maia]

.....I see....hmm...

[Marc]

Amazing.

[Maia]

Unique

[Marc]

:dance:

[GiRTh]

Multi instrumenatalist.

[Maia]

Sheer brilliance

[Marc]

Sheer brilliance

Yes.

[GiRTh]

Bagpipe playing gimps

[Marc]

:laugh2:

[Maia]

Five jelly babies :laugh3:

[Marc]

BABY GIVE IT UP! :dance:

[Maia]

Give it up give it up

[Marc]

Five jelly babies :laugh3:

Jelly baby condoms :amazed:

[Me. I Am Salman]

These acts are so boring I'M SICK OF SINGERS

[GiRTh]

Oh dear.

[Marc]

:laugh3: omg

[Maia]

BABY GIVE IT UP! :dance:

:dance2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Lool!

[Maia]

So good :worship:

[Maia]

Nananananananana

[Marc]

They better win.

What was the decision? troll/

[Me. I Am Salman]

c'mon where are the Signatures / Diversities / Spellbounds / Magic acts / something different!

[Marc]

14?!

[GiRTh]

After all the dross here we have the one decent act.

[Me. I Am Salman]

omg she can't be 14!

[Marc]

Can't believe she's 14, was about to say she was fit hahaha

[Maia]

She's 14? :shocked:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Marc you paedo lol

[Maia]

Omg Birdy!!!! :D

[Me. I Am Salman]

I can say she's fit cos she's not that younger than me :hmph:

[Jords]

Birdeh

[GiRTh]

So obvious she was gonna be good. Can Ipointout that I made my last post well before she started singing

[Jordan.]

omg :amazed:

[Maia]

She is great.

[Vanessa]

She's amazing! :dance::elephant:

[Jordan.]

She is fantastic :worship: Wish she'd auditioned for XF instead.

[MTVN]

Can't believe she's 14, was about to say she was fit hahaha

Haha after the jailbait eh Marc

[Jordan.]

Wait she's 14 :suspect:

[GiRTh]

Simon likes her. He probably paid for her singing lessons three years ago.

[Marc]

Haha after the jailbait eh Marc

:sad:

[Marc]

She wasn't THAT good. She was 14 though so she's amazing for her age

[Vanessa]

:sad:

:joker:

[Me. I Am Salman]

tbh this episode is a bit boring :/

[Me. I Am Salman]

Hadrian's Wall

[Marc]

Salman you're boring every episode hehe

[Me. I Am Salman]

OMG a dance act!!!

[Me. I Am Salman]

and they're from East London!! :amazed::amazed:

#UnitedWeStandFTW

[Me. I Am Salman]

I love them already :lovedup:

[Marc]

/dance

[Me. I Am Salman]

They're so cool :love:

[GypsyGoth]

These are good :dance2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

they're amazeballs

[Marc]

dey gud

[Marc]

aw poor Carmen, she just says retarded stuff don't she

[Me. I Am Salman]

Carmen / Amanda doesn't make a difference does it.. theyre both insignificant

[Marc]

well that was boring

[Black Dagger]

I liked the girl who did the NSPCC song, she's amazing.

[Marc]

thats the one lucas! haha i knew it was some sort of child abuse ad

[Vanessa]

I love them! :dance::elephant:

[bbfan1991]

Bored of the Singers and Dance Troupes now:sleep:.

[GiRTh]

Bored of the Singers and Dance Troupes now:sleep:.This.

[Marc]

is that it?

[Black Dagger]

thats the one lucas! haha i knew it was some sort of child abuse ad

I was like, I know this song, where do I know this song, and then I was LIKE IT'S THE NSPCC SONG.

But yeah, I love the song, she was good.

Sick of singers though when we have The Voice and X Factor.

[GiRTh]

Ten more minutes.

[Marc]

haha gay dancing

[Marc]

wow

[GypsyGoth]

Gay skaters :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Gay skaters :worship:

One of them was hot :amazed:

[Marc]

:lovedup: Her

[Marc]

Anybody laughs then they sick

[Me. I Am Salman]

OMG they're incredible! :amazed:

[Boothy]

Reminds me of 2 Up 2 Down

[Maia]

:shocked: Well this is certainly something

[Marc]

:dance: :dance2: Haha i love the change up

[GypsyGoth]

It was ok.

[Me. I Am Salman]

2 up 2 down pmsl that was hilarious

[Maia]

:worship: Good to see something different from the usual

[Me. I Am Salman]

Peter Kay's spoof thingy > every talent show that ever existed

[bbfan1991]

These were good:).

[Marc]

It was ok.

omg how rude, -bans-

[Jordan.]

The bit where she spun him around was funny

[Boothy]

Also thought the bird in the wheelchair was Kim Woodburn

[Jordan.]

Also thought the bird in the wheelchair was Kim Woodburn

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Awwwwwww! That was really sweet! :lovedup:

[bbfan1991]

Aww I liked Strictly Wheels:).

[Marc]

Also thought the bird in the wheelchair was Kim Woodburn

OMFG :love: :laugh3:

[GypsyGoth]

omg how rude, -bans-

:D

[arista]

On Now

[Maia]

Little guitarist girl?

[GiRTh]

On NowThanx. :thumbs:

[Maia]

Aw she's sweet

[GypsyGoth]

I hope her and her shopping spree fall off the chair.

[Smithy]

I hope her and her shopping spree fall off the chair.

:laugh2:

[GiRTh]

I hope her and her shopping spree fall off the chair.:joker:

[GiRTh]

Does Amanda say anything these days?

[Jordan.]

-listens to chers audition to erase that filth from my ears-

[GypsyGoth]

They were talented.

[GiRTh]

Has Simon ever tried to tap off with Amanda?

[Vanessa]

Omg! That was so hot! I need a cold shower now! :blush2:

[Maia]

These guys :amazed:

[Jordan.]

This is good :worship:

[arista]

Not bad - Lads

[Maia]

Amazing :worship:

[Jords]

Veryyyyyyyyyy annoying.

[GypsyGoth]

They were good :worship:

[Kazanne]

That last band were good.

[Maia]

That lady :laugh2: Fantastic

[Vanessa]

That was hilarious! :joker:

[Redway]

I'm glad to see Simon Cowell being proven wrong, yet again.

[arista]

That lady :laugh2: Fantastic



Yes she Worked Hard At It.


I hope she stays for a long time

[GypsyGoth]

Glad she got through.

[GiRTh]

Oh Walliams :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

I seen a documentary about ballroom dancing, and there are few guy who do it, so the are always in demand.

[GiRTh]

*Buzz*

[Ninastar]

i just woke up did I miss much?

[GiRTh]

He's better than her.

[GypsyGoth]

i just woke up did I miss much?

A 12 year old with a guitar, she wasn't bad.

Some karate, french guys, they danced and did stunts.

Three guys, who were a band, they were good.

A woman who did impressions of corrie people and ann robinson.

I think that's it.

[Ninastar]

Ohhh it sounds like I missed a lot

[Redway]

As if she's 15. :eek:

[Redway]

Ohhh it sounds like I missed a lot

It's all right, though, as I'm sure you can catch up on ITV iPLAYER or something, so don't worry. :)

[Ninastar]

dats true

thank you :D

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Ninastar]

shes so cute

sank u

[Kazanne]

pmsl,great stuff lol

[GypsyGoth]

She sounds like thingie from Modern Families.

[Kazanne]

lol,she is funny,shes put Simon in a good mood,lol

[Black Dagger]

Britain has singers and dancers with a comedy impersonator on the side.

So predictable now.

[joeysteele]

I am struggling with BGT I have to admit, few really good acts and something seems missing from the whole format this year.

I wasn't impressed with the impressions woman.

[Redway]

I am struggling with BGT I have to admit, few really good acts and something seems missing from the whole format this year.

I wasn't impressed with the impressions woman.

I agree (somewhat) but I reckon last year was a lot worse. It was all a load of absolute nonsense.

[joeysteele]

I agree (somewhat) but I reckon last year was a lot worse. It was all a load of absolute nonsense.

Thinking back Redway,I think I was saying the same thing then too, maybe BGT has just lost it's sparkle now. It was pretty poor overall last year too.

[bananarama]

The thing missing from BGT is proper variety. Plenty of silly talentless acts but where are the "comediens". Does Britain not have any good comdiens that don't rely on filth to get a dirty laugh. Seems not any more......

I am sick to the teeth of seeing the confounded robotic type twiching so called dance groups.....They look as though they have some sort of serious nerve disorder. No more please no more they are ten a bloody penny.....

The best thing they could do for BGT is to ban all singing acts as the X factor and other shows give us more than enough singers to last three dozen life times.

With no singers they could concentrate on talented speciality acts icluding animals and majic and acrobatics along with comediens if there are any and impressionists......

[arista]

On Now

[GiRTh]

Link man says its an emotional show before the damn thing even starts. :bored:

[Maia]

Mr Zip still gonna win

[Brother Leon]

More PRS money for my man Tinie.


*turns off*

[Ninastar]

:amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

He's gonna play with his organ.

[Maia]

This guy :joker:

[Ninastar]

lmao
aww he's very sweet

[GiRTh]

Love this guy.

[Marc]

Graeme! :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

I hope he makes it.

[Maia]

La Bamba :dance2:

[Ninastar]

i like this song

[Maia]

:dance:

[Jordan.]

Jean Martyns love child

[Maia]

Yes send him through he is brilliant

[Maia]

Jean Martyns love child

:laugh2:

[Maia]

Put him through David you know it's right

[Marc]

:worship: SF good

[Maia]

Yes!!

[Jordan.]

We have a possible winner :worship:

[Maia]

:worship: SF good

Up there with Mr Zip easily

[Marc]

He must be in the final

[Maia]

The police siren guy :o

[Marc]

Show those kids!

[Maia]

So much talent!!!

[Marc]

Awww

[GypsyGoth]

Mmm Bop :dance:

[Marc]

There's a lot of them

[GypsyGoth]

Good enough to get through.

[Black Dagger]

Watching BGT after The Voice, is like going to Gulivers World after a day out to Alton Towers.

[Jordan.]

I'm so bored of dance troupes on this show :idc:

[Jordan.]

Watching BGT after The Voice, is like going to Gulivers World after a day out to Alton Towers.

:joker:

[Maia]

Watching BGT after The Voice, is like going to Gulivers World after a day out to Alton Towers.

:joker: So true

[Maia]

I'm so bored of dance troupes on this show :idc:

Me too. They're waaay too samey now

[Maia]

The girl band :love:

[Maia]

Molly!!!!!! :amazed:

[Maia]

K winner

[Marc]

Good

[GiRTh]

Exploitation TV.

[Black Dagger]

Molly!!!!!! :amazed:

I think we've found Mollie's BGT favourite :p

[Marc]

Wow!

[Maia]

What a lovely little bundle of joy

[Marc]

Tbh she's not as good as our Mollie

[GiRTh]

She's good.

[Maia]

I think we've found Mollie's BGT favourite :p

:worship:

Mollie loves Molly

[Black Dagger]

Tbh she's not as good as our Mollie

Who is?

[Maia]

Tbh she's not as good as our Mollie

:laugh:

[Marc]

Our MollEHH

[Maia]

Harry rushes to find his phone

[Marc]

No body quite better than Pugsie yet tbh

[GypsyGoth]

I hope this is mental.

[Maia]

You are an artist?

You look a mess

[Maia]

Fresh from the outside bins

[Maia]

Humpty Dumpty? :joker:

[GiRTh]

Amazing.

[Jordan.]

Geisha doing Britain proud

[Ninastar]

what the hell?

[Marc]

Well she's messed up.

[Maia]

I hope this is mental.

Got your wish

[Jordan.]

David :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Got your wish

:laugh:


I'm glad she made it.

[Black Dagger]

Oh dear :bored:

[Maia]

:joker:

I have nothing to say

[Jordan.]

Amazing LOL

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[Black Dagger]

What the **** is going on?

[bbfan1991]

Geisha is weird:eek:. Molly was fab!:)

[GypsyGoth]

What the **** is going on?

You fell asleep watching BGT, this is just a dream.

[Black Dagger]

You fell asleep watching BGT, this is just a dream.

It'd not be difficult to fall asleep watching BGT, to be honest.

[GiRTh]

The standard is very high tonight, I see.

[Jordan.]

That Geisha girl was on Snog Marry Avoid :joker:

sP6eHNYbpoA

[GiRTh]

That Geisha girl was on Snog Marry Avoid :joker:

sP6eHNYbpoA
Crazy bitch.

[Marc]

That girl was odd

[Marc]

He's gonna cry

[Maia]

That Geisha girl was on Snog Marry Avoid :joker:

sP6eHNYbpoA

:joker:

That makeunder lasted then

[Marc]

He looks scared

[GiRTh]

They've built this kid up so much that it would be cruel if he didnt get thru.

[GypsyGoth]

What age is he?

[bbfan1991]

Aww he was so nervous and has a soulful voice:).

[Marc]

What??

[Black Dagger]

Oh, that made me tear up.

I hate seeing children cry on Television.

[GypsyGoth]

:shrug:

[GiRTh]

That was cruel. Surely he has to get thru now.

[Maia]

....Ehh? :conf2:

[Marc]

Don't put him through if all he's gonna do is ******ing cry. He's too young

[bbfan1991]

That was kinda emotional for a moment:blush:.

[Brother Leon]

C'mon kid. Do it for North London :)

[Maia]

Why did it randomly cut to a break, what's the result

[GypsyGoth]

He looked like he got a toothache.

[Ninastar]

aww I felt bad for him :sad:

[bbfan1991]

aww I felt bad for him :sad:

Same, poor Malaki:(.

[GiRTh]

Whether he gets thru or not this is exploitation TV.

[Marc]

It's just silly allowing really young acts

[GypsyGoth]

It's just silly allowing really young acts

I agree.

[Black Dagger]

It's just silly allowing really young acts

Did Rachel Crow and Hollie Steel teach them nothing? xD

[Ninastar]

shut up

[GypsyGoth]

shut up

:laugh:

[Maia]

Gonna go through no matter what now

[Marc]

Did Rachel Crow and Hollie Steel teach them nothing? xD

Exactly. Silliness he won't win cos he's not good.

[bbfan1991]

Aww that was nice of Alesha, at least Malakai is trying again:).

[GiRTh]

Hope they reject him and tell him he's never gonna be good enough.

[Marc]

Tbh he's not that good. Hope he doesn't make the final and cries some more

[Maia]

Hope they reject him and tell him he's never gonna be good enough.

:laugh:

[Brother Leon]

Take a bow son.

[GiRTh]

Tbh he's not that good. Hope he doesn't make the final and cries some more:joker:

[Marc]

He'll probably get beaten but for doing that song tbh