The Bachelorette - New task and Twist Revealed: Strict Deadline

[Kate!]

Tibb does the Bachelorette

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Meet Miss Mollie

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMG5gxGqJskHRBqmL010Q-4cuNY4Ze1RF6tk0VJ2Pn2fgSSfIZIA

Launch Day – Tuesday 3rd April 2012
4.30pm onwards

[Visage]

I'm looking forward to this, I enjoyed playing a part last time.

It's always going to be tough to keep the thread alive when the contestants have to hide their identities.

All the same I'll be checking in as the game progresses.

[michael21]

7 days to go :dance::dance::dance: :dance::dance::dance: :dance:

[Kate!]

I'm looking forward to this, I enjoyed playing a part last time.

It's always going to be tough to keep the thread alive when the contestants have to hide their identities.

All the same I'll be checking in as the game progresses.

:love: you were wonderful last time. That is the hardest part as most of the posts are made by me in the threads, but the forum votes get a few comments anyway :) I may call upon your services with a task hun :evilgrin:

[HBB1508]

Can't wait for this to start - the Batchelor was brilliant.

[Visage]

:love: you were wonderful last time. That is the hardest part as most of the posts are made by me in the threads, but the forum votes get a few comments anyway :) I may call upon your services with a task hun :evilgrin:

I do hope to be involved in the new game one way or another...;)

[Kate!]

I do hope to be involved in the new game one way or another...;)

;)

[Kate!]

Can't wait for this to start - the Batchelor was brilliant.

thanks :)

I think you'll enjoy it Lynne....I have all the contestant profiles in EXCEPT ONE (tsk) and they are really really good.

[michael21]

Kate does it start April 4th as that the day London starts digital switchover :suspect::suspect::suspect:

[Kate!]

Mikey, the date has been moved forward to Tuesday the 3rd April, as Jamie P is launching his BB Blog on the 4th and I didn't want to clash, so I moved mine (Jamie couldn't do his another night and I didn't mind.

[Maia]

Can't wait. I will be very ruthless with all you contestants, it'll take a lot to impress me ;)

[Kate!]

Here's a sneaky preview of the contestant names.....

Ready.....?

In alphabetical order

Buster Hymen
Fuzzy Dunlop
Horatio Gates
Pixter Lott
Randy Burmgardtner
Samson Strongman
Sebastian Delilah
Steven - no surname as yet
Timothy Thedford
Zac Silverstein

Lovely.

[Kate!]

And could Horatio for the love of God please return his profile.

[Maia]

Buster Hymen
Pixter Lott

:joker::joker::joker:

Might've found the front-runners already

[Kate!]

:( 6 days to go and one has had to drop out. I'm reluctant to mither anyone to take part, but I need the full ten contestants. Please someone step in?

[Kate!]

Contestants - only a few days to go. A couple of you have submitted pics to represent your character alongside your profile, great idea. Last time, for the Bachelor I selected pictures myself but if you would like to pm me one of your choice, that would be great. If not, I will select one for you :) Can be a celeb, or a model or a random persons pic from Google images. The two I have so far I think are models.

Thanks.

[Kate!]

Here's a sneaky preview of the contestant names.....

Ready.....?

In alphabetical order

Buster Hymen - had to drop out, going away for a couple of weeks :(
Fuzzy Dunlop
Horatio Gates
Pixter Lott
Randy Burmgardtner
Samson Strongman
Sebastian Delilah
Steven - no surname as yet
Timothy Thedford
Zac Silverstein

Lovely.

Ok, to reiterate.....I really do need a replacement contestant. please sign up if you are online now and think you know Mollie well and would be good at this game, I will be grateful to whoever, if you just PLEASE SIGN UP for the love of God....3 days to go. :hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

I'm posting the contestant profile application form below in a minute, fill it in and pm it to me. Do it now! :p

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Bachelorette Contestant Profile

Remember guys, you are creating a character, put some of yourself in by all means, but try not to put too much in it/be too obvious, your identity should be anonymous till the end

Bear in mind the identity of the Bachelorette at all times, she makes the decisions, and it's her you are looking to ultimately impress.

Chosen Name:
Age:
Description:
Occupation:
Favourite Colour:
Favourite Season:
Favourite Food and Drink:
Hobbies and Interests:
Hidden talents?:
Best chat up line:
Music Tastes:
Ideal Woman:
What made you apply for The Bachelorette?
Why would the Bachelorette want to date you?
Anything you'd like to add?

Also please select a picture to represent your character and send me that as well, can be a celeb, or a model anything but so long as it doesn't give your identity away.

Hint, don't make your profile too short, it's the first impression Mollie will have, and no-one wants to fall at the first hurdle...good luck

[Kate!]

2 days to go. I'm gonna have to think about what to do as I'm still one contestant down.

Also, if Horatio doesn't send his profile ASAP I will have to kick his ass. :p

[Kate!]

1 day....we are having to go with 9 contestants, however quality is better than quantity and these guys are definitely quality :hugesmile:

Pics revealed here later this afternoon....unmissable!

Launch - tomorrow at 4.30pm live on Tibb with the Bachelorette Mollie commenting.

[Kate!]

Just over 24 hours till launch.

You know their names....now here are the faces.....in random order. Which face matches which name? You'll have to wait and see.

Names

Fuzzy Dunlop
Horatio Gates
Pixter Lott
Randy Burmgardtner
Samson Strongman
Sebastian Delilah
Steven X
Timothy Thedford
Zac Silverstein

Faces

http://img.poptower.com/pic-49229/paul-walker.jpg?d=600

http://images.wikia.com/gossipgirl/images/7/74/A-dapper-fellow.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/353drvs.jpg

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276307_100002648021876_559430_n.jpg

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6wnpzzqXk1qac9hyo1_500.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Jimmy_Jacobs_by_Tony_Knox.jpg/321px-Jimmy_Jacobs_by_Tony_Knox.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/156y4k8.jpg

Caption to above "Here I am on a friends stag do, where we all decided to dress as women."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ztx64PJv1qkycnvo1_500.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8IR7ShN0dJvlCxDix-bvQbj23Ghp26hi1qTy4AaIoTSj7gvQS

[Kate!]

Mollie, if you're around, what do you reckon to the talent? :evilgrin:

[Maia]

Wow...some decent looking chaps there

One of them looks a bit like Pixie Lott as well

[Kate!]

Wow...some decent looking chaps there

One of them looks a bit like Pixie Lott as well

:joker: which one?

Kidding!

[Kate!]

Launch at 4.30pm

[Maia]

:joker: which one?

Kidding!

:laugh:

Looking forward to the launch :D

[Kate!]

less than two hours......

[Kate!]

Tibb does the Bachelorette

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Meet Miss Mollie

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMG5gxGqJskHRBqmL010Q-4cuNY4Ze1RF6tk0VJ2Pn2fgSSfIZIA

Launch Day – Tuesday 3rd April 2012
4.30pm onwards



It's time......to meet.....the contestants! Just waiting for the arrival of the Bachelorette and we can get started :)

[Maia]

Hello people! :amazed:

[Kate!]

Afternoon Miss Mollie. I have 9 very eager and nervous young gentlemen (!!!!) waiting to meet you. Are you looking forward to this? Any nerves?

[Maia]

Afternoon Kate :wavey: I am very much looking forward to it. Bit nervous about meeting a few of them, namely Buster Hymen. He sounds a bit too full on

[Kate!]

Afternoon Kate :wavey: I am very much looking forward to it. Bit nervous about meeting a few of them, namely Buster Hymen. He sounds a bit too full on

Ah yes...the infamous Buster Hymen. Well Mollie, I can put your mind at rest a little, as Buster has unfortunately had to withdraw from the competition, which is why we have 9 and not 10 contenders ;)

Buster was at a charity social event over the weekend and got rather too friendly with a female police officer, he says he thought she was a stripper, and got over amorous, using the words, I'm Buster Hymen, come home with me and I will live up to my name. Buster is now in Wormwood Scrubs sewing mailbags!!!!

[Maia]

Thank God for that. I will be able to sleep tonight now.

[Kate!]

So Mollie, lets introduce the first contender for your affections......

It's Timothy Thedford......

http://images.wikia.com/gossipgirl/images/7/74/A-dapper-fellow.jpg

Name: Timothy Thedford
Age: 25
Physical Description: I am built like a champion warrior of the early Roman empire. I stand six feet three inches tall. I look down upon the world, and they look up at a true champion. Many women have said that I am the best looking man they have ever seen. I have a very angelic face, but it is hard enough so that I so not lose any masculinity what so ever. I have green eyes like the emerald found on the shores of Russia. My nose is a perfect shape and size. My mouth is that of Alexander the Great's, perfect and without blemish. My ears are not too pointy or too flat. They are perfect like the moons of Saturn. My body is rock hard, like the coal miner's who has spent his whole life working never experiencing happiness or joy. I am the perfect warrior, I am the perfect man.
Personality Description: But I am not only looks, I am also keen in the mind. Many people have told me I remind them of modern version of Hannibal of Carthage. I always know what to do in a situation, and always have an answer for everything. I have an IQ equal to Sir Isaac Newton's.
Occupation: Supermarket worker
Favourite Colour: Purple
Favourite Season:Autumn
Favourite Food and Drink: Roast Dinner and expensive scotch
Hobbies and Interests: I am interested in history, art, fine dining, classic music, and love making
Hidden talents?:I speak seven languages : English, French, Russian, Spanish, Italian, Japanese, and Australian
Best chat up line: I am the greatest ever
Music Tastes: Classic, of course
Ideal Woman:Pixie Lott
What made you apply for The Bachelorette?:Because every King needs a Queen
Why should the Bachelorette date you?:Because if she does not she will regret it for the rest of her days on this planet.
Anything you'd like to add? :I have a black belt in karate.

[Maia]

Sounds like a lovely chap, although I didn't know Australian was a language

[Kate!]

Sounds like a lovely chap, although I didn't know Australian was a language

:hugesmile:

Do you think you'll get along well? :)

[Black Dagger]

Sounds like a tool.

[Kate!]

Sounds like a tool.

Pipe down Suzy ... might have known you'd show up!!!

[Maia]

:hugesmile:

Do you think you'll get along well? :)

He likes Roast Dinner, he speaks French and Pixie Lott is his ideal women, so most definitely :hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

Pipe down Suzy ... might have known you'd show up!!!

I get invited to all the best gigs darling. Plus I need to see if any of these catch my attention, they'll be swooning for Miss Layton in no time.

[Kate!]

Now....without further ado....here's contender number two....:amazed: Rhymes!!!!

It's Zac Silverstein......

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6wnpzzqXk1qac9hyo1_500.jpg

Name: Zac Silverstein
Age: 17
Description: A cool, chilled out and laidback guy. Who knows how to treat a girl right. Zac is down to earth, and has a great sense of humour.
Occupation: Bartender
Favourite Colour: Red and Black
Favourite Season: Summer, everyone is in good spirits and the vibe is brilliant.
Favourite Food and Drink: Milkshakes, Pasta, McDonalds, Coke.
Hobbies and Interests: Music, Television, Partying, Video Games and trying to lead a great life.
Hidden talents: I can play the Drums.
Best chat up line: 'Hey :3 x'
Music Tastes: Rock, Punk, Metal, Indie, Drum & Bass ;)
Ideal Woman: Someone with awesome style [by that I mean, does not dress like a chav] - a great sense of humour, cute, and trustworthy.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette: I wanted to see if I could win.
Why would the Bachelorette want to date you: Because we have alot in common.
Anything you'd like to add: Yes. I feel like I'm on Take Me Out LOL

[Maia]

I love this guy's style. He has great taste in music as well.

[Jesus.]

I think these 2 are looking for bachelors, rather than a bachelorette.

[Maia]

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

"Best chat-up line"

Hey. God there is a reason he's on this, he ain't coming anywhere near Suzy L's downstairs regions.

[Jesus.]

"Best chat-up line"

Hey. God there is a reason he's on this, he ain't coming anywhere near Suzy L's downstairs regions.

He hates the smell of rotting fish?

[Kate!]

Contender number 3 has a familiar face....can't quite place it though :conf:

It's Pixter Lott.......

http://i42.tinypic.com/156y4k8.jpg

Pixter was on a stag night when this was taken and they are all dressed as women, not just him!!!!

Name: Pixter Lott

Age: 18

Physical Description: I have blond hair, blue eyes, a killer smile, and a great voice

Personality Description: I believe good manners, funny and honest describe me the best

Occupation: Star kisser

Favourite Colour: Apple green

Favourite Season: Summer – it’s more of an attitude than a season.

Favourite Food and Drink: Fruit and Fruit punch

Hobbies and Interests: I love to sing, dance and putting new waves in my hair.

Hidden talents?: I can play 4 instruments.
Best chat up line: I have heard that woman can only put mascara on if their mouth is open. Is this true?

Ideal Woman: Pixie Lott

What made you apply for The Bachelorette? It’s not every day you get the opportunity to meet the woman of your dreams, and it’s not every day that she just happens to be the woman of 15 other guys dreams. I honestly believe true love can be found when my partner is dating 15 other guys at the same time, and I definitely won’t resent her choosing other men over me, time and time again.

Why should the Bachelorette date you? Because I’m just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to showmance me.

Anything you'd like to add? If I don’t win, then I’ll probably stalk the bachelorette anyway, so she might as well do this the easy way

[Locke.]

These chat up lines are getting worse and worse

[Kate!]

Mollie, what do you think of the lovely Pixter?

[Maia]

Pixter sounds like she - err, he would be an absolute dream to get along with. Lovely sounding guy.

[Kate!]

Now, contestant number 4 is an absolute stunner....

stand back in admiration for Sebastian Delilah (:eek:)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276307_100002648021876_559430_n.jpg

Name: Sebastian Delilah

Age: 29

Physical Description: I have greasy hair and one nostril is bigger than the other but I hope you can see past all that.

Personality Description: I am a sexoholic with no drive in life. I think our current president Gordon Whatshisface is a douchebag. One time when I was 14 my mum chucked me out of the house for rummaging through my sister’s knickers. But I’m a sweetheart really.

Occupation: Male dinnerlady

Favourite Colour: Brown because it reminds me of Burberry

Favourite Season: Summer – because it’s the season of joy

Favourite Food and Drink: The classy stuff they sell at Iceland

Hobbies and Interests: Watching Jeremy Kyle in my undies

Hidden talents?: I am a pro at poetry and my nipples lactate so if we ever had a baby we could take rounds at breastfeeding

Best chat up line: If i was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Music Tastes: N-Dubz & Cher Lloyd

Ideal Woman: A woman who shuts up and does her job in the kitchen.

What made you apply for The Bachelorette? I wanted to try something different with my love life, and explore new depths. I think I’d be a good candidate. But if you want me to be honest I haven’t had a good shag in weeks.

Why should the Bachelorette date you? Cos I’m the shizz

Anything you'd like to add? Fat women were destined for chocolates. Strawberries were destined for cream. I was destined for you <3

[Mitchell]

These chat up lines :(

[Kate!]

- thinks Mollie may be lost for words when she reads this ^ :laugh2: -

[Jesus.]

The rest of the bachelors might as well go home now. Unless Fred West is a contestant, then no one can compete with Seb

[Maia]

........

[Maia]

Classiest guy so far

[Kate!]

Ready for number 5 then?

[Black Dagger]

SUZY LIKES.

/mybodyisready

Miss Mollie has competition on her hands for this guy.

[Kate!]

Suzy, you're such a tart :bored:

[Maia]

#4 is going to be a tough act to follow

[Kate!]

Contender number 5 ... hottie totty!!!

It's Steven Molliemeandyouareonarocket

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8IR7ShN0dJvlCxDix-bvQbj23Ghp26hi1qTy4AaIoTSj7gvQS

Chosen Name: Steven Molliemeandyouareonarocket
Age: 19
Physical Description: Six Pack, Decent Hair, Looks very sexy.
Personality Description: Funny guy, Absolute tit and isnt afraid to have a laugh at himself
Occupation: Nose Surgeon ;)
Favourite Colour: Heaven Blue, Cos Mollie came out of the sky and sent me to heaven!
Favourite Season: 4 :p
Favourite Food and Drink: Chocolate and Mollie :L
Hobbies and Interests: I like Skiing, Swimming, Making Chocolate Cake and Spending time with my loved ones
Hidden talents?: I can balance a spoon on my nose
Best chat up line: Is it me, Or have i just been sent to heaven and seen an angel :L
Music Tastes: I love Decent Music, I like whatever Mollie Likes
Ideal Woman: Mollie.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Because I love Mollie
Why should the Bachelorette date you? Because she is Mollie
Anything you'd like to add? Yes, I can pay you a bribe, Mollie.

[Black Dagger]

Urgh, grow a pair.

:tongue:

[Maia]

Bit obsessed this guy

[Black Dagger]

Bit obsessed this guy

Guy seems like a legit loony, he'll be locking you in his cellar.

[Maia]

Guy seems like a legit loony, he'll be locking you in his cellar.

Hm....think I will keep Piddles with me for protection

[Kate!]

Would you like to meet contender number 6 Miss Mollie?

[Maia]

I certainly would Kate

[Kate!]

This chap will make you go all tingly and wuzzy....

It's the one and only Fuzzeeeee Dunlop!

http://i43.tinypic.com/353drvs.jpg

Name: Fuzzy Dunlop.
Age: 19.
Physical Description: Average height, large everything else.
Personality Description: Laid back, relaxed, easy going, cool, chilled, calm.
Occupation: Confidential Informant.
Favourite Colour: Green.
Favourite Season: Winter.
Favourite Food and Drink: Drinks in cartons. You know, the sort you get when you go to McDonalds.
Hobbies and Interests: Stake-outs.
Hidden talents?: Going unnoticed.
Best chat up line: "I am Fuzzy Dunlop."
Music Tastes: Anything and everything. Mainly Hip Hop and R&B.
Ideal Woman: 5'8 or shorter. Likes Technology and listening to other peoples conversations.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? I am legal, single, and ready to mingle.
Why should the Bachelorette date you? I'm a nice, slick guy.
Anything you'd like to add? Isn't technology the ****in' bomb?

[Novo]

Are these actually real forum members who have wrote this stuff or just made up? i don't get it

[Kate!]

Anyone standing out from the crowd so far Mollie? Only 3 more to go :D

[Maia]

Bit bored by this guy, but he likes technology so that's a thumbs up

[Kate!]

Are these actually real forum members who have wrote this stuff or just made up? i don't get it

yes, it's the same format as the Bachelor Novo, they are all actual forum members who have made up a character and will be anonymous throughout the game, Mollie has to choose who to eliminate after each challenge/task. All profiles and pics are made up and chosen by the player, so the more effort they put in the better their chances.

[Maia]

Anyone standing out from the crowd so far Mollie? Only 3 more to go :D

Hm...think Sebastian and Pixter are definite standouts so far, but we shall see what the remaining 3 have to offer ;)

[arista]

Are these actually real
forum members who have wrote this stuff or just made up? i don't get it


No its Fakes

[Kate!]

You've already met Delilah, lol, now let me introduce Samson.

Contender number 7....it's Samson Strongman

http://img.poptower.com/pic-49229/paul-walker.jpg?d=600

Name: Samson Strongman.
Age: 20.
Physical Description: Well toned and fit.
Personality Description: Great sense of humour, very outgoing and sociable.
Occupation: FBI operative.
Favourite Colour: Red.
Favourite Season: Summer.
Favourite Food and Drink: Fish and chips, Coke.
Hobbies and Interests: Sports and Pixie Lott.
Hidden talents?: :evilgrin:
Best chat up line: You're so hot I've forgotten all my chat up lines.
Music Tastes: Wide and very varied.
Ideal Woman: Pixie Lott.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Who could resist the sexy Bachelorette!
Why should the Bachelorette date you? Because we have the same tastes and I could be her soulmate. ;)
Anything you'd like to add? I :love: Pixie Lott a lot.

[Black Dagger]

BORING.

Next

[Kate!]

No its Fakes

:hugesmile: don't confuse people Arista :hug:

[Maia]

Likes Pixie Lott

Gets Mollie's approval

[Kate!]

Time to meet our penultimate guy, wonder if his nature matches his name :evilgrin:

It's RRRRandy Burmgardtner.....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ztx64PJv1qkycnvo1_500.jpg

Chosen Name: Randy Bürmgardtner
Age: 28
Description: A keen golfer, Randy hails from the Austrian Alps and has previously trained for his country's Olympic tobogganing team - but an accident on the luge track shattered a disc in his back and he's been too afraid to partake in it again even since his recovery. He has jet black hair and brown eyes, and sports a small amount of stubble.
Occupation: Lumberjack
Favourite Colour: Pink, like a woman's labia.
Favourite Season: Fall, because he's fallen for Mollie.
Favourite Food and Drink: Randy loves a bit of fish stew, and his favourite drink is a White Russian on the rocks.
Hobbies and Interests: Hiking, fishing, reading erotica, detective shows and cycling.
Hidden talents?: Randy can unhook a bra blindfolded in under 5 seconds. He's also able to speak Japanese, Spanish and English, and sign language since his younger sister lost her hearing.
Best chat up line: "In the mountainous Alps I would tear down a forest with my axe if it meant I found you, mein kleines kaninchen."
Music Tastes: Being Austrian he of course owns a couple of Mozart and... Robert Fuchs... but Randy is also partial to a bit of Bee Gees, Barry Manilow and Stevie Wonder.
Ideal Woman: Unique, quirky, blonde, a devil in the sack and adventurous.
What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Randy's been single now for 2 years following a painful breakup from his fiancee Erika, who he found in bed with his best friend. He's finally ready to move on and love again.
Why would the Bachelorette want to date you? Randy is sensitive yet adventurous, a passionate lover and knows a thing or two about using his tackle for fish.
Anything you'd like to add? HEY PRETTY LADY.

[Black Dagger]

Who in the right mind would cheat on Randy?

:bored:

[Maia]

Smashing guy, seems like a proper hearthrob

[Maia]

Who in the right mind would cheat on Randy?

:bored:

My thoughts exactly :bored:

[Kate!]

......Finally, contender number 9, and the last guy to meet (phew!!)

It's Horatio "Hor" Gates (pronounced ***** :laugh2:)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Jimmy_Jacobs_by_Tony_Knox.jpg/321px-Jimmy_Jacobs_by_Tony_Knox.jpg

Name: Horatio Gates

Age: 22

Description: He's attractive, that's all you need to know Miss Mollie.

Occupation: Doctor

Favourite Colour: Pink (He is straight, honest)

Favourite Season: Summer

Favourite Food and Drink: Bangers (He loves a good set of bangers) and Mash. Vodka and Lemonade.

Hobbies and Interests: Telling people that they have not long left to live, reading books, smiling at old ladies knowing he might have to replace their hips.

Hidden talents?: He'll let Miss Mollie find that out :wink:

Best chat up line: "Girl, do you like chocolate, then pull down your snickers and give us a boost". He is a classy one is Hor

Music Tastes: That pop stuff. Got to love a bit of Kylie Minogue (Eh?) and That Icelandic band, they can make you cry, Sugary Ross

Ideal Woman: Somebody who likes Apple Tizer

What made you apply for The Bachelorette? Masturbating got a tad boring.

Why would the Bachelorette want to date you? Because I'm amazing, I am intelligent, and she'd be loaded.

Anything you'd like to add? I have a big willy.

[Maia]

....bit blown away by this guy

[Kate!]

....bit blown away by this guy

in a good way or a bad way? :laugh:

[Kate!]

Mollie, we so need to change our sigs/avatars....lol.

[Maia]

I'm not even sure myself :joker:

[Black Dagger]

This guy is a legit dick.

And potentially a big one if his biography is to go by.

[Maia]

:sad: I can't find it in my heart to say goodbye to the Piddles campaign

[Ramsay]

yer man there looks like someone out of WWE

[Mitchell]

So Cringy xD

[Shaun]

Sugary Ross :laugh2:

[Kate!]

Well, the Bachelorette has now met all the "lovely" guys and has a lot to think about.

When Mollie is ready, she will choose three of you to face Bachelorette's Question Time (BQT) and post three questions in here for those three only to answer, answers must be pm'd to myself and once I have them all, they will be posted for Mollie's further consideration. One contestant will be eliminated later tonight. Harsh, but all's fair in love ;)

good luck to you all.........

[Maia]

Hm right....this will be a tough choice to make

[Kate!]

Contestants.

After each challenge including this first elimination, when Mollie has decided who she is eliminating, she will pm me her decision and I will then reveal to her the identity of that contestant. Mollie will post on the contestants wall, it will be either a rose or a heart and then announce it in the thread. The contestants identity will also be revealed in the thread.

Any questions, anytime during the game, pm me and I will always respond asap. Thanks.

[Maia]

Right, think I have made my decision.

[Kate!]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIzJlaw65r7RPJlqjX31JAQmyxXgA6e rsV-RqXpvNSnzzWUqsJ

[Maia]

The contestants facing me in Question Time are...

[Kate!]

I hope you are all lurking, contestants? :laugh:

[Maia]

Fuzzy Dunlop - You're about as interesting as concrete mixture. Hate to sound harsh, I'm sure you have some interesting qualities about you, that's probably why I'm picking you for question time. I want to find out more about you beyond the dull technology lover.

Sebastian Delilah - Let's be honest here, you and me are from two different worlds. I shop at Waitrose, you shop at Iceland. You watch Jeremy Kyle in your underpants, I watch Newsnight in designer clothes. I'm picking you for Question Time so you can prove to me there is actually a classy side to you, otherwise I'm afraid you're just too cheap for my liking.

Horatio Gates - In the nicest possible way I can put this, you scare me deeply. And I'm not big on Kylie Minogue so I'm afraid I can't quite relate to you there. However, I'm picking you for Question Time so you can show me your softer side. I want to find out more about you because as creepy as you are, you are also slightly intriguing.

[Maia]

And the questions are...

[Maia]

If you could be reincarnated as an animal, what animal would it be and why?

I like a man who can cook food - what would you cook for me as a dinner to win my heart?

What would be your idea of a perfect weekend away with me?

[Maia]

*feels bad about my reasons now*

:hug: Hate to come across harsh to you hopefuls, I am sure you are all lovely and will prove me wrong in Question Time

[Glenn.]

Seb OMFG :worship:

[Kate!]

Amber Gashflap in the building :worship:

Can Fuzzy, Sebastian and Horatio please answer Mollie's questions in a pm to me. Thanks.

I'm rubbish at guessing Mollie, I.only guessed one of your three!

[Jesus.]

Mollie seriously burned those guys. I'll be surprised if at least one of them isn't suicidal right about now.

[Black Dagger]

Gawd, Mollie, you fierce.

I hope you get rid of them all, Me and Suzy would love some new friends :amazed:

[Kate!]

Lots of brownie points to Fuzzy, first to return his answers.

Some brownie points for Horatio, not far behind ... answers received.

Sebastian..... Better shape up.

[Jesus.]

Lots of brownie points to Fuzzy, first to return his answers.

Some brownie points for Horatio, not far behind ... answers received.

Sebastian..... Better shape up.

........Coz Mollie needs a man, and her heart is set on you

[Shaun]

:bored: ffs jesus, putting grease in my head.

[Jesus.]

:bored: ffs jesus, putting grease in my head.

Could be worse, you could have Scott putting grease on your little head?! :joker:

[Kate!]

Dearie me.

:joker:

[Maia]

:laugh3:

[Marc]

-I am poised-

[Jesus.]

Seb must stay.

[Kate!]

Right, sorry for the delay. Technical hitches.

Fuzzy Dunlops answers.

If you could be reincarnated as an animal, what animal would it be and why?

A Direwolf as they are big and fearsome a bit like myself actually. Plus they are extinct and are great animals so don't deserve to be.

I like a man who can cook food - what would you cook for me as a dinner to win my heart?

A nice lovely meat-free roast dinner with a secret Fuzzy Dunlop ingredient mixed in

What would be your idea of a perfect weekend away with me?

Can't go wrong with a trip to the sunny shores of Hawaii having a nice cocktail while watching the Scott's of this world drowning in the ocean

[Kate!]

Horatio Gates Answers.

If you could be reincarnated as an animal, what animal would it be and why?

Probably a Bear, while I come across as creepy and deluded, I want a girl who can bring out that softer side of me, if you will, I could be your teddy bear all night long <3.

I like a man who can cook food - what would you cook for me as a dinner to win my heart?

I'd make you whatever you desired, I can cook, I'm brilliant, so I'd cook a proper English meal, vegetable Tika Curry. Then for Desert I'd make you a Pixie Lott cake (Following the sheep of the competition might earn my place in the show, eh? )

What would be your idea of a perfect weekend away with me?

Drugs, sex... all you need really?

No I'm totes sensitive, I am, a perfect weekend away with you would simply being with you. <3

[Jesus.]

Could it be a triple eviction?

[Maia]

:joker: You two have totally proved me wrong

Unless Sebastian comes up with something appalling, this is going to be a very hard decision.

[Kate!]

No....dear Jesus, I'd have no players left for the challenges.

.....

Sebastian Delilahs answers.

If you could be reincarnated as an animal, what animal would it be and why?

Gee… I’ve always wanted to moo. So Pixie Lott.


I like a man who can cook food - what would you cook for me as a dinner to win my heart?

Do I look like a woman?


What would be your idea of a perfect weekend away with me?

Perfect? Oh please luvvie. Doing anything with you will always be second best.

[Marc]

:)

[Black Dagger]

Sebastian is a *******

Suzy, don't be so rude, you were singing his praises earlier.

[Jesus.]

:joker: You two have totally proved me wrong

Unless Sebastian comes up with something appalling, this is going to be a very hard decision.

:puzzled:

[Jesus.]

I think Seb is miles ahead. He's the clear favourite. A modern man.

[Maia]

Alrighty then. Thank you for that you three.

[Maia]

:puzzled:

Not as dull and creepy as I had them down as y'know?

[Kate!]

Thanks Marc, for the help.

You wonderful person. :hug:

[Maia]

Made my decision. Might shock you all.

[Kate!]

Awaits Mollie's decision by pm.

[Maia]

The contestant I'm sending home is...

Sebastian Delilah - Very sorry but if what you were doing was trying to win my heart over then you completely fooled me. Your opinion on women is awful, and dissing the great Pixie goes no where with me my friend. So unfortunately, I am going to have to send you home. But I am sure you will be greeted by a ready-cook Iceland meal when you get there so it's all good!

[Kate!]

Alas, Sebastian is the first to fall.

I can now reveal that Sebastian was created and portrayed by

Salman

So sorry to lose you so early. Your profile was fun. Thank you for taking part.

[Maia]

Very sorry to lose you :hug: Could've been onto a winner :(

[Kate!]

Contestants....you will be set a lovely challenge tomorrow. Goodnight.

[Black Dagger]

SALMAN XD

I didn't think you had it in you, I legit thought he was great. :hug:

[Kate!]

Challenge 2 will be posted later this afternoon.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sebastian was too good for you anyway. He's moved on to bigger and better things. :hmph:

[Black Dagger]

Sebastian was too good for you anyway. He's moved on to bigger and better things. :hmph:

I heard.

He didn't even want to rebound with Suzy Layton.

She's distraught eating her Ben and Jerry's.

[Kate!]

Remaining contestants...well done on surviving the first night elimination, especially Fuzzy and Horatio who faced the first Bachelorette's Question Time.

Your profiles were all amazing and caused quite a sensation, a lot of thought clearly went into them :hugesmile:

Challenge 2 shall be posted very soon.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I heard.

He didn't even want to rebound with Suzy Layton.

She's distraught eating her Ben and Jerry's.

That's because Sebastian has heard all about Little Miss Suzy :nono:

[Black Dagger]

That's because Sebastian has heard all about Little Miss Suzy :nono:

I dun know what you're talking about :tongue:

[Kate!]

CHALLENGE 2

As a highly eligible Bachelorette, Miss Mollie is always very much in demand on the social scene and a partner would have to be able to make a good impression and be an asset to her standing in the Community. Please choose one of the following events which you may be expected to attend with Mollie and put together suitable outfits for both of you to wear for that occasion. Pm your entries to me please.

Events

A Film Premiere
A Charity Benefit dinner (pick the charity)
A Day at the Races
A Fancy Dress party

Task recycled unashamedly from the Bachelor and it won't be the only one :laugh:

[Kate!]

Contestants....further to the above task, the deadline for submitting entries is 10am tomorrow morning. Strictly no extensions on this one I'm afraid.

[Kate!]

Just 2 contestants still to submit entries for challenge 2.

[Kate!]

Still waiting for 2 contestants to submit.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sebastian would have this in the bag

[Jesus.]

If contestants haven't submitted, they must go. You set a strict deadline, Kate. They either don't respect your authoritah, or don't want to win Mollie's hand.


Salmon - the phrase is "in the bag."

[Me. I Am Salman]

Sebastian never was good with words.

[Kate!]

If contestants haven't submitted, they must go. You set a strict deadline, Kate. They either don't respect your authoritah, or don't want to win Mollie's hand.


Salmon - the phrase is "in the bag."

They are only spoiling their own chances, the most I can do is put them in the bottom three, Mollie sees all that goes on and will undoubtedly take that into account when making her decisions. To be fair to one of them, I don't think he has been online (probably at work?) but I still have to press on with the game ...the other one is away with the fairies anyway in the nicest possible way lol. :hugesmile:

No-one will be booted out.

[HBB1508]

Tough choice they were all pretty good!

[Suze]

Have chosen three faves in poll, but they were tough choices. They were all pretty even.

[Kate!]

Thanks for voting Lynne and Suze.

[Kate!]

Poll for challenge 2 outcome - Steven will face Bachelorettes Question Time alongside Fuzzy and Samson.

Just awaiting the questions to be posted. :).

[Kate!]

Poll for challenge 2 outcome - Steven will face Bachelorettes Question Time alongside Fuzzy and Samson.

Just awaiting the questions to be posted. :).

[Maia]

Ok, here are my questions for you gentlemen:

If you were a painting, what painting would you be?

We're going shopping and you get to decide where we go and what we buy - what decision would you make, and why?

If I was trapped in a burning building and you were told the only way to rescue me was to sacrifice a member of your own family, how would you react in this situation?

[Kate!]

Great Questions Mollie, could the forum members behind Fuzzy, Samson and Steven please pm me their responses ASAP. Thanks.

[Kate!]

oK, I have the answers for Bachelorette's Question Time in, well two out of three anyway, and I'm not waiting any longer for the third. :bored:

The contestants facing BQT after Challenge 2 are Samson Strongman and Fuzzy Dunlop, neither of whom submitted an entry for the Challenge, and Steven Molliemeandyouareonarocket who got least votes in the Forum Vote.

Fuzzy submitted his answers to the questions first, Steven second and Samson not at all :nono:

Fuzzy's Answers.

If you were a painting, what painting would you be?

This one as it is a Van Gough painting and he is the best painter there has ever been

http://www.theartwolf.com/imagenestAW/van_gogh_gachet.jpg

We're going shopping and you get to decide where we go and what we buy - what decision would you make, and why?

A trip to ASOS where you could buy anything you like and I would use my special members discount card and use the savings on a nice meal in one of the UK's top restaurants that peasants like King_Anton would be turned away from

If I was trapped in a burning building and you were told the only way to rescue me was to sacrifice a member of your own family, how would you react in this situation?

The front door to the house has been part of this family for almost as long as I have so I would sacrifice that.

Steven's Answers

If you were a painting, what painting would you be? I'd be the sunflowers, As I'm bright, yellow and beautiful and ready to share the love.

We're going shopping and you get to decide where we go and what we buy - what decision would you make, and why? I'd buy a mirror from the best quality store I could find, so you could admire your beautiful face all the time :)

If I was trapped in a burning building and you were told the only way to rescue me was to sacrifice a member of your own family, how would you react in this situation? This would be a hard decision, but I'd have to save you as your beauty can't go to waste :)

Now it's over to the Bachelorette to pm me her decision whenever she is ready :) Either Fuzzy, Steven or Samson will later be eliminated from the competition...stay tuned, this is nail biting stuff....(or not :rolleyes: lol)

[Kate!]

the next challenge.....sneak hint.

Easter themed

[Maia]

Ok sorry Kate, TiBB wouldn't load for me for ages.

I'll PM my decision now.

[Maia]

The contestant I'm sending home is...

Samson Strongman - Very sorry but as you didn't submit anything for the challenge or answers for my questions, whilst the other two did, I'm unfortunately having to send you home. Good luck with women in the future though, I'm sure there'll be plenty out there who won't be able to resist your charms y'know?

[Kate!]

Time to reveal the identity of our Samson, its none other than....

Michael21

Thanks very much for taking part Mikey. And Congrats to Fuzzy and Steven who survive to face the next challenge.

Challenge 3

It's Easter, so this challenge is a themed one. It's a two parter. You must design an Easter card for Mollie and also, as the Bachelorette loves hats, an Easter Bonnet. Deadline is Midnight on Easter Monday and all entries will be posted Tuesday Morning.

Have fun.

[Kate!]

1 entry received already .... From Randy Burmgardtner.

[Kate!]

Bump seeing as only had one entry from seven so far, hopefully all contestants have seen the challenge and deadline.

[Suze]

Reading through their answers to Mollie's questions, Fuzzy is right about Van Gogh, pity his spelling of the man's name is off though :nono: If me was Mollie, I would have to have sent Fuzzy packing for that :p

[Me. I Am Salman]

Join the club Samson :idc:

[Kate!]

First two out..... Samson and Delilah, ironic :D

[Suze]

First two out..... Samson and Delilah, ironic :D

:laugh2:

What's this doing half way down the page :o

[Kate!]

Am still waiting on entries for Fuzzy and Timothy, despite reminder pms?

[Kate!]

Right, I'm gonna be very blunt here.

I've put effort into this game and so have the majority of the contestants plus Mollie. Every challenge .... This being the third, at least one contestant hasn't bothered to take part. It's not very respectful really.


For this challenge I gave 48 hours plus and its a couple of hours till deadline. I have entries from 4 out if the 7 remaining contestants. 1 has at least pmd me to explain and ask for a little bit longer, the other two I've had nothing from whatsoever despite me bumping the thread and sending pm reminders.

Anyone who misses the deadline leaves the game tonight.

Edit: one more received.

[Kate!]

Unfortunately tonight, as per my previous post, Fuzzy Dunlop is out of the competition. I'm not gonna reveal the forum member who was playing as Fuzzy, I just want to carry on my game for the benefit of the other remaining contestants who have put effort in and cba falling out with anyone....

Timothy, Horatio, Randy, Pixter and Steven. Your entries will be posted tomorrow. Zac, I appreciate you had a family issue which is why I granted you the extension, however I need your entry by 1O am tomorrow or you will automatically face BQT.

[michael21]

Mollie the best :hug:

[Locke.]

Went out tonight an forgot, my bad

[Ammi]

Unfortunately tonight, as per my previous post, Fuzzy Dunlop is out of the competition. I'm not gonna reveal the forum member who was playing as Fuzzy, I just want to carry on my game for the benefit of the other remaining contestants who have put effort in and cba falling out with anyone....

Timothy, Horatio, Randy, Pixter and Steven. Your entries will be posted tomorrow. Zac, I appreciate you had a family issue which is why I granted you the extension, however I need your entry by 1O am tomorrow or you will automatically face BQT.

..that's a shame..Zac is my favourite
..but family issues are more important..hope everything's ok

[Kate!]

Went out tonight an forgot, my bad

I am genuinely sorry to lose you from the game Locke, you were a good contender I thought, and I know I sounded harsh in my above posts, but I did give all weekend for it and did pm you a reminder when I saw you online at some point? Had I heard from you I would have extended your time. :(

Thanks for your efforts.

Poll thread will be up soon.

[Kate!]

..that's a shame..Zac is my favourite
..but family issues are more important..hope everything's ok

Zac's entry is in :)

[Kate!]

I require two judges for a challenge (not too time consuming). Please pm me if you'd like to help, but you must be online regularly then I can get your scores etc. Further details available to anyone who expresses interest.

[Kate!]

Results of the poll - Steven and Randy are the bottom two. Announcement later.

Also, as above, need two judges for a task please? ^

[Josiah.]

I require two judges for a challenge (not too time consuming). Please pm me if you'd like to help, but you must be online regularly then I can get your scores etc. Further details available to anyone who expresses interest.

Results of the poll - Steven and Randy are the bottom two. Announcement later.

Also, as above, need two judges for a task please? ^

Kate, can I be a judge.

[Kate!]

Kate, can I be a judge.

Maybe....... ;)

[Maia]

Right lads, here are my questions for you:

Let's rewind to a few days ago and you are picking an Easter egg for me to have on Easter Sunday - what would you pick and why?

If you were buying us a car, what would be your first choice?

What is your favourite brand of deodorant?

[Kate!]

Thanks Mollie :)

Contestants Steven and Randy, could you please pm me your answers to Mollie's questions. Thanks. Good luck.

[Kate!]

Randys responses are in, received shortly after questions were posted last night. No response as yet from Steven. Deadline set for 2pm today.

[Kate!]

Judges are in place for a future challenge (next but one) and this will involve a major twist :amazed:

The 4 Judges.... Mollie herself. Former Contestants in The Bachelor Holly Bush (Niamh) and Juliet de Rose (Lee), and last but not least, our token male Judge.... Josiah aka Coldwinter63.

[Kate!]

Bachelorette's Question Time.

Steven has failed to submit anything yet again :bored:

Here are Randy's answers to the Bachelorette's questions regardless. Thank you Randy for your prompt response to this challenge as well.

Let's rewind to a few days ago and you are picking an Easter egg for me to have on Easter Sunday - what would you pick and why?
- I'd pick a Celebrations egg, because I like variety and at least one of the sweets is going to please you. And also because every day with you calls for celebration ;)

If you were buying us a car, what would be your first choice?
- Of course I would ask the lady for her choice, too. But I can't help but be attracted to the Nissan Pixo, because of its closeness in name to a favourite popstar of Randy's.

What is your favourite brand of deodorant?
- Randy doesn't use deodorant, instead he showers twice a day and always smells of citrus fruits and ginger.

So Mollie, what is your decision :laugh:

[Maia]

:joker:

Great effort you two, especially you Steven. My decision will be announced momentarily.

[Niamh.]

Steven - International man of mystery :laugh:

[Kate!]

Steven - International man of mystery :laugh:

:hugesmile:

[Maia]

The person I'm sending home is:

Steven Molliemeandyouareonarocket - Easy decision I'm afraid, unfortunately you didn't put really any effort into the last challenge, and you didn't answer the questions in BQT whereas Randy put effort into both, so I'm gonna have to send you home. It's a shame as I liked you at the beginning, your name (quite literally) stood out a mile, and you had a very strong err...interest in me compared to other contestants. But there you go :(

[Kate!]

Thanks Mollie.

I can now reveal that the forum member behind the character of Steven was.....

Pothuthic

Sorry to lose you from the game Mitch, thanks for taking part.

[Kate!]

Next Challenge:

Randy, Zac, Horatio, Timothy and Pixter......

Miss Mollie likes to chill out at home sometimes, makes a nice change to the busy social whirlwind that is her life. For this challenge you must plan an evening in for the pair of you, including a menu and soundtrack for the evening. Mollie is looking forward to your efforts :)

Deadline: Midnight tomorrow. If I receive all entries before this I will post them early.

[Kate!]

No entries received yet :shrug:

[Kate!]

and all of you were either online last night, or have been at some point today/are online right now :suspect: :laugh:

Anyone misses the deadline therefore, automatically in the bottom three for you :nono:

[Kate!]

received entries from Timothy and Horatio so far.

Chop Chop.

FTLOJC can some people post in here :D If I do this game again next year, I'm not having anonymity, I'd like banter in the thread :)

[Kate!]

All entries except one received, I'm posting the poll at 11am, last chance... :) ?

[Kate!]

New Task and Twist (:amazed:) announcement.....

Task: Interrogation

Horatio, Randy, Pixter and Zac....Below is a list of 12 questions, you must answer all of these questions, and send your responses to me in a pm. Strict Deadline is 11am tomorrow morning (Tuesday) Once I have all the responses, a panel of 4 Judges will mark each response out of 5 (that's gonna keep them busy:)) All marks will be posted in the thread.

Judges

Mollie
Niamh
Lee
Coldwinter63

The Twist

For this task, there will be no Poll or BQT. The contestant who scores highest overall will win a free pass to the final and will not have to take part in the next challenge :hugesmile: So give it your best efforts. Good luck all four of you.

(In the event of a tie for 1st place, Mollie will have the final decision)

The Questions

- Who would you say you aspire to be in life, and why?

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?

- What would be your dream/ideal job?

- If Pixie chose you and things developed further between you two, how would you propose to her when the time came?

- Where would you take Pixie on holiday?

- It's Pixies birthday, what do you buy her and why?

- What one thing would you change about yourself, if you could?

- What would you do if your best friend and your chosen partner didn't get on?

- What song best sums you up, and why?

- If you could choose a period in History to be born in, which would it be?

- If you were to set up your own Business, what would you do?

- Why are you a better choice for the Bachelorette than the other 3 remaining contestants?

Edit: This should say Mollie :hugesmile:

:suspect:

[Jesus.]

Has Pixie replaced Mollie as the bachelorette?

[Kate!]

Has Pixie replaced Mollie as the bachelorette?

LOL, I only just noticed that! :hugesmile: :hugesmile:

I just C and P'd the questions. :eek:

[Black Dagger]

Mollie getting Cheryl'd.

Gutting.

[Kate!]

3 out of 4 entries received.

[Kate!]

All entries were received in plenty of time this round. About time as well! ;)

New thread will be up shortly with all entries posted for the judges to assess.

[Niamh.]

lol sorry Kate, I thought Mollie was Pixie for the game :laugh:

[Niamh.]

do we mark the answers in the thread or send you a PM?

[Jesus.]

Just a suggestion - as this round is purely judges only, then wouldn't it have been better to PM the answers to the judges, and then post the answers on the boards when you've got all their marks back?