Pfft Childbirth

[Smithy]

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Only men know real pain :idc:

[Benjamin]

Women. :idc:

[Kate!]

Both of you ^ Have a baby, and then come and tell me this again :bored:

[InOne]

:bored:

[Niamh.]

A kick in the balls last a couple of minutes, child birth can last days :idc:

[Benjamin]

A kick in the balls last a couple of minutes, child birth can last days :idc:

Difference is, you women choose to spread your legs and get knocked up. Men don't choose to get kicked in the balls. :idc:

[Shaun]

Sounds like you're asking for it to me, Ben :idc:

[Niamh.]

Difference is, you women choose to spread your legs and get knocked up. Men don't choose to get kicked in the balls. :idc:

Some do :idc:

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/05/25/1274783708_4bfba7dc637ca_34cc0dcf2b578c87fe9547433 9c1878f_350_350.jpg

[Z]

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball once, from a serve. My vision went yellow and I couldn't breathe properly or stand for about ten minutes. Horrible.

[Benjamin]

Sounds like you're asking for it to me, Ben :idc:

I can out run the ladies of TiBB. :tongue:

Some do :idc:

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/05/25/1274783708_4bfba7dc637ca_34cc0dcf2b578c87fe9547433 9c1878f_350_350.jpg

Those are a minority and don't reflect men overall.

[Niamh.]

I can out run the ladies of TiBB. :tongue:



Those are a minority and don't reflect men overall.

Anyway that doesn't make any difference to how painful it is :nono:

[Benjamin]

Anyway that doesn't make any difference to how painful it is :nono:

Well the OP already points out that a kick in the balls is more painful. Debate won. :idc:

[Jesus.]

Some do :idc:

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/05/25/1274783708_4bfba7dc637ca_34cc0dcf2b578c87fe9547433 9c1878f_350_350.jpg

I thought we had a deal? You promised not to put that photo on the forum. Is this because Labia didn't get my vote?

[Niamh.]

I thought we had a deal? You promised not to put that photo on the forum. Is this because Labia didn't get my vote?

I told you you'd regret not voting for us :idc:

[Ammi]

..well..I think when men becomes fathers..that's similar to a kick in the balls anyway

[King Gizzard]

Females :rolleyes:

[HBB1508]

LOL men and their bits - I would think that only men can rate the pain of a kick in the bits and only women can rate the pain of childbirth - well being women we just don't over dramatise things and just get on with it - whereas men just have to make a big deal of everything !!! I rest my case :)

[Jesus.]

Men would be back at work in the afternoon after giving birth.

[ILoveTRW]

tearing v to a does sound pretty painful though

[Jesus.]

tearing v to a does sound pretty painful though

There is no need to release your bowels in front of the doctors though. I mean, women, do you have no dignity?

[Livia]

Men would be back at work in the afternoon after giving birth.

Men would have legalised abortion about a thousand years ago. I'm told it's like sh*tting a fridge. I'm an auntie. I recommend it, it's painless.

[Niall]

Silly women. They think they have it so bad. :idc:

[Ramsay]

Difference is, you women choose to spread your legs and get knocked up. Men don't choose to get kicked in the balls. :idc:

the turtle has spoken :worship:

[Kizzy]

Turtles are stupid...
http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Turtle_On_Its_Back_Cartoon_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Pi cture_090122-130120-872048.jpg

[Benjamin]

Turtles are stupid...
http://www.picturesof.net/_images_300/Turtle_On_Its_Back_Cartoon_Royalty_Free_Clipart_Pi cture_090122-130120-872048.jpg

Ah, it's fun when old ladies get annoyed by me.

[MTVN]

Always thought women were making a fuss over nothing

[Ninastar]

stupid women, why are they even here?

[Kizzy]

Ah, it's fun when old ladies get annoyed by me.
Haha sniping turtle...Like a snapping turtle but less attractive

[fruit_cake]

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[Kizzy]

my thoughts exactly fruity....Fellas should shove a watermelon up their arse and tell me if it hurts ......lol

[MTVN]

Now you're just being disgusting Kizzy

[fruit_cake]

my thoughts exactly fruity....Fellas should shove a watermelon up their arse and tell me if it hurts ......lol

:laugh:

[Ammi]

..well I think we all know it probably will..I would recommend giving the experiment a miss

[King Gizzard]

continued pain due to toothache >

I've had two absesses under 2 of my molars in the past 3 years, got about 3 hours sleep in a week

[Ammi]

continued pain due to toothache >

I've had two absesses under 2 of my molars in the past 3 years, got about 3 hours sleep in a week

:hug:..have you been to the dentist

[CharlieO]

To be honest. I do not know, but I can imagine, pushing a baby out your vagina and having it rip open is a little bit more painful than just an oversensitive part getting bruised.

I do not get why men feel the constant need to say it would hurt us more to get kicked in the balls when I don't think it is. Don't get me wrong it ****ing hurts but it isn't having yo vagine ripped open saw style.

[Ammi]

To be honest. I do not know, but I can imagine, pushing a baby out your vagina and having it rip open is a little bit more painful than just an oversensitive part getting bruised.

I do not get why men feel the constant need to say it would hurt us more to get kicked in the balls when I don't think it is. Don't get me wrong it ****ing hurts but it isn't having yo vagine ripped open saw style.

...hmm..a bit graphic Charlie

[Kizzy]

Well said charlie, tearing from your vagina to your anus is not pleasant....
How are you doing with those melons fellas?...:)

[King Gizzard]

:hug:..have you been to the dentist

:joker: yes this was a while ago now, went both times, and had anti biotics but they didn't work, went to hospital because I had too much tramadol and I went a bit odd, ended up having them out

[Benjamin]

I don't know, it could be fun to tear from minge to hoop.

[Ammi]

:joker: yes this was a while ago now, went both times, and had anti biotics but they didn't work, went to hospital because I had too much tramadol and I went a bit odd, ended up having them out

Ahh..that explains it

I don't know, it could be fun to tear from minge to hoop.

..what's your excuse

[Kizzy]

I don't know, it could be fun to tear from minge to hoop.

Aw, see you fellas miss out on the most amazing aspects of being a woman.....

[Kazanne]

Some do :idc:

http://lista.se/public/assets/2010/05/25/1274783708_4bfba7dc637ca_34cc0dcf2b578c87fe9547433 9c1878f_350_350.jpg

PMSL @ that response,lol nice one Niamh:joker::joker:

[fruit_cake]

Aw, see you fellas miss out on the most amazing aspects of being a woman.....

Kizzy you are a genius!!!

[Ammi]

Aw, see you fellas miss out on the most amazing aspects of being a woman.....

:amazed:..I'm not sure what that even means

[Kizzy]

:amazed:..I'm not sure what that even means

what would you like me to clarify for you ammi?

[Ammi]

what would you like me to clarify for you ammi?

..actually..I don't believe I want anything clarifying

[Kizzy]

..actually..I don't believe I want anything clarifying
http://theseattlesalmon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gone-fishing-sign.jpg

[Niamh.]

I don't know, it could be fun to tear from minge to hoop.

:amazed:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Zentai_BDSM.jpg/220px-Zentai_BDSM.jpg

[dizzy bint]

What I went through during my first experience of childbirth I can't relate as I've seen mothers of 3 go green when I told them. I was told I was lucky to recover at all.

On the other hand I've seen a man kicked in the groin, he walked away afterwards.

There is no comparison.