police just searched my house

[Shaun]

sad/

looking for 'drugs'

came into my room wurr i was asleep naked and this guy was like GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM so i was like omg k

came downstairs, and they were interviewing my mum, and spent about 20 minutes looking around before this woman was like "k i think we have the wrong house"

:bawling:

[Josy]

The wrong house FFS did they apologise?

[Marc]

What?!

That's so random. Hope you hid your drugs

[Shaun]

Yeah they apologised LOL, but the woman was a bit of a bitch. (and yeah marc in my ass like you taught me xx)

[Marc]

Good boy

[bbfan1991]

Oh dear, at least they apologised for any distress caused;);).

[Black Dagger]

OMG LOL

I'd feel well awkward.

[Ramsay]

thats happened to me a few times..its ****ing awkward as **** and annoying..the best part was we had a bit of hash under a pizza box but they never found it lol

[arista]

Yeah they apologised LOL, but the woman was a bit of a bitch. (and yeah marc in my ass like you taught me xx)


I hope the Police Bitch is not reading this.

[Tom4784]

What a bitch, you should complain and get her sacked.

[Boothy]

sad/

looking for 'drugs'

came into my room wurr i was asleep naked and this guy was like GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM so i was like omg k

came downstairs, and they were interviewing my mum, and spent about 20 minutes looking around before this woman was like "k i think we have the wrong house"

:bawling:

:joker:

A policeman waking me up by telling me to get dressed would scare the **** out of me.

[Me. I Am Salman]

you was asleep naked? that's a violation of privacy. sue the bastards

[Jack_]

I'd hate that :bored:

Do they put back everything they messed up afterwards or just leave it like a tip?

[Patrick]

******ing wankers. Honestly.

[Marsh.]

Lol, that's awful. Being woken up NAKED by a police officer I think I'd faint.

[Patrick]

Out of interest, what would of happened if Shaun was like '****** off.' when they asked him to get up? :laugh:

[Doogle]

Oh god, that's awful. I'd die if that was me woken up whilst sleeping naked.

[Ammi]

..I can't imagine how scary that must have been for you both..and virtually dragged out of your bed..I hope you're ok :hug:

..and that you've put some clothes on now..wear pj's next time..I'll send you a nice set..just in case it turns out to be a regular thing

..but seriously :hug:

[Jamie.]

Hope your ok, I'd crap myself... I hate people going through my stuff

[Boothy]

Lol, that's awful. Being woken up NAKED by a police officer I think I'd faint.

Read that as 'being woken up by a NAKED police officer'. I'd faint too.

[Redway]

Oh, no. That's terrible. Hope you're all right, mate.

[arista]

What a bitch, you should complain and get her sacked.


No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.

[Josy]

That would actually really piss me off tbh, its unfair that your house ends up ransacked because they failed to do thier job right in the first place and ended up with the wrong house.

[Black Dagger]

Read that as 'being woken up by a NAKED police officer'. I'd faint too.

It'd depend on who it was with me.

[Kate!]

I hope they didn't find the cannabis plants in your garden!!!

[Jesus.]

You should have told them that you were too off your face on Heroin to get out of bed right now, so could they come back after your come down.

[Me. I Am Salman]

No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.


You just called her a bitch as well :/

[arista]

You just called her a bitch as well :/


Yes and?

[Jesus.]

No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.

This isn't the "tell us your fantasies" thread.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Yes and?

Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one

[Josy]

Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one

He was clearly saying she was just doing her job because Dezzy said to complain about her :shrug:

[Jords]

Bloody police :bored:

[Marsh.]

No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Obviously not properly enough.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ngl if loads of hot police did a drugs bust on my house i would not complain

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

*policemen

[arista]

Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one


On here I can say she is a Bitch
and likes Hard Sex.

[Livia]

It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.

[arista]

Obviously not properly enough.


She but she had no idea he hid it up is bum.

[arista]

It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.


I am sure he will make it into a Play.

[arista]

This isn't the "tell us your fantasies" thread.


I never said it was.

I reported on what Shaun has said.

[Livia]

I am sure he will make it into a Play.

I'd watch it if he does. He could be the next Orton. Remember I said that.

[Brother Leon]

Didn't you ask them if they had a warrant to do so?

[Shaun]

Yeah they had a warrant and court order, but it was a bogus tipoff LOL

[Jords]

I am sure he will make it into a Play.

That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun: :rolleyes:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

[Me. I Am Salman]

On here I can say she is a Bitch
and likes Hard Sex.

wtf are you on

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg jords that is an amazing idea -starts writing fanfic-

[Shaun]

thank you Jords you really captured the spirit of the moment :lovedup: *gives permission for biopic*

[Jords]

No thank you, thank you so much.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

[Boothy]

That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun: :rolleyes:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

:laugh2:

[arista]

wtf are you on


Fresh Fruit.

[Shaun]

Scott is half-right, it was a man who told me to get out of bed not a woman

[Black Dagger]

That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun: :rolleyes:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

:joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

was he hot

[Me. I Am Salman]

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

:shocked:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Fresh Fruit.

more like fresh zoot

[Shaun]

No he wasn't really.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

bet i would have found him hot

[Josy]

bet i would have found him hot

Has there ever been anyone you dont find hot?

[Shaun]

Probably :(

Policeman: Can you put some clothes on, please, Sir.
Scott: K how about yours? x

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Has there ever been anyone you dont find hot?

yes :nono:

i dont like bald people shaved head is fine but when they are balding and try to cling on to those last few strands of hair its just sad

-quote from my fabulous blog

[Vanessa]

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

:joker:

[Marsh.]

ngl if loads of hot police did a drugs bust on my house i would not complain

omfg jords that is an amazing idea -starts writing fanfic-

but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

was he hot

bet i would have found him hot


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MrQuHmxQV9E/T1ze8piFUyI/AAAAAAAAJC0/3yDlWzQEoyU/s1600/shocked.gif

[Niall]

If that happened to me and I was sleeping nude I would die on the spot omg.

[CharlieO]

I don't get why everyone is complaining. They are the police, if there was suspicion they have a right to check. No harm was done so get over it.

[Shaun]

kk will do thx charlie luv ya try not to die x

[CharlieO]

thx bbx ill tri

[Mrluvaluva]

That's terrible. Did they give you some privacy and allow you to get dressed?

[Shaun]

they turned around at the door ¬_¬

[Z]

tbf it serves you right for being a naked little slut p.s. HEY I'M BACK!

[michael21]

so the FBI have final got Shaun or was it the music police :laugh:

[Vicky.]

How awful. This happened to my mate when I was like 15. On christmas eve...they ripped apart all the toys and everything, her and her brother (who was like 8) were terrified. Was meant to be next doors that got searched...her mum got an apology and thats it, didnt even pay compensation for the stuff that they broke. Xmas ruined totally :bored:

[Pyramid*]

It's all the more awful especially for you all given what's happened in the past.

The police in attendence were only doing what they were instructed though - they followed orders but it's still a terrible thing to experience all the same.

[Jack_]

How awful. This happened to my mate when I was like 15. On christmas eve...they ripped apart all the toys and everything, her and her brother (who was like 8) were terrified. Was meant to be next doors that got searched...her mum got an apology and thats it, didnt even pay compensation for the stuff that they broke. Xmas ruined totally :bored:

Absolutely disgusting. I'd have been livid.

I don't really know much about what happens on these police searches...but I think that if they've trashed your property looking for something and they don't find it, they should have to clear it up (I'm assuming they don't) and then compensate you a small amount, or more should they have damaged anything. Seems fair to me.

[Mrluvaluva]

Absolutely disgusting. I'd have been livid.

I don't really know much about what happens on these police searches...but I think that if they've trashed your property looking for something and they don't find it, they should have to clear it up (I'm assuming they don't) and then compensate you a small amount, or more should they have damaged anything. Seems fair to me.

They do pay compensation to repair broken doors, smashed windows, wrecked walls etc. I just read a piece which stated in 2008 the police force (nationwide) shelled out £560,000 in compensation for raiding wrong addresses.

[Vicky.]

They do pay compensation to repair broken doors, smashed windows, wrecked walls etc. I just read a piece which stated in 2008 the police force (nationwide) shelled out £560,000 in compensation for raiding wrong addresses.

Interesting. I wonder how long this has been happening for. The raid on my mates house was like 10 years ago now and they got nothing at all. I mean, they had not much money anyway so the stuff they broke/ripped wasnt worth much but thats really not the point.

[Jack_]

They do pay compensation to repair broken doors, smashed windows, wrecked walls etc. I just read a piece which stated in 2008 the police force (nationwide) shelled out £560,000 in compensation for raiding wrong addresses.

Hm...fair enough I guess. Still think they should have to tidy up though if they don't of course.

[Mrluvaluva]

Interesting. I wonder how long this has been happening for. The raid on my mates house was like 10 years ago now and they got nothing at all. I mean, they had not much money anyway so the stuff they broke/ripped wasnt worth much but thats really not the point.

I think it's disgusting that no compensation was given. This happened through no fault of their own so why should they lose out when they had done nothing wrong? Apparently to sue the police a claim must come within a "cause of action". The main causes are:

Assault
False Imprisonment
Wrongful Arrest
Malicious Prosecution
Trespass
Trespass to Goods
Negligence
Misfeasance in Public Office
Human Rights


I suppose such a matter would come under trespass/negligence. I do not know how long the claim laws have been in place though.

[Shaun]

Yeah they didn't cause any damage or anything so it was alright really, found it more funny than anything.