Well this is bloody typical!

[Kate!]

I've got to go and buy a new washing machine today.

But I've been awake all night with a sore throat and a cough. I hurt all over. My eyes look like pissholes in the snow and I'm soooooo thirsty. I was 100% normal when I went to bed around 11 last night, then I woke in the early hours.

I am still going, I plan to be out for 9 but at this precise moment I can't even get out of bed.

Dear God, send me a miracle. I will never make jokes about ****ing Idiots again.

Eeeeeeurgggh.
(This is intended to convey my level of suffering btw)

I'm worse than a man with manflu. :bawling:

[Marc]

:sad: get some water in you, and some strong tablets (you're a woman, you should have these).

Does it HAVE to be 9am that you go?

[Vanessa]

I've got to go and buy a new washing machine today.

But I've been awake all night with a sore throat and a cough. I hurt all over. My eyes look like pissholes in the snow and I'm soooooo thirsty. I was 100% normal when I went to bed around 11 last night, then I woke in the early hours.

I am still going, I plan to be out for 9 but at this precise moment I can't even get out of bed.

Dear God, send me a miracle. I will never make jokes about ****ing Idiots again.

Eeeeeeurgggh.
(This is intended to convey my level of suffering btw)

I'm worse than a man with manflu. :bawling:

Awwwwwwww! :hug:

[Jords]

Go back to bed get it tomorrow? :D

[Kate!]

I have no tablets in entire house. I am now mentally preparing myself to get up.

Yes I need to go early as I haven't yet picked one and I want the absolute best deal, so lots of trekking around.

Thank you Vanessa.

Yes it does have to be today because I can't cope without one much longer. It's like living in the stone age.

[Kazanne]

I've got to go and buy a new washing machine today.

But I've been awake all night with a sore throat and a cough. I hurt all over. My eyes look like pissholes in the snow and I'm soooooo thirsty. I was 100% normal when I went to bed around 11 last night, then I woke in the early hours.

I am still going, I plan to be out for 9 but at this precise moment I can't even get out of bed.

Dear God, send me a miracle. I will never make jokes about ****ing Idiots again.

Eeeeeeurgggh.
(This is intended to convey my level of suffering btw)

I'm worse than a man with manflu. :bawling:

I am just getting over this Kate,it's dreadful 3 weeks on and I still have the runny nose,I swear I look like Rudolph,but the first week I was practically bedridden,i feel sorry for you poor thing,I hope you get your new washer,that might make you feel a bit better,lol and NO one is worse than a man with manflu:joker:get well soon

[Vanessa]

I still have this bad cold! I can't get rid of it! :bawling:

[mizzy25]

u have woman flu far worse than manflu get well soon x

[Vanessa]

u have woman flu far worse than manflu get well soon x

:joker:

[Jesus.]

Apparently there is a new invention called the interwebs, where people can buy stuff without ever leaving the house. I'm not sure it'll catch on, but it might be worth a try. Especially as there are things called "price comparison websites" that compare prices of the same products to help you save money.

I know that all sounds completely crazy, but you never know.

[Vanessa]

Apparently there is a new invention called the interwebs, where people can buy stuff without ever leaving the house. I'm not sure it'll catch on, but it might be worth a try. Especially as there are things called "price comparison websites" that compare prices of the same products to help you save money.

I know that all sounds completely crazy, but you never know.

I prefer doing my shopping in person. I need to see what i'm buying. :tongue:

[Kate!]

I prefer doing my shopping in person. I need to see what i'm buying. :tongue:

This.

It's a woman thing.

But thank you Jesus. :hug: I

Progress - nil. Still in bed.

[Vanessa]

This.

It's a woman thing.

But thank you Jesus. :hug: I

Progress - nil. Still in bed.

Try Lemsip. That's what i take when i have flu. It works! :kiss:

[Kate!]

I'll get something when I motivate myself outta bed. I have nothing in. It's a terrible state of affairs. Lol.

[Vanessa]

I'll get something when I motivate myself outta bed. I have nothing in. It's a terrible state of affairs. Lol.

I always keep some at home. It's the only thing that helps when i get flu. :)

[mrlecturer]

hope you feel better soon Kate :hug:

[Vanessa]

hope you feel better soon Kate :hug:

Morning MrLec! How are you today? :xyxwave:

[Kate!]

Progress report. I'm up n alive. I'm dressed.

Now for food.

[Jake.]

Hate being ill, get well.

[Vanessa]

I'm going to make some pasta. Anyone wants some? :amazed:

[Niamh.]

This.

It's a woman thing.

But thank you Jesus. :hug: I

Progress - nil. Still in bed.

I hate shopping with a passion :laugh:

Hope you feel better soon

[Jesus.]

Progress report. I'm up n alive. I'm dressed.

Now for food.

If you're thinking about food, then that's a good thing. At least you know it's just a common cold. If it was flu, you wouldn't be up or thinking of food. Lots of warm fluids.

[Jesus.]

I hate shopping with a passion :laugh:

Hope you feel better soon

Marry me.

[mrlecturer]

Morning MrLec! How are you today? :xyxwave:

Hey Vanessa, im doing good, just studying for my exam tomorrow :blush: you? let's talk on the chat thread? :joker:

[MTVN]

Sounds like a job to put off till tomorrow

[Jesus.]

Hey Vanessa, im doing good, just studying for my exam tomorrow :blush: you? let's talk on the chat thread? :joker:

Thank me for that.

[Niamh.]

Marry me.

:laugh:

[Vanessa]

Hey Vanessa, im doing good, just studying for my exam tomorrow :blush: you? let's talk on the chat thread? :joker:

Which one is it? :)

[mrlecturer]

Thank me for that.

Thank you Hay-Zeus

[Vanessa]

Thank me for that.

Did you help him study? :joker:

[mrlecturer]

Did you help him study? :joker:

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Man up you sapling. :idc:

[Niamh.]

Man up you sapling. :idc:

Do you hear Mr. Scared-Of-Tap-Noises-Girlie-Scream-Lady

:idc:

[Benjamin]

Do you hear Mr. Scared-Of-Tap-Noises-Girlie-Scream-Lady

:idc:

Hush down Miss I-fell-over-at-a-wedding-and-showed-my-snatch-as-I'm-a-dirty skank-*****-who-doesn't-wear-knickers-to-other-people's-weddings. :idc:

[Niamh.]

Hush down Miss I-fell-over-at-a-wedding-and-showed-my-snatch-as-I'm-a-dirty skank-*****-who-doesn't-wear-knickers-to-other-people's-weddings. :idc:

Oi that information was for the Towers only :nono: and I was wearing knickers :hmph:

[Benjamin]

Oi that information was for the Towers only :nono: and I was wearing knickers :hmph:

You told me you were not wearing knickers. You also told me you hadn't shaved your lady garden. :idc:

[Niamh.]

You told me you were not wearing knickers. You also told me you hadn't shaved your lady garden. :idc:

http://i.imgur.com/NVSW8.gif

[Marsh.]

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Do you hear Mr. Scared-Of-Tap-Noises-Girlie-Scream-Lady

:idc:

:joker:

[Kate!]

:laugh2: at you lot.

I've done my shopping and had lunch at the chinese all you can stuff in your gob buffet with my mate Lynds, feel much better. :)

I am now the proud owner of a brand spanking new washing machine :love: which will be delivered on Tuesday. Hallelujah!

I'm feeling good now and I love you all :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

:laugh2: at you lot.

I've done my shopping and had lunch at the chinese all you can stuff in your gob buffet with my mate Lynds, feel much better. :)

I am now the proud owner of a brand spanking new washing machine :love: which will be delivered on Tuesday. Hallelujah!

I'm feeling good now and I love you all :lovedup:

I can't go shopping! It's raining to much in here! :wavey::(

[Jesus.]

http://i.imgur.com/NVSW8.gif

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u124/Miss_Soesoe/39268502.gif

[michael21]

Oi that information was for the Towers only :nono: and I was wearing knickers :hmph:

:shocked: