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bbfan1991
19-04-2012, 01:07 PM
A financial services employee was left embarrassed after his dating spreadsheet leaked to the internet.

The man, known as Dave, joined dating site Match.com and as he met girls, he noted their profile picture, age, initial notes and what conversations they had, according to Deadspin.

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/16/618x292/odd_dating_spreadsheet.jpg

On the list was 'Arielle', a girl Dave dated and told about the spreadsheet. He had rated Arielle top and told her he would send over the list.

He emailed: "Well... this could be a mistake, but what the hell. I thought about deleting the names, but figured I might as will give you the whole thing. I only deleted the non-match people's names (at the bottom) since some I've known for a long time.

"I hope this email doesn't backfire, because I really had a great time and hope to hang again soon :). However, I will keep my word! Have a great weekend!"

Arielle then forwarded the spreadsheet to her friends in an email, typing: "Wanted to pass this on to you for some Monday morning entertainment.

"I went on a date with this guy last Wednesday. On the date, he tells me that he has a spreadsheet for tracking all of the people from match that are 'in process'. Naturally, I tease him and ask him to send me the spreadsheet. For some strange reason, he actually does. See below/attached.

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/16/300x225/odd_dating_spreadsheet_1.jpg

"Just when I thought I had seen it all..."

Dave subsequently cancelled his subscription with Match.com but defended his actions to Jezebel.

He said: "I work with spreadsheets a lot. It's a great additional tool. I work long days, go to the gym, go out on a couple of midweek dates or whatnot, get home late.

"How am I going to remember them? I'm not. So I made the spreadsheets. My comments aren't malicious or mean. This was an honest attempt to stay organised."

Marc
19-04-2012, 01:09 PM
-makes spreadsheet with all TiBB members-

Benjamin
19-04-2012, 01:11 PM
-already has spreadsheet with TiBB members-

Jesus.
19-04-2012, 01:26 PM
Puts own member on a spreadsheet.

Marc
19-04-2012, 01:31 PM
Ben, 6/10, slightly obese with a bruce forsyth jaw line and talks about poetry.

Jesus, 9/10, beautiful romanian god with piercing green eyes, talks about work a lot.

Niall
19-04-2012, 02:29 PM
Oh my God

Kate!
19-04-2012, 02:39 PM
:laugh:

Niall... Lady Gaga obsessive. Didn't seem into me, maybe I'm not his type? :D
Ben... obsessed with lady gardens and scaffolding. Good looking though. :hugesmile:
Marc... very witty, likes the girls off the Apprentice ... don't think I can live up to that!

lol.

Mystic Mock
19-04-2012, 02:56 PM
Lol what a prick.

GiRTh
19-04-2012, 04:00 PM
LOL At least he's organised.

Livia
19-04-2012, 04:05 PM
A dating.... spreadsheet.

Is there no romance left in this cynical world?

Roy Mars III
19-04-2012, 04:06 PM
a great idea actually

Roy Mars III
19-04-2012, 04:06 PM
mine would be blank though :(

Jesus.
19-04-2012, 04:06 PM
A dating.... spreadsheet.

Is there no romance left in this cynical world?

He's just showing off. I could get mine onto a stamp.

Vanessa
19-04-2012, 04:07 PM
mine would be blank though :(

:hug::kiss:

Livia
19-04-2012, 04:09 PM
He's just showing off. I could get mine onto a stamp.

Hmmm... I find that quite difficult to believe actually.

Jesus.
19-04-2012, 04:16 PM
Hmmm... I find that quite difficult to believe actually.

Flattery will get you everywhere. Maybe even on to the back of my postage stamp.

Livia
19-04-2012, 04:17 PM
Flattery will get you everywhere. Maybe even on to the back of my postage stamp.

Or a whole line to myself on your database JHC.

Jesus.
19-04-2012, 04:20 PM
Or a whole line to myself on your database JHC.

You could have 69 lines, Livia.

Livia
19-04-2012, 04:35 PM
You could have 69 lines, Livia.

When I think of a suitable quip I'll have to get back to you. This kind of thing was much easier in the days of floppy disks....

Jesus.
19-04-2012, 04:52 PM
When I think of a suitable quip I'll have to get back to you. This kind of thing was much easier in the days of floppy disks....

Those 3 and a half inch ones? Sounds about right, unfortunately.