I locked myself out :(

[The Human Santapede]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining. :bored:

[ChristmasNeeve]

That's Karma for being so horrible to me :nono:

Seriously though, climbing roofs in the rain while wearing flip flops is very dangerous

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining. :bored:

:joker:

[The Human Santapede]

That's Karma for being so horrible to me :nono:

Seriously though, climbing roofs in the rain while wearing flip flops is very dangerous

I know. I was bricking it the entire time as my flip flops have no grip and I was slipping away. Was kind of exciting though.

[mrlecturer]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining. :bored:

:joker:

[Holly Christmas]

Secret Agent Turtle :D

[Samuel.]

Roof hopped? What type of roofs?

[michael21]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining. :bored:

has Patrick hack your account :suspect:

[Marsh.]

http://media.007unleashed.com/bond3.gif

[The Human Santapede]

This type of roof. (the best image I could find)

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3121/3104839003_9a01152111_z.jpg?zz=1

[Niall]

Oh Ben :joker:

[The Human Santapede]

Glad it wasn't now. We have thunder and lightning.

[Ammi]

..I have dreamt of you scaling the roof and climbing through my bedroom window Ben :lovedup:

[The Human Santapede]

That makes me sound like a stalker. :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

if i lived close by i would have invited you in then locked the door so you could not escape

[Holly Christmas]

And all because the lady loved Milk Tray :)

[The Human Santapede]

if i lived close by i would have invited you in then locked the door so you could not escape

-never climbs a roof again-

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

-never climbs a roof again-

:joker:

[Merry Mockmas]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining. :bored:

:laugh3:

Well at least your back in now right?

[Ammi]

That makes me sound like a stalker. :joker:

..are you offering
..yes please

[The Human Santapede]

:laugh3:

Well at least your back in now right?

No, I'm sat on my laptop on my neighbours roof in the thunderstorm, playing catch with my flip flops to pass the time...

..are you offering
..yes please

I'm busy, playing catch with my flip flops. Sorry.

[Merry Mockmas]

No, I'm sat on my laptop on my neighbours roof in the thunderstorm, playing catch with my flip flops to pass the time...

Yeah I guess I should've known the answer.:joker:

[Tom4784]

Silly tart.

[Livia]

I just went for a cig outside and the wind caught the front door and shut it. I didn't have my keys and nobody was in. Then I remembered a few doors down they have scaffolding up, so I went to knock on their door to see if they were in. They were not, so I scaled the scaffolding and roof hopped over several houses to get to the kitchen roof of my house so I could climb back into my window. All this whilst I'm wearing trackie bottoms and flip flops and it's raining. :bored:

... does whatever a spider can...


Actually, I've been to India and seen building sites there and I happen to know that trackie bottoms and flip flops are Indian safety clothing.

[Marc]

Pretty impressive tbh

[Jamie.]

I just laughed when I read this.

Teenage mutent ninja Ben!

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I just laughed when I read this.

Teenage mutent ninja Ben!

:joker:

[bbfan1991]

That could have been some good footage for Rude Tube:joker:.