TiBB's Hotseat 2012: Dezzy

[Benjamin]

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

Next up is the forums fiercest mod and a Bush fanatic, it's:


Dezzy


How does it feel to finally make the Hotseat and does it bother you other members have made it on here before you?

[Tom4784]

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

Next up is the forums fiercest mod and a Bush fanatic, it's:


Dezzy


How does it feel to finally make the Hotseat and does it bother you other members have made it on here before you?

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[Smithy]

how can i be as relevant as you

[Smithy]

whose been your favorite person to ban?

[Smithy]

oooh whose the person you want to ban the most (me excluded)

[Benjamin]

Nice questions Smithy. You survive the apocalypse, which five Tibb members would you hope survived with you and why?

[Shaun]

who are you and why should i care? in 5 words

[Tom4784]

how can i be as relevant as you

Vomitting after every meal helps as does continuous weeping and self loathing.

whose been your favorite person to ban?

I dunno, Setanta was quite satisfying to ban.

oooh whose the person you want to ban the most (me excluded)

Sticks, he called me a fat ***** and goaded me with a Snickers bar.

[Smithy]

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

which celebrity would you like me to do a sex tape with

[Tom4784]

Nice questions Smithy. You survive the apocalypse, which five Tibb members would you hope survived with you and why?

Shaun - He completes me.
Greg - I need someone scottish to laugh at.
Jorge - He once killed a man with a Maoam, I'd need someone like him.
Livia - Fierce bitch.
Gypsygoth - She's lovely.

who are you and why should i care? in 5 words

Because I'm hot and fabulous.

[Tom4784]

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No

which celebrity would you like me to do a sex tape with

Len Goodman

[King Gizzard]

Who is the best football team in the midlands

[Ninastar]

is it true that shaun spiked your drink then took advantage of you? :(

[Tom4784]

Who is the best football team in the midlands

I dance to Kate Bush, spend my days rewriting Ke$ha lyrics and my life's ambition is to be a Geisha.

Do I sound like I know anything about Football?

Albion

is it true that shaun spiked your drink then took advantage of you? :(

Bitch please, it'd take a tranq gun for me to alow him to climb this tree.

[King Gizzard]

:(

[Kate!]

What colour is your aura? I'd say misty blue, mysterious.

Read a book or see the film of the book?

5 members you'd incarcerate in Tibb Towers and make them live on stale bread and water?

(that's all my qs in one go)

[GypsyGoth]

Which would you prefer; to be very wealthy but in a job you didn't like?

Or very very poor but happy?

[Mystic Mock]

Would you sleep with your Brother or Sister if your life was threatened?

[Ammi]

..I don't have anything to ask you
..you're not really a big deal around here


Edit: I thought I better edit this and say I was joking


My question is..can I book you for two weeks in August....
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[Vanessa]

Do you like the :joker: smilie?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[King Gizzard]

On a scale of 1-10 how awkward are JF's questions?

[Z]

If you could choose 2 TiBB members to be locked in a room together for 24 hours, who would it be and why?

What's been your favourite TiBB meme in recent times?

What in your life would you find most difficult to give up for a week? You can't say breathing.

Do you have any heroes? Who are they?

Who's your top tip for most likely to next have a breakdown and 'leave' the forum for a day?

[Marc]

If you had to be deaf or blind, which of them would be the lesser of two evils?

If you had the power to make all members of TiBB fall in love with one musician and their music (excluding Kate Bush) who would that be?

What's your favourite fruit and vegetable?

If you were to have kids would you rather have a son or daughter?

[Marc]

Shaun - He completes me.
Greg - I need someone scottish to laugh at.
Jorge - He once killed a man with a Maoam, I'd need someone like him.
Livia - Fierce bitch.
Gypsygoth - She's lovely.

Okay so which one of these would you, snog, marry, push off a cliff, be friends with forever and -the worst of all- unfriend on facebook (let's just say you have them all on facebook)

[Pyramid*]

If you had to be deaf or blind, which of them would be the lesser of two evils?

If you had the power to make all members of TiBB fall in love with one musician and their music (excluding Kate Bush) who would that be?

What's your favourite fruit and vegetable?

If you were to have kids would you rather have a son or daughter?

Does it make you cringe when you read very undiplomatic questions - ones where people put their feet in their mouth in all innocence, and they don't realise it.

Are you slighted because many questions are less about you personally and more about other Tibb members?

[Roy Mars III]

Would you sleep with your Brother or Sister if your life was threatened?

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

Pyra is that to me or Dezzy?

[Pyramid*]

Pyra is that to me or Dezzy?

Clearly to Dezzy.

[Marc]

Then why did you quote me? LOL

I thought it was to me :tongue:

[Pyramid*]

Then why did you quote me? LOL

I thought it was to me :tongue:

I quoted you because your questions to Dezzy were connected to my questions to Dezzy. :tongue:

If your name comes up - I'll ask you questions too when it's your turn. :blush:

[Jamie.]

If your best friend to you they killed someone at 3am, would you help bury the body?

[Benjamin]

Who would you like to backhand across the face?

[Glenn.]

What's your favorite sexual position?

[Ramsay]

what is your favourite number?

[Benjamin]

What's you least favourite sexual position?

[Marc]

I quoted you because your questions to Dezzy were connected to my questions to Dezzy. :tongue:

If your name comes up - I'll ask you questions too when it's your turn. :blush:

Haha nah I've already done my Hotseat, no questions for me! :D

[Marc]

Do you believe the rumours that Kate Bush's bush is actually Kate?

[Niamh.]

What do you want to be when you grow up?

[Pyramid*]

You seem to have a real fondness for the written word and story writing. Is this something you'd like to consider for your future - seriously I mean.

Have you managed to get anything published, or sent off any or your ideas to anyone?

[Kate!]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how thrilled will you be to have to answer all these questions? :laugh:

[Tom4784]

What colour is your aura? I'd say misty blue, mysterious.

Read a book or see the film of the book?

5 members you'd incarcerate in Tibb Towers and make them live on stale bread and water?

(that's all my qs in one go)

1. I've always liked red

2. If the film is already out and I haven't read the book then I'd prefer to see the film first since I always like the book better so that way it doesn't spoil my enjoyment of the film. If it's not out though I just tend to read the book.

3. I feel though as if I answered this honestly it would probably be used against me somewhere down the line.

Which would you prefer; to be very wealthy but in a job you didn't like?

Or very very poor but happy?

Rich but in a job I didn't like, if I had the funds I could at least make my downtime worth the effort I put into the job and I could also make life easier for my friends and family.

Would you sleep with your Brother or Sister if your life was threatened?

No.

..I don't have anything to ask you
..you're not really a big deal around here


Edit: I thought I better edit this and say I was joking


My question is..can I book you for two weeks in August....
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Sorry Marc's booked me for then xx.

Do you like the :joker: smilie?

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0lduwDyZE1rohreho1_500.gif

On a scale of 1-10 how awkward are JF's questions?

20

If you could choose 2 TiBB members to be locked in a room together for 24 hours, who would it be and why?

What's been your favourite TiBB meme in recent times?

What in your life would you find most difficult to give up for a week? You can't say breathing.

Do you have any heroes? Who are they?

Who's your top tip for most likely to next have a breakdown and 'leave' the forum for a day?

1. Jack and Pyramid, so much unresolved sexual tension.

2. Either Puddi Puddi or Hyuna

3. Assuming you mean objects then I'd say the internet probably.

4. I don't think I have any heroes.

5. Niamh, She pretty much had a breakdown in the towers and beat down MTVN for using wire coat hangers.

If you had to be deaf or blind, which of them would be the lesser of two evils?

If you had the power to make all members of TiBB fall in love with one musician and their music (excluding Kate Bush) who would that be?

What's your favourite fruit and vegetable?

If you were to have kids would you rather have a son or daughter?

1. Deaf, I've done it once so I could do it again.

2. Atomic Kitten.

3. Peaches and Potatoes

4. Hmm I don't know, I don't think I have a preference.

Okay so which one of these would you, snog, marry, push off a cliff, be friends with forever and -the worst of all- unfriend on facebook (let's just say you have them all on facebook)

Snog - Greg, poor bastard needs some action.
Marry - Livia
Push off a cliff - Claudia, nothing personal I've just heard you have amazing life insurance.
Friends Forever - Shaun
Unfriend - Jorge, I have an irrational hatred of Fauxtugese people

Does it make you cringe when you read very undiplomatic questions - ones where people put their feet in their mouth in all innocence, and they don't realise it.

Are you slighted because many questions are less about you personally and more about other Tibb members?

1. Nothing makes me cringe, except Marc's choice of outfits on a regular basis.

2. I expected it, I think a mod is always going to receive a lot of those types of questions, especially someone like me who's known for being quite a harsh mod.

If your best friend to you they killed someone at 3am, would you help bury the body?

It would depend on the circumstances....and if it was raining.

Who would you like to backhand across the face?

You for that joker sig.

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What's your favorite sexual position?

The Glenn Close Piledriver

what is your favourite number?

1

What's you least favourite sexual position?

The Lucha Libre Reach Around.

Do you believe the rumours that Kate Bush's bush is actually Kate?

I didn't until I saw her in person.

[michael21]

can you swim

[michael21]

can you drive

[michael21]

where was the last holiday you had

[michael21]

what your fav season of the year

[michael21]

what your fav meal

[michael21]

who your fav member

[Tom4784]

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A Las Vegas Showgirl.

You seem to have a real fondness for the written word and story writing. Is this something you'd like to consider for your future - seriously I mean.

Have you managed to get anything published, or sent off any or your ideas to anyone?

1. I've always wanted to be a writer but I don't have the talent for it, I've got the writing ability of a two year old with dyslexia. I do have a lot of ideas for stories though, I've litterally got tons of notepads and documents detailing plots, characters, locations and other ideas but I struggle to convert them into anything good. I'd like to take some courses in it though eventually.

2. No, It's always been a dream of mine although an unrealistic one.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how thrilled will you be to have to answer all these questions? :laugh:

About 10 now I'm finished :laugh:

[michael21]

who your fav mod

[michael21]

what your fav drink

[michael21]

if you could have 1 wish what would it be

[michael21]

would you like to be a housemate in this years bb :dance:

[Tom4784]

can you swim

No

can you drive

No

where was the last holiday you had

I can't remember.

what your fav season of the year

Winter.

what your fav meal

Sunday Dinner.

who your fav member

Sticks.

[Tom4784]

would you like to be a housemate in this years bb :dance:

No.

if you could have 1 wish what would it be

World Peace.

what your fav drink

Fanta Fruit Twist

who your fav mod

None they're all unlovable bastards.

[michael21]

are you enjoying this thread

[Pyramid*]

Have you ever been on a paddalo, paddled out that little bit too far from shore, panicked and thought "FFS, I'm not gonna make it back ...."

:shocked:

[michael21]

what better fish or chips

[Tom4784]

are you enjoying this thread

It's okay, needs more riverdancing.

Have you ever been on a paddalo, paddled out that little bit too far from shore, panicked and thought "FFS, I'm not gonna make it back ...."

:shocked:

No, deep water scares me so I stay away from it when I can.

[Smithy]

can you cook

[michael21]

can you do handstands so you stand on your head

[Tom4784]

what better fish or chips

I don't like either.

[Tom4784]

can you cook

I can cook various dishes, sadly they all come with a side dish of salmonella.

can you do handstands so you stand on your head

No.

[Pyramid*]

If there was something that you were able to change about the street/neighbourhood you live in currently: what would it be and why?



Do you drink coffee/tea - and if so, do you have a favourite mug you like using?

How often do you wear your socks before replacing with a freshly laundered pair.

[Pyramid*]

Why do you think Mother Nature made Ladybirds all cutesy looking but made cockroaches so horrid looking.


If you were starving, and all that was available to eat were cockroaches: do you think you could eat them?

[michael21]

what the longest you been with out internet

[michael21]

what you fav tv show

[michael21]

when was the last time you rescan your tv :suspect:

[Tom4784]

If there was something that you were able to change about the street/neighbourhood you live in currently: what would it be and why?



Do you drink coffee/tea - and if so, do you have a favourite mug you like using?

How often do you wear your socks before replacing with a freshly laundered pair.

1. I don't know....Better shops? I love on a high street but the variety of shops are terrible.

2. I don't like hot drinks.

3. I change them every day.

Why do you think Mother Nature made Ladybirds all cutesy looking but made cockroaches so horrid looking.


If you were starving, and all that was available to eat were cockroaches: do you think you could eat them?

1. Their appearances probably serve some sort of purpose for survival.

2. I'd look for something else.

what the longest you been with out internet

A few weeks.

what you fav tv show

I don't know, at the moment I'd say it's Game Of Thrones.

[Tom4784]

when was the last time you rescan your tv :suspect:

What?

[Pyramid*]

Is the fact that Michael21 has to ask you one question per post driving you bonkers?

:spin:

[michael21]

what you fav smliee mines :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[michael21]

do you think spurs will win today

[thesheriff443]

what do you fear the most

[Niall]

The most embarrassing moment of your life?

[Tom4784]

Is the fact that Michael21 has to ask you one question per post driving you bonkers?

:spin:

A little.

what you fav smliee mines :bawling::bawling::bawling:

:bored: :hmph:

do you think spurs will win today

Yeah why not.

what do you fear the most

I'm not sure to be honest, I have fears but none of them I'd consider my greatest one. Not anymore anyway.

The most embarrassing moment of your life?

In Year 5 I got distracted while I was changing for PE and I went out into the hall and realised I'd forgot to put my shorts on. Twas horrible.

[Vanessa]

Hey Dezzy! This is just for you! :joker:

[Niall]

In Year 5 I got distracted while I was changing for PE and I went out into the hall and realised I'd forgot to put my shorts on. Twas horrible.

Oh my God. D: I would have died.

Um um funniest thing you've ever seen?

[Tom4784]

Oh my God. D: I would have died.

Um um funniest thing you've ever seen?

Scott's penis.

[Smithy]

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[King Gizzard]

Caitlin Grace

discuss

[Vicky.]

Scott's penis.

:joker:

[Pyramid*]

Where is the most bizarre place you've fallen asleep?



If you were given £1,000 tomorrow - what would you spend it on?

[Tom4784]

Caitlin Grace

discuss

I hear she once made out with a hotdog.

Where is the most bizarre place you've fallen asleep?



If you were given £1,000 tomorrow - what would you spend it on?

1. I fell asleep in my GCSE R.E exam, It was a two hour exam because our teacher was a mess and didn't set coursework so we had to do more questions in the exam instead and I literally finished in half an hour so I just put my head down and went to sleep.

2. I'd buy myself a Ps3, some new clothes and I'd be boring with the rest and save it.

[LemonJam]

Favourite season?

What are your opinions on architecture of the renaissance?

Jamelia or Javine?

If I died, would you go to my funeral? s0b

\bate or woo/?

[LemonJam]

a more serious and very general one

Talk about yourself as a person, your good side, your bad sides in roughly 100 words.

-sits and listens-

[Shaun]

If LemonJam was standing before you wearing nothing but a strip of tinsel what would you do?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how come i didnt really like the sensual world i listened like 5 times and the only stand out tracks for me were this womans work and the sensual world explain please

[Mystic Mock]

Whoes your favourite comedian?

[Tom4784]

Favourite season?

What are your opinions on architecture of the renaissance?

Jamelia or Javine?

If I died, would you go to my funeral? s0b

\bate or woo/?

1. Winter

2. Baroque ****s all over it.

3. Jamelia

4. Only if I had nothing better to do.

5. s0b that's like Sophie's choice. I'd have to say /bate though.

a more serious and very general one

Talk about yourself as a person, your good side, your bad sides in roughly 100 words.

-sits and listens-

Hmm well I think my best quality is that I can forgive pretty much anything done to me, I empathise with people far too much to really stay mad at anyone for long. If you hurt someone I care about though then my scorn quite literally knows no limits. It's not easy to make me truly angry but when I'm pushed that far my personality completely changes. I become very wrathful and I'll do anything to make the person in question suffer and when I get to that point I'll never forgive the person for pushing me that far. I pretty much become the most hateful evil but clever bastard you'll ever meet.

Now that I've made myself sound like a psychopath i'll go back to my good points. I've got no capacity for violence of any kind. I just don't like inflicting physical pain on someone (/ominious). While I'm not in Spawn-of-Satan mode i'm pretty much the most patient person I know, without sounding conceited I think I'm pretty lovely most of the time.

So yeah, my personality is one of two halves. I'm very much a Jekyll and Hyde type person.

If LemonJam was standing before you wearing nothing but a strip of tinsel what would you do?

I'd remind him that he's not allowed to be within 500 feet of me after that incident with the fireworks, the panda and the KY Jelly.

how come i didnt really like the sensual world i listened like 5 times and the only stand out tracks for me were this womans work and the sensual world explain please

Listen to it until you realise what a work of art it is Lhmph:

Whoes your favourite comedian?

I don't think I have one.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the dreaming > the sensual world

am i right or am i right

[Tom4784]

the dreaming > the sensual world

am i right or am i right

I wasn't that fond of The Dreaming in comparison to her other albums.