View Full Version : What does your toilet roll say about you!
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 08:50 AM
:D
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/389353_344067602320611_249523175108388_956054_7474 24759_n.jpg
Mine isn't on there. :bawling::bawling:
I do the little pointed bit like 3star one below....... sad mare that I am !
http://postcardsfromacrossthepond.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hotels021.jpg?w=640
Jords
22-04-2012, 08:52 AM
We dont even have 1 of holder things loooool
It broke and we never bothered repairing it.
:laugh: Jords just wipes his ass with his hand...
joeysteele
22-04-2012, 08:54 AM
I always put the roll on the holder as in the first picture.
Jords
22-04-2012, 08:55 AM
Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)
Shaun
22-04-2012, 08:57 AM
My flatmates always do the third one. How bloody difficult is it to change a toilet roll!? Frustrating. Anyway I do it accidentally, so whether it runs over or under is by chance. But I do prefer the roll do go down the back side (no dirty jokes please - the 2nd one), it looks neater.
Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)
-reminises over my baby wipe thread (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195585)-
Jords
22-04-2012, 08:59 AM
-reminises over my baby wipe thread (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195585)-
aw amaze
Normally do the third one :laugh:
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 09:13 AM
Normally do the third one :laugh:
Shaun..................... go. go get. KILL.
:D
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 09:15 AM
Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)
OMG... don't you even have a bidet? !!
How common. :hmph:
*has no bidet either!*
:D
My flatmates always do the third one. How bloody difficult is it to change a toilet roll!? Frustrating. Anyway I do it accidentally, so whether it runs over or under is by chance. But I do prefer the roll do go down the back side (no dirty jokes please - the 2nd one), it looks neater.
I love it down the back side.
Kazanne
22-04-2012, 09:16 AM
First one for me usually.
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 09:18 AM
I love it down the back side.
:joker:
You heedless fool. (refers to diagram)
I'd like to think my toilet roll wasn't actually saying anything about me behind my back, after everything I do for it :idc:
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 10:28 AM
I'd like to think my toilet roll wasn't actually saying anything about me behind my back, after everything I do for it :idc:
What..... like ******** on it and chucking it away when it's expended it's use!
Nasty Marc, Nasty.:nono:
*takes toilet roll away from Marc and gives it a big cuddle*
That's how I treat my women? :shrug: That's not normal?
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 10:33 AM
That's how I treat my women? :shrug: That's not normal?
If you are a misogynist - then that's perfectly normal.
:p
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 10:45 AM
-wipes ass with Pyra-
You say that like that's something unusual. It's the trend - didn't ya know.
Boothy
22-04-2012, 10:58 AM
The first one.
Niall
22-04-2012, 11:18 AM
My Dad always does number 3 and it makes me ways to murder him because putting a new ****ing toilet roll isn't that difficult. .__.
But yeah for me its be number 1.
Mrluvaluva
22-04-2012, 05:09 PM
As in the 2nd picture for me. I read somewhere it was the correct way to do so. :hmph:
According to wiki, "It has even been suggested that preference for under may correlate with ownership of a recreational vehicle or a cat".
I don't have either...
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-04-2012, 05:10 PM
please stop using me to wipe up your ejaculate maybe idk
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:12 PM
I don't have a toilet roll holder! :blush2:
Harry!
22-04-2012, 05:23 PM
I HATE it when the toilet roll is like in fig.2. I ALWAYS change it if it is like that. Not only is it not correct but also fig.2 makes the tissues difficult to grab.
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 05:23 PM
As in the 2nd picture for me. I read somewhere it was the correct way to do so. :hmph:
According to wiki, "It has even been suggested that preference for under may correlate with ownership of a recreational vehicle or a cat".
I don't have either...
LOL at wiki !
Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.
I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:27 PM
LOL at wiki !
Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.
I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:
I don't even have a holder! What does that say about me? :joker:
Kizzy
22-04-2012, 05:34 PM
I refuse to be defined by my toilet roll.
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 05:40 PM
I don't even have a holder! What does that say about me? :joker:
I refuse to be defined by my toilet roll.
"carefee, refuse to be bound by others, free souls who like to take a stance even if there is little to support it (ha ha...get it.... nothing to support the toilet roll)"
Sorry. :blush2:
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:40 PM
"carefee, refuse to be bound by others, free souls who like to take a stance even if there is little to support it (ha ha...get it.... nothing to support the toilet roll)"
Sorry. :blush2:
Actually that sounds a lot like me! :eek:
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 05:48 PM
Actually that sounds a lot like me! :eek:
To be fair: I did charge up my crystal ball and chanted some satanic incantations and poooooofffff.... in a puff of smoke, the spirits told me that.
:eek:
:D
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:51 PM
To be fair: I did charge up my crystal ball and chanted some satanic incantations and poooooofffff.... in a puff of smoke, the spirits told me that.
:eek:
:D
Omg! Can you tell me my future? :o:p
I don't have a toilet roll holder! :blush2:
What sort of hovel are you living in
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:17 PM
Omg! Can you tell me my future? :o:p
I can but it will cost you top dollar.
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 06:18 PM
What sort of hovel are you living in
It just broke and i don't know how to fix it! :blush2:
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:21 PM
We dont even have 1 of holder things loooool
It broke and we never bothered repairing it.
What sort of hovel are you living in
The same type as Jords lives in......... :hugesmile:
*starts whipround for Jords and Vanessa, to buy them new toilet roll holders*
Mrluvaluva
22-04-2012, 06:22 PM
LOL at wiki !
Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.
I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:
You need a new challenge...
http://www.pearlstreetdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Origami-toilet-paper.jpg
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:32 PM
You need a new challenge...
http://www.pearlstreetdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Origami-toilet-paper.jpg
*mutter all sort of expletive under breath - ala Mutley style*
In fact, youve got me thinking here now. This would be the ideal way to freak my mates out. I can 'hear' the laughing right now as they went to the toilet ! :D :D
I'm away to have a mooch now. Damn you.
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:36 PM
http://www.tporigami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/22_magnolia_GREEN2.jpg
This would go down a treat.... !
Toilet Paper Origami....... what next ! LOL
It just broke and i don't know how to fix it! :blush2:
Better call in the plumber
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 06:38 PM
Better call in the plumber
Nah! I like having no toilet holder! :cat:
Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:41 PM
Better call in the plumber
To put up a new loo roll holder !! :joker:
This is brilliant......
http://www.tporigami.com/?tag=toilet-paper-origami-2
http://www.tporigami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/7_sailboat_BLUE2.jpg (http://www.tporigami.com/?attachment_id=119)
http://www.tporigami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/23_fandangle_TAN.jpg (http://www.tporigami.com/?attachment_id=150)
JY5gnBuE5E8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JY5gnBuE5E8)
:spin:
Mrluvaluva
22-04-2012, 07:33 PM
http://www.origami-resource-center.com/images/diagramTPPleat.jpg
It took me a while to work out step 3 to 4. :conf: Part 6 looks a bit fiddly.
I need photographic evidence of your results pyramid.
Vanessa
22-04-2012, 07:36 PM
The same type as Jords lives in......... :hugesmile:
*starts whipround for Jords and Vanessa, to buy them new toilet roll holders*
I don't want a toilet roll holder! :mad::p
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