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Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 08:50 AM
:D


http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/389353_344067602320611_249523175108388_956054_7474 24759_n.jpg


Mine isn't on there. :bawling::bawling:

I do the little pointed bit like 3star one below....... sad mare that I am !

http://postcardsfromacrossthepond.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hotels021.jpg?w=640

Jords
22-04-2012, 08:52 AM
We dont even have 1 of holder things loooool

It broke and we never bothered repairing it.

Marc
22-04-2012, 08:53 AM
:laugh: Jords just wipes his ass with his hand...

joeysteele
22-04-2012, 08:54 AM
I always put the roll on the holder as in the first picture.

Jords
22-04-2012, 08:55 AM
Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)

Shaun
22-04-2012, 08:57 AM
My flatmates always do the third one. How bloody difficult is it to change a toilet roll!? Frustrating. Anyway I do it accidentally, so whether it runs over or under is by chance. But I do prefer the roll do go down the back side (no dirty jokes please - the 2nd one), it looks neater.

Marc
22-04-2012, 08:57 AM
Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)

-reminises over my baby wipe thread (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195585)-

Jords
22-04-2012, 08:59 AM
-reminises over my baby wipe thread (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=195585)-

aw amaze

MTVN
22-04-2012, 09:09 AM
Normally do the third one :laugh:

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 09:13 AM
Normally do the third one :laugh:


Shaun..................... go. go get. KILL.
:D

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 09:15 AM
Then lick it clean we dont have a sink either -cries- (saves tears in bottle to drink later)

OMG... don't you even have a bidet? !!

How common. :hmph:



*has no bidet either!*

:D

Marc
22-04-2012, 09:15 AM
My flatmates always do the third one. How bloody difficult is it to change a toilet roll!? Frustrating. Anyway I do it accidentally, so whether it runs over or under is by chance. But I do prefer the roll do go down the back side (no dirty jokes please - the 2nd one), it looks neater.

I love it down the back side.

Kazanne
22-04-2012, 09:16 AM
First one for me usually.

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 09:18 AM
I love it down the back side.
:joker:

You heedless fool. (refers to diagram)

Marc
22-04-2012, 10:17 AM
I'd like to think my toilet roll wasn't actually saying anything about me behind my back, after everything I do for it :idc:

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 10:28 AM
I'd like to think my toilet roll wasn't actually saying anything about me behind my back, after everything I do for it :idc:


What..... like ******** on it and chucking it away when it's expended it's use!

Nasty Marc, Nasty.:nono:

*takes toilet roll away from Marc and gives it a big cuddle*

Marc
22-04-2012, 10:29 AM
That's how I treat my women? :shrug: That's not normal?

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 10:33 AM
That's how I treat my women? :shrug: That's not normal?



If you are a misogynist - then that's perfectly normal.

:p

Marc
22-04-2012, 10:42 AM
-wipes ass with Pyra-

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 10:45 AM
-wipes ass with Pyra-

You say that like that's something unusual. It's the trend - didn't ya know.

Boothy
22-04-2012, 10:58 AM
The first one.

Niall
22-04-2012, 11:18 AM
My Dad always does number 3 and it makes me ways to murder him because putting a new ****ing toilet roll isn't that difficult. .__.

But yeah for me its be number 1.

Mrluvaluva
22-04-2012, 05:09 PM
As in the 2nd picture for me. I read somewhere it was the correct way to do so. :hmph:

According to wiki, "It has even been suggested that preference for under may correlate with ownership of a recreational vehicle or a cat".

I don't have either...

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
22-04-2012, 05:10 PM
please stop using me to wipe up your ejaculate maybe idk

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:12 PM
I don't have a toilet roll holder! :blush2:

Harry!
22-04-2012, 05:23 PM
I HATE it when the toilet roll is like in fig.2. I ALWAYS change it if it is like that. Not only is it not correct but also fig.2 makes the tissues difficult to grab.

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 05:23 PM
As in the 2nd picture for me. I read somewhere it was the correct way to do so. :hmph:

According to wiki, "It has even been suggested that preference for under may correlate with ownership of a recreational vehicle or a cat".

I don't have either...

LOL at wiki !

Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.

I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:27 PM
LOL at wiki !

Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.

I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:

I don't even have a holder! What does that say about me? :joker:

Kizzy
22-04-2012, 05:34 PM
I refuse to be defined by my toilet roll.

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 05:40 PM
I don't even have a holder! What does that say about me? :joker:

I refuse to be defined by my toilet roll.


"carefee, refuse to be bound by others, free souls who like to take a stance even if there is little to support it (ha ha...get it.... nothing to support the toilet roll)"

Sorry. :blush2:

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:40 PM
"carefee, refuse to be bound by others, free souls who like to take a stance even if there is little to support it (ha ha...get it.... nothing to support the toilet roll)"

Sorry. :blush2:

Actually that sounds a lot like me! :eek:

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 05:48 PM
Actually that sounds a lot like me! :eek:

To be fair: I did charge up my crystal ball and chanted some satanic incantations and poooooofffff.... in a puff of smoke, the spirits told me that.

:eek:

:D

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 05:51 PM
To be fair: I did charge up my crystal ball and chanted some satanic incantations and poooooofffff.... in a puff of smoke, the spirits told me that.

:eek:

:D

Omg! Can you tell me my future? :o:p

MTVN
22-04-2012, 06:11 PM
I don't have a toilet roll holder! :blush2:

What sort of hovel are you living in

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:17 PM
Omg! Can you tell me my future? :o:p


I can but it will cost you top dollar.

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 06:18 PM
What sort of hovel are you living in

It just broke and i don't know how to fix it! :blush2:

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:21 PM
We dont even have 1 of holder things loooool

It broke and we never bothered repairing it.

What sort of hovel are you living in


The same type as Jords lives in......... :hugesmile:

*starts whipround for Jords and Vanessa, to buy them new toilet roll holders*

Mrluvaluva
22-04-2012, 06:22 PM
LOL at wiki !

Mine isn't on the 'cartoon' one. Pffttt.. typical.

I drive my friends daft though - especially after a few shandies: they come down and apologise for not being arsed to put the point back !! :joker:

You need a new challenge...

http://www.pearlstreetdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Origami-toilet-paper.jpg

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:32 PM
You need a new challenge...

http://www.pearlstreetdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Origami-toilet-paper.jpg


*mutter all sort of expletive under breath - ala Mutley style*

In fact, youve got me thinking here now. This would be the ideal way to freak my mates out. I can 'hear' the laughing right now as they went to the toilet ! :D :D

I'm away to have a mooch now. Damn you.

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:36 PM
http://www.tporigami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/22_magnolia_GREEN2.jpg


This would go down a treat.... !

Toilet Paper Origami....... what next ! LOL

MTVN
22-04-2012, 06:37 PM
It just broke and i don't know how to fix it! :blush2:

Better call in the plumber

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 06:38 PM
Better call in the plumber


Nah! I like having no toilet holder! :cat:

Pyramid*
22-04-2012, 06:41 PM
Better call in the plumber

To put up a new loo roll holder !! :joker:


This is brilliant......

http://www.tporigami.com/?tag=toilet-paper-origami-2

http://www.tporigami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/7_sailboat_BLUE2.jpg (http://www.tporigami.com/?attachment_id=119)
http://www.tporigami.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/23_fandangle_TAN.jpg (http://www.tporigami.com/?attachment_id=150)



JY5gnBuE5E8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JY5gnBuE5E8)

:spin:

Mrluvaluva
22-04-2012, 07:33 PM
http://www.origami-resource-center.com/images/diagramTPPleat.jpg


It took me a while to work out step 3 to 4. :conf: Part 6 looks a bit fiddly.

I need photographic evidence of your results pyramid.

Vanessa
22-04-2012, 07:36 PM
The same type as Jords lives in......... :hugesmile:

*starts whipround for Jords and Vanessa, to buy them new toilet roll holders*

I don't want a toilet roll holder! :mad::p