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What would do if you heard a noise in the middle of the night and you looked out your window and there was a strange man standing in your garden waving at you?
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 01:26 AM
Ask him wtf his problem is from the window.
Benjamin
23-04-2012, 01:26 AM
Open my window and tell scott to **** off
Open my window and tell scott to **** off
:joker::joker::joker:
Shaun
23-04-2012, 01:29 AM
Propose
Jords
23-04-2012, 01:33 AM
Show them my tits.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 01:33 AM
Open my window and tell scott to **** off
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylhgzUohi1r1b5qyo1_500.gif
Benjamin
23-04-2012, 01:48 AM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylhgzUohi1r1b5qyo1_500.gif
How long have you been wanting to post that? :joker:
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 01:50 AM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylhgzUohi1r1b5qyo1_500.gif
She doesn't have to use magic to have people fall in love with her, proven on SVU.:joker:
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing though that she makes people go to that extreme.:hugesmile:
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 01:51 AM
How long have you been wanting to post that? :joker:
Im guessing a year.
Marsh.
23-04-2012, 01:52 AM
I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
23-04-2012, 01:52 AM
How long have you been wanting to post that? :joker:
so long
you have no idea
I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.
:joker:
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 01:56 AM
I remember waking up on a Saturday morning to see the window cleaner casually cleaning my window when he could clearly see me in the bed underneath it when I was about 12. I was convinced he was a perv. lol. I **** myself and I've always closed the curtains since.
Hey that was the greatest day of my life.:nono:
Marsh.
23-04-2012, 01:58 AM
Hey that was the greatest day of my life.:nono:
:shocked:
Throw a paper airplane at him, and then cry when it plopped straight out of the window rather than flying directly to him
Kate!
23-04-2012, 02:58 AM
Put the kettle on, and say, hey Scott, finally we meet. :D
I have an embarrassing window cleaner story too
- was about 13, mum and dad were out, I had my music on loud in the bedroom, had tied a scarf round my head and was dancing to Wham. I turned round and the window cleaner was laughing his head off. Oh the shame ... :blush: :laugh:
Marsh.
23-04-2012, 11:40 AM
Put the kettle on, and say, hey Scott, finally we meet. :D
I have an embarrassing window cleaner story too
- was about 13, mum and dad were out, I had my music on loud in the bedroom, had tied a scarf round my head and was dancing to Wham. I turned round and the window cleaner was laughing his head off. Oh the shame ... :blush: :laugh:
:laugh:
Niamh.
23-04-2012, 11:45 AM
I'd wake up Gav
Kazanne
23-04-2012, 12:02 PM
What would do if you heard a noise in the middle of the night and you looked out your window and there was a strange man standing in your garden waving at you?
Depends what he looked like:joker:IF he was mysteriously handsome,I'de be intrigued if however he was a munter I would throw the contents of the pee pot over him,lol.
Black Dagger
23-04-2012, 12:12 PM
Ask him if he fancies a blowjob.
chathappyforum
23-04-2012, 12:18 PM
Leave him there waving because i won't be waving back :sleep:
Jake.
23-04-2012, 12:34 PM
Sh*t myself.
Benjamin
23-04-2012, 12:40 PM
Sh*t myself.
Beautiful.
Vicky.
23-04-2012, 12:41 PM
Probably dive back under my duvet and stay there shaking until the morning :joker:
So none of you would phone the police? I think you are all a bit mad tbh.
thesheriff443
23-04-2012, 01:45 PM
well i would be licking the window
Mystic Mock
23-04-2012, 02:24 PM
well i would be licking the window
:joker:
So none of you would phone the police? I think you are all a bit mad tbh.
I think you're mad, you're seeing people :idc:
joeysteele
23-04-2012, 04:12 PM
I'd open the window and start talking to him the time it would take me to tell him anything, he would soon be on his way or fall asleep.
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