Could everyone who got a PM from me recently

[Shaun]

Please hurry up and respond to this thread with faux confusion as to what on earth I'm talking about.

Anyone who didn't get one, and is genuinely interested as to wtf I'm talking about, feel free to PM me ;)

[this is about eurovision btw. yeah. :whistle:]

[Niamh.]

The cheek of some people :bored:

[Black Dagger]

I'm glad you could come to me with your problems.

always here xoxox

[Kate!]

Shaun, no I won't have a threesome with you and Scott, whether Scott said he's up for it or not! Honestly. Tsk.

[Vanessa]

Shaun, no I won't have a threesome with you and Scott, whether Scott said he's up for it or not! Honestly. Tsk.

:joker:

[Shaun]

kate pls

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[Glenn.]

:joker:

[Z]

Can I just take you up on your offer and ignore Niamh's or do I have to tell her I've already agreed to get married to you?

[Niamh.]

Can I just take you up on your offer and ignore Niamh's or do I have to tell her I've already agreed to get married to you?

You could always do us both Greg, we offer different things :evilgrin:

[Z]

You could always do us both Greg, we offer different things :evilgrin:

How enticing! :evilgrin:

[Black Dagger]

I don't think crabs is a good thing to offer somebody...

[Niamh.]

I don't think crabs is a good thing to offer somebody...

The crabs are what Shaun offers :idc:

[Ammi]

..I told you Shaun..keep using the cream..it will go away eventually
..stop worrying

[Shaun]

I asked for confusion, not slander :bawling:

[Z]

Sometimes slander is the highest form of flattery.




You manky old slut.

[Smithy]

im terrible with these sorts of things

[arista]

No

[Shaun]

stay classy

[Bollo]

You could always substitute the meringue with whipped cream but I don't think it would taste the same, it's best to stick to the recipe I think

[Glenn.]

Wouldn't that inflame the boils even more though?

[Bollo]

I wouldn't advise putting lemon meringue pie on your boils...I thought he was going to eat it, not wear it...

[Shaun]

:lovedup: these replies are genius.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No

:joker:

[Ammi]

Wouldn't that inflame the boils even more though?

I wouldn't advise putting lemon meringue pie on your boils...I thought he was going to eat it, not wear it...

..I don't know....even Delia Smith's lemon merangue pie recipe requires rather a lengthy boil
..I don't know whether Shaun's is lengthy enough..if not my advice would be to reduce the quantities

[Bollo]

No, he said it was too long.... that's why he needs the retractable whisk and spatula

[Ammi]

..in that case I think what he needs is this retractable ball whisk...seems the perfect solution...

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..I think I'm going to have to get one of them myself

[Glenn.]

Personally I would prescribe medication. You could make the entire thing worse, and that's not even considering the risk of them multiplying. And that would just be uncomfortable.

[Shaun]

thanks guys for the advice, will wait for some more though so everyone gets a say

[Benjamin]

I'm disgusted to be honest. I expected better of you.

[Ramsay]

yeah i'll have something sorted by thursday BAWS

[Mrluvaluva]

I wouldn't advise putting lemon meringue pie on your boils...I thought he was going to eat it, not wear it...

What? Oh...boils. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

:suspect: karl. discretion plz. I don't want people finding out about us.

[Shaun]

ahem :pipe:

[Benjamin]

ahem :pipe:

Shaun the next time you send that to me I will infract and ban you. Please stop.

[InOne]

ahem :pipe:

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

did i do good

[Shaun]

you did, i replied :evilgrin: