The Bachelorette Final: Randy's Campaign Thread

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hello please vote for randy because i just ****ing said so here are some pictures

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michael buble would vote for randy so you had better vote for him too i dare you to go against michael bubles wishes

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randy likes bunnies he rescued all these bunnies from a laboratory:

http://i.imgur.com/zBiGw.jpg

if you dont vote for randy the bunnies will die

here i have some campaign t shirts

http://i.imgur.com/pHuhJ.png

[GypsyGoth]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zc4wa6Ar1qax9lwo1_500.jpg

:laugh3: :laugh3:

[Shaun]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ztx64PJv1qkycnvo1_500.jpg

look at him and try and say no

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ztx64PJv1qkycnvo1_500.jpg

look at him and try and say no

nu

np

nf

ng

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i cant ****ing do it :mad:

[Holly Christmas]

Scott, you can. :) you just post good stuff about Randy from the game so far, as one example. Shauns part is to tell you what to put in. Think of it as advertising product....

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i meant i cant say no

[Holly Christmas]

:D

[Shaun]

Mein task entrees so far:

hihi :spin2:

Mollie's dress:

http://dress.vponsale.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Cross-Tie-Halter-Neck-Formal-Evening-Dress.jpg

& shoes:

http://www.glitzy-n-glamorous.com/images/Silver%20Flat%20Diamante%20Sandals.jpg

& jewellery:

http://www.bridalgownsuk.co.uk/upfile/Jewelry%20&%20Shoes/Bridal%20Necklaces/MJH%20Sterlig%20Silver%20925%20Fashional%20Cute%20 Heart%20Amethyst%20Necklace%20For%20Lady.jpg

& clutch:

http://www.myeveningbags.co.uk/photos/1.525372silver1.jpg

Randy's suit:

http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/CarloPignatelli10AW2-model-Michael-Gstoettner.jpg

& shoes:

http://www.guccibeltsbelts-gucci.com/images/Black%20%20Gucci%20GG%20Logo%20Leather%20Mens%20Dr ess%20Shoes_2.jpg

Easter bonnet:

http://i41.tinypic.com/11uchoi.png

and the card:

http://i43.tinypic.com/jgld1w.png

Itenerary
- Mollie will be spoilt with an evening of pampering. The dinner will all be cooked by Randy whilst Mollie puts her feet up and listens to music, or reads, or whatever takes her fancy.
- The dinner is illustrated below, and is served with whatever drink is desired.
- After dinner, Mollie shall receive a pottery lesson from Randy, whose father was a skilled craftsman in Austria.
- Things might get messy, so a quick shower shall be needed. Randy does not presume he needs to join Mollie here, since he is a gentleman.
- Afterwards, Mollie shall be given a drive home in a hired Bentley, driven by someone she really hates so she can sit in the back and laugh about how said enemy is now her staff.

Soundtrack:
- "Us", Regina Spektor - because it's a testament to Randy and Mollie's blooming relationship
- "U.R.A.Q.T.", M.I.A. - Because you are a cutie.
- "Us Against the World", Coldplay - for during the dinner, since it's all mellow and lovely and stuff.
- "Unforgettable", Nat King Cole - for during dinner, since it's sexy muzik.
- "Unchained Melody", The Righteous Brothers - for the post-dinner pottery lesson
- "Use Somebody", Pixie Lott, for a tender cuddle on the sofa.
- "Under the Bridge", Red Hot Chili Peppers, for further relaxation until it's goodnight.

You'll notice all the songs here begin with U, because U R all Randy thinks about. xoxo

Menu:
Starter - Aubergine and mint bruschetta
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Main - Mediterranean stuffed peppers, with couscous, feta cheese, pine nuts and olives.
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/518631/images/518631_MEDIUM.jpg

Dessert - Apple strudel
http://www.dishbase.com/recipe_images/large/apple-strudel-12642487731.jpg

- Who would you say you aspire to be in life, and why?
[b]I have no aspirations other than to be a better man and someone more intimately connected to Mollie.

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
I hope to finish the design for my patented Austrian Wii Tobogganing and to have made a nice little profit off of it. With the earnings, I endeavour to jet around the world with Mollie and see some of life's natural beauties with my very own.

- What would be your dream/ideal job?
Being the bassist for Prince, because I Wanna Be Your Lover

- If Mollie chose you and things developed further between you two, how would you propose to her when the time came?
I would put a gummy ring in the christmas pudding and propose to you on Boxing Day. I got the idea from this top geezer called Joe.

- Where would you take Mollie on holiday?
Egypt. We could explore the tombs and catacombs together and laugh at how the hieroglyphs look like crude pornography. In the evenings we'd watch the sun set and dine outside, on vegetarian cuisine of course. And on the last day we'd find out that Pyramid* wasn't actually a Giza but a Ghal. That's just one of the many laughs Randy can provide you.

- It's Mollie's birthday, what do you buy her and why?
Some furry boots for Piddles so he doesn't get cold in the winter, a large bouquet of flowers, a cardboard cut-out of Sian Welby and this t-shirt:
http://store.universal-music.co.uk/content/ebiz/universalmusic/invt/l./o./e./31651206/31651206_medium.jpg

- What one thing would you change about yourself, if you could?
I would be a better dancer so I could tag along to the Pendulum and Naked and Famous concerts with Mollie.

- What would you do if your best friend and your chosen partner didn't get on?
I would try to make peace between them. I am not going to lie and say I'd ditch my best friends for Mollie, but since it seems unlikely they'd find any fault with her, I'd try my utmost to make things right.

- What song best sums you up, and why?
"Ain't no Mountain High Enough" - since I hail from the Alps and none of those mountains can keep me from you :blush2:

- If you could choose a period in History to be born in, which would it be?
And ditch the chance to be on the Bachelorette with Mollie? As if.

- If you were to set up your own Business, what would you do?
I've already said that I'm planning to release a video game on the Nintendo Wii, so I'd like to continue that, giving Mollie first glimpses and much fun along the way.

- Why are you a better choice for the Bachelorette than the other 3 remaining contestants?
Pixter revealed at the end of his plans for the romantic night in that he wished to phone his friends around to "smell his fingers". Mollie is far too precious to me to be mocked and used for such vulgar exploitation. Horatio has said that he thinks Ryan Gosling is hot and whilst Randy is very tolerant and cosmopolitan and all that, I think you'd be in trouble of being a 'beard' with him. As for Zac... the man served you a curry that looked like it had meat in it. He clearly doesn't know you at all.

[Ammi]

..I'm sorry Shaun I'd like to have voted for you....but I'm totally devoted to Zak..and well...there's just no turning back

[Shaun]

Totally devoted you say? :idc: as in ROMANTICALLY?

-sends Mollie a PM telling her-

[Holly Christmas]

Right.....doing my own little appeal for each contestant (no bias from me...love them both :love: )

Randy deserves to win Mollie's heart because he's charming and funny, he knows how to make her feel special, his devotion is clear to see. He's got an awesome sense of humour. Spiffing.

[Holly Christmas]

this thread is awesome so far :love:

[Ammi]

Totally devoted you say? :idc: as in ROMANTICALLY?

-sends Mollie a PM telling her-

..No Shaun..I'm already romantically attached
..if it doesn't work out with Mollie..I'll take Zac under my wing and I have a few girls in mind..I'm devoted to finding him that special someone..hopelessly devoted...........

..but I think he and Mollie will be very happy

[Holly Christmas]

Keep posting in here people. Tell Mollie why Randy deserves to win her heart.

[Shaun]

yeah ty everyone

[Holly Christmas]

Randy stopped a burglary last night, he saw off two burly men in balaclavas who were trying to break into a pub, he sucker punched them and then put them in wheelie bins and called the cops. What a hero!

[LemonJam]

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HI I AM HARRIET POLLARD AND I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW ALL THE WAY FROM ZIMBABWE AND I WANT RANDY TO WIN BECAUSE HE MAKES ME REALLY MOIST!!!1 IF HE WASN'T GONNA BE WITH MOLLIE I'D DEFINATELY LET HIM TAKE ME FOR DINNER THEN HAVE A GO INSIDE ME LoL YAY GOD.

[Maia]

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Lots of adoration for Randy from myself :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Holly Christmas]

:) Randy, you have done all you can. You have been brilliant. Mollie will be back at 7.30 in the main thread to announce the winner. See you later. Good luck.