TiBB's Hotseat 2012: Zee

[Benjamin]

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

This time it's TiBB's most loved host:


Zee


Who would you like to have seen in Most Loved that didn't make the top 50?

[Samuel.]

Where am I currently ranked in ML6?

:idc:

[Smithy]

Was it weird meeting shaun irl

[Z]

I'm literally just about to go to a party and only just got back from dinner to get changed (I'm a dumb slut and spilled oil on my t-shirt ugh) but I will answer these when I get back! I'M SO EXCITED! :D

[Shaun]

Die please?

[Shaun]

if not, who should die like right now? violent as possible pls

[Shaun]

When am I going to get my pink shirt back?

[Shaun]

This contact lens fluid... what the **** am I supposed to do with it?

[Shaun]

Why Head and Shoulders and not, for example, Timotei?

[Shaun]

I've run out of things you've left here, what else should I ask?

[Maia]

Were you an eel in a previous life?

[Benjamin]

If you could form a girl band with 4 other members which members would you pick, why and what would your names be?

[Smithy]

If you were stuck on an island and have to have one of the current sugababes with you which would it be and why

[Ninastar]

why does my internet keep failing?

[King Gizzard]

Ever thought about getting married to a courgette

[GypsyGoth]

When was the last time you got lost?

[Smithy]

How was the party?

[mrlecturer]

how was the food?

[GypsyGoth]

What is your 2nd fave song of all time?

[LemonJam]

why do you like eyebrows?

why are you so beautiful?

if you were allowed, would you prefer to run controversy over most loved?

what orchestral instrument would you play given the choice?

and ofcourse, describe yourself in 100 words.

[Mystic Mock]

What is your 2nd fave song of all time?

What's your favourite song of all time Zee?

[Z]

Who would you like to have seen in Most Loved that didn't make the top 50?

I was disappointed that Lee didn't make it for sure, I think she got forgotten about this time around.

Where am I currently ranked in ML6?

:idc:

You're in the top 50!! :amazed:

Was it weird meeting shaun irl

I think he found it weird but I didn't, I'm used to weird meetings hahah, I thoroughly enjoyed myself, was lovely to meet him and MarkWaldorf and all of Shaun's friends too! :D

Die please?

No **** you

if not, who should die like right now? violent as possible pls

Erm, I'd quite like it if a former friend of mine died via a meat grinder because he's one of the nastiest, most conniving people I've ever had the misfortune to meet and I genuinely do not think he has any redeemable qualities - we became friends because we knew people from his old school who said he got bullied badly so we were nice to him when he arrived and regretted it ever since. Utter asshole.

When am I going to get my pink shirt back?

You're not.

This contact lens fluid... what the **** am I supposed to do with it?

Shot it before a night out.

Why Head and Shoulders and not, for example, Timotei?

rofl. I can't believe that was conditioner. Oops.

I've run out of things you've left here, what else should I ask?

Ask me how my day is so far.

Were you an eel in a previous life?

I sure hope so Mollie. My avatar is a picture my friend drew for me a few years ago because we kept making puns about sea creatures. My favourite will always be "dolphinitely."

If you could form a girl band with 4 other members which members would you pick, why and what would your names be?

Hmm. I'd choose Marc, Smithy, Niall and Dezzy and we would be called Misty N'pregnancy (me), Tina Bortion (Dezzy), Patty O'Furniture (Marc), Ms. Carriage (Smithy) and Cho Konkock (Niall) better known as The Messes. We were put together on a reality TV show (with finalist Justine Myhole (Nathan) losing out by a mere 546 votes) and we've been a smash hit ever since.

If you were stuck on an island and have to have one of the current sugababes with you which would it be and why

Probably Amelle because she seems like she'd be a laugh.

why does my internet keep failing?

Because God hates lags. lol idk

Ever thought about getting married to a courgette

Yeah but I'm hoping a person or a cat will ask me before I get to that stage

When was the last time you got lost?

I've never understood LOST. Lols no erm I can't think of a time more recently but I know there have been more recent ones but here's a good story: I originally lived with a teacher when I got here but she'd arranged a meeting for me to see a bedroom at this house and left me the address on a bit of paper on the table. So I google mapped it and it said it was a 30 minute walk away, and as I hadn't gotten my head around public transport yet, I thought yeah why not, I'll walk and left really early just to be sure. I was walking for 2 and a half hours and got about 2/3rds of the way there before the teacher called me asking where was I, she'd come home to pick me up to take me to the meeting - so she had to come find me (bearing in mind I was new to the city here in Germany) to pick me up and take me there. So I had to keep walking until I found a street sign, and we were late to the meeting and I was so embarrassed. I ended up moving into that house though :D (and then moved out three months later, pah.)

How was the party?

It was great! I spoke a lot of German and got very drunk very quickly, it's been ages since I had anything to drink! We went to a rock club pmsl, they were playing Let Me Entertain You when we walked in and that What The **** song when we left. Some rock club, pfft.

how was the food?

Just had a bit of birthday cake! It was okay.

What is your 2nd fave song of all time?

Drugs Or Me - Jimmy Eat World

why do you like eyebrows?

why are you so beautiful?

if you were allowed, would you prefer to run controversy over most loved?

what orchestral instrument would you play given the choice?

and ofcourse, describe yourself in 100 words.

I think they're a really important part of the face :laugh: and think it's a sin when people have really huge bushy eyebrows.

Surgery.

Nah I think it'd make me feel negative towards people I don't know in the same way that Most Loved makes me feel positive towards people that I don't know.

I really wish I could play the violin, it's such an emotive instrument.

I think I'm witty and my best talent in life is being able to make people laugh. It's a skill I only really picked up as I hit my teenage years in response to not being good looking, popular or amazingly good at anything else (~but all of those things came later~) and it's something that I've always felt makes me stand out. I was watching adult comedies when I was 13. I think I'm very ballsy and take no **** when I'm pushed but ultimately I'm pretty chilled out most of the time.

What's your favourite song of all time Zee?

My favourite song of all time is Black Swan Song by Athlete!

[Brother Leon]

On a scale of 1-10, how great am I? :(

[Jords]

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number

07777777777

call me maybe? x

[Jords]

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number

07777777777

call me maybe? x

[Z]

On a scale of 1-10, how great am I? :(

10! I wish you were my big brother

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number

07777777777

call me maybe? x

:blush2: :blush: hehe oki!

[Kate!]

What one thing couldn't you live without?

Who is your favourite stand up comedian?

Can you make shadow puppets on the walls with your hands?

[Z]

What one thing couldn't you live without?

Who is your favourite stand up comedian?

Can you make shadow puppets on the walls with your hands?

Internet for sure.

Erm, I'm not really into stand up comedy to be honest. I think Billy Connolly's great at it though.

I've never tried! Probably not.

[Josy]

Do you like peas?

What is your star sign?

Favourite food?

Favourite alcohol?

Favourite animal?

Have you ever ate a magic mushroom?

What colour of socks do you prefer?

[Z]

Do you like peas?

What is your star sign?

Favourite food?

Favourite alcohol?

Favourite animal?

Have you ever ate a magic mushroom?

What colour of socks do you prefer?

Yeah they're okay, prefer mushy peas to the normal ones though!

LEO, RARRRR.

Tough question! I love my mum's lasagnes and my dad's curries.

Can't go wrong with a vodka mixer!

CATS, ALL THE CATS.

Nah, I don't think I even know anyone who has!

I like brightly coloured striped socks. My favourites are yellow and black striped and they're green at the toes, heel and top of the sock!

[Josy]

If you were forced to choose between your mum's lasagnes and dad's curries what would you choose?

[Z]

If you were forced to choose between your mum's lasagnes and dad's curries what would you choose?

Ufffff... lasagne just edges it.

[Josy]

:laugh:

[Kate!]

If you could custard pie 3 tibb members, who would you get?

What would you most like to win an award/prize for?

If you could go on one tv game show, what would it be?

[Josy]

Red pill or blue pill?

Vampires or Werewolves?

[Josy]

What is your earliest memory?

If you could ask any famous deceased person a question, who and what would it be?

What would I find in your fridge right now?

If someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?

[Ninastar]

where are my fingers right now?

[Benjamin]

What is Caitlin doing with her fingers right now?

[Z]

If you could custard pie 3 tibb members, who would you get?

What would you most like to win an award/prize for?

If you could go on one tv game show, what would it be?

Chrizzle; a banned member and another banned member. Shan't say who in case they try to sign up again though. :laugh:

Red pill or blue pill?

Vampires or Werewolves?

Birth control pill.

Werewolves!

What is your earliest memory?

If you could ask any famous deceased person a question, who and what would it be?

What would I find in your fridge right now?

If someone wrote a book about you, what would the title be?

Dancing on stage in Monaco and winning a medal for my efforts aged 2. My parents filmed it and thought it was hilarious. Haha.

I'd ask Adolf Hitler why he did such horrible things to so many millions of people.

Literally nothing belonging to me, I need to go for a food shop!

I've already got a title planned for if I ever write a book but I don't want to share it in case someone steals it :laugh:. If someone wrote one about me, I guess they'd name it after me with "The Biography" underneath.

where are my fingers right now?

Up your nose?

[Z]

What is Caitlin doing with her fingers right now?

Putting them in your ears.

[Kate!]

Why did you only answer my first question about the custard pies and not the other two? :laugh:

Are you getting forgetful?

[Benjamin]

I was also wondering why you chose to ignore Kate's question. Bit rude isn't it?

[Z]

Rofl I'm still drunk, sorry Kate!


I'd like to win a comedy award. That'd be lovely.

I'd go on who wants to be a millionaire! I'm usually quite good at it.

[Z]

I was also wondering why you chose to ignore Kate's question. Bit rude isn't it?

I am a bona fide asshole

[Benjamin]

If you could own a farm, what would you farm?

[Ninastar]

how much did you have to drink?

are you a laughy drunk?

[Z]

If you could own a farm, what would you farm?

Chickens! I have friends who own chickens, seems like lots of fun to me!

how much did you have to drink?

are you a laughy drunk?

Not even that much pmsl, just a couple of glasses of caipirinha and a swig of wine and I was off my face, it's been ages since I last had a drink, I'm putting it down to that :laugh: I am a very laughy drunk, I'm full of fun :hugesmile:

[Black Dagger]

If you did own a farm, could you run it better than Old MacDonald?

[Z]

If you did own a farm, could you run it better than Old MacDonald?

I taught that faily bastard everything he knows. :idc:

[Kate!]

do you think we should all drink alcohol while you present Most Loved? :D

[Z]

do you think we should all drink alcohol while you present Most Loved? :D

YES! It'll be fabulous!

[Niamh.]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[Z]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Do you know how to use Sat Nav?

[Niamh.]

Do you know how to use Sat Nav?

I'll ask the questions here :pipe:

[Z]

I'll ask the questions here :pipe:

That wasn't a question :suspect:

[Niamh.]

That wasn't a question :suspect:

I'll ask the questions here? :pipe:

[Z]

I'll ask the questions here? :pipe:

Yes, yes you shall. :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

Yes, yes you shall. :hugesmile:

Wonderful?

[Kate!]

YES! It'll be fabulous!

I'm already on the case. I haven't had a drink for over a week, on antibiotics for a throat infection, today is last day! :amazed: I will be off my trolly before you get to 45 :hugesmile:

[Z]

Wonderful?

Very wonderful.

[Ammi]

..what's the hardest dilemma you've ever had..?

[Z]

..what's the hardest dilemma you've ever had..?

Hhmmm.. I've had a few pretty tough ones but none that were all that serious. I guess following my feelings instead of going along with what everyone else was telling me to do was a tough one in terms of a past relationship - it didn't work out well for me in the end but I'm still glad I did what I wanted for once, usually I will do my best not to offend anyone and try to keep the peace.

[Shaun]

Do you think Ammi has a physical CD copy of Nelly and Kelly Rowland's single "Dilemma" in her room that she looks at whenever she makes posts? :whistle:

[Ammi]

..in real life is Shaun really more fabulous than Beyonce..?

[Niall]

Funniest thing thats ever happened in your life?

[Z]

Do you think Ammi has a physical CD copy of Nelly and Kelly Rowland's single "Dilemma" in her room that she looks at whenever she makes posts? :whistle:

..I believe that to be the case, yes..

..in real life is Shaun really more fabulous than Beyonce..?

He is! He's hysterically funny when he's drunk, kicking cones over and the like :D

Funniest thing thats ever happened in your life?

Oh god, I don't even know. I'm always laughing at something! One favourite school memory that springs to mind was one winter day, a friend of mine got dropped off at school at the same time as me; and she was lift sharing with a girl in the year below. That girl was walking towards the school when she slipped on some ice and her shoe FLEW off her foot and landed on the road :laugh2: probably one of those 'you had to be there' things but it was honestly hilarious, cars were swerving round it and everything while she hobbled over to get it back :laugh2:!!

[Niall]

Oh god, I don't even know. I'm always laughing at something! One favourite school memory that springs to mind was one winter day, a friend of mine got dropped off at school at the same time as me; and she was lift sharing with a girl in the year below. That girl was walking towards the school when she slipped on some ice and her shoe FLEW off her foot and landed on the road :laugh2: probably one of those 'you had to be there' things but it was honestly hilarious, cars were swerving round it and everything while she hobbled over to get it back :laugh2:!!

I can't breathe omfg :laugh3:

[Niall]

Oh and I have to ask the question I ask like everybody: most embarrassing thing to happen to you? :amazed:

[Z]

Oh and I have to ask the question I ask like everybody: most embarrassing thing to happen to you? :amazed:

Oh noooooo so many cringe memories coming back to me now! I think walking in on my flatmate masturbating was pretty bad but that was probably worse for him when he found out about it :laugh2: errrmmmm, trying to think of better ones, I might reply to this question again if I think of something that's more embarrassing about me!

[Niall]

I vaguely remember a thread about the flatmate thing? :joker: But okay. :D

[Z]

I vaguely remember a thread about the flatmate thing? :joker: But okay. :D

Yeah rofl it was so mortifying!!

[Niamh.]

What's you favourite TV Series?

What's your favourite film?

What's your favourite song?

(sorry if these have been asked already /tooLazyToLookBack

[Z]

What's you favourite TV Series?

What's your favourite film?

What's your favourite song?

(sorry if these have been asked already /tooLazyToLookBack

TV series currently Family Guy but of all time Green Wing!

Film - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Song - Black Swan Song by Athlete!

:)

[Smithy]

omg did you tell your roomate about it?

[Z]

Pmsl no, it was highly awkward how it all came out. I told my friends here all about it one time, and then he came to visit in December for a few days and I introduced him to my friends and one of them was like "this'll be so awkward if it's you but you're not the one that Greg walked in on having a wank are you?" clearly assuming that he was not in fact the aforementioned flatmate. She was wrong. It was awkward. We've not spoken about it since. :laugh2:

[Smithy]

:joker: :joker:

[Niall]

Pmsl no, it was highly awkward how it all came out. I told my friends here all about it one time, and then he came to visit in December for a few days and I introduced him to my friends and one of them was like "this'll be so awkward if it's you but you're not the one that Greg walked in on having a wank are you?" clearly assuming that he was not in fact the aforementioned flatmate. She was wrong. It was awkward. We've not spoken about it since. :laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker:

[King Gizzard]

when you post pmsfl and pmsl do you actually literally pmsl

[Z]

when you post pmsfl and pmsl do you actually literally pmsl

Yes, I'm sponsored to use the internet by Pampers though

[Niall]

The most terrifying thing thats happened to you?

What injuries have you had?

[Z]

The most terrifying thing thats happened to you?

What injuries have you had?

Being stranded in an airport with no money because Nationwide changed my card without my knowledge was pretty terrifying! Had to get my parents to wire money to me, that was horrible.

I've never broken any bones so nothing very exciting, but my most exciting scar is one on my hand that I got from a handcuff digging into it :evilgrin: - I was cuffed to a chair at a party and fell backwards off the chair :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

I don't know why I asked Josy and I'll ask you too

Where were you when you heard about 9/11

[Z]

I don't know why I asked Josy and I'll ask you too

Where were you when you heard about 9/11

I was at primary school still and I walked home, came in and remember my mum was doing ironing in the living room watching the TV, crying her eyes out because she thought we were going to go to war and my brother would be enlisted; and me wondering why My Parents Are Aliens wasn't on. I don't think I really understood the significance of 9/11 at the time but I remember that moment very clearly.

[Benjamin]

What will you be wearing to host tonight's show?

[Z]

What will you be wearing to host tonight's show?

A bodybag.

[Benjamin]

Hot! If you could live in one country for a year, which one would it be and why?

[Z]

Hot! If you could live in one country for a year, which one would it be and why?

Definitely not Germany. :bawling: I'd go somewhere English speaking next time :laugh: probably Canada!

[thesheriff443]

have you ever given a lap dance

[Z]

have you ever given a lap dance

No (t yet)

[Tom4784]

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?! s0b.

[Benjamin]

What would be your ideal wedding?