TiBB's Hotseat 2012: Nathan

[Benjamin]

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

Back into the seat for a second run, we have the winner of Most Loved 6, it's:


Nathan


How does it feel to have won ML6, become the top mod and keep Marc from the crown?

[Vicky.]

How many poos do you have on avarage every week?

[Marc]

Nathan do you like taking a big dump?

[Jords]

How do you feel winning ML6?

/predictable

[Black Dagger]

Chicken and Chips... good combination?

[Doogle]

Why aren't you ginger?

What is it about me that reminds you of Example?

Why isn't Example ginger?

[Shaun]

do you think securing the Latino vote with your cover of Los Del Rio's "Macarena" improved your chances of winning?

[Marc]

when did you last think of vicky when tuggging yourself

[Black Dagger]

If you could have sex with a ginger, would you?

[King Gizzard]

I didn't even apply :joker:

It should be you cus you're leaving soon

[Jords]

What does your poo smell of?

[Black Dagger]

If you could punch a ginger in the face and get away with it, would you? and if you could, would it be Marc you hit?

[Jords]

If you had to dyeyour hair pink or green what colour would it be?

[Mystic Mock]

Did you have a feeling that you would win ML6?

[Marc]

When you poo, do you lean forward a little? or do you just sit back and relax it out

[Jords]

Would you rather be stung by a bee or jellyfish?

[Jords]

Is your real name Mohammed?

[Benjamin]

I didn't even apply :joker:

It should be you cus you're leaving soon

You won ML6, now hush down and answer those questions or I'll set Scott on you. :idc:

[Jords]

Would you do a skydive with a toad on your back?

[Harry!]

Ginger Geri, Ginger Ed or Ginger Marc?

[Jords]

What is your 'toilet face' like when somebody enters the bathroom whilre you are doing a big poo?

[Vicky.]

have you ever sneezed and snotted all over someone on a bus?

[Jords]

Top 3 Foals tracks?

[Z]

How long have you been straight edge for?

[Jords]

To what extent do you think Vicky is disgusting?

[Doogle]

What is your favourite thing about Marc's fecal matter

[Z]

Could you critically analyse the relationship between Shaun and Jords for me?

[Vicky.]

Would you eat marcs poo if he paid you £1 million to do so?

[Vicky.]

If yes, even if it was runny?

If no, for £10 million?

[Marc]

Do you have a dildo

[Doogle]

Why can't Vicky spell?

[Marc]

Do you think Vicky should name her child after you?

[Vicky.]

Why is doogle picking on me? :sad:

[Doogle]

Snog marry avoid:
Kizzy, Jedward Fever, Marc's poo

[Marc]

Why is doogle picking on me? :sad:

Cos he looks like example

[bbfan1991]

What is your best Villa moment?

Are there any members you have clashed with regularly?

What things do you want to do next, whether it be career, travelling wise etc?

[Benjamin]

How many wanks do you have in a week?

[Mystic Mock]

Snog marry avoid:
Kizzy, Jedward Fever, Marc's poo

Come on how am I suppose to compete with Marc's poo?:joker:

[Jords]

What do you think about when you do a poo?

[Doogle]

How many wanks do you have in a week?
& how many of which are over Marc?

[Marc]

Snog marry avoid:
Kizzy, Jedward Fever, Marc's poo


Snog my poo!

[Shaun]

Could you critically analyse the relationship between Shaun and Jords for me?

:rolleyes: stop reading the Daily TiBBor - it's all nonsense.

Nathan, would you hack the phone of a gerbil?

[Jords]

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Nathan do you like taking a big dump?

Not really

How do you feel winning ML6?


/predictable

Alright I suppose

Chicken and Chips... good combination?

Don't like chicken on the bone

Why aren't you ginger?

What is it about me that reminds you of Example?

Why isn't Example ginger?

1. You'll have to ask Dez and Judy that
2. Your musical ability
3. Because he's not a relative of marc
How many poos do you have on avarage every week?

Well isn't this a lovely question

do you think securing the Latino vote with your cover of Los Del Rio's "Macarena" improved your chances of winning?

Possibly although recent reports suggest it was because pictures of me leaked on the internet

[Harry!]

What is your fave toilet roll colour?

[King Gizzard]

all poo questions are now ignored

[bbfan1991]

Which females would you Marry, Snog or Avoid?

[Benjamin]

If you had to take 5 members poo with you to a desert island who's would you take and why?

[Doogle]

How long does it take you on average to have a piss?

[Maia]

If you had to perform an autopsy on a live badger for £1,000,000 would you say yes?

[Jords]

What colour would you describe your piss as?

[Vicky.]

Have you ever had flourescent yellow piss?

[Doogle]

Urine trouble now, Nathan

[Bollo]

Would you rather:

1. Never eat cabbage again
2. Wear hula hoops on your fingers for the rest of your life

[mrlecturer]

Thou shall not?

[Jords]

Urine trouble now, Nathan

:joker:

[Marc]

Is it true that once when fondling yourself, Casper the ghost came out of your penis and made you poo yourself

[Benjamin]

all poo questions are now ignored

Look you ungrateful bitch, we voted you #1 now answer our ****ing questions about ****!

[King Gizzard]

when did you last think of vicky when tuggging yourself

Tuesday
If you could have sex with a ginger, would you?

Christina Hendricks, so obviously

If you could punch a ginger in the face and get away with it, would you? and if you could, would it be Marc you hit?

Prefer to hit him in the ankle with a sledgehammer

If you had to dyeyour hair pink or green what colour would it be?
Violet

Did you have a feeling that you would win ML6?

Thought I'd be about 8th (no seriously)

Would you rather be stung by a bee or jellyfish?

Jellyfish so I could get niamh to piss on me tbh (by a bee)

Is your real name Mohammed?

how did you know?

Would you do a skydive with a toad on your back?

Too far Jords :/ I can see where you're coming from but everyone knows the risk doing that is far too big

Ginger Geri, Ginger Ed or Ginger Marc?

Don't even know who Ginger ed is, and marc is a slag so Geri

[mrlecturer]

Look you ungrateful bitch, we voted you #1 now answer our ****ing questions about ****!

:joker:

[Doogle]

Is "Rumour Has It" Adele's worst song yet?

[GypsyGoth]

How come you don't have an award for 50k posts? :suspect:

[Maia]

When will the 50k posts award be added?

[Maia]

Who will win The Voice UK?

[bbfan1991]

Did you like the song Stacy's Mom?:D

[Brother Leon]

Sup,fam?

[Black Dagger]

Who will win The Voice UK?

Adam Isaac, do you agree with this Nathan?

[Mystic Mock]

How will Aiden Grimshaw's Is This Love do in the charts?

[Doogle]

What's your club penguin name

[Jords]

Jellyfish so I could get niamh to piss on me tbh (by a bee)






:joker::joker:

[King Gizzard]

just got the washing up to do then i will actually answer these

[Maia]

What is the most dangerous thing you would do for a lifetime supply of yoghurt

[King Gizzard]

What is your 'toilet face' like when somebody enters the bathroom whilre you are doing a big poo?

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have you ever sneezed and snotted all over someone on a bus?

No but I have talked to a man about grapes on a bus before
Top 3 Foals tracks?

**** sake jords :joker:

Blue Blood
Two Steps Twice
Total Life Forever

How long have you been straight edge for?

It's a bit of a joke really, I've just never really drank alcohol/never wanted to do drugs so people started calling me it so I went along with it Lol

To what extent do you think Vicky is disgusting?

If you lined Vicky up in a room with Robert Mugabe and I had to decide which one should be banished to Iceland think I would choose Vicky

[King Gizzard]

What is your favourite thing about Marc's fecal matter

It looks like his hair lololol

Could you critically analyse the relationship between Shaun and Jords for me?

This is a tough one because many people have asked me this on plenty of occasions. Some would start by stating that ever since that night in Bath when they were seen entering a pet store together was why this whole thing started..although I've had it confirmed to me by ammi that these two have been on and off for 2 years and Jords changed his name to Paul just so on letters they could put Shaul Paul lolseanpaullol. To sum up then, Greg, I think the relationship is strong but it could be better

Would you eat marcs poo if he paid you £1 million to do so?

Daffodyls

Do you have a dildo

No but I do have a table shaped like a loveheart

Why can't Vicky spell?

You didn't know doogle..well er...awkward

Do you think Vicky should name her child after you?

Nah, I think Jeremy would be a good name though


Why is doogle picking on me? :sad:

because he's insecure about his knees

Snog marry avoid:
Kizzy, Jedward Fever, Marc's poo

Well everyone knows about my love affair with kizzy, and we all know jedward fever is going to reveal that he's actually a 32 year old bank receptionist from Surrey in the near future so I would probably marry him, and sorry but I'd ignore Marc's poo no offense :/

What is your best Villa moment?

Are there any members you have clashed with regularly?

What things do you want to do next, whether it be career, travelling wise etc?


1. Don't know why but when we beat Everton 3-2 scoring 2 goals at the end and Ashley Young getting the winner, I celebrated like Scott after he found out he won Most Loved 7

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2. Not really, try and get on with most members and if I want to say something I just hold my tongue, think we all know who I use to not be able to stand though

3. Just have a life basically, I don't care whatever it is, I wouldn't mind going to another country for a bit, might try and hide in ben's suitcase :pipe:

[Vicky.]

Does this utter sexbomb turn you on?

http://www.imgscraps.com/gallery/funny-a8/fat-man-in-box-i273.jpg

[King Gizzard]

How many wanks do you have in a week?

87 then on wednesdays I kind of jirate up again the shed so 88

What do you think about when you do a poo?

Usually just look at the towel on the towel rail and how well they're made



:rolleyes: stop reading the Daily TiBBor - it's all nonsense.

Nathan, would you hack the phone of a gerbil?

What do you take me for? Seriously

What is your fave toilet roll colour?
Burgundy

Which females would you Marry, Snog or Avoid?

I would marry Josy, I would snog a cat and I'd avoid Josy
How long does it take you on average to have a piss?

Roughly 23.842 seconds

If you had to perform an autopsy on a live badger for £1,000,000 would you say yes?

This is a tough one i've been asked plenty of times in the past, perhaps, perhaps not, depends on my mood, depends if the badger looks as me as if I'm a piece of dirt or not

[King Gizzard]

What colour would you describe your piss as?

Purple, got to do something about that

Have you ever had flourescent yellow piss?

Yeah when MissKittyFantastico force fed me a glowstick :/

Would you rather:

1. Never eat cabbage again
2. Wear hula hoops on your fingers for the rest of your life

Are you deliberately trying to make me cry...hula hoops no question

Thou shall not?

Wear colourful chinos and look like a berk
Is it true that once when fondling yourself, Casper the ghost came out of your penis and made you poo yourself

Completely fabricated story that I'm denying via the courts :x

Is "Rumour Has It" Adele's worst song yet?

Never even heard it

How come you don't have an award for 50k posts? :suspect:

Because James is trolling me

When will the 50k posts award be added?

Probably along with the 60k at this rate

Who will win The Voice UK?

Laura White

Did you like the song Stacy's Mom?:D

Nearly as much as I like Karls mum

[King Gizzard]

Sup,fam?

alright big man did you see that butterz girl last night? what a bumberclart

Adam Isaac, do you agree with this Nathan?

Don't even know who that is

How will Aiden Grimshaw's Is This Love do in the charts?

Will top the charts and go platinum

What's your club penguin name

NKH2k9WozEre

What is the most dangerous thing you would do for a lifetime supply of yoghurt

Tribal dance around a lion while wearing a suit made out of bacon

Does this utter sexbomb turn you on?

http://www.imgscraps.com/gallery/funny-a8/fat-man-in-box-i273.jpg

It's my dad, bit awkward :/

[Josy]

Do you like yogurt?

[King Gizzard]

Do you like yogurt?

yes, ate another 18 tonight :pipe:

[Josy]

What is your preferred flavour?

[King Gizzard]

What is your preferred flavour?

strawberry although petit filous all taste the same

[Kate!]

What really goes on in Tibb Towers?

Most depraved Mod?

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Winnie the Pooh or Eeyore?

If you acquired a pet Badger, what would you call it? What would it wear?

[Bollo]

Would you rather

1. Have to eat all food (including soup and yoghurt) with chopsticks
2. Have to drink all beverages out of a bucket (no straws allowed)

[Mystic Mock]

What would you say is your strongest quality?

[King Gizzard]

What really goes on in Tibb Towers?

Most depraved Mod?

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Winnie the Pooh or Eeyore?

If you acquired a pet Badger, what would you call it? What would it wear?

1. No one really posts, except Josy who just posts loads of pictures of otters :/ (loads of boring stuff like 'james add this icon!')

2. Yes and I got burnt, never again

3. Bit gutted Tigger wasn't included :'(, Winnie in that case, Eeyore is just pathetic

4. I would call it kate and I would make it wear dungarees and a beret

[King Gizzard]

Would you rather

1. Have to eat all food (including soup and yoghurt) with chopsticks
2. Have to drink all beverages out of a bucket (no straws allowed)

Bucket, as long as it was a clean bucket :suspect:


What would you say is your strongest quality?

Would like to think I can get on with just about everyone and difuse situations if it gets out of hand, but that's probably nearly the opposite of what I actually am

[Bollo]

Egg Pie or Fish Sticks?

[King Gizzard]

Don't really like the sound of either of those combinations, do you have mince and onion pie?

[Bollo]

You can have a broccoli cake instead...

http://media-cache1.pinterest.com/upload/152348399864716929_rEkrJVNR_b.jpg

[King Gizzard]

lovely

[Ramsay]

y u so sxc?

[King Gizzard]

Hours and hours of hard work

[lostalex]

i'm hungry.

[mrlecturer]

is that code?

[Mystic Mock]

Which singer would you rather listen to in a concert between Justin Bieber and One Direction?

[King Gizzard]

The Bieb..at least he has some sort of talent

[Josy]

Favourite football player?

What is the most yogurts you have ever ate in one day?

Briefs or boxers?

Favourite Trainers?

Favourite song from a movie?

Can you describe an atom?

What is your favorite colour?

[Black Dagger]

Bucket, as long as it was a clean bucket :suspect:




Would like to think I can get on with just about everyone and difuse situations if it gets out of hand, but that's probably nearly the opposite of what I actually am

What if it was Josy's bucket?

[King Gizzard]

Favourite football player?

What is the most yogurts you have ever ate in one day?

Briefs or boxers?

Favourite Trainers?

Favourite song from a movie?

Can you describe an atom?

What is your favorite colour?

1. Currently? Erm...well...er....Carlos Cuellar
2. 24 I think
3. Boxers
4. Classic nikes you know like the dunks
5. as in soundtrackwise..Now We Are Free - Hans Zimmer
6. An atom is when you split Mollie and Pixie up and there's a chemical reaction and it rains alot
7. Purple, not even embaressed to admit I love it

What if it was Josy's bucket?

Not sure I could handle drinking 29439843 litres at once /trolololol

[Niamh.]

Now you've been voted Most Loved member, do you feel you've reached your peak and what great things can we expect to see from you in the future?

[Ramsay]

as the winner of most loved, do you eat the crust off toast?

[King Gizzard]

Now you've been voted Most Loved member, do you feel you've reached your peak and what great things can we expect to see from you in the future?

lol I know I won't win anything else now that's for sure, i've been 1st in 3 things in a row now

I'm planning a gimmick change in which I become a middle aged Jamaican man

[Ramsay]

i thought thats been your gimmick since you joined:joker:

[Niamh.]

lol I know I won't win anything else now that's for sure, i've been 1st in 3 things in a row now

I'm planning a gimmick change in which I become a middle aged Jamaican man

Very interesting, I'll look forward to that :pipe:

[Benjamin]

Will you be running for TiBB Homecoming Queen now?

[King Gizzard]

No doubt about it