Why are gay men obsessed with breasts?

[Vicky.]

OK I dont get why ANY man is obsessed with breasts..but even more so gay ones.

I realise it wont be EVERY gay man...but the majority of my gay mates are constantly groping/staring at boobs :suspect:

Whats so great about them?

[Benjamin]

Chest Melons and Blouse Bunnies. :love:


-imagines Vicky's boobs-

http://floppingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/man-boobs.jpg

[Vicky.]

Ew. I'm already feeling a little rough and that really did not help :bored:

[Benjamin]

Sorry.

-stops posting photos of Vicky-

[Black Dagger]

Well, I don't fit this criteria.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Well, I don't fit this criteria.

[2]

[Vicky.]

Hmm. Maybe my mates are not really gay and are just saying it so they get away with groping females :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes vicky that'll be it

[Niamh.]

Hmm. Maybe my mates are not really gay and are just saying it so they get away with groping females :suspect:

Do they also tell you that you could be the one to turn them and having sex with you is the only way to find out? :suspect:

[Vicky.]

Do they also tell you that you could be the one to turn them and having sex with you is the only way to find out? :suspect:

No, but its rarely me they grope because they generally get a slap for it :laugh:

[Benjamin]

No boobs are fun. You can hit one and watch it knock the other, a bit like those balls.


Edit: A newtons cradle is what I was referring to.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Newtons_cradle.gif

[Niamh.]

No boobs are fun. You can hit one and watch it knock the other, a bit like those balls.


Edit: A newtons cradle is what I was referring to.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/Newtons_cradle.gif

Sure you were Ben :pipe:

[Vicky.]

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Sure you were Ben :pipe:

I was. :hmph:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wish i had 5 boobs

[Benjamin]

wish i had 5 boobs

Would you jiggle them all day long?

[michael21]

Hmm. Maybe my mates are not really gay and are just saying it so they get away with groping females :suspect:

:nono: you should be asking why your female friends let them :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yes and i would decorate each of them as a different spice girl

[Shaun]

breasts are amazing

[michael21]

breasts are amazing

your ant :hmph::pipe::idc:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

is your aunt the new yo momma or something

yo aunt so fat her cereal bowl come with its own life guard

[Niamh.]

is your aunt the new yo momma or something

yo aunt so fat her cereal bowl come with its own life guard

:laugh2:

Yo aunt so fat she fell in love and broke it

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yo aunt so ugly she made an onion cry

[Niall]

Well, I don't fit this criteria.

[3]

I think they're vile.

[Benjamin]

yo aunt so ugly she made an onion cry

:joker:

[arista]

Hmm. Maybe my mates are not really gay and are just saying it so they get away with groping females :suspect:


Yes they could also be Bi

[Princess]

My two gay gay friends seem a bit scared of boobs.

[Marc]

Haha cos they want them themselves?

No?

I dunno.