What do you call your, erm, bits?

[Benjamin]

Here we go, today's random thread from me.

What do you call your bits and the opposite genders bits?


I call it my cock, and for ladies I call it their vagina/gash. For breasts I often refer to them as chest melons or blouse bunnies.

[Ramsay]

cock,vaj,tits

[Ramsay]

blouse bunnies:joker::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Dick for guys, vagina for women, and boobs for the big guns lol.

I didn't know how to word it at the end lol.

[Vicky.]

OMFG @ gash :bored:

[arista]

Here we go, today's random thread from me.

What do you call your bits and the opposite genders bits?


I call it my cock, and for ladies I call it their vagina/gash. For breasts I often refer to them as chest melons or blouse bunnies.


Typical of You.

[Black Dagger]

Pole (why), lady garden, boobies.

[MTVN]

Cock, tits, dunno about vagina, all the words for it sound strange to me

[arista]

OMFG @ gash :bored:


Yes My Tongue does not Enter a gash

[Livia]

It directly depends who I'm with and what we're doing.

I do call my boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley though.

[Benjamin]

Yes My Tongue does not Enter a gash


:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

It directly depends who I'm with and what we're doing.

I do call my boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley though.

:laugh2:

[Ammi]

erm ok..this is all very interesting :pipe:

[Firewire]

Cock
Vagina
Boobs/Tits (In my head I say tits but I'm not sure what I say out loud, I think I say boobs)

[Boothy]

Knob, Fanny, Tits.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i call my dick pinkmichk

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-needs help with this pinkmichk obsession, has never even spoken to the woman-

[LaLaLand]

When I was a kid

Men: Womby
Women: Minny

Now it's just foof, tits and tallywacker.

[Mystic Mock]

Tallywacker lol?

[Doogle]

Penis, vagina, boobs

[Kazanne]

Wilbert for men
Mary for ladies and
boobs for the obvious

[LemonJam]

blue veined custard chucker

[Niamh.]

blue veined custard chucker

wonderful :pipe:

[Marc]

Knob

[Shaun]

Penis, vag., tits.

[mrlecturer]

Coke, Fanny, Pussycat.

[Glenn.]

Dick, Minge, Tits.

[Redway]

I can't - the swear filter's on. :idc:

[thesheriff443]

my wonker bar

[mizzy25]

mary ann or lady garden
boobs
willie

when we were kids my mates mam called a willie a fufu i think it was and a mary ann a gi gi lol

[King Gizzard]

Best name for breasts is norks

[King Gizzard]

There are actually no nice words for the vagina

[King Gizzard]

:|

[Benjamin]

Cunny. :joker:

[thesheriff443]

Cunny. :joker:

you dont know what your missing ben.:joker:

[Benjamin]

I've never heard it called that before. I have plenty of names for it, but never heard Cunny. :pipe:

[King Gizzard]

Sounds like an australian name for a criminal

[thesheriff443]

what about snatch

[Me. I Am Salman]

I call it my love gun :3

joke

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Vagina = Line

[Benjamin]

what about snatch

That word is amazing.

[thesheriff443]

yea i love snatch.lol

[Jords]

Dick
Pussy
Tits

[Kizzy]

widgie tuppence and diddies

[Jack_]

Dick/cock
Pussy (too much porn), or if I'm being particularly vulgar, good old fashioned '*****'
Tits

Sometimes use 'rat' for vagina just for the lols, i.e 'get your rat out'

[Niamh.]

Dick/cock
Pussy (too much porn), or if I'm being particularly vulgar, good old fashioned '*****'
Tits

Sometimes use 'rat' for vagina just for the lols, i.e 'get your rat out'

:nono:

Fanjeeta, boobs, Mickey

[Glenn.]

I like the word gash :love:

[Benjamin]

:nono:

Fanjeeta, boobs, Mickey

Mickey? :conf2:

[Jords]

**** is a horrible word for a vaj :joker:

My favourite is snatch but I dont really say it tbh

[Jack_]

:nono:

Fanjeeta, boobs, Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey (huff huff), hey Mickey (huff huff)

That. Is. Amazing.

[Glenn.]

After Inbetweeners everyone I knew started calling minge, Clunge. :bored:

That is disgusting.

[Niamh.]

Mickey? :conf2:

I think it's an Irish thing, it was really funny at Stephen Gatleys funeral Keith Duffy was speaking about him and how he loved Disney and he said that he loved Mickey then got a bit flustered and changed the subject :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey (huff huff), hey Mickey (huff huff)

That. Is. Amazing.

:laugh:

[Firewire]

i like vajayjay too

[Black Dagger]

I thought at least somebody else would call it their pole :sad:

/mess

[Jords]

Actually that makes sense Niamh because I know girls who call their fanny their minnie so micky would enter minnie :amazed:

/childhoodruined