Shopkeeper 'dies after having testicles squeezed over parking feud'

[bbfan1991]

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A Chinese shopkeeper has reportedly died after having his testicles squeezed over an argument.

The Australian Telegraph reports that the victim was attacked by a scooter rider who was making the school run to pick up her child from a primary school in Meilan District, Haikou City.

According to eyewitnesses, the 42-year-old told the unidentified woman that she was not permitted to park her vehicle in front of his store.

Following a "violent fist fight", the woman made a lunge at the man's crotch, leading to his collapse and death.

Dr Irwin Goldstein told TNT magazine that the shopkeeper may well have suffered cardiac arrest.

Goldstein explained: "The testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs.

"Testicular pain is referred to the lower abdomen, mesenteric plexus, and causes men to stop abruptly what they are doing, lie on the ground, close their eyes and bend their knees."

The specialist added: "A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing."

[Kate!]

omg :shocked:

[Mystic Mock]

Whoa that's wrong in so many ways.

[joeysteele]

What a tragedy.

[bbfan1991]

RIP, that must have hurt:(:eek:.

[Omah]

The most appropriate punishment for the pepetrator would probably be impalement ..... :idc:

[Marc]

erm... wow

[Marc]

that's bloody weird

[Pyramid*]

The moral of the story? Never mess with an angry Ozzie woman.

[Me. I Am Salman]

That's worse than being kicked in the balls, the pain is just unbearable I feel so much empathy for this guy.

[Me. I Am Salman]

The moral of the story? Never mess with an angry Ozzie woman.

No she's not she's Chinese...

[mrlecturer]

The specialist added: "A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing."

Scott, are you reading this?

[Jords]

Made me feel a bit sick tbh

Bitch better get locked up.

[Pyramid*]

No she's not she's Chinese...

The male shopkeeper was Chinese.

The woman is unidentified: I've given her an assumed Ozzie status. ;)

[Pyramid*]

The specialist added: "A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing."

Scott, are you reading this?
:laugh3:

[Redway]

These news stories just get weirder and weirder by the second, don't they? My deepest consolences to his family, though, in a. Must have really hurt. Hopefully, this should should teach a lesson to all the wankers who think randomly squeezing people's balls is some light-hearted piss take: it isn't as 'safe' and 'fun' as some make out.

[Pyramid*]

These news stories just get weirder and weirder by the second, don't they? My deepest consolences to his family, though, in a. Must have really hurt. Hopefully, this should should teach a lesson to all the wankers who think randomly squeezing people's balls is some light-hearted piss take: it isn't as 'safe' and 'fun' as some make out.




A Chinese shopkeeper has reportedly died after having his testicles squeezed over an argument.

The Australian Telegraph reports that the victim was attacked by a scooter rider who was making the school run to pick up her child from a primary school in Meilan District, Haikou City.

According to eyewitnesses, the 42-year-old told the unidentified woman that she was not permitted to park her vehicle in front of his store.

Following a "violent fist fight", the woman made a lunge at the man's crotch, leading to his collapse and death.

Dr Irwin Goldstein told TNT magazine that the shopkeeper may well have suffered cardiac arrest.

Goldstein explained: "The testicles are exquisitely sensitive to touch and there is a huge release of adrenalin when there is excessive force applied to these organs.

"Testicular pain is referred to the lower abdomen, mesenteric plexus, and causes men to stop abruptly what they are doing, lie on the ground, close their eyes and bend their knees."

The specialist added: "A heart attack could certainly result from severe testicular pain from squeezing."

See the parts I've put in bold.

It doesn't say who started the fist fight....for all we know, the male shopkeeper could have started the physical violence and that was her way of defending herself.

[Ramsay]

lol!!!

[Redway]

See the parts I've put in bold.

It doesn't say who started the fist fight....for all we know, the male shopkeeper could have started the physical violence and that was her way of defending herself.

I know, but I mean people who randomly go around squeezing people's balls for 'fun', particularly in secondary schools. The consequences are clearly very severe.

[Pyramid*]

I know, but I mean people who randomly go around squeezing people's balls for 'fun', particularly in secondary schools. The consequences are clearly very severe.

Who said it was 'random'. Perhaps he lifted angry fists to her when she wouldn't move...... we don't know the full story.

[Omah]

The moral of the story? Never mess with an angry Ozzie woman.

No she's not she's Chinese...

The male shopkeeper was Chinese.

The woman is unidentified: I've given her an assumed Ozzie status. ;)

The incident took place in Meilan District, Haikou City

Hǎikǒu (Chinese: 海口), is the capital and most populous city of Hainan province, People's Republic of China.

[Redway]

Who said it was 'random'. Perhaps he lifted angry fists to her when she wouldn't move...... we don't know the full story.

No, I'm on about people in schools and that, because a lot of people do get involved in that sort of thing when it can kill.

[Pyramid*]

No, I'm on about people in schools and that, because a lot of people do get involved in that sort of thing when it can kill.

This involved a grown man, and a 42 year old woman. I kinda suspect it's been a while since they've been in school.

[Omah]

This involved a grown man, and a 42 year old woman.
Not only but also :

The 41-year-old woman tried to park her scooter in front of the 42-year-old man's shop so she could pick up her child from primary school in Haikou City, Hainan, China News 24 reported.

When he refused to let her park, a verbal argument escalated into a brawl, with the woman's husband and brother coming to help her.

The woman then grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed on the ground.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8458634/chinese-man-dies-after-testicle-squeeze

[Pyramid*]

The incident took place in Meilan District, Haikou City

Hǎikǒu (Chinese: 海口), is the capital and most populous city of Hainan province, People's Republic of China.

And? Are you saying that only Chinese people ever enter that particular area?

[Omah]

And? Are you saying that only Chinese people ever enter that particular area?

No ..... :nono:

But it seems likely, given the island's location and these photos of the incident :

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/thread-744542-1-1.html

[Redway]

This involved a grown man, and a 42 year old woman. I kinda suspect it's been a while since they've been in school.

You're missing my point. I'm not on about the pair in China - I'm talking about those who are currently in school and squeeze people for a piss about, not the Chinese two.

[Benjamin]

What a horrible article, made me cringe.

[Pyramid*]

You're missing my point. I'm not on about the pair in China - I'm talking about those who are currently in school and squeeze people for a piss about, not the Chinese two.

You are missing the point. It's about fully developed adults behaving in such a manner....not school children.


I'm not entirely sure I'd have the balls to do that to a man (pun intended), unless severely provoked and knew I could run away fast enough ! :bigsmile:

[Vanessa]

Omg! That's terrible! :bawling: