TiBB's Hotseat 2012: Smithy

[Benjamin]

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

This time in the seat is the crazed Gaga fanatic:


Smithy


What would you do if Gaga quit making music?

[Marc]

Why is Gaga so s**t

[Benjamin]

What is your favourite style of weave?

[Samuel.]

If you could wear one piece of clothing for the day, what would it be?

[Benjamin]

If you could wear one piece of Samuel's clothing for the day, what would it be?

[mrlecturer]

would you rather have sex with lady gaga or die?

[Benjamin]

Why is Madonna so great?

[Marc]

If you had to make a dress made out of meat, why is gaga so s**t?

[Benjamin]

What was your favourite pokemon and why?

[Samuel.]

If Gaga died tomorrow, and with her last breathes requesting you spend the remainder of May wearing a dress made out of her own flesh, would you?

[Marc]

When playing pokemon red/blue, at the start of the game when you have to pick one of three pokemon, why is gaga so s**t?

[Benjamin]

Do you prefer to just dance or would you rather marry the night?

[Vanessa]

What is your favourite movie? :blush:

[Doogle]

How does it feel to be the only GaGa stan left?

[Kate!]

Are you going to hurt Marc and Doogle for all the Gaga questions?

Edit: forget Doogle part of the question, he only asked one.

[GypsyGoth]

Are you a nudist?

[Z]

Do you have nudes online

[Ninastar]

can i have some nudes?

[Ninastar]

why havent you replied to anything yet?

[Josy]

Favourite colour?

What is your opinion on garden gnomes?

McDonalds or Burger King?

If you could go meet Lady Gaga in person for a one to one converation or have chinese meals free every day for a year what would you choose?

Favourite actor/actress?

[Smithy]

omg ah/

[Smithy]

Josy why is there a venonat in your sig

[Smithy]

wait why have all the mods got pokemon in their sigs

[Ninastar]

we are supposed to be asking questions, not you

[Benjamin]

Answer the questions. :idc:

[Vicky.]

Why do you always seem to be topless in photos/on cam? :suspect:

[Vicky.]

How do you eat so much and not be 40 stone?

[Smithy]

What would you do if Gaga quit making music?

Nothing dramatic i'd just be really bummed out and hope she'd come back soon

Why is Gaga so s**t
She isn't

http://i.imgur.com/XCbTr.gif
What is your favourite style of weave?
idk, urm, that helicopter one was pretty cool
If you could wear one piece of clothing for the day, what would it be?
I have clothes :joker: I normally just wear jeans and a tshirt
If you could wear one piece of Samuel's clothing for the day, what would it be?
idk, samuel, list your clothes and i shall choose something
would you rather have sex with lady gaga or die?
have sex with gaga obv, who would rather die :conf2:
Why is Madonna so great?
Because she was the first woman to do it, to push the boundaries of what was expected and excepted by the public, she's definitely lost it now though, just listen to her new album http://gagadaily.com/public/style_emoticons/default/sick.gif
If you had to make a dress made out of meat, why is gaga so s**t?
She isn't

http://i.imgur.com/XCbTr.gif
What was your favourite pokemon and why?
Articuno was pretty fierce

If Gaga died tomorrow, and with her last breathes requesting you spend the remainder of May wearing a dress made out of her own flesh, would you?
No, Im not craycray
When playing pokemon red/blue, at the start of the game when you have to pick one of three pokemon, why is gaga so s**t?
She isn't

http://i.imgur.com/XCbTr.gif
Do you prefer to just dance or would you rather marry the night?
Just Dance, because I don't know how to marry a time of day :suspect:
What is your favourite movie? :blush:
Kill Bill 2 :love:
How does it feel to be the only GaGa stan left?
I'm not :hmph:
Are you going to hurt Marc and Doogle for all the Gaga questions?

Edit: forget Doogle part of the question, he only asked one.
no, but they're both coming out of my most loved top 10 :hmph:
Are you a nudist?
no
Do you have nudes online
no
can i have some nudes?
yes, but they won't be mine
why havent you replied to anything yet?
because i wasn't online
Favourite colour?
Navy Blue
What is your opinion on garden gnomes?

I think they're creepy, idk why anyone would want one
McDonalds or Burger King?
Mcdonalds
If you could go meet Lady Gaga in person for a one to one converation or have chinese meals free every day for a year what would you choose?
the one on one
Favourite actor/actress?
I don't really think I have one :suspect: I'll say Jennifer Lawrence coz she was amazing in THG and was nominated for an Oscar in winters bone, but is ridiculously down to earth :love:

[Smithy]

we are supposed to be asking questions, not you

Answer the questions. :idc:
:hmph:
Why do you always seem to be topless in photos/on cam? :suspect:
Because normally we go on cam at like 2am when I'm in bed (and I only wear boxers to bed) and thats normally when I take a picture so thats just how it seems :p
How do you eat so much and not be 40 stone?

idk :joker: I do a lot of exercise, I walk around 10 miles a week (is that a lot for a week?), and I do a lot of lifting at work, because noone else is capable, I try to eat healthy too, so although I eat a lot of crap i eat a lot of healthy stuff too

[Benjamin]

Are you Japanese?

[Smithy]

No :joker:

what a random question

[Benjamin]

Why aren't you Japanese?

[Smithy]

Because I wasn't born in Japan and noone in my family is from Japanese descent

[Ammi]

What's your happiest childhood memory?

I left the dots out specially

[Z]

Why don't you have any nudes?

Are you afraid that Patrick will one up you with an emo hair tanned ft. Pendulum version?

Do you like hugs?

[Z]

What's your happiest childhood memory?

I left the dots out specially

WHAT THE **** WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AMMI :bawling:

[Benjamin]

Do you like Sushi?

[Smithy]

What's your happiest childhood memory?

I left the dots out specially
Probably Christmas a few years ago just before my nan died, the whole family was there and it was just a really good day all round, I laughed so much

and thanks you :love:
Why don't you have any nudes?

Are you afraid that Patrick will one up you with an emo hair tanned ft. Pendulum version?

Do you like hugs?

Because I don't want any nudes :suspect:

not at all

who doesn't like hugs :amazed:
Do you like Sushi?

I have never tried it, so idk, but I don't particularly like fish so i don't think I would

[Benjamin]

Did you know that sushi isn't fish?

[Vanessa]

White or red wine? :)

[Z]

What's your favourite alcoholic drink?

[Benjamin]

How many pairs of socks do you own?

[Smithy]

Did you know that sushi isn't fish?
I knew it had rice and green stuff (thats seaweed) I think thats wrapped around it, but i thought it was predominantly raw fish
White or red wine? :)
Not really a wine drinker, but white >>
What's your favourite alcoholic drink?
Vodka and .......

Can't really go wrong
How many pairs of socks do you own?

a lot, idk how many, my brother keeps nicking them

[Z]

What's your ideal day and night? Please include meals and social life activities

[Kizzy]

Would you eat a toe jam sandwich for £1000?

[Vanessa]

Do you like italian food? :blush:

[Benjamin]

Do Italians love food?

[Benjamin]

Do the French really love their children?

[Niamh.]

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

[Niamh.]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Niamh.]

Where is the love?

[Benjamin]

How old is Niamh?

[Benjamin]

Do you?

[Niamh.]

How happy will we all be once Ben emigrates?

[Benjamin]

Can you sing a rainbow?

[Niamh.]

Where's my jumper?

[Vanessa]

How happy will we all be once Ben emigrates?

:joker:

[Niamh.]

Is this the beginning or is this the end?

[Benjamin]

Do you like potatoes?

[Niamh.]

Is this love or am I dreaming?

[Benjamin]

If you had to take 5 members with you on an exciting space odyssey, how many fish fingers would you be left with?

[Kizzy]

how do you spell missisippi?

[Benjamin]

Call me maybe?

[Benjamin]

Have you ever, ever felt like this, when strange things happen and you're going around the twist?

[Benjamin]

Describe Eritrea in 10 words.

[Kizzy]

If a geordie says, '1 off 8'
do you a) say 7 or b) run away?

[Benjamin]

Have you ever been to Dangsing, Gadaki?

[Kizzy]

How much are 2nd class tickets on the last train to clarksville?

[Benjamin]

What's your view on International Federation of Business and Professional Women?

[Niamh.]

Have you ever, ever felt like this, when strange things happen and you're going around the twist?

OMG I loved that show :amazed:

[Benjamin]

Why is Niamh replying to your questions?


(I also loved that show btw)

[Niamh.]

What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?

[Niamh.]

How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?

[Niamh.]

He was a boy/She was a girl/Can I make it any more obvious?

[Benjamin]

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

[Vicky.]

Would you rather run down a crowded street naked singing 'Im a little teapot' or kill gaga?

(Edit. You would not go to prison for murder, noone would know you did it)

[Niamh.]

Saying "we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast"/ Huh? Yall eat pieces of ****? What's the basis?

[Z]

Do Marry Kill: Niamh, Ben, Vicky?

Marry Marry Marry: me me me?

[Benjamin]

Why did The Never Ending Story end?

[Niamh.]

Baby I'm confused/Well, wasn't that you in my bed? When love finally said good-bye/Where was I?

[Kizzy]

Do you ever listen to watership down and think PUT A DONK ON IT?

[Niamh.]

Are you Johnnie Ray ... Are you Fay Wray ... Are you Stingray ... Are you Jimmy Ray/Who wants to know?/Who wants to know about me?

[Benjamin]

Do you believe in life after love?

[Niamh.]

Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?

[Niamh.]

Why you sleepin' with ya eyes closed?

[Niamh.]

Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash? Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash?

[Niamh.]

Should I stay or should I go now?

[Benjamin]

Do you shake your bum, left and right, ooo, ah ha, dance all night?

[Benjamin]

What are your five favourite things about turnips?

[Niamh.]

Do you remember the first time?

[Niamh.]

Who let the dogs out?

[Niamh.]

Whose your daddy?

[Niamh.]

Who's crying now?

[Niamh.]

What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

[Kizzy]

what would you do with a purple dingaling? a)take it b) leave it?

[michael21]

is the hotseat cold :suspect:

[Niamh.]

Why do fools fall in love?

[Kizzy]

why do golden slumbers always kiss your eyes?

[Benjamin]

Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo, maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo?

[Niall]

Why is grass green?

[Benjamin]

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[Benjamin]

What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?

[Black Dagger]

Every time, they are near?

[Black Dagger]

Why is water wet?

[Kizzy]

what colour are karma chameleons when they are slightly amused?

[Ammi]

Other than Lady Gaga which celebrity would you most like to meet?

If you could have a date with Lady Gaga, where would you take her?

[Benjamin]

If you could poke GaGa (with your finger), where would you poke her?

[Niamh.]

What is your pokerface like?

[bbfan1991]

Have you visited Birmingham and if so, what did you think?:)

[Benjamin]

Do you wish you had a little donkey?

[bbfan1991]

What criticism of Lady Gaga do you find the most annoying from those who dislike her?

[Niall]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if woodchuck could chuck wood?

[bbfan1991]

Spin The Bottle or Twister?

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Would you play kiss chase with Niamh and Scott?

[Smithy]

Oh ma gad this is gonna take forever

[Niamh.]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if woodchuck could chuck wood?

I already asked that :idc:

[Niall]

Why is this going to take forever? http://gagadailyboards.com/images/smilies/tumblr_loau1zzF4o1qk7ytco1_100.png

[Smithy]

What's your ideal day and night? Please include meals and social life activities
Waking up around 10 and having a big fry up, spending the day with my family then going out around 7 for a pizza or something with mates and spending the night at the pub getting merry
Would you eat a toe jam sandwich for £1000?
no
Do you like italian food? :blush:
I suppose, not to keen on spaghetti though
Do Italians love food?
Yes
Do the French really love their children?
No, it's all a big cover up
how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
64
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
a lot

[Benjamin]

Would you dry hump a digestive?

[Smithy]

Where is the love?
I think Claudia stole it
How old is Niamh?
32 in body and mind 74 on tibb
Do you?
do I what
How happy will we all be once Ben emigrates?
idk, it'll vary from person to person but i sense lucas having a breakdown
Can you sing a rainbow?
Im afraid i cannot
Where's my jumper?
I sold it on ebay
Is this the beginning or is this the end?
the middle

[Black Dagger]

I think Claudia stole it

32 in body and mind 74 on tibb

do I what

idk, it'll vary from person to person but i sense lucas having a breakdown

Im afraid i cannot

I sold it on ebay

the middle

Yeah, tears of happiness :tongue:

[Niall]

What has been the best day of your life (so far)?

[Benjamin]

:suspect:

[Smithy]

Do you like potatoes?
Roast and fried yep http://www.desertwalker.com/img/yum1.gif

not to keen on boiled or mashed or jacket
Is this love or am I dreaming?
Its love
If you had to take 5 members with you on an exciting space odyssey, how many fish fingers would you be left with?
5
how do you spell missisippi?
missisippi
Call me maybe?
no x
Have you ever, ever felt like this, when strange things happen and you're going around the twist?
yes :amazed:
Describe Eritrea in 10 words.
Eritrea, is a country in the Horn of Africa init
If a geordie says, '1 off 8'
do you a) say 7 or b) run away?
B
Have you ever been to Dangsing, Gadaki?
I have not
How much are 2nd class tickets on the last train to clarksville?
I don't know, I would recommend you google it

[Niall]

I'll stop after this one: how many times have you been abroad, and where did you go?

[Smithy]

What's your view on International Federation of Business and Professional Women?
Makes me laugh, women in business tehehehehe their place is in the kitchen
What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?
Are you trying to say i've got a fat ass?
How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?
:evilgrin: idk you tell me
He was a boy/She was a girl/Can I make it any more obvious?
Yes, you can.
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Very

[Niamh.]

Why did you spell Mississippi wrong?

[bbfan1991]

If you had to choose a few members from TIBB to play Curby with, who would it be and why?

[Vanessa]

The Voice or The X Factor? :blush:

[Benjamin]

Why do you have Voltorb in your sig?

/troll

[bbfan1991]

Why do you have Voltorb in your sig?

/troll

He wants to evolve into Electrode really:evilgrin:.

[Smithy]

Would you rather run down a crowded street naked singing 'Im a little teapot' or kill gaga?

(Edit. You would not go to prison for murder, noone would know you did it)
Run down the street
Saying "we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast"/ Huh? Yall eat pieces of ****? What's the basis?
Who gave niamh the crack :nono:
Do Marry Kill: Niamh, Ben, Vicky?

Marry Marry Marry: me me me?
Marry Niamh, Kill Ben, idk what you want me to do with vicky
Why did The Never Ending Story end?
Didn't the writer die midway through or something?
Baby I'm confused/Well, wasn't that you in my bed? When love finally said good-bye/Where was I?
Umm, you should read the lyrics your writing -is creeped out by niamh-
Do you ever listen to watership down and think PUT A DONK ON IT?
Almost every hour of every day
Are you Johnnie Ray ... Are you Fay Wray ... Are you Stingray ... Are you Jimmy Ray/Who wants to know?/Who wants to know about me?
I am not Johnnie Ray

[Kizzy]

Why did you spell Mississippi wrong?

http://www.counterfeitchic.com/Images/Magic_Mirror_Evil_Queen_Snow_White.jpg

MUHAHAHAHAHA

[Tom4784]

Why do you hate T-shirts? Were they involved somehow in a traumatic experience when you were young?

[Smithy]

Do you believe in life after love?
Yes
Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed?
Yes, my grandparents changed the lock on the door and gave everyone new keys apart from me and they went out one time and asked me to lock the door but i couldn't because i had keys to the old locks and i panicked and just left it unlocked
Why you sleepin' with ya eyes closed?
Because I'm normal? :suspect:
Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash? Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash?
It's the truth
Should I stay or should I go now?
go plz
Do you shake your bum, left and right, ooo, ah ha, dance all night?
No
What are your five favourite things about turnips?
I don't like turnips so nothing
Do you remember the first time?
Yes

[Smithy]

Who let the dogs out?
Me
Whose your daddy?
Ben is

We're going on Jeremy kyle tomorrow to get a DNA test before he goes to N\
Who's crying now?
me
What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
I don't know
what would you do with a purple dingaling? a)take it b) leave it?
what do you define as a dingaling
is the hotseat cold :suspect:
Yup, my ass is on fire
why do golden slumbers always kiss your eyes?
idk -has never heard that saying before-
Why don't you pop in my Lamborghini Gallardo, maybe go to my place and just kick it like TaeBo?
ok :amazed:
Why is grass green?

Sunlight gives off UV rays, which plants absorb to turn into energy. This energy is called ATP. In order for photosynthesis to occur, ATP must be present. Because light comprises of all the colors of the Visible Light Spectrum, or Rainbow, all colors EXCEPT green are absorbed into the chlorophyll. Green is the color reflected and transmitted back, and that is why we see green in plants. (There's a whole lot more, but that's the basics).

http://i.imgur.com/XCbTr.gif

[Tom4784]

Why do you hate Jews?

[Kizzy]

buzz killer!:bawling:

[michael21]

who better GypsyGoth or Ninastar

[Smithy]

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Old cat lady niamh scared them so they all came to you
What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
idk, punch him in the face and tell him to stop
Every time, they are near?
wat
Why is water wet?

Wetness is here synonymous with 'clingingness' - water wets because it clings. Water, of course, is molecularly H 2 O and this compound of hydrogen and oxygen is electrically neutral. However, there are also in water many free charged hydroxyls (-OH-, negatively charged) and hydrogen ions (H+ positively charged). These charged particles retain the ability to attract other charged particles (with the opposite charge) just as magnets do. In this way they stick or cling, involving other neutral H 2 O molecules at the same time. If water was made up entirely of neutral particles it would not cling, or wet, because the component elements would 'prefer' to stick to each other rather than to make bonds with other substances.

what colour are karma chameleons when they are slightly amused?
green
Other than Lady Gaga which celebrity would you most like to meet?

If you could have a date with Lady Gaga, where would you take her?
omg yay an actual question

Urm probably Jennifer Lawrence, because she's just generally amazing :love:

To an Italian Restaurant
If you could poke GaGa (with your finger), where would you poke her?
In the ass (cheek :nono:)
What is your pokerface like?
Brilliant
Have you visited Birmingham and if so, what did you think?:)
I have never been, but I changed train at the underground station and it was kinda grungy

Do you wish you had a little donkey?
Yes, I would ride it to work

[Benjamin]

What would be your ideal job?

[Kizzy]

If the crowd say bo do you say a) selecta or b) dang a dang a ding dong?

[Smithy]

What criticism of Lady Gaga do you find the most annoying from those who dislike her?
That she's fake or an attention *****, when if you actually listen to her, she's a really intelligent person and speaks a lot of sense

or that she's s**t -glares at marc-
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if woodchuck could chuck wood?
Niamh already asked that you mess
Spin The Bottle or Twister?

:joker:
Twister :evilgrin:
Would you play kiss chase with Niamh and Scott?
No
Why is this going to take forever? http://gagadailyboards.com/images/smilies/tumblr_loau1zzF4o1qk7ytco1_100.png
COZ THERE'S SO MANY QUESTIONS
Would you dry hump a digestive?
No
What has been the best day of your life (so far)?
I'll have to think about this one :suspect:

-will edit later-
I'll stop after this one: how many times have you been abroad, and where did you go?

Urm; Iceland, Greece (Kos), Spain, Turkey, The Canary Islands (4/5 times), Ireland (if that counts) :joker: so yeah, about 9/10 times but all in Europe

[Niamh.]

What do you mean if Ireland counts?............we're not part of the UK :bored:

[michael21]

who better GypsyGoth or Ninastar

this

[Smithy]

Why did you spell Mississippi wrong?
Because I copied and pasted it from Kizzy :bored:
If you had to choose a few members from TIBB to play Curby with, who would it be and why?
-googles curby; is none the wiser-

Niall and Scott because it'd be hilarious watching them kick a ball
The Voice or The X Factor? :blush:
X Factor
Why do you have Voltorb in your sig?

/troll
Some dick put it in there :shrug:
Why do you hate T-shirts? Were they involved somehow in a traumatic experience when you were young?
I was performing on stage one time and this happened

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a7woUsVs1r53h4fo1_250.gif

It took me years to get over it and then the next time i was on stage this happened

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljeexeAZCX1qbq09q.gif

so i've never been near one since
Why do you hate Jews?
dat nose tho
who better GypsyGoth or Ninastar
Neither D:
What would be your ideal job?
Working for the haus http://gagadaily.com/public/style_emoticons/default/flutter.gif
If the crowd say bo do you say a) selecta or b) dang a dang a ding dong?
Selecta

[Tom4784]

What are your thoughts on Namibia?

[Benjamin]

What's your favourite Crayola colour?

[Ammi]

Ok and when you're in that Italian restaurant, Lady Gaga asks you to order for her.
What three courses would you order?

[Smithy]

What do you mean if Ireland counts?............we're not part of the UK :bored:
I can't remember if it was NI or ROI
this
i already answered :nono:
What are your thoughts on Namibia?
It's pretty fierce lol x
What's your favourite Crayola colour?
Jazzberry Jam
Ok and when you're in that Italian restaurant, Lady Gaga asks you to order for her.
What three courses would you order?
First of all i'd tell her to stop being such a lazy bitch :nono:

Then i'd order Minestra di farro coz it sounds kinda posh and i bet she'd be impressed that i could pronounce it

Spaghetti and Meatballs for main, and we'd have a lady and the tramp moment

and a bottle of Jameson for desert

[Jords]

Which has more frogs North or South Korea?

[Jords]

If you became a hamster how many turns of the wheel could you do?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite math sign out of + - x / ?

[Jords]

If somebody mistaked you as Lily Allen would you go along with it?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite tree?

[Jords]

How many melons could you fit in your mouth?

[Jords]

On a scale of 1-10 how scary is LemonJam?

[Jords]

I have a random Oddish in my sig, who put it there? :joker:

[King Gizzard]

What does Jords remind you of

[Jords]

Do you prefer having a wee or poo?

[Smithy]

Which has more frogs North or South Korea?
North
If you became a hamster how many turns of the wheel could you do?
32
Whats your favourite math sign out of + - x / ?
+
If somebody mistaked you as Lily Allen would you go along with it?
Yes, I can probably sing just as well as her
Whats your favourite tree?
Red Wood
How many melons could you fit in your mouth?
half
On a scale of 1-10 how scary is LemonJam?
4
I have a random Oddish in my sig, who put it there? :joker:
Ben
What does Jords remind you of

An oddish

[Jords]

Would you rather change your name to ImABigButchLesbian or ShakeMyTitties?

[Jords]

What do you like on pancakes?

[Smithy]

Do you prefer having a wee or poo?

hmmm, if it's a wee you've been holding in for ages it feels amazing, whereas if it's a big poo, you feel like you've had a big weight lifted from you, toughie, probably a wee coz you don't have to wipe

[Jords]

Who is prettier Scott or M21?

[Benjamin]

can you lick your elbow?

[Jords]

If you were in a desert would you rather have a hot or cold drink?

[Jords]

If I say jump you say how?

[Firewire]

What's your favourite song of all time?

[Jords]

What would you do if I never stopped asking you questions?

[Jords]

If you got reincarnated as Lady Gaga what would you do?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite day of the week?

[Jords]

When I evolve into a Gloom what stone will you give?

[Ninastar]

do I have a pokemon in my sig?

[Jords]

Whats the highest number you have ever counted to?

[Ninastar]

LMAO i knew it.

[Jords]

To what extent are Caitlin and Lickitung similar?

[Jords]

hmmm, if it's a wee you've been holding in for ages it feels amazing, whereas if it's a big poo, you feel like you've had a big weight lifted from you, toughie, probably a wee coz you don't have to wipe

:joker::joker:

[Smithy]

Would you rather change your name to ImABigButchLesbian or ShakeMyTitties?
ShakeMyTitties
What do you like on pancakes?
I don't like pancakes
Who is prettier Scott or M21?
I've never seen M21 so scott
can you lick your elbow?
yep
If you were in a desert would you rather have a hot or cold drink?
Cold
If I say jump you say how?
nope
What's your favourite song of all time?
ahh, Idk, I'm torn between Because of You and Bad Romance
What would you do if I never stopped asking you questions?
I'd answer them all :idc:
If you got reincarnated as Lady Gaga what would you do?
wet myself
Whats your favourite day of the week?
Thursday
When I evolve into a Gloom what stone will you give?
What do you mean what will I give :joker:
do I have a pokemon in my sig?
Yeah, lickitung :evilgrin:
Whats the highest number you have ever counted to?
1 million

http://joeshusterawards.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/dr_evil_one_million_dollars.jpg

[Smithy]

To what extent are Caitlin and Lickitung similar?

The both lick things

[Jords]

What do you mean what will I give :joker:


To evolve again :pipe:

[Jords]

Is the hotseat giving burning your bottom?

[Jords]

Do you pronounce glass, gluh-ass or gluh-arse?

[Jords]

If I owned 5 giraffes, 2 male 3 female, what is the likelihood that the hippo I own will eat me?

[Jords]

Small or big dogs?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite sport?

[Smithy]

To evolve again :pipe:
Oh, urm, nothing :bigsmile:
Is the hotseat giving burning your bottom?
Yes
Do you pronounce glass, gluh-ass or gluh-arse?
Gl-ass
If I owned 5 giraffes, 2 male 3 female, what is the likelihood that the hippo I own will eat me?

Hippos don't eat people, they just kill them, so very slim

[Jords]

Would you rather have eyes at the back of your head or an extra hand?

[Jords]

Peas or sweetcorn?

[Ninastar]

is jords annoying you with all these questions?

[Jords]

Who is the bitch you want to kill?

[Jords]

Is Caitlin annoying you with her presence?

[Jords]

Is 3 really the magic number?

[Jords]

What your opinion on pineapple stew?

[Benjamin]

What shall the next pokemon handed out be?

[Smithy]

Small or big dogs?
Big Dogs
Whats your favourite sport?
Does competitive eating count?
Would you rather have eyes at the back of your head or an extra hand?
An extra hand :evilgrin:
Peas or sweetcorn?
Sweetcorn
is jords annoying you with all these questions?
not at all :pipe:
Who is the bitch you want to kill?
I don't it's Mother Goat that wants to
Is Caitlin annoying you with her presence?
Nope
Is 3 really the magic number?
Yep, 3 wishes from a genie, 3 rubs of a lamp, click your heels 3 times
What your opinion on pineapple stew?
I don't like pipeapple, so it is disgusting
What shall the next pokemon handed out be?
Magicarp and it should be given to scott

[Ninastar]

what pokemon would claudia be?

[Smithy]

Chansey

[Jordan.]

Why is Bad Kids the best song from BTW? http://badmediakarma.com/public/style_emoticons/default/hyper.gif

[Smithy]

Why is Bad Kids the best song from BTW? http://badmediakarma.com/public/style_emoticons/default/hyper.gif

It's not

http://i.imgur.com/APFhv.jpg

[Benjamin]

Can you bite your ear?

[Smithy]

i cannot, but i can bite yours if youd like

[Smithy]

that sounds so wrong :joker:

[Benjamin]

:conf2:


Have you always been a pervert?

[Smithy]

no, i think i caught it off of scot

[Benjamin]

What brand of shampoo is your favourite?

[Smithy]

I don't really have one, my shower gel acts as shampoo too, but i got some lime one last week coz it smelt like limes and now my hair smells like limes too :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

Which has been your fave question so far?

[Smithy]

they have all been amazing claudia, please don't make me (read through them all again and) choose

[Benjamin]

Go to page #341 of chat and games and find the most interesting post in one of the threads on that page. What is that post?

[Smithy]

there's only 325 pages of C&G :conf2:

[GypsyGoth]

they have all been amazing claudia, please don't make me (read through them all again and) choose

:laugh2:

That answer will do thanks :love:

[Benjamin]

there's only 325 pages of C&G :conf2:

I forget I still have all deleted threads. Ok, Pg 147.

[Smithy]

arista you want me. i can feel the sexual tension

:hugesmile:

[Bollo]

Would you rather be made of Diamonds or Titanium?

[Smithy]

Diamonds :amazed: that woman in First Class was so fierce

[michael21]

what 34+22+86+96+34+72+67=

[Bollo]

Would you rather..

1. Eat a bee
2. Snort two Daddy Long Legs

?

[Smithy]

what 34+22+86+96+34+72+67=
411
Would you rather..

1. Eat a bee
2. Snort two Daddy Long Legs

?

D:

Eat a bee probably

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what is your favorite track from mommb hehehee he

[Josy]

Lady Gaga or The Hunger Games?

[Vanessa]

What's your favourite pokemon? :amazed:

[Smithy]

what is your favorite track from mommb hehehee he
-listens to it again-

Lady Gaga or The Hunger Games?
GaGa
What's your favourite pokemon? :amazed:

Someone already asked that :suspect: I said Articuno, but there was loads of amaze ones

[Josy]

What is your opinion on cabbages?

[Smithy]

Green > White and I like it with a sunday dinner

[Vanessa]

Do you like going to the cinema? :pipe:

[Smithy]

Who doesn't :pipe:

[Josy]

Why didnt you use quote when you replied to my message?

How was I supposed to know you were replying to me?

Do you think i'm psychic?

If you could pick one forum member to survive the apocalypse with you who would it be? you can only choose one though.

[Smithy]

Why didnt you use quote when you replied to my message?
Coz yours was the last post
How was I supposed to know you were replying to me?
who else would i be talking too
Do you think i'm psychic?
maybe :suspect:

If you could pick one forum member to survive the apocalypse with you who would it be? you can only choose one though.

probably kathyisasexybitch because she's such a sexy bitch

[Benjamin]

arista you want me. i can feel the sexual tension


:hugesmile:

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Favourite style of pasta?

[Niall]

Favourite fruit?

[GypsyGoth]

Chansey

:nono:

Chansey looks like one of the worst ones ever.


Anyway my question is; can you lick your elbow?

[Josy]

Do you like tea?

[michael21]

Do you like tea?

milk 2 surges

[Smithy]

Favourite style of pasta?
Lasagne :love:
Favourite fruit?
Hmmmm probably strawberrys
:nono:

Chansey looks like one of the worst ones ever.


Anyway my question is; can you lick your elbow?
I meant coz you're all loving and nice :hmph:

yes i can
Do you like tea?
I suppose, I don't drink it that often though, milk no sugar and gotta have biscuits to dip in it :love:

[michael21]

what was the last thing you watch on TV

[Smithy]

I am currently watching Britain Unzipped

[GypsyGoth]

I meant coz you're all loving and nice :hmph:


Ok, thanks then :love:

[Harry!]

Would you ever want to see Madonna in concert?

[Benjamin]

What's your favourite thing in a first aid kit?

[Smithy]

Would you ever want to see Madonna in concert?
I wouldn't say I'd want to go, but if someone said do you want to come free of charge etc, i'd probably go

What's your favourite thing in a first aid kit?
Paracetamol :love: