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An 88 year-old man/woman invites you to spend the weekend with them as their lover. In return you will inherit their entire estate worth a small fortune. Would you accept their invitation?
InOne
03-05-2012, 09:41 PM
By 'lover' do you mean intercourse?
Doogle
03-05-2012, 09:41 PM
Considering I'm 14, I'll pass on this one.
Whatever they want you to do you have to do it.
Vicky.
03-05-2012, 09:42 PM
Something makes me think josys neighbour has propositioned her recently :suspect:
King Gizzard
03-05-2012, 09:44 PM
Funny you should say that, Niamh and her bloke asked me this exact same question last week
Benjamin
03-05-2012, 09:44 PM
I've probably slept with worse for less, so yes, I would.
Mrluvaluva
03-05-2012, 09:44 PM
I don't actually think I could do that tbh.
michael21
03-05-2012, 09:44 PM
there was a story i think in the sun saying about girl at uni joining a site where there have sugar-Daddies to paid they University Education
have you join one Josy :suspect:
Smithy
03-05-2012, 09:45 PM
That isn't a dilemma that's just creepy and wrong
GypsyGoth
03-05-2012, 09:46 PM
I'd kill the old man/woman.
Livia
03-05-2012, 09:46 PM
I'd have to see a breakdown of the figures and a copy of the will, and be able to enter my own set of clauses... and then... probably.
michael21
03-05-2012, 09:47 PM
I'd kill the old man/woman.
what with your sex moves :shocked:
thesheriff443
03-05-2012, 09:47 PM
I'd have to see a breakdown of the figures and a copy of the will, and be able to enter my own set of clauses... and then... probably.
you should run it by a lawyer.:joker:
King Gizzard
03-05-2012, 09:47 PM
Claudia that is the second time tonight you've said you will kill someone
Livia
03-05-2012, 09:48 PM
you should run it by a lawyer.:joker:
I am a lawyer. See the money I've saved already?
Mrluvaluva
03-05-2012, 09:49 PM
It's easier for women though. You don't have anything that requires turning hard. :laugh:
thesheriff443
03-05-2012, 09:50 PM
I am a lawyer. See the money I've saved already?
i know you are.:joker:
Ramsay
03-05-2012, 09:50 PM
Yes.
King Gizzard
03-05-2012, 09:51 PM
Karl that is the first time i've ever seen you use a full stop
What's happened?
GypsyGoth
03-05-2012, 09:51 PM
what with your sex moves :shocked:
Eww no.
Claudia that is the second time tonight you've said you will kill someone
Yep, I'm hoping I can do it at least once more :D
Livia
03-05-2012, 09:52 PM
i know you are.:joker:
I could draw up the will myself and charge them... Actually this is looking more lucrative as it goes on. Lawyers have no shame anyway, as you probably know.
King Gizzard
03-05-2012, 09:53 PM
That is the second time I've used that is to open a post in this thread that is
Ramsay
03-05-2012, 09:53 PM
Karl that is the first time i've ever seen you use a full stop
What's happened?
:joker:
thesheriff443
03-05-2012, 09:55 PM
:joker:I could draw up the will myself and charge them... Actually this is looking more lucrative as it goes on. Lawyers have no shame anyway, as you probably know.
i do,
im still looking for a good one.lol
Livia
03-05-2012, 09:57 PM
:joker:
i do,
im still looking for a good one.lol
If you find a good one, shoot him before he goes bad.
thesheriff443
03-05-2012, 09:58 PM
i would give that old lady the ride of her life.
without doubt she would have several strokes!
thesheriff443
03-05-2012, 10:06 PM
If you find a good one, shoot him before he goes bad.
you know i wont find one.:joker:
Bollo
03-05-2012, 10:07 PM
It's easier for women though. You don't have anything that requires turning hard. :laugh:
You could neck a load of Viagra
Redway
03-05-2012, 10:13 PM
Yeah. Slept with horrible tramps, sluts and skets for nothing.
thesheriff443
03-05-2012, 10:18 PM
at 88 i reckon her pubes will look like a well used broom
Mystic Mock
04-05-2012, 02:32 AM
No.
Pyramid*
04-05-2012, 06:20 AM
An 88 year-old man/woman invites you to spend the weekend with them as their lover. In return you will inherit their entire estate worth a small fortune. Would you accept their invitation?
I've been looking for him all my life.
You don't have his phone number do you Josy? If you can pm it, that'd be fab.
:D
Serious answer: Yes. I'd shut my eyes and think of the future!
arista
04-05-2012, 07:08 AM
By 'lover' do you mean intercourse?
Yes Face To Face
as well
arista
04-05-2012, 07:10 AM
Considering I'm 14, I'll pass on this one.
No
Be Bold
arista
04-05-2012, 07:11 AM
I've probably slept with worse for less, so yes, I would.
NZ
is Spiffing place to be ReBorn.
arista
04-05-2012, 07:14 AM
That isn't a dilemma that's just creepy and wrong
Smithy
many things in life are Very Wromg
and Creepy.
Josy has this from a News Story
give her credit for winding you up.
arista
04-05-2012, 07:16 AM
"Serious answer: Yes. I'd shut my eyes and think of the future! "
Very Pro Answer
Samuel.
04-05-2012, 07:52 AM
Just for a weekend? Sure.
joeysteele
04-05-2012, 08:46 AM
I'd like to say a definite no.
I am not materialistic really.Would I be able to respect myself afterwards, likely not so I will stay with no.
Black Dagger
04-05-2012, 08:53 AM
88 is probably a bit old.
But I could grin and bare it if I'm getting something from it.
Niamh.
04-05-2012, 10:02 AM
Funny you should say that, Niamh and her bloke asked me this exact same question last week
http://i.imgur.com/P21bD.gif
arista
04-05-2012, 10:13 AM
88 is probably a bit old.
But I could grin and bare it if I'm getting something from it.
Spiffing
Kizzy
04-05-2012, 11:54 AM
No way, no and never...
Patrick
04-05-2012, 11:57 AM
Depends if their house is worth it or not.
Jordan.
04-05-2012, 12:13 PM
90% of TiBB turning into a bunch of prozzies
michael21
04-05-2012, 12:26 PM
Yes Face To Face
as well
No
Be Bold
NZ
is Spiffing place to be ReBorn.
Smithy
many things in life are Very Wromg
and Creepy.
Josy has this from a News Story
give her credit for winding you up.
:nono: this is not arista hotseat :laugh:
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