TiBB's Extra Special Hotseat 2012: ukturtle

[King Gizzard]

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Unlimited Questions. One ukturtle. One Hotseat.


As our dearly beloved Ben is leaving us today, and we don't have that long left with him, I thought it was about time he had some of his medicine (I'm not sure if he's ever been in the hotseat himself), feel free to ask Ben whatever you like (except that which is still being dealt with through the relevant authorities)

So ask away!


ukturtle
Sum up your time on tibb in one sentence?

[Marc]

when did u last poo

[Shaun]

where are you going again :S

[Black Dagger]

On a scale of 1/100 how glad will you be to leave Marc?

BTW, ILY and I'll miss you :sad:

[Marc]

Lucas smh.

[Shaun]

stop off in bath for a quick nosh on the way?

[Glenn.]

Going off from the poo related questions, How many wipes did it require to clean?

[Black Dagger]

Lucas smh.

ily.

[Smithy]

omg you're leaving?

why didn't you tell anyone? D:

[Benjamin]

Sum up your time on tibb in one sentence?

A very bizarre experience, full of many random, odd and funny people, but I'd have it no other way. :love:

when did u last poo

This afternoon around 2pm, I think.

where are you going again :S

Bognor Regis, with you. :suspect:

On a scale of 1/100 how glad will you be to leave Marc?

BTW, ILY and I'll miss you :sad:

100. Marc has been the greatest person I have met off this forum.

I'll miss you too, Lucas. :(

stop off in bath for a quick nosh on the way?

Done. Pay my train fare?

Going off from the poo related questions, How many wipes did it require to clean?

Erm, lol, I have no idea. Approximately 5? :joker:

[Kate!]

How much will you miss goats being posted on your wall?

If you could take one tibb member as a travelling companion who would it be and why?

Thinks I can narrow this down to 3 people btw?

Marc, GypsyGoth or Livia

[Marc]

ily.

iflyt x

[Kate!]

And we will miss you and your mischief and mayhem.

[Benjamin]

omg you're leaving?

why didn't you tell anyone? D:


Yes, I was keeping it as surprise. I knew you lot would be happy.

How much will you miss goats being posted on your wall?


I will not miss it all, lol. Horrid lot. :joker:


If you could take one tibb member as a travelling companion who would it be and why?

Thinks I can narrow this down to 3 people btw?

Marc, GypsyGoth or Livia


Hhhmm, I'd probably take Nathan. I reckon he'd enjoy the travelling the most, he'd make me laugh and turn even the worst situation into a comical moment. Plus I know the other three all plan to do some travelling at some point so we could meet up with them.

[GypsyGoth]

What is your fave music video of all time?

[Benjamin]

What is your fave music video of all time?

Dario G - Sunchyme. A bit naff I know, but I really liked the idea of this video.

PADegE6gNR4

[GypsyGoth]

I like that :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can i hump your leg

[Kate!]

Nathan would have been my fourth guess.

Are you scared of Claudia's new ninja assassin status?

[GypsyGoth]

My what? :shrug:

[Kate!]

Snog, shaft, smother with a pillow out of Keith Lemon, Jimmy Carr and Paddy McGuiness.

You're a deadly killer Claudia. Sssssh.

[Benjamin]

can i hump your leg

No, but lick my big toe.

Nathan would have been my fourth guess.

Are you scared of Claudia's new ninja assassin status?

Petrified.

[Benjamin]

My what? :shrug:

Your ding a ling.

Snog shaft smother with a pillow out out of Keith Lemon, Jimmy Carr and Paddy McGuiness.

Shaft: Paddy McGuiness
Smother: Keith Lemon
Snog: Jimmy Carr

[GypsyGoth]

Your ding a ling.


:amazed:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No, but lick my big toe.



Petrified.

http://i.imgur.com/5HQTB.png

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:


Was tibb your first forum?

[Kizzy]

Why you try steal my paddy?

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:


Was tibb your first forum?

The first proper one that I signed up to, never really spent much time online before that.


Why you try steal my paddy?

Your what? Paddy to me means stroppy, lol. Why did I steal your strop, is that what you are asking me?

[Kizzy]

I mean Mr Mcguinness... If a paddy to you equals a bitchstrop you win me any day sweets :)

[mrlecturer]

are you really half turtle?

[Benjamin]

are you really half turtle?

No. I'm 93% turtle, 7% Vietnamese.

[Mrluvaluva]

Do you like turtles?

LQPOqBZJL4s

Was looking for something amusing but instead came across something really random

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

if you had to choose between being a turtle, a man, michaelango from ninja turtle, who would you be?

[King Gizzard]

Why is your name ukturtle? Can't be bothered to see if that's been asked

and why not just ukturtle :idc:

[King Gizzard]

*why not just turtle

[Benjamin]

Do you like turtles?

LQPOqBZJL4s

Was looking for something amusing but instead came across something really random


That video is random, lol. And yes I love turtles.

if you had to choose between being a turtle, a man, michaelango from ninja turtle, who would you be?

Michaelango from ninja turtle. :love:

Why is your name ukturtle? Can't be bothered to see if that's been asked

and why not just ukturtle :idc:

You asked the same question twice in one post. :suspect:


well my name was taken when I signed up and so was turtle (my nickname when I was younger) so I tried ukturtle and it was available, so it was set.

[King Gizzard]

yes, first thing I would try when turtle wasn't availible is ukturtle

..

[GypsyGoth]

n'awww, why was your nickname turtle?

[King Gizzard]

Would you judge claudia if she told you she use to sleep with men for money

[Jords]

Would you rather become a giraffe or a peacock?

[Benjamin]

yes, first thing I would try when turtle wasn't availible is ukturtle

..

I tried several other things before that (I can't remember what, it was nearly 4 years ago, lol)

n'awww, why was your nickname turtle?

I had this green coat at school that made me look like I had a shell. :joker:

[Jords]

If you walked past a bush and a woman was lying underneath it pretending to be a melted snowman what would you do?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: :love:

[Benjamin]

Would you judge claudia if she told you she use to sleep with men for money

Nah, as long as she also got an iPod for it.

Would you rather become a giraffe or a peacock?

A giraffe. :love:

[Jords]

Whats your favourite vegetable?

[Benjamin]

If you walked past a bush and a woman was lying underneath it pretending to be a melted snowman what would you do?

Tell Niamh to get up and stop pissing around.

[Jords]

What are the similarites and differences between you and Grimer?

[Jords]

Tell Niamh to get up and stop pissing around.

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Whats your favourite vegetable?

Ocra.

[GypsyGoth]

:D

Would you judge nate if he told you he use to sleep with women for money?

[Jords]

What is your favourite disease?

[Benjamin]

What are the similarites and differences between you and Grimer?

We both become Muk the older we get.

[Jords]

Whats an ocra?

[Benjamin]

:D

Would you judge nate if he told you he use to sleep with women for money?

Yes, the cheap *****.

What is your favourite disease?

Bubonic Plague. Wiped so many out, pretty impressive tbh.


Whats an ocra?

http://myloupe.com/disp_thumb_images/324/display/279613.jpg

[Jords]

What is your favourite experience so far?

[Jords]

Sunsets or sunrises?

[Jords]

Whats the longest amount of time you have sat on a toilet in 1 session?

[Jords]

What sandwich does GypsyGoth most remind you of?

[GypsyGoth]

If Jords was a song, what song would he be?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite thing to do on a beach?

[Benjamin]

What is your favourite experience so far?

Travelling the outback of Oz in a 4x4 for a couple of months. We got to reach places that most people don't visit and was such freedom as there were so few people. I also woke up one morning to see kangaroos drining from the river, including a baby one.

Sunsets or sunrises?

Ah, I like both, but prefer sunsets as I know it brings night time.

Whats the longest amount of time you have sat on a toilet in 1 session?

Lol, dunno, probably about 45 minutes.

[Jords]

If Santa was real and he really made good and bad lists which do you reckon youd have appeared more on?

[GypsyGoth]

If a movie was made about your life, who would you like to play you?

[Jords]

Ever been arrested?

[Benjamin]

What sandwich does GypsyGoth most remind you of?

A Crayfish and Avocado sandwich in Granary bread.

If Jords was a song, what song would he be?

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Whats your favourite thing to do on a beach?

Walk along it.

[Jords]

Why did you give me Oddish? :D

[King Gizzard]

Ever contemplated stealing Jords shoes?

[Benjamin]

If Santa was real and he really made good and bad lists which do you reckon youd have appeared more on?

The bad one. :laugh:

If a movie was made about your life, who would you like to play you?

Jim Carrey.

Ever been arrested?

Nope. :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Why did you give me Oddish? :D

Random selection. :laugh:

Ever contemplated stealing Jords shoes?

I have his left one right now.

[Jords]

Ever thought about what Nathan would look like with an egg on his left shoulder?

[Jords]

Who will win The Apprentice?

[Josiah.]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the other mods??

[King Gizzard]

Do you think coldwinter should apply for American X Factor?

[Benjamin]

Ever thought about what Nathan would look like with an egg on his left shoulder?

He'd look like a fool tbh.

Who will win The Apprentice?

Hmmm, I personally think Jenna or Tom.

[Jords]

If Alan Sugar was your neighbour and you went around to borrow some sugar and he got naked what would your reaction be?

[Benjamin]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the other mods??

Josy, Niamh, MTVN, Vicky, Iceman, Dezzy, Nathan, Marc, Josy 9/10


30stone and the other deserters - 1/10 (such messes)

Do you think coldwinter should apply for American X Factor?

Indeed, and should sing The Cheeky Song.

[Jords]

Have you ever climbed through a window?

[Benjamin]

If Alan Sugar was your neighbour and you went around to borrow some sugar and he got naked what would your reaction be?

I'd be quite happy probably. :laugh:

[Benjamin]

Have you ever climbed through a window?

Yes, my most recent time was the other week when I locked myself out.

[King Gizzard]

Where were you when you heard about 9/11 /defaultnathanquestion

[Jords]

Perve :idc:

[Jords]

How tall are you?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite thing to dress up as at Halloween?

[Jords]

If I recieved 10p every time I sneezed and I sneezed 5 times a day in a month how much money would I get?

[Benjamin]

Where were you when you heard about 9/11 /defaultnathanquestion

At a bar in Brighton on an art expedition.

How tall are you?

6 foot 1

Whats your favourite thing to dress up as at Halloween?

A pumpkin.

[Jords]

What is your opinion on chimneys?

[Jords]

Do you have any recurring dreams / if so what happens?

[Z]

How gutted are you that this is the last time we'll ever speak? I'm going to visit a friend for the weekend :bawling:

[Marc]

What's the first thing you really wanna do in NZ?

Will you miss me? /sob

How will I cope without you? /sob

Will having your mobile number count for anything anymore now that you never top it up and you're a pikey poor person? /sob

ily?

[Black Dagger]

What's the first thing you really wanna do in NZ?

Will you miss me? /sob

How will I cope without you? /sob

Will having your mobile number count for anything anymore now that you never top it up and you're a pikey poor person? /sob

ily?

coz youll still have me. hehehehe

[Kazanne]

Ben,when are you coming back? and will you be taking anything special from home?(like a teddy etc,lol)take care we'll miss you

[thesheriff443]

your are by far my favourite gay in the tibb village
im going to miss your post between other members
.

[Niamh.]

Why did you only give us 9/10, what did you deduct a point for? :suspect:

[Niamh.]

If I were a song what would I be?

/StolenFromClaudia

[Niamh.]

How long do you plan on staying in NZ for?

[Niamh.]

If you met a handsome New Zealander and fell madly in love, would you stay there forever?

[Niamh.]

Why must you go? :bawling:

[michael21]

what will you miss about the UK

[Bollo]

Would you rather..

1. Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable)
2. Every piece of music you listened to got converted into Thrash Metal by your earholes

?

[Marc]

Why are you breaking all our hearts :bawling:

[Jordan.]

Why did you only give us 9/10, what did you deduct a point for? :suspect:

Why Did Niamh steal my one and only question?

[Bollo]

Dairylea Triangles or Kraft cheese slices?

[Bollo]

Lamb Chopper or Mutton Button?

[Bollo]

Stinking Bishop or Drunken Goat?

[Tom4784]

When are you gonna pay child support, you cad.

[Black Dagger]

Why have you knocked up Niamh, knowing full well you were running away to NZ?

[Benjamin]

If I recieved 10p every time I sneezed and I sneezed 5 times a day in a month how much money would I get?

£15 for months with 30 days, £15.50 for months with 31 and £14 in February, unless it was a leap year, in which you would get £14.5 for February.


What is your opinion on chimneys?

Much needed in houses with open fires, so I adore them.

Do you have any recurring dreams / if so what happens?

I often dream I'm flying and landing in places with few, if any people.

How gutted are you that this is the last time we'll ever speak? I'm going to visit a friend for the weekend :bawling:

Very. :(

Take care of yourself and have fun for the remainder of your time abroad.

What's the first thing you really wanna do in NZ?

Will you miss me? /sob

How will I cope without you? /sob

Will having your mobile number count for anything anymore now that you never top it up and you're a pikey poor person? /sob

ily?

Probably sleep, due to the long flight. Then get meeting people.

You know I will miss you.

Ha2, not soon as I'll have to get a NZ phone number.

You probably do, everyone does. :tongue:

Ben,when are you coming back? and will you be taking anything special from home?(like a teddy etc,lol)take care we'll miss you

Don't know. Maybe a year, but probably longer.

Yes, my toy troll will be coming with me as it was the last thing I got from my father before he passed away.

your are by far my favourite gay in the tibb village
im going to miss your post between other members
.

Not a question I know, but thank you. :hugesmile:

Why did you only give us 9/10, what did you deduct a point for? :suspect:

For the torment of goats you lot give me every so often. :idc:

If I were a song what would I be?

/StolenFromClaudia

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How long do you plan on staying in NZ for?

Between 1 year to forever. ;)

If you met a handsome New Zealander and fell madly in love, would you stay there forever?

Depends if the immigration laws would allow me.

[Benjamin]

Why must you go? :bawling:

Because I'm not a person to be rooted down yet. I get bored very easily, so need adventure, besides I need to dedicate my time on my writing also.

what will you miss about the UK

Hmmm, tough. I'll miss the general comfort you get from being in your own country, and the countryside. That's about it. :laugh:

Would you rather..

1. Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable)
2. Every piece of music you listened to got converted into Thrash Metal by your earholes

?

Never eat cheese again ( or any other dairy based consumable). It would be hard, but I need my music more than I need dairy.

Why are you breaking all our hearts :bawling:

Because I'm a ****.

Why Did Niamh steal my one and only question?

Because she's a ****.

Dairylea Triangles or Kraft cheese slices?

Cheese slices, they go great in bbq burgers. :hugesmile:

Lamb Chopper or Mutton Button?

Lamb Chopper.

Stinking Bishop or Drunken Goat?

Stinking Bishop.

When are you gonna pay child support, you cad.

I'm not, you desperate little ho. I was tricked into fatherhood.

Why have you knocked up Niamh, knowing full well you were running away to NZ?

Because she needs a reminder of me, and it gives her another excuse not to do some work. :pipe:

[Doogle]

What is your favourite deadly sin?

[Niall]

What's your favourite Björk song? :amazed:

And what is the strangest situation you've ever been in? :D

[mrlecturer]

If your travels allow you to come to Canada, would you meet me?

[Ramsay]

hello, is it me you're looking for?

[Maia]

What will you miss most from TiBB

[Black Dagger]

Did you know hot girls have problems to?

But really they are like us, but they're hot, apparently, do you agree? (I doubt it because you like cock, but yeah)

[Maia]

What is your honest opinion on Piddles

[michael21]

What will you miss most from TiBB

that a easy one :hmph::laugh:

[Benjamin]

What is your favourite deadly sin?

Gluttony.

What's your favourite Björk song? :amazed:

And what is the strangest situation you've ever been in? :D

Big Time Sensuality.


Strangest situation is when I once woke up on a beach in a sheep outfit with a beach full of families. :hugesmile:

If your travels allow you to come to Canada, would you meet me?

Indeed.

hello, is it me you're looking for?

I was looking for the exit, but I suppose you'll do. ;)

What will you miss most from TiBB

The banter from all the members :(

Did you know hot girls have problems to?

But really they are like us, but they're hot, apparently, do you agree? (I doubt it because you like cock, but yeah)

They have no problems. :nono:



What is your honest opinion on Piddles

Piddles needs to be entered for Crufts tbh.