10/5/12 Britains Got Talent ITV1HD 7:30PM Live # 5

[arista]

Show 5
7:30PM - 9PM Live

And the Live results 9:30PM- 10PM

Aquabatique TBA Synchronized swimmers
Strictly Wheels TBA Ballroom dancers
Hope Murphy TBA Singer
Ryan O'Shaughnessy TBA Singer
Face Team TBA Basketball stunt team
Greig Stewart TBA Scientific laser harpist
Martyn Crofts TBA Dalek impersonator
Billy George TBA Cyr wheel performer
Callum Oakley TBA Comedian

Data by Black Dagger

[Maia]

Greig Stewart :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Watch Ryan make the final :bored:

We have Sam in the final, we don't need him as well.

Face Team, Billy George and Aquabatique for the top 3 please.

[Maia]

Watch Ryan make the final :bored:

We have Sam in the final, we don't need him as well.

Face Team, Billy George and Aquabatique for the top 3 please.

I swear if he does :bored:

[Vanessa]

Looks like a great show tonight! :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

I swear if he does :bored:

He will, he'll be top 3 at least, I hope he's all cocky and is all 'the song I have written is amazing' and he flops, like the guy from the other year who wrote his own songs :tongue:

[Vanessa]

He will, he'll be top 3 at least, I hope he's all cocky and is all 'the song I have written is amazing' and he flops, like the guy from the other year who wrote his own songs :tongue:

The best singer is still Jonathan! I love him! :dance:

[arista]

Looks like a great show tonight! :amazed:

Yes its great its All Live.


The BBC refused to do Live Results
on their now going down hill
voice show

[arista]

Live Now

[Black Dagger]

Yes, it is the most varied of the week, and the idiotic voters will still ensure we have a singer in the top 3 :idc:

[Maia]

Variety, but we will still probably get 2 singers going through

[Black Dagger]

So yeah, we have variety and you put the best of variety on first.

FFS, Ryan better not get hyped, he's so average.

[Maia]

The Hungarian basketball players!!

[Maia]

My sister: "Wow...they're spinning a ball...:rolleyes:"
Me: "Wow...they're not singers..."

[Marsh.]

Finally, something new and different. For that reason alone, they should win.

[Marsh.]

My sister: "Wow...they're spinning a ball...:rolleyes:"
Me: "Wow...they're not singers..."

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Unique for this show.

Should really be top 3, but they won't because they didn't sing a pop/opera song while throwing.

[Maia]

Amazing, but they'll get dismissed by the silly voters focusing on Ryan

[Black Dagger]

Amazing, but they'll get dismissed by the silly voters focusing on Ryan

He and Hope are bookies favourites to go through :bored:

[Jordan.]

Face Team :worship:

I swear if more singers go through tonight :bored: especially if it's Ryan.

[Maia]

He and Hope are bookies favourites to go through :bored:

The 2 singers out of all the variety acts...how surprising :bored:

[Black Dagger]

Just the two singers tonight, Jordan, both favourites to go through though, just hoping Hope's song choice is very poor, as is Ryan's

[Black Dagger]

The 2 singers out of all the variety acts...how surprising :bored:

We have the amazing The Voice, why the **** are they putting singers through on this? -tuts-

Lazer Harp <3.

[Maia]

We have the amazing The Voice, why the **** are they putting singers through on this? -tuts-

Lazer Harp <3.

Exactly :bored:

Omg yes :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

OMG... Simon and Amanda :bored:

[Maia]

Why are they buzzing :nono:

[arista]

Slow Start

Got the buzzer

[Maia]

Levels OMG :worship:

[Marsh.]

If Ryan was on The Voice in Ireland then what was all that bollocks at his audition about being nervous and singing to the girl or whatever?

[Black Dagger]

Because he's a variety act, Miss Mollie, can't be having that now, can we?

[Maia]

Extraordinary

[Maia]

Because he's a variety act, Miss Mollie, can't be having that now, can we?

Oh yeah, silly me

[Black Dagger]

Amanda, shut up.

[Maia]

Too nerdy? That's your excuse for buzzing? :joker:

[Marsh.]

Simon's comments are ironic considering his love for a Miss Cheryl Cole.

[Maia]

An inspiration

[Black Dagger]

Too nerdy? That's your excuse for buzzing? :joker:

She doesn't have an excuse, bar the fact he's not a singer/dance act :tongue:

I'd watch more of him, I'd prefer him to the likes of Ryan and Nu Sxool :bored:

[Black Dagger]

She's a ******* anyway, yawning at him, the irony, her comments can put me into a coma at times.

[arista]

Simon's comments are ironic considering his love for a Miss Cheryl Cole.


King Simon
buzzed due to bum notes at the start.

[Marsh.]

Amanda never has anything new to say. At least David and Alesha actually think of something interesting/constructive to say. She can only get herself interested if it's a singer/dancer.

[Black Dagger]

If they buzzed him and don't buzz Saucepan man though, they can actually crawl into a hole.

[Marsh.]

King Simon
buzzed due to bum notes at the start.

I know, which considering his praise of Bum Note Cole, is ironic.

[Black Dagger]

Why are they sticking all the variety on early :bored:

GET HOPE AND RYAN ON NOW. Billy is fantastic, but again, doesn't sing/dance :idc:

[Black Dagger]

He's fit, and shirtless, come on teenie girls, vote for him.

[Maia]

Wow :worship:

[Black Dagger]

He's stunning, now this is what the GBP should be voting for, **** the singers.

[Maia]

If he isn't in the top 3 then this show needs a name change

[Black Dagger]

He obviously won't be top 3. ha

It'll be Ryan going straight through :bored: and Hope/Aquabatique.

Great comments from judges, hope that the public follow and pick up the phones.

[arista]

He Did Well

[Maia]

"It makes this show different from the other shows for the fact we've got variety"

Shame that variety never makes it to the final :idc:

[Black Dagger]

OMG... buzz this annoying *******.

I'm sure he's a lovely guy, but if it was my dad, I'd tell him to have a long hard luck in the mirror and get a grip of himself.

[Maia]

Oh my god yes :worship:

[Marsh.]

What the hell is this?

[Black Dagger]

Just go.

Please.

[Maia]

Masterpiece.

[Marsh.]

Amanda if you're buzzing based on nerdiness then do it now. Hypocrite.

[Maia]

Trollvoting for this.

[Niamh.]

aww I hate when they buzz them on the live shows, it's so mean, they put them there :bored:

[Black Dagger]

OMG, so Amanda buzzed Greig (probably because he wasn't naturally good looking, swooned over Billy, didn't she?) shallow *******.

[Maia]

Gathering the troops (Jarrod and GypsyGoth) to get voting for this guy

[Black Dagger]

You said that last time.

LOL.

[Marsh.]

I thought she didn't like nerds? At least the other "nerd" had some talent other than acting like a dick on TV.

[Black Dagger]

Ryan getting a late spot, really BGT, really? :idc:

I hope Callum is funny.

[Maia]

Dalek guy beating Ryan to the final

That would just be a dream come true really

[Niamh.]

I hope Ryan wins :pipe:

[Maia]

Dalek guy has the same voting number Molly had, a sign he will be getting through

[Black Dagger]

Dalek guy beating Ryan to the final

That would just be a dream come true really

To be fair, I'd find it hilarious if Ryan wasn't top 3 and he was, deserves them right for hyping him, and they'll do so tonight with the whole 'THANK GOD YOU GOT TO PERFORM, YOU ARE PERFECT, THE BEST, HDFRHDFH' despite us already having a carbon copy of him in the final.

[Maia]

To be fair, I'd find it hilarious if Ryan wasn't top 3 and he was, deserves them right for hyping him, and they'll do so tonight with the whole 'THANK GOD YOU GOT TO PERFORM, YOU ARE PERFECT, THE BEST, HDFRHDFH' despite us already having a carbon copy of him in the final.

Exactly, what a great "in your face" message it would be to them :worship:

[Black Dagger]

N'aww, this guy is cute, hope he is funny.

[Maia]

:joker: What a great guy

[Black Dagger]

You're 16? Don't mention it or anything.

I'm not laughing, but it takes a lot to make me laugh anyway. Still better than a singer.

[Maia]

He seems like a professional

[Black Dagger]

I mean, it's good for a two minute segment, he'd need at least 10 minutes to showcase himself.

[Maia]

1 down...

[Black Dagger]

N'aww, I actually really like Hope, and I loved her audition, but we have enough singers, we don't need her now.

[Marsh.]

How is it that anyone from Essex "Who take pride in their appearance" manages to look so bloody awful?

[Maia]

I like her too but she should be on X Factor not BGT

[Jordan.]

How is tgis one of the favourites to go through :nono:

[Black Dagger]

Good singer, but very boring rendition.

No doubt she will be top 3 though.

[Maia]

Definitely not top 3 worthy.

[Black Dagger]

She's a singer, shut up. :bored:

[Me. I Am Salman]

So orange :s

[Marsh.]

Simon's off with the Adele stuff already. She's fat and can sing ok but that does not make her Adele fgs. Just like being a chubby black man doesn't make anyone a "little Lenny Henry".

[Black Dagger]

Oh these were good and sweet. Might be a surprise top 3 with Hope/Ryan.

[Maia]

Strictly Wheels :worship:

[Jordan.]

Gonna be these and Ryan going through then.

[Black Dagger]

^Can see it.

I think Aquabatique will get the pimp slot tonight though, just for the set-up.

[Maia]

All agreed on a Dalek guy/hoop guy/Strictly Wheels top 3 then?

[Maia]

Oh saving Ryan til last?

[Black Dagger]

OH YOU CAN **** RIGHT OFF.

Ryan being pimped :bored:

I hope it falls flat on his face and people vote for this, Billy and Strictly Wheels instead. :idc:

[Black Dagger]

Incredible. Hope they make the final.

[Maia]

Fantastic :worship:

[Black Dagger]

Hope - Aquabatique, Billy George, Strictly Wheels (Aqua and Billy through)

Think - Hope, Ryan, Aqua (Hope and Ryan through :bored:)

[Maia]

http://i.imgur.com/ZVrzd.jpg

[Marsh.]

All agreed on a Dalek guy/hoop guy/Strictly Wheels top 3 then?

No, no, no Dalek guy can **** off back to Comic Con. Aquabatique should go straight through.

[Black Dagger]

OMG Mollie :lovedup:

Do an Emile Harris, you overhyped *******.

[Jordan.]

I hope they left a wet patch on the stage so Ryan falls :idc:

[Black Dagger]

He's just a white guy with guitar. WE HAVE ONE.

No doubt the voters are ****ing retarded enough to ensure he tops the votes.

[Black Dagger]

He'll make the final, probably for it to be a swipe at The Voice 'look what you let go' and all that, despite him being bland and average, this tool won't sell records.

[Maia]

We've had a real variety of talent tonight...and yet we'll have this clogging up the final :bored:

[Maia]

Cue judges falling at his feet in their comments

[Niamh.]

woo Ryan FTW

[Tree-Of-Temptation]

Get over it pal, this girl is off riding someone elses. get a grip.

[Maia]

He'll make the final, probably for it to be a swipe at The Voice 'look what you let go' and all that, despite him being bland and average, this tool won't sell records.

And oh what was that I heard

[Black Dagger]

We've had a real variety of talent tonight...and yet we'll have this clogging up the final :bored:

HAHAHAHAAHA, it's so predictable, I just predicted his comment ages ago.

Why is he going to make the final? :bored:

WE HAVE SAM. OMG.

[Niamh.]

He's just a white guy with guitar. WE HAVE ONE.

No doubt the voters are ****ing retarded enough to ensure he tops the votes.

He writes his own songs :idc:

[Tree-Of-Temptation]

show is so fixed, why was he on last? bore off

[Black Dagger]

He writes his own songs :idc:

Does he want a medal? :tongue: Still overrated and the fact we've had a variety show tonight and he will make the final, just takes the piss.

Face Team, Billy George and Aquabatique should really be in the top 3, yet we get, just another singer :bored:

[Maia]

Ohh and Face Team as well

Ahh so much talent :(

[Tree-Of-Temptation]

worst show ever, pile of ****

[Black Dagger]

Ohh and Face Team as well

Ahh so much talent :(

That will lose out, to two singers :tongue:

Even if Ryan somehow ****ed up and wasn't in top 3, I'm sure they'd waste the wildcard on him :bored:

[Marsh.]

I do think he is good, we need more people who actually sing and actually write songs in the music industry.
I just hate the entire "set-up" they've forced on him. So contrived, purely to take swipes at The Voice. Even though the show he was on is separate to the one they're competing with on BBC 1.

[Black Dagger]

He is good, I just thought he was very bland and overhyped.

The fact we'll have 6/10 singing acts in a variety show as well, just doesn't sit well with me.

[Marsh.]

They should have lumped all of the singers in one show/category to whittle them down to 2 for the final. At this rate it's gonna be like an X Factor Final.

[Black Dagger]

I do think they should do that.

1 day singers (3 through)
1 day variety (3 through)
1 day dancers (3 through)
Wildcard.

[Maia]

I think they do need to change the selection process. I've never been a fan of the current one because it's always been the same thing - the variety and talent being sacrificed for the singers and dance troupes.

I do think they should do that.

1 day singers (3 through)
1 day variety (3 through)
1 day dancers (3 through)
Wildcard.

This would be brilliant.

[Jords]

I do think they should do that.

1 day singers (3 through)
1 day variety (3 through)
1 day dancers (3 through)
Wildcard.

Such a better idea!!!!

Anyway Aqua lady people and Callum should make the final yepp.

[Black Dagger]

I want Aqua and Billy.

But I fully expect Ryan to top the votes, because the voting jury are ****ing morons and then Hope to take up another space in the top 3.

[Jords]

I loved Hope she was probably my favourite tbh but it would be ridiculous to have more singing acts in the finale.

[Kazanne]

I want Aqua and Billy.

But I fully expect Ryan to top the votes, because the voting jury are ****ing morons and then Hope to take up another space in the top 3.

Why so bitter?people will vote on who they like that is the way it's always been,just because they have different opinions doesn't make them morons.

[Black Dagger]

Why so bitter?people will vote on who they like that is the way it's always been,just because they have different opinions doesn't make them morons.

Okay, morons is a tad harsh, but we already have somebody who plays the guitar and has a bland singing voice, we don't need another, even if he does sing his own music.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im watching on +1 and this stand up is as funny as testicular cancer

[joeysteele]

I thought Ryan was really good again tonight though so I hope he does go through but if Simon misses the chance to sign up a talent like his then I have a feeling he will regret not doing so.
I loved his song tonight and in this show tonight, the best really was kept until last.

[Black Dagger]

I mean. Ryan is obviously topping the votes. I just hope Aqua and Billy take the other two spots and they give them both a place in the final.

But Hope will obviously take Billy's place.

[arista]

Live now

[Black Dagger]

Time for anti-climax of the century with Hope/Ryan being in the top 3.

[Maia]

Just hope the Dalek guy is given a record contract if this doesn't work out

[Black Dagger]

Come on Aqua and Billy :lovedup:

If both are top 3, they might send both through, the good thing though, is if Ryan goes through, they might not put The Mend through, wouldn't put it past them though.

[Maia]

Dalek guy is taking this very seriously, gotta put him through for that

[Maia]

The troops packed in their votes so I am pretty confident of him succeeding

[Maia]

The votes have been leaked:

Dalek guy - 97.2%
Ryan - 1.4%
Aqua - 0.6%
The rest - 0.8%

[Black Dagger]

Oooh, Hope and Ryan interviewed, just like Sam and Nu Sxool last night, how convenient.

[Marsh.]

I'm officially sick of Pixie Lott's face. Smug cow. lol

[Maia]

How can you be sick of her face it is a lovely face

[Maia]

Come on Dalek guy

[Maia]

Ok well that is just a joke full stop I demand a recount

[Maia]

Ryan's in the top 3?

:shocked: Wow wasn't expecting that!!

[Maia]

Come on Billy

[Black Dagger]

Ryan in the top 3, no surprise.

BILLY AND AQUA <3.

FFS, so annoying.

Send them both through.

[Maia]

Yes!!! :amazed:

[Maia]

Don't think Ryan will top the votes somehow don't think many people were voting for him

[Maia]

:o

Wow!!!! Shocked!

[Ninastar]

oh for **** sake

[Black Dagger]

Oh boring. :bored:

SEND THEM BOTH THROUGH, SEND THEM BOTH THROUGH.

[Maia]

I'm sorry I'm sure he is a nice guy and all that but I would quite like to slap him

[Marsh.]

How can you be sick of her face it is a lovely face

Dunno, she's funny looking to me.

[Black Dagger]

Wildcard the loser, please.

[Jordan.]

These two should have gone through :rolleyes:

[Marsh.]

The trampolining basketballers (whatever they're called) should have gone through.

[Maia]

These two should have gone through :rolleyes:

I know :(

[Marsh.]

No, Amanda there's no " " about it. They ARE variety.

[Black Dagger]

These two should have gone through :rolleyes:

Hoping Simon sends them both through now, forget The Mend, we have enough singers now.

[Black Dagger]

OH NO. :sad:

SEND HIM THROUGH AS WELL, please?

[Jordan.]

Poor Billy robbed by that awful Ryan.

[Maia]

If The Mend are the wildcard act now I swear

[Jordan.]

Happy for Aqua though :amazed:

[Maia]

Look at all that variety guys, not a singer in sight

[Ninastar]

****ing hate fangirls

[Black Dagger]

Look at all that variety guys, not a singer in sight

I know, ****ing repulsive they sent no singers through, IT'S VARIETY, SINGING IS VARIETY :idc:

[Jordan.]

Even though I've slagged the singers off all week Loveable Rogues must still win :joker:

I'd also be happy with Jonathan and Charlotte or Pudsey.

[Callum]

Really pleased Aquabatique got through, wouldn't mind them winning the whole thing. Will be annoyed if a singer wins, and I'm sure the Queen will be too.

[Maia]

I know, ****ing repulsive they sent no singers through, IT'S VARIETY, SINGING IS VARIETY :idc:

So true, shameful really :idc:

[Maia]

But yes Molly, Pudsey or The Lovable Rogues to win now. Or even Aquabatique.

[Black Dagger]

Kai and Natalia for me.

The rest can go swivel, apart from Aquabatique.

[Braden]

Simon putting Jai in his place, good man.

[Black Dagger]

Simon putting Jai in his place, good man.

What did he say? :bored:

I feel sorry for Jai actually, yes he was a boring ass singer, but they didn't even try to make an effort.

[Maia]

Or Kai & Natalia. The rest can go swivel.

[Braden]

What did he say? :bored:

I feel sorry for Jai actually, yes he was a boring ass singer, but they didn't even try to make an effort.

He started by saying there was a comment that was said, which was that he didn't like scottish people. Then he went on to say that he is partly Scottish and asked Jai if he remembered Susan Boyle, and ended it by calling him a sore loser.

[Black Dagger]

He started by saying there was a comment that was said, which was that he didn't like scottish people. Then he went on to say that he is partly Scottish and asked Jai if he remembered Susan Boyle, and ended it by calling him a sore loser.

Sore loser? Pretty sure that is Simon, because his precious British Bieber didn't win, the irony.

Jai > Simon/Amanda

[GypsyGoth]

The final looks good.

Not sure about two guys playing guitars, I would have preferred the magic act, and Billy Joe (or whatever) with his big hoop. The stupid guitar guys should go try the Voice or XF.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Really happy that Aquabatique are through. Although I'm pissed that Ryan O'Shaughnessy got through, oh how I hate that twat, should have bloody been axed. :bored:

[Marsh.]

3 twats for the price of 2.

[Marsh.]

Jedward can't handle discussing anything other than themselves. Typical narcissists.

[reece(:]

Really happy that Aquabatique are through. Although I'm pissed that Ryan O'Shaughnessy got through, oh how I hate that twat, should have bloody been axed. :bored:

Same he's so annoying!!! Would of preferred the hooper and Aquabatics

[Jords]

I dont like Ryan either not sure why :suspect:

I liked him at auditions.