Jermaine Defoe cheated on Alexandra Burke with this.....

[Jords]

https://p.twimg.com/AsvFfBMCQAAemKI.jpg

[Ramsay]

**** off

[Shaun]

I'm not 100% sure this isn't a Peter Kay character

[King Gizzard]

at least she doesn't have a tash

[Saph]

what a woman!



..I think

[Kazanne]

https://p.twimg.com/AsvFfBMCQAAemKI.jpg

Perhaps she's a nice person:nono:

[Z]

Why do all cheating footballers seem to do this? You never read of them getting with really attractive women, it's always bargain basement hound dogs.

[King Gizzard]

Perhaps she's a nice person:nono:

I'm sure he was cheating on Alexandra Burke with someone who has a nice personality

[Locke.]

Looks like Natalie Cassidy

[Me. I Am Salman]

Is he out of his mind?

[Jordan.]

**** off

First thing that came to my mind :joker:

[Patrick]

I would cheat on Alexandra Burke with Shirley from EastEnders.

Alexandra is a vile *****.

[Niall]

Looks like Natalie Cassidy

-was just about to say this-

I actually can't stop laughing oh God :laugh3:

[Samuel.]

Y'all are shallow :nono:

Though seriously http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6099/void011.gif

[Kizzy]

Maybe she has no gag reflex?...