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[JohnnyBB]

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[*mazedsalv**]

For goodness sake. Always, EVERY TIME.

[Maia]

:bored: Will they ever give up

[andy191]

The usual then :joker:

[Marcus.]

why are allways doing that

[Marc]

My god. Why is this paper still being made??

[JohnnyBB]

Id Belave It But we Dont Have A Live Feed Hahahahaah!

[MTVN]

I can't actually believe they've gone for this headline again :joker: :joker:

[Petershaw1984]

Ha ha ha ha

[Sawyer]

They've obviosly got more/different house pictures in there that I want to see. But I dont think I have the bullocks to hand that over at the counter. Shame and embarrassment. Self serve it is.

[Patrick]

I literally think they all sit at a desk every Summer and say,

'Right lads, it's that time of the year again.. time to come up with another silly headline to make Big Brother out to be a sex fest - write down your ideas and we'll pick them out of a hat'

[Patrick]

I literally think they all sit at a desk every Summer and say,

'Right lads, it's that time of the year again.. time to come up with another silly headline to make Big Brother out to be a sex fest - write down your ideas and we'll pick them out of a hat'

[The_Big_Send_Off]

wtf? why do the o thid everryyy year? LMAOO :L

[Omah]

:rolleyes::bored:

[RichardG]

"Big Brother bosses are to screen a controversial live sex show this summer" :o I also heard some rumours that this live sex show will take place in the secret hidden kinky sex den which is surrounded by phallic-shaped lamps. Shocking stuff.

[Scotty07]

It's kinky this time then?:joker: Too late that was CBB9.:idc:

[Maia]

I literally think they all sit at a desk every Summer and say,

'Right lads, it's that time of the year again.. time to come up with another silly headline to make Big Brother out to be a sex fest - write down your ideas and we'll pick them out of a hat'

:laugh2: It's so true

[Me. I Am Salman]

:|

[Jack_]

:laugh3:

Actually creased up.

[Marsh.]

Oh, they've gone for the full on sex show this year then. Usually it's "designed to make them horny" or whatever but now they're planning a full live sex session. lol

It's funny, but this is precisely why you get so many snobs looking down on BB viewers. They all think it's about watching the cast of TOWIE getting off with each other.

[Jesus.]

Who is watching BB for porn when there is a new invention called the internets?

Apparently, you will be able to access provocative pictures of men and women on it. I don't think it will take off, but I'll be interested to see what it's like.

For the love of all that is holy, I hope they don't put that 63 stone woman off their front page in the house.

[Mrluvaluva]

Where's the fury?

[Tony1111]

Oh my God I'd quote my earlier post from the other thread which is nearly the same as this but can't be bothered to look for it. Hahahaha, tears of laughter! :D

[Marsh.]

Sad thing is, isn't this paper made by the same producers?

[Patrick]

Where's the fury?

Nowhere, that's the funniest part of this - OMG I hate them.


It's funny, but this is precisely why you get so many snobs looking down on BB viewers.

Exactly this.

[Patrick]

Sad thing is, isn't this paper made by the same producers?

Pretty much. Just goes to show what kind of program Channel 5 want Big Brother to come across as really, pathetic.

[Black Dagger]

FFS, if I want to see somebody have sex, I'd stick a Jake Bass video on.

**** OFF.

[Jase.]

Embarrassing.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Yes these sex stories worked back in 2000 when internet wasnt as easily accesable but now ta click we can watch "2 girls 1 cup" Japanese fart porn, beastiality Interacial double enders part2 and what not.

BB isnt as pervey as it used to be...Thats not the point of it anymore.

They need to get a grip.

[Marsh.]

Was "pervey" ever the point?

I know I've never tuned in to ogle the eye candy or watch people get off with each other.

[Glenn.]

Full story and a mahoosive faceplam.

BIG Brother bosses will spark a major controversy by screening a live sex show in the house.

Producers unveiled the luxury Las Vegas-style BB13 house yesterday and it contains the ultimate kinky bedroom.


They have cordoned off two double beds and surrounded them with mirrors and lighting.


It is a clear hint they want the randy wannabes to couple up and put on a rompathon.


And to add to the uproar it will cause, one of the contestants chosen for the line-up is hiding a shocking sex secret.


A source said: “It’s got to be Channel 5’s most daring and shocking stunt.


“It’s never been done before. The moral crusaders will be screaming to have the plug pulled on the show.”


TV watchdogs Ofcom are said to be on standby to ensure the reality show does not go too far.


Channel 5 chiefs opened the doors to the new house yesterday ahead of the show’s official launch night on June 5 at 9pm.


It is the biggest and most luxurious property ever designed for the series, with a “Las Vegas meets the Wild West” theme.


Host Brian Dowling, 33, will introduce 16 housemates on launch night.


However there are only 13 beds, 10 singles and three doubles.


So some of the gang will have to share with strangers. To get them even more in the mood for saucy fun and frolics, the walls have been plastered with pictures of scantily clad Vegas show girls.


The rest of the house features murals of the famous Strip and Grand Canyon, while palm trees have been dotted around the garden.


The latest batch of would-be stars will be able to skinny-dip in a large pool, get steamy in a big outdoor hot tub and chill out in the smoking area.


And the gang will have to head outside to the boudoir-themed bathroom as it is located through the garden.


The glass-walled room contains a huge shower, big enough for two, and a comfy chaise longue where the housemates can sit and relax.


In the luxurious dining area, which is decked out with marble and bronze, the contestants will have to cosy up.


There are two long seats on either side of the table, meaning everyone will have to squash in together.


The living area is decorated in warm red, cream and brown and has golden light balls hanging from the ceiling.


And there are light boxes all over one wall, which are expected to feature the housemates’ faces.


Even the Diary Room entrance has been glammed up and this year is covered in silvery slot machine “coins”.


The show will be voiced by resident Geordie Marcus Bentley, 44, and Emma Willis, 36, will front Big Brother’s Bit On The Side.


Channel 5’s head of factual entertainment Steve Gowans said: “The house has been designed to transport the housemates into a world combining the exuberance of Las Vegas with the rugged Wild West.”


However, executive producer Susy Price warned: “It may look like a summer paradise, but for housemates this will be no holiday.”

[Glenn.]

Highlight word of the story....rompathon.

[Black Dagger]

'No Holiday'

Don't lie, you'll be giving them local takeaway every night and getting them pissed so you can get your randy sex games.

[Novo]

" Shock Plan Exposed "

Columbo, Sherlock and Frost all working for the Daily Star now

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Was "pervey" ever the point?

I know I've never tuned in to ogle the eye candy or watch people get off with each other.

To be fair yeah back in the day it was sort of taboo to switch on and watch 10 adults showering, sleeping and eating together.

Thats what made BB so controvercial because it was basically a little bit pervey lol.

[DigitalSid]

Was "pervey" ever the point?

I know I've never tuned in to ogle the eye candy or watch people get off with each other.

Same. Except BBCH when Emilia was exercising.

[BBDodge]

They have cordoned off two double beds and surrounded them with mirrors and lighting.

The beds have not been cordoned off.
The whole bedroom is surrounded by mirrors. It's to hide the cameras and it's the same every year.
The lights are there every year too.
Peter Dyke is a prat.

[Marsh.]

ultimate kinky bedroom.

It is a clear hint they want the randy wannabes to couple up and put on a rompathon.

There are two long seats on either side of the table, meaning everyone will have to squash in together.

In the luxurious dining area, which is decked out with marble and bronze, the contestants will have to cosy up.

Do they not cringe at themselves? There should be a law passed to stop this kind of amateur "journalism".

TV watchdogs Ofcom are said to be on standby to ensure the reality show does not go too far.

:joker:

It is the biggest and most luxurious property ever designed for the series

Er, no it isn't.

[Jords]

Live sex show oh fgs

[Marsh.]

To be fair yeah back in the day it was sort of taboo to switch on and watch 10 adults showering, sleeping and eating together.

Thats what made BB so controvercial because it was basically a little bit pervey lol.

I see what you're saying, yeah that is true. The voyeurism was a big thing.

But, sex has never been the actual focus. Much less sex dens and live porn. :laugh:

[Jack_]

That paragraph...stop it, I can't :laugh3:

Is it only me that's sitting here dying with laughter at the absurdity of their laughable 'journalism'?

[Jordan.]

I'm more interested in the '63 Stone Girl Stuck In House' headline. Hope this isn't a sign they've got Josie Gibson lined to go back in.

[Novo]

No wonders people get put of watching it with headlines like that though.. it's not even fair on the show really because it's nothing like that but people will just read those headlines though and judge it on that

[Jack_]

'BIG BRUV UNLEASHES SECRET SEX TUNNEL'

'HOUSEMATES TO ROMP IN SEXY BRUV BROTHEL'

'SEX TASTIC BB TO HAVE SAUCY SEX SHED'

'DIRTY DESMOND TO MASTURBATE IN BRUV SEX DUNGEON'

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[daniel-lewis-1985]

How can they think that this is good advertising lol?

To all the people blaming Channel 5 though thats bull****...Its been the same headlines since BB3

[Marsh.]

How can they think that this is good advertising lol?

To all the people blaming Channel 5 though thats bull****...Its been the same headlines since BB3

They're blaming channel 5, because they actually own the show now. The same bosses run this paper. They're ruining its reputation by printing that rubbish.

[Kizzy]

They just want more viewers...Those who always watch and those who watch in case someone shags...

[daniel-lewis-1985]

They're blaming channel 5, because they actually own the show now. The same bosses run this paper. They're ruining its reputation by printing that rubbish.

You're not reading what im saying.

Let me say it again.

They are printing the same stories they have since 2002 doesnt matter if the same people own BB now its still the same story and people are acting like its a new thing and Channel 5 have made up the headline.

Its old news :rolleyes:

[Marsh.]

You're not reading what im saying.

Let me say it again.

They are printing the same stories they have since 2002 doesnt matter if the same people own BB now its still the same story and people are acting like its a new thing and Channel 5 have made up the headline.

Its old news :rolleyes:

I responded to the "blaming channel 5" comment. That's justified, they make the paper afterall.

But, as for treating it like a "new thing", I haven't noticed.

[JohnnyBB]

Dust the Cob webs Nones Shagged in there since 2003?!

[Marsh.]

I'd say Chanelle and Ziggy were the last ones. Thought they were being very clever and discreet, then Carol gave them a condom lecture.

Although they could all be doing it and we wouldn't know without livefeed. lol

[Colbert-Bump]

Don't tell me they are inviting Tashie back....:joker:

[BBDodge]

Dust the Cob webs Nones Shagged in there since 2003?!

2003 was Teen BB. First definite shag.

Michelle and Stu were 2004.

I'm sure there are others since.

[Marc]

Teen BB must have seen some action

[Samuel.]

Can't wait.

[Beastie]

Classy. ha.

[Sam:)]

What the **** is actually wrong with them? How this does BS get approved for publishing