TiBB's Hotseat 2012: Patrick

[King Gizzard]

The one they all wanted to see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

This time in the seat is the ultimate LAD Patrick:


Patrick

Would you ever consider adopting a ferret?

[Niall]

What's your favourite species of fish?

[Stu]

Would you take it up the ass from Danny Dyer if he put on a wig and had a Kerrang! compilation with him?

[Patrick]

I had to Google Image the word Ferret, but yes I would. :amazed:

[Patrick]

What's your favourite species of fish?

Nemo, like clown fish. :love:

Would you take it up the ass from Danny Dyer if he put on a wig and had a Kerrang! compilation with him?

No, I'd offer him a drink and we'd enjoy a chat - whilst watching Kerrang! instead. Much more appropriate.

[Niamh.]

If you had to emigrate but could only chose either Poland or Romania, which would you pick?

[Patrick]

If you had to emigrate but could only chose either Poland or Romania, which would you pick?

..That is the hardest question ever, both countries make me sick.

Right I'd say Poland - because they seem to know how to party, Romanian's steal alot, I don't get on with them [don't get on with Polish people that well either] but I'd bare them alot longer than Romanians.

Also I think Poland's warmer or something. Apparently.

[Kate!]

Best and worst alltime housemates?

[King Gizzard]

Who wins in a fight out of Marcus Akin and the Abominable Snowman?

[Maia]

Ticket to a Pendulum concert or a day-pass ticket to the Big Brother house?

[Stu]

The thought of you watching Kerrang! videos with Danny Dyer over a few cans is absoloutely glorious.

[Maia]

Would you sell Stu to native Polish men for the chance to have a drink with Danny Dyer?

[Patrick]

Best and worst alltime housemates?

Best:

Lord Aaron, Rex, Marcus, Issac, John James, Alex Sibley, Darnell, Big Jason, Victor, Maxwell, and George from BB7, simply because of the reason he gave for walking out.

Worst:

Jade, Alex, Josie Gibson, Steve with the leg, Heaven and Rachel Rice.

Who wins in a fight out of Marcus Akin and the Abominable Snowman?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00841/Marcus-Akin-280_841692a.jpg

[Stu]

Are you trying to pimp me, Mollie?

Patrick wouldn't have to. I'd sell myself and expect a cold, Eastern European rogering just to see the boys face light up when Dyer comes into his mums living room with a six pack of Harp.

[Patrick]

Are you trying to pimp me, Mollie?

Patrick wouldn't have to. I'd sell myself and expect a cold, Eastern European rogering just to see the boys face light up when Dyer comes into his mums living room with a six pack of Harp.

OMG. :amazed:

It's funny because I can picture what he'd say and everything,
'Alright san?' or something like that. Jesus. Whilst a film crew follow behind him.

Would you sell Stu to native Polish men for the chance to have a drink with Danny Dyer?

Without a doubt.

Ticket to a Pendulum concert or a day-pass ticket to the Big Brother house?

That is one of the hardest questions I've ever been asked.

I'd take the BB pass - becuase then they'd see me, realize I'm amazing and ask me to stay or come back next year.

Where as I'm sure Pendulum will do many more tours.

[King Gizzard]

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Would?

[King Gizzard]

Can you relate to this

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[Patrick]

Can you relate to this

http://www.crazyprofile.com/myspace_Comments/imgs/emo17.gif

#totes.

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/goth-punk-or-emo-19.jpg

Would?

After a few.

[Patrick]

I've just realized I have a friend who looks near enough identical to that photo you posted Nate.

Sickening.

[Stu]

What is 'a few'?

How much does it take to get you cabbage?

[Patrick]

What is 'a few'?

How much does it take to get you cabbage?

Depends. It changes frequently.

That Saturday there, 7 Bottles of Bud and 4 Bottles of Coors.

[awaits mocking]

[Jordan.]

If you had the choice between giving BB11 Steve his eye and legs back OR for you to decide the winner of BB9 which would you choose?

[bbfan1991]

What things do you like about GTA IV?

What places in England would you want to visit?

What is your favourite food and colour?

[Black Dagger]

If Rex had been the winner of BB9 would it have easier to have coped with Rachel being runner up?

I'l never get the hate for Rachel or 'boring' claims, there has been far more dullards than her over the years, but still.

Oh and, do you still visit that caravan? ha

[Jack_]

Rachel Rice and Hira...two of the dullest female housemates ever, but who was worse? And who would you rather poke your sausage into?

[Niamh.]

Where in the world do you most want to visit?

[Patrick]

If you had the choice between giving BB11 Steve his eye and legs back OR for you to decide the winner of BB9 which would you choose?

:joker::joker::joker::joker: I forgot he had no eyes, omg.

I'd chose the winner of BB9. Rex Newmark.

[Patrick]

If Rex had been the winner of BB9 would it have easier to have coped with Rachel being runner up?

I'l never get the hate for Rachel or 'boring' claims, there has been far more dullards than her over the years, but still.

Oh and, do you still visit that caravan? ha

No, infact that would of made it far worst. :laugh: It would of been aggravating.
It's the fact BB9 had the best bunch of housemates since BB5, and then the dullest won it.

LOL Nope ;)

[Patrick]

What things do you like about GTA IV?

What places in England would you want to visit?

What is your favourite food and colour?

The logo, the fact there may be dogs in it, and that it seems alot more interesting than GTA 4.

Essex, London and Manchester.

Pasta, Pringles - and Red. :D

[Redway]

If you were stranded on an island and had to take 10 members with you, who would you take?

[King Gizzard]

Who has more swag, Redway or Sticks?

[Patrick]

Who has more swag, Redway or Sticks?

Sticks. :worship:

If you were stranded on an island and had to take 10 members with you, who would you take?

Locke.
Mollie
Jack_
Jordan
CaraRawr
Chewy
Kate
Michael123
Scott
Shaun

All for different reasons.

Rachel Rice and Hira...two of the dullest female housemates ever, but who was worse? And who would you rather poke your sausage into?

Rachel was worse - because she won. At least Hira quietly ******ed off after eating a cake and doing a silly dance.

As for who I'd do, I just googled both of them - and I was initially going to decide I'd do Hira, but Rachel has some saucy pictures out there.
Also, I think it'd be funny to shout abuse at her whilst ******ing her, but say it in a dirty tone;

'Yeah, you like that - you ******ing dull bitch! Swallow if you like chick peas!' etc

God I need a life.

Where in the world do you most want to visit?

Australia :love:

[Harry!]

Nicki Minaj or Justin Bieber?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

..That is the hardest question ever, both countries make me sick.

:joker:

[Jack_]

'Yeah, you like that - you ******ing dull bitch! Swallow if you like chick peas!' etc

Patrick omg I'm dying :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

That is so going in my sig.

[Black Dagger]

OMG Paddy, I shouldn't laugh because she was easily my favourite winner and in my top 10 house-mates but :laugh2:

[Kate!]

:laugh2: Oh Patrick.

Which Tibb member would you most hate to be stuck in a lift with?

[Patrick]

Nicki Minaj or Justin Bieber?

Bieber. Because all and all, he's a lad for getting into Selena.

[Kizzy]

Hello patrick, would you rather be rich and lonely or poor and happy?

[Patrick]

:laugh2: Oh Patrick.

Which Tibb member would you most hate to be stuck in a lift with?

lolastex, or whatever you call it.
It'd be like a non stop trivia on the history of The United States - you'd feel like you got into the lift, for a tour guide on America.

[Patrick]

Hello patrick, would you rather be rich and lonely or poor and happy?

Hi :)

Rich and Lonely. I could buy myself things to replace friends, as Ben Duncan of BB11 once said,

'I always thought, what you lack in friends - you make up for in mannequins'.

[Ramsay]

would you rather have herpes or syphilis?

[Patrick]

would you rather have herpes or syphilis?

I'd rather die, like honestly - I would actually rather be dead.

[Braden]

What celebrity would you not even save from a burning house?

[Patrick]

What celebrity would you not even save from a burning house?

Rhianna.

[Ramsay]

would you cut off your baby toe for 1 million quid?

[Firewire]

If you could have sex with any male celebrity, who would it be?

[thesheriff443]

out of all the bb series pick 8 guys and 8 girl who you think would have made the ultimate series.

[Mrluvaluva]

What's your favourite shade?

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[Patrick]

out of all the bb series pick 8 guys and 8 girl who you think would have made the ultimate series.

Brian Dowling
Rex Newmark
Victor Edbuwa
Marco Sabba
Sam Pepper
Lord Aaron
Marcus Akin

Kate Lawler
Nikki Grahame
Rebeckah Vaughan
Stephanie McMichael
Saskia Howard
Bea Hamill
What's your favourite shade?

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Apricot :D

If you could have sex with any male celebrity, who would it be?

I could never physically have sex with a guy, but probably the hottest guy is Zac Efron.

would you cut off your baby toe for 1 million quid?

I'd freeze it first, then yes.

[Stu]

I could never physically have sex with a guy, but probably the hottest guy is Zac Efron.
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/severance4.jpg

[Firewire]

I could never physically have sex with a guy, but probably the hottest guy is Zac Efron.


good choice!

[Patrick]

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/severance4.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

What age do you think you will get married at?


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:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

do you believe GypsyGoth has 3 eyes

[Ninastar]

would you say you've changed for the better over the past year?

[Raph]

Rachel was worse - because she won. At least Hira quietly ******ed off after eating a cake and doing a silly dance.

As for who I'd do, I just googled both of them - and I was initially going to decide I'd do Hira, but Rachel has some saucy pictures out there.
Also, I think it'd be funny to shout abuse at her whilst ******ing her, but say it in a dirty tone;

'Yeah, you like that - you ******ing dull bitch! Swallow if you like chick peas!' etc


As much as I love Rachel, and although she's my favorite housemate ever, that really made me laugh. :hugesmile: Come on though man, had she not won BB9, and finished in 5th or something, your views on her would've been different, for sure!

[Patrick]

What age do you think you will get married at?


25 :D

would you say you've changed for the better over the past year?

Alot yes. I use to be a cheeky, arrogant, rude little ******er - who would just say things thinking I knew what was up etc

I'd like to think I'm abit more mature now. :laugh:

As much as I love Rachel, and although she's my favorite housemate ever, that really made me laugh. :hugesmile: Come on though man, had she not won BB9, and finished in 5th or something, your views on her would've been different, for sure!

Yeah, of course they would. Because I wouldn't remember her enough to hate her :laugh:

[Locke.]

You are given the choice of any 2 female TiBB members to have a threesome with - Who do you choose?

[King Gizzard]

Have you ever seen NinaStar dressed as a camel

[Jords]

I could never physically have sex with a guy, but probably the hottest guy is Zac Efron.


That is such a gay choice Paddy :joker:

[King Gizzard]

Jack :nono:

[Jack_]

:(

[Iceman]

:shocked: Jack TSK

If you could be rich but not famous or a famous with a tiny amount of money which would you pick?

[Marsh.]

What's Jack done?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i reallly dont get the zac efron love at all

patrick marks out of 10

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[King Gizzard]

do you think niamh is a figment of our imaginations

[Patrick]

You are given the choice of any 2 female TiBB members to have a threesome with - Who do you choose?

Mollie and CaraRawr. Easy.

[Patrick]

i reallly dont get the zac efron love at all

patrick marks out of 10

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He's ugly in the first picture.

Second, 7/10

[Patrick]

What's Jack done?

This. :suspect:

:shocked: Jack TSK

If you could be rich but not famous or a famous with a tiny amount of money which would you pick?

First.

Then I could buy my way into Big Brother or something, gain fame that way.