So I left school today...

[Joe.]

...feel so underwhelmed by it all.

Got 8 exams left but we're off school now so really have 3 months before I start college- feels so weird to have left and now there's going to be this 3 month void in my life lol

we got year-books and they're amazing but I still just don't want to be off now and wanna go into school tomorrow!

[Jack_]

I said this the other day but I thought you did your GCSE's and finished last year? :conf:

[Patrick]

And then you can sit back and enjoy married life. :pipe:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

And then you can sit back and enjoy married life. :pipe:

was just gonna say the exact same thing :joker:

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/SAItk.gif

[Marsh.]

And then you can sit back and enjoy married life. :pipe:

:joker:

[Joe.]

well we've got the wedding set for mid-june :D

[bbfan1991]

Surprise Surprise.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well we've got the wedding set for mid-june :D

http://i.imgur.com/yNUhO.png

[InOne]

well we've got the wedding set for mid-june :D

Who is paying for it?

[Joe.]

i'm really excited for it- getting my stig do thing planned soon

[MTVN]

*stag do

[Marsh.]

You've left school to a 3 month "void" in your life but getting married slipped your mind? :joker:

[InOne]

*stag do

You not heard of Stig do's? It's what people who are getting married under 15 call them.

[Firewire]

i'm really excited for it- getting my stig do thing planned soon

ooh, is it top gear themed?

are you going go-karting?!

[Patrick]

i'm really excited for it- getting my stig do thing planned soon

Bring the lads from TiBB along, be a wild one.

[Joe.]

got a few exams before the wedding so it shall be nice to have it in-between exams :D

[MTVN]

You not heard of Stig do's? It's what people who are getting married under 15 call them.

Ah right apologies, my mistake

[Shaun]

ooh, is it top gear themed?

are you going go-karting?!

I heard he's putting tin cans on strings on the back of his <3 so qt

[Firewire]

I heard he's putting tin cans on strings on the back of his <3 so qt

aww isn't that adorable!

[bbfan1991]

I heard he is going to Gretna Green;).

[Jordan.]

http://www.**********************/attachment.php?attachmentid=146593&d=1336530761

[Firewire]

Ah right apologies, my mistake

I have a feeling that was a joke, since people under 16 can't get married :tongue:

[Joe.]

I have a feeling that was a joke, since people under 16 can't get married :tongue:

i'm 16? almost 17.

And Shaun don't take the piss.

[Shaun]

sorry! all the best x

[InOne]

I have a feeling that was a joke, since people under 16 can't get married :tongue:

I wasn't sure if he got it from that reply :joker:

[Firewire]

i'm 16? almost 17.

And Shaun don't take the piss.

Well you don't jump from 16 to 18, do you?

And I didn't question your age.

[Ninastar]

you're nearly 17?

You finish school at 16

the closest your birthday would be is September

[Marsh.]

I have a feeling that was a joke, since people under 16 can't get married :tongue:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpgyrMqt21qdz3dz.gif

[Firewire]

you're nearly 17?

You finish school at 16

the closest your birthday would be is September

Caitlin the detective.

dis gettin gud

[Firewire]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpgyrMqt21qdz3dz.gif

Um, I'm aware.

[Marsh.]

Um, I'm aware.

Didn't seem it from your reply.

[MTVN]

Haha no I did realise the stig do thing was a joke :laugh:

[InOne]

So Joe., will you let us TiBBers plan your stig do for you?

[Joe.]

er no- i am nearly 17- my birthdays november it's less than a year :)

stop taking the piss everyone seriously- why do I even bother?

[Firewire]

Didn't seem it from your reply.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpgyrMqt21qdz3dz.gif

[Firewire]

er no- i am nearly 17- my birthdays november it's less than a year :)

stop taking the piss everyone seriously- why do I even bother?

November is 6 months away, so you're not nearly 17.

[Joe.]

okay then i'm not nearly 17 but I am 16 so ****

[Firewire]

okay then i'm not nearly 17 but I am 16 so ****

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3d11vHDb21qguwnz.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Does your wife know you have anger problems Joe?

[Marsh.]

okay then i'm not nearly 17 but I am 16 so ****

Aww, who's the lucky lady?

[Joe.]

urgh Firewire your so annoying- go and wank a dog or something loser

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

yeah jonathan go and wank a dog

[LaLaLand]

I remember when I left school (6 years ago now!) and I couldn't wait to leave... then a few months later I'd give anything to go back.

School days are the best days of your life, you don't realize it when you're there.

Good luck with the exams though Joe!

[Firewire]

yeah jonathan go and wank a dog

i can't my dog had his balls removed

[Marsh.]

I remember when I left school (6 years ago now!) and I couldn't wait to leave... then a few months later I'd give anything to go back.

School days are the best days of your life, you don't realize it when you're there.

Good luck with the exams though Joe!

I agree that you don't realise how much you actually enjoyed it until you've left.

[Jack_]

Joe why do you keep ignoring me? Odd considering mine was probably the only question not taking the piss :suspect:

[Firewire]

urgh Firewire your so annoying- go and wank a dog or something loser

http://www.troll.me/images2/grammar-correction-guy/youre-thumb.jpg

[Harry!]

You can be married with parents consent at age 16, free will at 18. I still think it is silly for you to marry this early though. College is alot harder then school.

[Ninastar]

Does your wife know you have anger problems Joe?

* fiancée

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i can't my dog had his balls removed

you could still try :rolleyes:

[Marsh.]

Dry hump it instead.

[Firewire]

you could still try :rolleyes:

no

[GypsyGoth]

* fiancée

Oh right :laugh:

[Joe.]

Sorry Jack didn't see your question- what was it again?

[Shaun]

Y7Y9nYCcYbw

-joins arms with caitlin and claudia to sing along-

[Ninastar]

Y7Y9nYCcYbw

-joins arms with caitlin and claudia to sing along-

-sways-

[Jack_]

Sorry Jack didn't see your question- what was it again?

I thought you did your GCSE's and finished last year? :conf:

[Samuel.]

School days are the best days of your life

Honestly hate every time I hear this, and not because I believe it to be true.

[Harry!]

Remember to post pics of your wild stag do! x

[Maia]

And your wedding, don't forget to show us the wedding pictures!

[Stu]

Is the lucky lady aware of what a massive toolbox you are?

[Iceman]

this is hilarious.

[Kate!]

http://www.**********************/attachment.php?attachmentid=146593&d=1336530761

:hugesmile:

we need this adding so much.

[Joe.]

Is the lucky lady aware of what a massive toolbox you are?

I don't own a toolbox?

[Niamh.]

Joe, I think the jig is up tbf, you can't carry on the "getting married in the summer" thing when you posted this in your OP :laugh: now there's going to be this 3 month void in my life lol

[Iceman]

I don't own a toolbox?

:laugh3:

[Jack_]

I don't own a toolbox?

Oh the sweet irony.

[Iceman]

Joe, I think the jig is up tbf, you can't carry on the "getting married in the summer thing when you posted this in your OP :laugh: now there's going to be this 3 month void in my life lol

Did anyone actually ever believe it?

[Joe.]

Well I'm not sure if the wedding's june or August that's why- gosh.

[Niamh.]

Did anyone actually ever believe it?

I had a hat bought and everything :pipe:

[Iceman]

Well I'm not sure if the wedding's june or August that's why- gosh.

Seriously? So you dont know if you're getting married this month or not? cop on man, nobody believes this and you're making yourself to look a right tit.

[Iceman]

I had a hat bought and everything :pipe:

So did scott.

[Niamh.]

Well I'm not sure if the wedding's june or August that's why- gosh.

It's June now, you better get planning :joker:

[Sam:)]

Even august is short notice, you'd want to be planning a wedding for longer than two months.
Also no point in a stag do, cant drink in a bar and you cant go to a strip club.... or go to a nightclub. So yous will probably be sitting in your living room with a bottle of breezer watching striptease porn and playing a David Guetta CD

[Joe.]

We're arranging a date today actually- I think we're looking at mid-july :D

[Marsh.]

I don't own a toolbox?

I really hope you've told your fiancee, that'll be a shock on your wedding night.

[MTVN]

You made a thread a while back saying you had the date already set for July then here you said June, then June or August, and now it's July again :laugh:

[Jack_]

I really hope you've told your fiancee, that'll be a shock on your wedding night.

:laugh2:

[Joe.]

MTVN we had to cancel it because I had an exam on that day but now we're arranging a day for mid-july.

[Jords]

oh its definitely all BS, thank jebus.

[Black Dagger]

I had a hat bought and everything :pipe:

So did I, how depressing, it was a decent price as well :pipe:

Where did you get yours from btw, it'd be embarrassing if it does go ahead and we wear the same.

[Marsh.]

It only just dawned on you that you would be leaving school and finishing your GCSE's this summer?

Yeah, ok.

[Joe.]

08marsh we hadn't got our exam dates yet!

Believe what you want I cannot wait to marry my beautiful fiance.

[Marsh.]

08marsh we hadn't got our exam dates yet!

Believe what you want I cannot wait to marry my beautiful fiance.

That doesn't matter. It's fairly obvious exams will be taking place throughout June.

You've been caught out in your lie several times. I'd stop now if I were you.

[Jords]

*facepalm*

[Jords]

Is it Effy btw?

[Joe.]

Yes but we set a PROVISIONAL date and have had to change it ebcause of exams.

This is not a lie.

[Marsh.]

Yes but we set a PROVISIONAL date and have had to change it ebcause of exams.

This is not a lie.

Ah, of course. Apologies.

[Sam:)]

If your finished school and yet to start college how could you have an exam?

[Marsh.]

If your finished school and yet to start college how could you have an exam?

You leave school before the exams finish. Then you only have to go in for your own exams and not everyday.

[Niamh.]

So did I, how depressing, it was a decent price as well :pipe:

Where did you get yours from btw, it'd be embarrassing if it does go ahead and we wear the same.

Bought it on Ebay, you like?

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/3d/e/AAAAC3TTEsUAAAAAAD3hVw.jpg?v=1237988674000

[MTVN]

It's not a funeral Niamh :suspect:

[Marsh.]

Looks like one for a funeral. Do you not have much faith in the marriage Niamh?

[Sam:)]

You leave school before the exams finish. Then you only have to go in for your own exams and not everyday.
Yeah we do that here aswell, but they start next wednesday and go on for 2 weeks.... would you not have got a timetable for June exams yet?

[Niamh.]

Looks like one for a funeral. Do you not have much faith in the marriage Niamh?

:laugh:

So, have you and your future wife bought a house yet or are ye planning to rent, Joe?

[Iceman]

http://raluxa.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/trlht.jpg

[Marsh.]

Yeah we do that here aswell, but they start next wednesday and go on for 2 weeks.... would you not have got a timetable for June exams yet?

Exactly. Big fibber our Joe.

[Joe.]

We got the timetable back in the first week of May lol so that's why we're changing the provisional date to June lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

lol indeed

[Vicky.]

http://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/7/0/1/4/2/a4051682-217-DOUBLE-FACEPALM-600x480.jpg?d=1306873439

[Niamh.]

July*

[Marsh.]

We got the timetable back in the first week of May lol so that's why we're changing the provisional date to June lol

:suspect: Thought you'd now settled on mid-July?

[Black Dagger]

Bought it on Ebay, you like?

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/3d/e/AAAAC3TTEsUAAAAAAD3hVw.jpg?v=1237988674000

EBAY? This is the wedding of the century and you are buying stuff off Ebay? Tacky bitch :tongue:

[Marsh.]

http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Princess-Beatrices-royal-wedding-hat-has-attracted-a-bid-of-£18400..jpg

[Firewire]

i'm laughing so much at this omfg

[Joe.]

*meant july* lol-

yeah in april we set a provisional date for june but got my exam dates in may so have decided to change the provisional date to mid-july

[MTVN]

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198950&highlight=

:whistle:

[Joe.]

MTVN, that was April 1st when that was posted- we'd set it for July then but my fiance wanted to move it forward to June.

Why does the date matter anyhow?

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[Jack_]

MTVN, that was April 1st when that was posted- we'd set it for July then but my fiance wanted to move it forward to June.

Why does the date matter anyhow?

Yeah, convenient date for the thread to be posted.

[Marsh.]

:laugh2: So, you knew back in April GCSE's would get in the way but then moved it to June anyway, only to now have to move it back? Deary me Joe. You're doing yourself no favours.

[Joe.]

Don't really care about the past- all I'm going to say is NOW it's set for mid-July

[Patrick]

Fair play to Joe.

He's been proved wrong about 300 times, and keeps going and finding ways around this. If it were me I'd of quietly logged off and never returned, with embarrassment by now.

[Samuel.]

He's just enjoying the attention. It'll carry on for as long as people question him about it.

[Stu]

Fair play to Joe.

He's been proved wrong about 300 times, and keeps going and finding ways around this. If it were me I'd of quietly logged off and never returned, with embarrassment by now.
Yep. He has got people exactly where he wants them. It's hysterical. The only facepalming I'm doing is for the folks engaged in legitimate dialogue with him trying to prove him wrong with facts and figures.

Of course he isn't getting married for **** sake. Moving on ...

[Black Dagger]

But he HAS to get married, my suit from George can't go to waste :sad:

[Shaun]

"If anyone knows of any lawful impediment why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your pe-"

"HE'S GOT A BIOLOGY GCSE STARTING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES"

*everyone screams and rushes for the doors*

[Marsh.]

"If anyone knows of any lawful impediment why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your pe-"

"HE'S GOT A BIOLOGY GCSE STARTING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES"

*everyone screams and rushes for the doors*

:laugh2:

[Marc]

This thread :laugh:

But well done on finishing school Joe! :thumbs:

[Marc]

"If anyone knows of any lawful impediment why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your pe-"

"HE'S GOT A BIOLOGY GCSE STARTING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES"

*everyone screams and rushes for the doors*

:laugh3:

[Marshmallaw]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life.

[Joe.]

"If anyone knows of any lawful impediment why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your pe-"

"HE'S GOT A BIOLOGY GCSE STARTING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES"

*everyone screams and rushes for the doors*

I've already done my Biology gcse you pleb.

urgh- for goodness sake- I am getting married mid-june to my beautiful fiance and I cannot wait- why did I even bother telling the forum this lol

[Marsh.]

So, when July actually arrives will it have been pushed back to September? And then next summer? And then the summer after? And then... oh, I give up. lol

[Tom4784]

"If anyone knows of any lawful impediment why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your pe-"

"HE'S GOT A BIOLOGY GCSE STARTING IN FIFTEEN MINUTES"

*everyone screams and rushes for the doors*

Oh god I just cackled.

I hope this is real, I've already got Vivienne Westwood to design me a hat and that bitch gets crabby when you cancel orders.

[Marsh.]

I've already done my Biology gcse you pleb.

urgh- for goodness sake- I am getting married mid-june to my beautiful fiance and I cannot wait- why did I even bother telling the forum this lol

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Aw I've got my 15 yo bride to be making my suit, I'd hate to tell her I don't need it anymore.

http://en.maquilasolidarity.org/sites/maquilasolidarity.org/files/images/Phallin-thai-factory.jpg

It was going to be so colourful as well... :sad:

[Joe.]

CLOSE THIS THREAD PLEASE MODS.

Final comment- you'll all look like fools when I do marry mid-july to my fiance and you all have to grovel an apology.

[Marsh.]

:laugh3:

[Marshmallaw]

i made an account just to laugh at this.

[Me. I Am Salman]

i made an account just to laugh at this.

:joker:

[Marshmallaw]

and you all have to grovel an apology.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: