TiBB Hotseat 2012: Niall

[King Gizzard]

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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

This time in the seat is the man who recently got jailed for raping a pencil case:


Niall

Do you ever get mistaken for Wesley Snipes?

[Jords]

If you found out Bjork is just a fragment of your imagination and everything about her is your creation in your head how would you feel?

[Jords]

How would you best describe a flamingo?

[King Gizzard]

Did you know scott's from Belgium?

[Jords]

If you turned into a rock at what speed would you have to be thrown at to knock over the Eiffel tower?

[Jords]

Whats brown and sticky?

[Shaun]

When you are looking in the mirror how much do you want to cut yourself?

[Shaun]

Can your hair be used as an emergency pair of curtains?

[Jords]

Would you ever consider going on BGT and balancing a pineapple on your head?

[Shaun]

To the nearest 3 digit number, how gay are you?

[Jords]

What power from Heroes would you most want?

[Shaun]

Does having the same name as someone in One Direction affect your performance in bed?

[Shaun]

If you had to murder one pop star to steal their husband/boyfriend who would it be?

[Jords]

Is topaz yellow or blue?

[Jords]

What star sign are you?

[Jords]

If the Earth got over-populated and you had to move to Mars which 5 members would you take?

[Shaun]

What is your favourite day of the week to go swimming on?

[Jords]

Whats your all time favourite toilet you had the pleasure to piss/poop in?

[Jords]

Can you grow facial hair?

[Jack_]

How many questions will we have to spam before you go insane?

[Jack_]

Will you be multi-quoting all of these questions?

[Jack_]

Have you ever wanted to punch a horse in the mouth?

[Shaun]

Who's asking better questions - me or Jords or Kellan Lutz?

[Jack_]

Do you like Jamie East?

[Jords]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Jords]

How about now?

[Shaun]

Have you considered changing your surname, by deedpoll, to River?

[Jords]

And now?

[Jack_]

Who is the sexiest member on DS?

[Jords]

I conclude you are blind, what do you say about this?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite Pokemon move?

[Shaun]

There is a grey Tesco plastic bag on top of my kitchen cupboards - did you know they came in that colour and who the hell put it there?

[Jack_]

What's the most times you have masturbated in a day?

[Jords]

Do you prefer Prince Will or Prince Harry?

[King Gizzard]

You shut your mouth. How can you say I go about things the wrong way?

[Shaun]

What is your favourite Selena Gomez song?

[Jack_]

Do you prefer to give or receive...















presents?

[Jords]

How many teeth does a humpback whale have?

[Jack_]

Top or bottom...






bunk?

[GypsyGoth]

What is your favorite time of the day?

[Jack_]

Do you spit or swallow?









...when you get a 'mini-sick'.

[Jords]

Do you prefer to give or receive...












aids?

[Shaun]

Do you think Elijah Wood enjoys being licked by men dressed as dogs?

[King Gizzard]

How many scented candles does Patrick own?

[GypsyGoth]

To the nearest 10, how many people have you met so far in your life?

[Jords]

If Claudy showed up to your house dressed up as catwoman and started purring how would you react?

[Jack_]

Does my avatar need updating?

[Shaun]

I have four potatoes, some basil, 3 tomatoes, a fillet of salmon and a vanilla pod (as well as the basic seasonings and oils), what do you propose I make?

[Shaun]

There are people shouting outside in the street. How likely are they to be twats?

[GypsyGoth]

If Jords started tickling you, would you tell him to stop?

[King Gizzard]

GypsyGoth. Bit of a douchecanoe?

[Jords]

Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it was real life?

[Shaun]

Has your urine ever screamed?

[Jords]

Whats your opinion on Shaun's sig?

[GypsyGoth]

Nathan. A double douchecanoe?

[Jords]

Whats your favourite type of cloud?

[Shaun]

What is a douchecanoe?

[King Gizzard]

Do you wish reece(: Would get rid of that god damn (: at the end of his username?

[Shaun]

Do you prefer test tubes or petri dishes?

[Jords]

The iceberg that sunk the titantic. How much of a prick is it?

[GypsyGoth]

Do you remember who had this avatar on tibb?

http://i.imgur.com/2iZKM.jpg

[Jordan.]

Would you rather be a pie or a quiche?

[Jords]

You are waiting at a bus stop next to a big bushy bush. How many leaves do you pull off whilst waiting for a taxi to arrive?

[Shaun]

How do you bleed a radiator?

[Jords]

What else does T-i-B-B stand for?

[King Gizzard]

How would you describe your relationship with your front door

[Stu]

Christopher Biggins : Would you?

[GypsyGoth]

Is it true that the cockroach that was up Fatima's nose will be in the next CBB?

[Jords]

Have you ever sat on a tomato and pretended you had a heavy 'flow' to get out of lesson?

[Jordan.]

Would you appreciate a kettle as a christmas present?

[Stu]

Would you trade all your Apple products to be Chico's little spoon for a night? I would.

[Shaun]

Do you separate your washing into whites and darks, and if so, do you ever feel guilty for basically reliving the apartheid?

[Jordan.]

Have you ever killed a spider and wondered if it's family would come and get revenge?

[Stu]

Can I visit you when I come to London in two months?

[GypsyGoth]

Did you know that the day after tomorrow is two days away?

[King Gizzard]

Have you ever taken offense to being likened to a young Joseph Stalin?

[Shaun]

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from Brokeback Mountain where he's oh-so-angsty about wanting to bone you, how would you react?

[Stu]

Rate Jamie Pugh in terms of personality.

[Jords]

What is the meaning of the word 'ductractorism'?

[Stu]

Will you post a picture of Steve Blackman in the wrestling thread and I'll love you forever and ever?

Please?

[GypsyGoth]

If Bjork was driving, what colour would the car be?

[Jordan.]

Would you ever buy a pram from kiddicare.com?

[King Gizzard]

How many Steve Blackman's does it take to fill a Fiat Panda?

[Jords]

Whats the worst smell in the world?

[Stu]

What's your favourite Jacamo advert?

[King Gizzard]

Are you going to answer all these questions or do you want to be banned?

[Jordan.]

What came first the carrot or the cucumber?

[Jords]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads12/wierd1201473757.jpg

What is going on here?

[Stu]

Would you lie to Charles & Eddie?

[GypsyGoth]

Did I just brush my teeth?

[Shaun]

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from WALL-E where he's trying to override an evil robot steering a ship full of all-obese humans away from Earth, how would you react?

[GypsyGoth]

Have you ever been in that situation when you lose your keys and your phone?

[Shaun]

Did Claudia just misspell 'lose'?

[King Gizzard]

Igor Biscan?

[Jords]

Whats your opinion on cougars?

[Stu]

Is Marc a real human or did white noise manage to formulate a TiBB account?

[GypsyGoth]

Did you know Niall that I copied and pasted it?

[Redway]

What's the most arkward experience you've ever had?

[Jords]

I think this is a leading question, is this a leading question?

[Shaun]

Is Stu short for 'Stufafafafafalaffel'?

[GypsyGoth]

And I already corrected the spelling of situation (it was sutuation) can you imagine that?

[Jords]

If your were a puddle where would you like to accumulate?

[Jordan.]

Is Redway really always impartial?

[GypsyGoth]

I went back and edited it?

[Jords]

If you were a pile of leaves and some kids came and jumped on you and kicked you about would you tell them to **** off?

[Jords]

Would you ever have sex with a woman?

[GypsyGoth]

If you fell into a fast flowing river and you were heading to a waterfall, what time of day do you think it would be?

[Shaun]

aZ1YozUY1Qg

[Jords]

Would you ever have sex with a snowman?

[Jords]

How rude was Shaun's video?

[Shaun]

:mad: Where is the sense in this?

[Jordan.]

Did One Directions Niall answer YOUR twitter questions?

[Jords]

If Doogle came down your chimney, made some toast, then left through the backdoor how would you feel about this?

[Jords]

:pipe:

What is this guy's name?

[King Gizzard]

Was the Third Reich just misunderstood?

[Shaun]

¿Y Tú Qué Has Hecho?

[GypsyGoth]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like scales of 1 to 10?

[Shaun]

How amazing are Kristen Stewart's cheekbones in GypsyGoth's avatar?

[Jordan.]

Can your Nan pull off a polo neck tshirt?

[Jords]

If 2 + 4 = 6

And A + T = U

What is the value of ...:..::::. ?

[Jords]

When is the last time you had a nose bleed?

[Jords]

How amazing are Niki & the Dove?

[Shaun]

Why is Pepsi Max called Pepsi Max and not Pepsi Maxwell?

[Jordan.]

Remember Lydia on that Dirty Dancing program?

[GypsyGoth]

Can you dance like this?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x36oyx5l1rvwq31o1_250.gif

[Shaun]

Which season had the most bitter jury?

[Jords]

Remember when Jordan. was in that advert about doing a poo at Pauls?

[Jords]

Do people no want change?

[GypsyGoth]

Who really got the 4 millionth post here?

[Jords]

What you gone do when I appear?

[GypsyGoth]

Prostitution, yay or nay?

[Shaun]

Gay for pay DJs, yay or nay or ohay?

[King Gizzard]

Sie haben soeben eröffnete Google übersetzen?

[Jords]

How is your pet daffodil?

[Jordan.]

On a scale of 1-10 how cocky is Sweaty Box's Helen?

[King Gizzard]

why does bo bruce look like angela lansbury

[Shaun]

Paramore?

[Jack_]

Are you going to answer all of these questions?

[Jack_]

Am I allowed to sh*t on your pillow if you don't?

[Jords]

You look in the sky, its night, the stars align to write 'Jesus loves you'

On a scale of 1-10 how high are you?

[GypsyGoth]

Did you know that "sit on a potato pan otis," is a palindrome?

[King Gizzard]

Did you know Jack spelt backwards is margerine

[GypsyGoth]

I'm watching a movie?

[Shaun]

Can you ask Otis not to sit on my potato pan please?

[Shaun]

sABVhW1tc14

[Jords]

This is Marc

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGJ5-Jcmqsgo56XA9SCNwRXmr8b72fbW6bzB72BeOzuJ2ZuiokMHNIU-r4

Would ya?

[Jords]

What question would you like me to ask you?

[King Gizzard]

Will the first thing you say in this thread be ''omg'' or ''dying rn''?

[GypsyGoth]

Would you like a musical interlude to answering questions?

5WguvYJRTvk

[Jords]

Do you really like it? Is it is it wicked?

[Stu]

Bad boys, bad boys.










What are you going to do when they come for you?

[Jords]

I need to stop dont I?

[Shaun]

a6TzG_Ko8wA

[Jordan.]

Snog, Marry, Avoid - Jords in a sarong, Nathan in a Sari & Shaun in a turtleneck leotard?

[GypsyGoth]

Serious question now, will you join the revolution when it happens?

[Shaun]

Did Claudia just kill this thread?

[GypsyGoth]

No I did not?

[GypsyGoth]

Maybe I did?

[Jack_]

Have you read this question?

[Jack_]

Do stupid people know they're stupid?

[Shaun]

Do you think Lee doesn't post so much any more because she revealed she's intrigued by the colour of my dick?

[GypsyGoth]

Who is your 5th favorite housemate?

[Shaun]

When are you going to answer me!?

[Niall]

Well ****

[Niall]

Okay I'm gonna answer all the questions in ten minutes I'm just gonna finish American Horror Story.

Sorry I didn't see this earlier, I went to bed early last night and I've been really busy today. :blush2:

[Niall]

If you found out Bjork is just a fragment of your imagination and everything about her is your creation in your head how would you feel?

Sad at first, but then if she was just a figment of

How would you best describe a flamingo?

Pink, one legged, and very gay.

Did you know scott's from Belgium?

No, how lovely. I was there last summer.

If you turned into a rock at what speed would you have to be thrown at to knock over the Eiffel tower?

Idk like 3349856798345 mph?

Whats brown and sticky?

Your Mum.

When you are looking in the mirror how much do you want to cut yourself?

Not much because the thought of seeing my own blood makes me nauseous.

Can your hair be used as an emergency pair of curtains?

It can actually. I just push it out a bit around my head and it stays there. Instand privacy.

Would you ever consider going on BGT and balancing a pineapple on your head?

I was already going to do that how did you know

To the nearest 3 digit number, how gay are you?

Idk 376?

What power from Heroes would you most want?

Oh thats a tough one.

Either Claire, Elle, or Candice's powers would be incredible. :lovedup: I like Elle's the best though.

Does having the same name as someone in One Direction affect your performance in bed?

Yes. I can show you if you want. :evilgrin:

If you had to murder one pop star to steal their husband/boyfriend who would it be?

Miley Cyrus. Then I'd get Liam Hemsworth. :lovedup:

Is topaz yellow or blue?

More yellow? Idk I thought it was orangey.

What star sign are you?

Aquarius~

If the Earth got over-populated and you had to move to Mars which 5 members would you take?

Scott, Shaun, Dezzy, Claudia, and Smithy.

What is your favourite day of the week to go swimming on?

I don't go swimming because self conscious.

Whats your all time favourite toilet you had the pleasure to piss/poop in?

Well there was this one toilet in China and it had buttons up the side, and I'll say this: pressing them to see what they did was equally fun and terrifying.

Can you grow facial hair?

Yeah. I should shave everyday but I never bother. It grows fast and its bloody annoying. :bored:

How many questions will we have to spam before you go insane?

I think 300 should do it.

[Maia]

Apgmnhpeipwh or Fsogapiwghwg?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how hot is http://shrugging.tumblr.com/post/24555823943/i-drank-3-litres-of-water-and-cant-stop-peeing :lovedup:

[Niall]

Will you be multi-quoting all of these questions?

Why yes, how did you know?

Have you ever wanted to punch a horse in the mouth?

No, someone's already punched Leona once I figured she got what's coming to her.

Who's asking better questions - me or Jords or Kellan Lutz?

Kellan Lutz because sexy.

Do you like Jamie East?

Who

How many fingers am I holding up?

6

How about now?

8


And now?

739.

Have you considered changing your surname, by deedpoll, to River?

No, but I think I'm going to at my next available opportunity. What a great idea. :amazed:

Who is the sexiest member on DS?

Ew DS.

I conclude you are blind, what do you say about this?

I conclude my being able to read your question makes your theory about my blindness redundant. :thumbs2:

Whats your favourite Pokemon move?

Oooo um thundershock was pretty amazing. I had a Flaaffy and whenever he used it, it always knocked the other Pokémon out cold. :lovedup:

There is a grey Tesco plastic bag on top of my kitchen cupboards - did you know they came in that colour and who the hell put it there?

No, I suggest you consult someone else on this matter GOD SHAUN.

What's the most times you have masturbated in a day?

Idk like 4.

Do you prefer Prince Will or Prince Harry?

Harry. William is just ew.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shaun there is a video of someone dancing to wuthering heights on a table on that yt account

[Niall]

To the nearest 10, how many people have you met so far in your life?

Probably around 500.

If Claudy showed up to your house dressed up as catwoman and started purring how would you react?

I'd probably retreat into the toilet, bolt the door, and dial 999.

Does my avatar need updating?

Yes. Its so old. :nono:

I have four potatoes, some basil, 3 tomatoes, a fillet of salmon and a vanilla pod (as well as the basic seasonings and oils), what do you propose I make?

Some sort of salad idk. That or make the bin take them, and order a pizza. :spin2:

There are people shouting outside in the street. How likely are they to be twats?

Highly likely. Most likely drunk too I imagine.

If Jords started tickling you, would you tell him to stop?

Yes. I'm very ticklish.

GypsyGoth. Bit of a douchecanoe?

Oi. Leave Claudia alone. :nono:

Have you ever woken up from a dream and thought it was real life?

Yeah that happened today omfg.

Has your urine ever screamed?

No. -phones psychiatrist for Shaun-

Whats your opinion on Shaun's sig?

Its a mess (apart from the gif because he wouldn't have that there if I didn't reblog it on Tumblr so its wonderful).

Nathan. A double douchecanoe?

Indeed.

[Shaun]

shaun there is a video of someone dancing to wuthering heights on a table on that yt account

I know, that's my best fran.

[Niall]

What is a douchecanoe?

The opposite of a doucheayes?

Do you wish reece(: Would get rid of that god damn (: at the end of his username?

****ING YES.

Do you prefer test tubes or petri dishes?

Test tubes. Petri dishes smell funny.

The iceberg that sunk the titantic. How much of a prick is it?

A big prick because if it hadn't sunk it then I wouldn't have had to hear about the bloody ship for days on end earlier this year. :bored:

Do you remember who had this avatar on tibb?

http://i.imgur.com/2iZKM.jpg

No and that avatar is highly disturbing.

Would you rather be a pie or a quiche?

A pie. Quiches are gross.

You are waiting at a bus stop next to a big bushy bush. How many leaves do you pull off whilst waiting for a taxi to arrive?

None because the bush is evil.

How do you bleed a radiator?

Stab it and watch the water poor out whilst laughing maniacally.

What else does T-i-B-B stand for?

This is Big Bollocks.

How would you describe your relationship with your front door

Sexual.

Christopher Biggins : Would you?

I would not.

Is it true that the cockroach that was up Fatima's nose will be in the next CBB?

Who's Fatima

Have you ever sat on a tomato and pretended you had a heavy 'flow' to get out of lesson?

Yes. What a day that was..

Would you appreciate a kettle as a christmas present?

Yes because the kettle we have at home is broken and disgusting its full of limescale. :bored:

Would you trade all your Apple products to be Chico's little spoon for a night? I would.

nO

Do you separate your washing into whites and darks, and if so, do you ever feel guilty for basically reliving the apartheid?

I don't do the washing, my Dad does

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/black-woman-throwing-her-head-back-laughing1.jpg?w=489

Have you ever killed a spider and wondered if it's family would come and get revenge?

Yes and those thoughts haunt me to this day.

Can I visit you when I come to London in two months?

Yes omfg my brother likes weed you guys would be gr8 friends

Did you know that the day after tomorrow is two days away?

Yes Claudia. Yes I did.

[Niall]

Have you ever taken offense to being likened to a young Joseph Stalin?

No. I take that as a compliment. Being a totalitarian tyrant is what I strive for.

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from Brokeback Mountain where he's oh-so-angsty about wanting to bone you, how would you react?

I'd say "Yolo". :evilgrin:

(But no really I don't want to have sex with Patrick (no offence Patrick))

Rate Jamie Pugh in terms of personality.

5/10.

What is the meaning of the word 'ductractorism'?

Putting duct tape on tractors? :shrug:

Will you post a picture of Steve Blackman in the wrestling thread and I'll love you forever and ever?

Please?

No because thats probably in the sport forum and if I go in there I'll feel dirty.

If Bjork was driving, what colour would the car be?

I HAVE A VIDEO FOR THIS HOW EXCITING

RkEJJrj5lkc

I believe the car is silver.

Would you ever buy a pram from kiddicare.com?

No

How many Steve Blackman's does it take to fill a Fiat Panda?

47

Whats the worst smell in the world?

Probably sulphur, vomit or bleech.

What's your favourite Jacamo advert?

The one with the fat guy

Are you going to answer all these questions or do you want to be banned?

I'm going to answer the questions don't ban me its torTURE

What came first the carrot or the cucumber?

The computer, DUH.

[Niall]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads12/wierd1201473757.jpg

What is going on here?

They're helping the woman wash in milk to soften her skin like Cleopatra once did, aw what a lovely gesture

Would you lie to Charles & Eddie?

Who

Did I just brush my teeth?

No, you flithy *****.

If Patrick came up to you, drunk, whilst you were sleeping in a tent, and basically reenacted that scene from WALL-E where he's trying to override an evil robot steering a ship full of all-obese humans away from Earth, how would you react?

I would help him, whilst Stacey screamed in horror because fat people.

Have you ever been in that situation when you lose your keys and your phone?

Yes. Well I didn't really 'lose' my phone, but it's battery died to so I had to walk the general area around my house for a few hours because no-one I knew was at home and my Dad was at work and I felt hOMEless and it was awful.

Did Claudia just misspell 'lose'?

No. :suspect:

Igor Biscan?

I definitely would :amazed:

Whats your opinion on cougars?

They need to close their legs lol

Is Marc a real human or did white noise manage to formulate a TiBB account?

The latter, obviously.

Did you know Niall that I copied and pasted it?

Copied and pasted what I'm confused

What's the most arkward experience you've ever had?

Oh thats a tough one.

My Mum finding an um less than reputable website in my internet history, and asking what the hell it was was pretty damn awkward sljkh.

I think this is a leading question, is this a leading question?

Yes I learnt about that in psychology. I LEARNT SOMETHING I FEEL SMART. :amazed:

Is Stu short for 'Stufafafafafalaffel'?

Yes, I believe that name's origin is german?

And I already corrected the spelling of situation (it was sutuation) can you imagine that?

Oh so thats what you were talking about up there.

But, no well done you.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/konstantynov/konstantynov1004/konstantynov100400038/6734976-smiley-young-people-showing-thumbs-up-isolated-on-white.jpg

If your were a puddle where would you like to accumulate?

Next to pavement, so cars splash me into people whilst they pass.

Is Redway really always impartial?

Yes, and whoever questions that should be shot.

I went back and edited it?

Idk what you did honey, I wasn't awake.

If you were a pile of leaves and some kids came and jumped on you and kicked you about would you tell them to **** off?

Yes, and I'd put the fear of God into them by chasing them down the street.

Would you ever have sex with a woman?

If you paid me, yes.

[Niall]

If you fell into a fast flowing river and you were heading to a waterfall, what time of day do you think it would be?

Idk morning?

aZ1YozUY1Qg

http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Black+woman-crying.jpg

u cut me deep shaun

Would you ever have sex with a snowman?

Yes. I imagine it would be chilling.

How rude was Shaun's video?

Very. I hope he gets set upon by several thugs tonight. :hmph:

:mad: Where is the sense in this?

IDK ITS JUST AWFUL.

Did One Directions Niall answer YOUR twitter questions?

No, but then again I don't tweet him.

If Doogle came down your chimney, made some toast, then left through the backdoor how would you feel about this?

I'd feel used. :sad:

:pipe:

What is this guy's name?

Pipey Pissface. I hate him. :)

Was the Third Reich just misunderstood?

Yes. Horribly misunderstood. :sad:

¿Y Tú Qué Has Hecho?

Violé a su alfombra. ¿Cómo te sientes al respecto?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like scales of 1 to 10?

8.

How amazing are Kristen Stewart's cheekbones in GypsyGoth's avatar?

Very amazing.

Can your Nan pull off a polo neck tshirt?

Yeah. She looks hawt in a Ralph Lauren one. http://r11.imgfast.net/users/1114/19/12/76/smiles/1242926452.gif

If 2 + 4 = 6

And A + T = U

What is the value of ...:..::::. ?

Idk ask a scientist.

When is the last time you had a nose bleed?

I've never had one.

How amazing are Niki & the Dove?

I've never listened.

Why is Pepsi Max called Pepsi Max and not Pepsi Maxwell?

Because the establishment are prejudiced against the name Maxwell. Bastards. :bored:

Remember Lydia on that Dirty Dancing program?

No.

Can you dance like this?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x36oyx5l1rvwq31o1_250.gif

Thats actually me in the gif, so yes I can.

[Niall]

Which season had the most bitter jury?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lck6ecRfsT1qzez5w.gif

Remember when Jordan. was in that advert about doing a poo at Pauls?

Yes. That was his best acting performance. :worship:

Do people no want change?

I think so unfortunately. :sad:

Who really got the 4 millionth post here?

I haven't a clue.

What you gone do when I appear?

You have terrible grammar -throws dictionary at-.

Prostitution, yay or nay?

Nay. Too many STDs. :suspect:

Gay for pay DJs, yay or nay or ohay?

Ohay. :amazed:

Sie haben soeben eröffnete Google übersetzen?

Woher wissen Sie das?

How is your pet daffodil?

He's fine. They just had a litter of children aw. :lovedup:

On a scale of 1-10 how cocky is Sweaty Box's Helen?

9, very cocky.

why does bo bruce look like angela lansbury

Because she is Angela's illegitimate love child. :o

Paramore?

I like them. Brick By Boring Brick is incredible. :lovedup:

Are you going to answer all of these questions?

Yes. :nono:

Am I allowed to sh*t on your pillow if you don't?

No, and if you do I will rip your dick off. :hmph:

You look in the sky, its night, the stars align to write 'Jesus loves you'

On a scale of 1-10 how high are you?

90.

Did you know that "sit on a potato pan otis," is a palindrome?

No I did not. What a splendidly useful piece of information.

Did you know Jack spelt backwards is margerine

Again, I did not. How strange!

I'm watching a movie?

Knowing you, probably. :laugh:

Can you ask Otis not to sit on my potato pan please?

OTIS DON'T SIT ON SHAUN'S ****ING POTATO PAN.

Happy?

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That film. :lovedup:

[Firewire]

why would you pick 5 other members over me to take to mars?

[Niall]

This is Marc

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGJ5-Jcmqsgo56XA9SCNwRXmr8b72fbW6bzB72BeOzuJ2ZuiokMHNIU-r4

Would ya?

No because boobies.

What question would you like me to ask you?

Something Björk, Goldfrapp, or politically related would be nice.

Will the first thing you say in this thread be ''omg'' or ''dying rn''?

The former.

Would you like a musical interlude to answering questions?

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Yes. What a lovely song. :lovedup:

Do you really like it? Is it is it wicked?

We're lovin' it lovin' it, lovin' it. We're lovin' it like that.


Bad boys, bad boys.










What are you going to do when they come for you?

**** myself.

I need to stop dont I?

Yes. Go see a psychologist while your at it too, dear.

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(I'M CRYING OMFG :laugh3:)

But yes, I do like strawberries Eugene. Is there anything else you would like to ask?

Snog, Marry, Avoid - Jords in a sarong, Nathan in a Sari & Shaun in a turtleneck leotard?

Snog Jords, marry Shaun, avoid Nathan.

Serious question now, will you join the revolution when it happens?

If there is a revolution and I agree with its ideals, the yes.

Did Claudia just kill this thread?

I believe she did.

No I did not?

Are you sure?

Maybe I did?

Ah you've come to your senses.

Have you read this question?

Yes.

Do stupid people know they're stupid?

Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It depends on just how stupid they are.

[Niall]

Do you think Lee doesn't post so much any more because she revealed she's intrigued by the colour of my dick?

Yes. I suggest you wear a chasity belt and go into hiding because she's mostly like been formulating a plot to rape since saying that.

Who is your 5th favorite housemate?

Lydia.

When are you going to answer me!?

I just did keep your knickers on Shaun ffs. :rolleyes:

Apgmnhpeipwh or Fsogapiwghwg?

Fsogapiwghwg of course.

how hot is http://shrugging.tumblr.com/post/24555823943/i-drank-3-litres-of-water-and-cant-stop-peeing :lovedup:

Very hot. :lovedup:

why would you pick 5 other members over me to take to mars?

I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMEONE.

But I wouldn't tho I'd build another seat for you and you can come too yay. :love:

[Firewire]

I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMEONE.

But I wouldn't tho I'd build another seat for you and you can come too yay. :love:

whatever whatever

:hmph:

[Ninastar]

why are you such a mess?

[Niall]

why are you such a mess?

Idk why are you so silly sometimes :hmph:

[Firewire]

Why do you think you're all that and a pack of crackers but y'all not?

[Niall]

Why do you think you're all that and a pack of crackers but y'all not?

Because I'm bootylicious

[King Gizzard]

Where's the rum gone

[Redway]

Do I really have that much swag?

[Maia]

Would you hug a kangaroo for £7?

[GypsyGoth]

Who's Fatima

:nono: we ask the questions here. But here she is anyway

http://i.imgur.com/0VVCA.jpg

[King Gizzard]

YOU JUST SAID WE ANSWER QUESTIONS HERE!!!!o

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

if i did this and came online to see like 60 questions waiting to be answered i would just be like no

http://i.imgur.com/zgGV6.jpg

[King Gizzard]

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[Niall]

Where's the rum gone

Claymores probably drank it all

Do I really have that much swag?

No. You don't.

Would you hug a kangaroo for £7?

I would hug a kangaroo for free they're so cute. :lovedup:

:nono: we ask the questions here. But here she is anyway

http://i.imgur.com/0VVCA.jpg

Oh. She was on I'm A Celeb, right? But yeah I don't watch that.

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I answered that already you *****. :hmph: