Big Brother live updates [Twitter]

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BBUKLive: 9.30pm: Ashleigh really is not getting the hang of this giving up smoking lark. The trick is, not to smoke. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 09:28 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.39pm: Caroline has suggested to Scott that they steal all the wine tonight. That's not going to make them popular. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 09:37 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.06pm: Sombreros, beach balls and inflatable bananas are currently flying around the House. It must be party time! #bbuklive
10-07-2012 10:07 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.20pm: The HMs have stuffed their faces with burritos and nachos and are currently strutting their stuff about the kitchen. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 10:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.43pm: The housemates are suffering from too much dancing, taking a much needed rest in the garden. Sombreros still on, though. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 10:44 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.49pm: Luke S: "look at my big banana" #bbuklive http://t.co/UeeIjBQD
10-07-2012 10:50 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.09pm:Conor, Adam and Luke S are making sex noises. This is not sexy. Not even nearly. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 11:08 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.25pm: Sarah is rocking a crisp packet hat. Wanna see? Here you go. #bbuk http://t.co/JO3X7Jsm
10-07-2012 11:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.41pm: Becky, Ashleigh, Shievonne and Sara are talking willies. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 11:40 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.51pm. Shiev defending her failure in the task. "Catherine Cookson absolutely rinses Pride and Prejudice." This is news to us. #bbuklive
10-07-2012 11:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 23.59pm: BB is playing music. That popular song about a skimpy pair of pants by Lydia's mate. Housemates are throwing shapes. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 12:00 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.15am: The music has stopped momentarily, but Ashleigh is rapping for her HMs anyway, which is nice of her. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 12:16 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.25pm: Oh wait, it's Lauren's turn to try her hand at hip-hop now. Somebody get the girl a mic! #bbuklive
11-07-2012 12:25 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.35pm: Lauren and Adam are getting cosy, as you can see here. It's all in the eyes. #bbuklive http://t.co/BfEezUTO
11-07-2012 12:35 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.55am: Deana is hanging out with Scott, Ashleigh and Caroline. Could Shievonne be right. Is she a #flipflopper? #bbuklive
11-07-2012 12:54 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.11pm: What not to say to a grumpy Caroline - "I haven't seen your smile today." Lauren has got Caroline's back up again. Oops. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:09 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.23pm: Scott fancies an Earl Grey tea. Ashleigh does not know how to make one. Scott has enlightened her. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:21 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.34pm: There is a serious language barrier tonight. Shievonne has just had to explain to Deana what an oven mitt is. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:33 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.58am: Shievonne is telling Deana not to trust her friends.Luke S and Ashleigh are pecking on the lips in bed. Night night House. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:57 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.04am: Housemates are sound asleep, stocking up their energy levels for Day 37 in the Big Brother House. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 08:05 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.31am: An early morning toilet-creeper makes the door creak like nobody's business. Becky grimaces at the disturbance. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 08:31 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.40am: There goes that squeaky hinge again. We need some WD40, quick-smart. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 08:39 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.49am: Housemates continue to snooze. They're in for a surprise as the House is all decked out for this week's shopping task. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 09:48 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.15am: They're going to need this lie-in from the looks of things - the House has been transformed. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:15 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.26am: There goes the alarm - a computerised racket. Housemates are upright and not amused. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:27 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.28am: Lauren's looking at all the new signage around the House. 'I love this task' she says, slightly prematurely. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:28 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.36am: Conor's bamboozled by the fact there are seven seatbelts on some of the chairs but twelve HMs as things stand. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:36 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.50am: The shutters covering the garden have gone up and there's an air of nervous excitement as HMs spy the trampoline. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:50 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.02am: HMs gather on the sofa to hear details on the shopping task. But first they're arguing about where Alan Sugar's from. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:04 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.11am: Luke A, Luke S and Adam are in the Diary Room receiving instructions. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:12 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.28am: Adam, Luke S and Luke A have emerged dressed as traffic wardens, announcing the brand new Rules Are For Fools task. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:29 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.36am: As per the new rules, smokers are made to dress as cigarettes and bounce on a trampoline while puffing. We're not joking. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:36 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.43am: As per the rules, Becky is in rubber ring, goggles and arm-bands as she floats around the pool. Safety first! #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:43 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.57am: Becky - the Floater - obeys the rules as she bobs in the pool. #bbuklive http://t.co/wdmBjeCL
11-07-2012 11:58 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.01pm: Reprimanded for rule-breaking, Conor and Caroline are currently painting lumps of coal white. #bbuklive http://t.co/iQTVJ1To
11-07-2012 12:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.07pm: Warden Luke S is already losing patience with Conor and Caroline over rule-breaking. This doesn't bode well. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 12:08 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.11am: The rules dictate that Ashleigh has to dress properly for a smoke. #bbuklive #bbtask #rulesareforfools http://t.co/MOFb7iFx
11-07-2012 12:11 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.35pm: A relieved Caz & Connor have been excused from coal painting duty. They say they'll behave from now on. We'll see #bbuklive #bbtask
11-07-2012 12:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.40pm: Becky is struggling to butter her toast in her task safety suit. Frustrated would be the correct description #bbuklive #bbtask
11-07-2012 12:38 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.56pm: The novelty of the new task may be wearing off, judging by Shievonne's face as she decontaminates for the third time. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 12:56 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.11pm: Having roly polied to the Diary Room (as per the rules), Deana's waiting patiently for the door to open. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:12 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.22pm: Housemates are eating lunch and, as the rules dictate, are wearing appropriate, fluorescent protective clothing. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.30pm: Adam sits in silent contemplation, with his warden's megaphone stuck to his lips. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.44pm: Luke A and Caroline are in the Diary Room, looking slightly disturbed by what Big Brother's telling them. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.48pm: Conor's chuckling to himself on the sofa - he can hear Caroline's Diary Room squeals even at that distance. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 01:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.00pm: Caroline emerges from the Diary Room looking broken. Conor sensitively whoops at the hilarity. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 02:00 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.11pm: Another rule-break from Conor (toast-based) and he turns the air blue with frustration. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 02:12 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.19pm: Adam, Luke S and Conor are talking about big boys' matters. We couldn't possibly go there. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 02:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.30pm: Most HMs are sunbathing or resting but Luke S is wandering with clipboard and megaphone. He's keen. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
11-07-2012 02:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.34pm: Adam, Luke S and Conor have moved on to an underwear discussion. Adam prefers baggy undies, the others prefer tighties. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 02:35 PM


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[Marc]

I prefer tighties :laugh:

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BBUKLive: 2.45pm: Scott, Caroline and Sara have collapsed from exhaustion in the corner of the bedroom. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 02:46 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.52pm: Lauren's amused by the weekly shopping task. 'Good work, task team. Good work' she declares. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 02:51 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.09pm: Lauren's wandering around in bikini top and fluorescent lemon overalls. It's a good look. #bbuklive #bbtask #rulesareforfools
11-07-2012 03:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.22pm: Luke S is in the Diary Room looking decidedly non-plussed. Perhaps he's unimpressed by those who rank lower than warden. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 03:22 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.32pm: Conor is squeaking through Luke A's megaphone and it's hurting our heads. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 03:33 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.49pm: Smoker Sara's being eased into her smoking jacket before she sets foot on the trampoline. Addiction knows no humiliation. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 03:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.00pm: Luke S is on the phone to BB, reporting on rule-breakers. He says Deana and Caroline are naughtiest. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
11-07-2012 04:00 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.09pm: Sara, Lauren and Ashleigh paint coal in the garden. If you've just logged into Twitter, this will make no sense at all. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 04:11 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.19pm: Becky and Scott are in a bit of a grump about the task and are strutting around the bedroom, scowling. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 04:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.37pm: Shievonne's all on her own, painting lumps of coal in the garden, looking slightly miffed. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
11-07-2012 04:37 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.48pm: Luke S is close to blowing his top at rule-breaking underlings. He just gave Ashleigh an earful, as it happens. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 04:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.03pm: Brilliant. Shievonne has a lovely new sandwich-board to wear! #bbuklive #rulesareforfools http://t.co/QnNYdg4v
11-07-2012 05:03 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.14pm: Sara says she's trying to take her mind somewhere else, but it's not working. What, you don't like painting coal? Pffbt. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 05:15 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.29pm: Luke A is pensively staring in to space. Maybe it's a decoy and he's really on alert for the next rule break. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 05:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.43pm: The wardens have been given a break, cancelling all rules until further notice. What will housemates do with the freedom? #bbuklive
11-07-2012 05:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.53pm: Ashleigh is complimenting Luke A on his orange hue, saying he looks better that way. We're not so sure about that. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 05:58 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.11pm: Adam told Lauren he would give her anything. Anything but bacon. She gave him a cuddle. Bless. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 06:11 PM


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[Holly Christmas]

I prefer tighties :laugh:

:hugesmile: I sense a thread poll coming on.

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BBUKLive: 6.24pm: Ashleigh, Conor and Shievonne are plotting to run up the stairs on Friday when the evictee leaves. But will they? #bbuklive
11-07-2012 06:25 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.25pm: "You won't be able to do it now you've said it out loud", Conor chides in. Their plan folds instantly. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 06:28 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.40pm: Luke S is grabbing Ashleigh's 'squidgy widgy' cheeks. Yes, everyone else is cringing. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 06:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.58pm: The task is still taking a break. Housemates are lazing around on the sofas. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 06:58 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.14pm: The task is back on. Which means so is Luke S's shirt. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 07:12 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.25pm: New rules. Only interesting conversations are allowed. This is going to be tough. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
11-07-2012 07:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.37pm: Here's a hint housemates. Saying 'that's interesting' after every conversation does not make it interesting. #bbuk #bbtask
11-07-2012 07:37 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.53pm: Caroline and Shievonne are painting coal which makes them excempt from the interesting chat task. Fortunately. #bbuklive #bbtask
11-07-2012 07:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.07pm: Sara is disputing a rule break enforcement and she's made sure Luke A knows. "Just trying to do my job" he justifies. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 08:09 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.25pm: Sara has a lot of stories. They are pretty interesting. Not sure how much truth there is in them. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 08:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.40pm: Lauren is talking about Lombroso. Interesting. Where did that topic come from? #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
11-07-2012 08:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.51pm: The wardens have been given beer and snacks. They are not to share them with the 'riff-raff'. Housemates are not happy. #bbuk
11-07-2012 08:50 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.04pm: Luke S is the only warden who feels slightly bad at eating their burger dinner, while the others jealously watch on. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 09:06 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.21pm: Lauren is feeling unloved. She thinks Adam has been bitching about her. Luke A told her that he and Adam love her loads. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 09:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.30pm: the HMs are still miffed that the wardens can't share. Will Ash get some burger backwash via a snog? http://t.co/Bqzo0186 #bbuklive
11-07-2012 09:29 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.45pm: Luke A and Adam are fed up with the dramatics in the House. Becky is their number one culprit. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 09:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.59pm: Why does Luke S always talk directly into his microphone when he wants to speak to BB? #bbuklive
11-07-2012 09:57 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.10pm: Becky is doing an impression of Caroline. It's one of her better take-offs. Scott is loving it. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:08 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.23pm: Scott says he counted to 60 in four different languages. French, German & English. Ahem. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 10:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.38pm: Deana is not wearing her seat belt on the sofa. RULE BREAK. #bbuklive #bbtask
11-07-2012 10:37 PM


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BBUKLive: 10:50pm: Conor has painted a man part on the crotch of his overalls. What a hoot. Ashleigh and Shiev certainly think so. #bbuklive #bbtask
11-07-2012 10:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.05pm: Shievonne and Ashleigh are calling for bedtime. Somehow, we don't think BB will let them off that easily. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.19pm: Conor, Ashleigh and Shievonne are grieving for a fallen coal. He fell in the paint - he didn't stand a chance. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.32pm: Lauren is eating broccoli with the tongs. It's annoying even to watch... #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:33 PM


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BBUKLive: 11.53pm: The task has ended for the night. Wardens Luke A and Adam are toasting the success of their first day with a beer. #bbuklive
11-07-2012 11:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.07am: Lauren is fretting over Adam. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:10 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.26am: Lauren is back with her boys. Adam and Luke A. She is squeezing Adam's blackheads. This is attractive. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:26 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.38am: Ashleigh and Conor are talking dirty with the loud hailer. It's getting grubby. Where is Luke S when we need him... #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:36 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.49am: Conor and Shievonne are testing out their eviction night interviews. With the loud hailers. Other housemates are in bed. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:49 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.59am: Luke S has made Scott promise to do a proper workout with him tomorrow. Is he looking for a new BFF perhaps? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:56 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.09am: Becky is in bed with Ashleigh and Luke S. She has told them it is a secret task. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:06 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.19am: Becky has been kicked out of bed. It wasn't a task. Luke S and Ashleigh did believe her for a bit. They all spooned. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:18 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.34am: Becky has farted. Housemates in the bedroom are finding this totally hilarious. We are a bit over her guffs. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:33 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.47am: Luke A is still trying to have interesting conversations with Lauren and Adam. The other housemates are in bed. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:45 AM


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BBUKLive: 2.01am: Lauren, Luke A and Adam are still up in the garden. Ashleigh and Luke S have stopped wriggling in bed. Nighty night. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 02:00 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.49am: Housemates continue to snooze into the morning of Day 38. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 08:50 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.02am: After yesterday's #RulesAreForFools task, HMs are no doubt shattered. They probably need a few extra minutes dozing. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:02 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.18pm: A little groan amidst the sound of sleeping. Perhaps the sound of a strain from all that trampolining while smoking. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:17 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.38am: Becky rolls over, looks around the room like a startled rabbit, then flops back down into sleep. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:37 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.48am: Luke A is restless. He's tossing and turning like nobody's business right now. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:47 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.52am: The shutters are up. And there goes the Safe Zone alarm, forcing HMs into the garden in their pants. Yay! #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:52 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.05am: Housemates enjoying a jaunt to the Safe Zone, first thing. Don't they look pleased? #bbuklive http://t.co/xpEzcY3v
12-07-2012 10:05 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.08am: Shievonne turns the air blue as she squeezes into her sandwich board (which is covered with 'Rule Breaker' stickers). #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:10 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.30am: Sara's beauty regime gets a bit 'Clockwork Orange'. #bbuklive http://t.co/N1Dmodp8
12-07-2012 10:31 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.36am: Female HMs have an undie identification session. 'Whose are these?' Lauren asks, holding up the next random thong. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:37 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.40am:Luke S asks Conor to tell him a story. Conor sings him the Fresh Prince Of Bel Air soundtrack, inaccurately. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:39 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.43am: Deana's in regulation life jacket, swim-cap, goggles and rubber ring for a swim, arguing with Luke S over a broken rule. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:45 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.55am: Conor leads Caroline for a run around the garden. For a moment it looked like he was being trailed by a golden retriever. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:55 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.10am: After a break and a chat with Adam, Caroline and Conor start lapping the garden again. Caroline's lagging. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:10 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.19am: Scott and Becky are role-playing again. It's got a Hattie Jacques / Charles Hawtrey feel to it, this one. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:19 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.25am: Scott and Beckys' Carry On routine continues. Scott's talking about 'lamping ruffians' and Becky's pawing him lustily. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:25 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.33am: Lauren screams like she's been shot in the buttock. She's dropped a makeup box. Panic over. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:34 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.46am: Ashleigh's trying to enjoy a snout but her cigarette outfit keeps falling off. It's a pitiful sight. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:46 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.52am: The musicals argument rages again between Luke S and Conor. Luke S likes Grease and High School Musical. Conor doesn't. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:52 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.55am: See if you can guess who this is - in regulation rubber ring and armband disguise. #bbuklive http://t.co/ZlHbZPdN
12-07-2012 11:55 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.58am: Luke S has worked out that Conor's seen at least a couple of episodes of Glee via sneaky questioning. #bbuklive #ConorsInGleeClub
12-07-2012 11:59 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.15pm: Adam and Sara appear from the Diary Room and reveal Sara's 'Do Not Cry' trial. She's welling up. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.30pm: Luke A is alone in the garden, in his warden's outfit, looking like a nightshift security guard. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:29 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.37pm: HMs are obsessing over the length of this year's series. Shievonne and Sara have both been trying to figure it out. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:38 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.41pm: Shievonne's having a secret blub. She says she daren't cry in front of the others in case they think she's milking votes. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:41 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.55pm: Sara says the tap water in Scotland is far far better than England. Might that explain her superior complexion? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 12:55 PM


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BBUKLive: 1pm: Shievonne is literally saying 'literally' in every sentence. Literally #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:00 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.15pm: Scott and Shievonne are worried about watching all the BB episodes from 2012. They haven't set their set-top boxes. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:15 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.23pm: A chat with BB has left Conor upbeat. 'I'm buzzing' he says. It's Friday tomorrow - we'll monitor how long this lasts. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.32pm: Luke S is doing keepy uppies in the garden. He's rather good at them. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.34pm: Deana and Luke A discuss Shievonne's recent outbursts. Deana's lost count of the number of times she's been snapped at. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:34 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.44pm: Luke A and Deana have a very intense chat about the state of play. Luke A thinks The Insiders are 'winning the game'. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 01:44 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.58pm: #Lushleigh enjoy a little snog. Are wardens supposed to be canoodling with the hoi polloi? #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
12-07-2012 01:59 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.07pm: Luke S and Ashleigh are talking seriously about the future. Like, seriously about the future. #bbuklive #lushleigh
12-07-2012 02:07 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.16pm: Having agreed they'd like to go into hospitality together, #Lushleigh are talking to Big Brother. Bar Lushleigh, anyone? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 02:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.20pm: Shievonne and Conor are communicating via megaphone alarm. It's raucous. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 02:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.34pm: Remember kids - smoking is bad for you. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools http://t.co/m1fAmUeE
12-07-2012 02:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.48pm: Scott's just revealed that he only ever lunches on pasta and tomato sauce in real life. The unadventurous rapscallion. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 02:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.01pm: It's slumber party city in the bedroom at the moment. Scott's fascinated by Becky and Sara's leg-shaving anecdotes. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 03:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.14pm: Luke S is rhapsodising over Papiss Cisse's wonder-goal at Chelsea last season. It wasn't a 'hit and hope', he maintains. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 03:14 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.21pm: Deana's feeding Shievonne after the latter had a tong-malfunction. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
12-07-2012 03:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.33pm: Lauren and Deana are having a whispered conversation away from the group. BB asks them to turn their mics back up. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 03:34 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.42pm: Luke S cries: 'The task needs to be over!' You're a warden, Luke. With power comes great responsibility. #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
12-07-2012 03:41 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.53pm: Ashleigh and Shievonne are having a bathroom-based heart-to-heart. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 03:53 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.07pm: Luke A and Adam are the ones messing with the megaphone now. Wardens: this is setting a bad example. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 04:07 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.20pm: Housemates are breaking out snacks and it's not even dinner-time yet. Or tea. Or supper. Depending how posh you are. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 04:19 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.30pm: The results of the weekly shopping task are in. And they will follow... #bbuklive #rulesareforfools
12-07-2012 04:31 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.39pm: SPOILER - Want to know the result of the weekly shopping task, #RulesAreForFools ? Click here! #bbuklive http://t.co/AFjKE0W2
12-07-2012 04:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 4:55pm Despite the task being over Shievonne still has 'rule breaker' stickers stuck to her back. She must be proud to be a rebel #bbuklive
12-07-2012 04:55 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.10pm: Luke S just made himself the biggest sandwich we've ever seen. Come back in three hours when he's finished it. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 05:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.25pm: Caroline seems to be making an effort with Luke A after he showed her kindness yesterday. Do you think it will last? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 05:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.38pm: Shievonne is name-dropping. She's not a patch on Lydia. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 05:36 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.52pm: Luke S and Ashleigh appear to be morphing into an old married couple. Could the spark be going out? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 05:51 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.02pm: Shievonne has advised Luke S to "keep it cute, but keep it mute". Another one for the Shiev-tionary. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 06:03 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.18pm: Deana and Caroline are pranking Shievonne and Ashleigh. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 06:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.32pm: Deana has painted Caroline's face. They're trying to convince others that they think it looks good. No one is convinced. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 06:30 PM


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BBUKLive: 6.48pm: Conor is spring-cleaning the kitchen and whistling while he works. Which of Snow White's seven dwarfs would he be? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 06:50 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.06pm: Becky has done Ashleigh's make-up. Do you think she has a future in the beauty industry? #bbuklive http://t.co/gRdA8yN2
12-07-2012 07:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.19pm: Conor is painting the soles of Ashleigh's feet while she sleeps. It really complements her make-up. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 07:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.25pm: Luke S is giving the HMs an exercise class in the bedroom. A rehearsal for his forthcoming workout DVD perhaps? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 07:26 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.30pm: Becky's trying to join in with the workout. She just asked Luke S: "Are you prone to breaking wind when you do this?" #bbuklive
12-07-2012 07:32 PM


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BBUKLive: 7.49pm: Lauren, Luke S, Scott and Deana are having a plank competition. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 07:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.02pm: Luke A made a joke. He said: "They are having a meeting in the bathroom. How suite." Boom, boom. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 08:01 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.09pm: Scott's choice of outfit this evening reminded us of something... #bbuklive http://t.co/a5oggHQw
12-07-2012 08:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.25pm: Caroline has christened Lauren, Luke A and Adam The Three Musketeers. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 08:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 8.44pm: Dinner time. Housemates that eat together stay together. Sounds like one of Shievonne's sayings. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 08:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 8:45pm Luke S is topless. Adam is wearing a vest top. Caroline has a towel on her head. Some things never change in the BB House #bbuklive
12-07-2012 08:46 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.01pm:Luke S just started a sentence with "I don't want to talk about noms but..." STOP RIGHT THERE, LUKE! #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:02 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.18pm: Deana is wearing her chick onesie. So cute. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.36pm: Becky is bitching about Luke A feeling grumpy. Shievonne said if she felt like that she would just go to bed. Really? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 9.49pm: Deana wants The Outsiders to stay up all night. Crazy talk. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 09:48 PM


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BBUKLive: 10:12pm Conor is entertaining Lauren with an amusing story in the living area #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:13 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.23pm: The housemates are appalled by the lack of hot chocolate in the house. What divas. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:23 PM


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BBUKLive: 10:35pm More flirty goings on between Adam and Lauren. Well, if you consider Lauren biting Adam's arm flirting anyway #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:36 PM


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BBUKLive: 10:42pm Not to be 'outflirted' by Lauren and Adam, #lushleigh are now getting touchy feely with each other on the sofa #flirtwars #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:41 PM


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BBUKLive: 10.54pm: Becky is helping Scott pick earwax out of his ear. They're digging deep. Real deep. #bbuklive
12-07-2012 10:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 11:04pm Adam is in the Diary room talking to Big Brother. He is gesticulating furiously but seems in good spirits #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 11:19pm Lauren and Adam are playfighting. There is massage oil everywhere. Some of Benedict's films have started like this... #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:21 PM


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BBUKLive: 11:29pm Sara is in bed picking her nose. What would the Queen think about this behaviour Sara? #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:29 PM


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BBUKLive: 11:39pm Shievonne is sat on the sofa in her tradmark pink dressing gown with the hood up. She looks like a girly Jedi #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:38 PM


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BBUKLive: 11:45pm A pamper hamper has just been delivered to the House. A gift from Luke S to Ashleigh won during the task #lushleigh #bbuklive
12-07-2012 11:47 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.10am: BREAKING NEWS! Adam and Lauren are holding hands. We repeat, Adam and Lauren are holding hands. #bbuklive http://t.co/ym8RlPiC
13-07-2012 12:12 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.27am: Luke A is in the Diary rooom which means Lauren and Adam are alone in the garden. That's how rumours start...#bbuklive
13-07-2012 12:26 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.45pm: Scott's been called to the Diary Room. He's dressed up all smart for it and everything. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 12:45 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.58am: The Outsiders are, funnily enough, sitting outside. What will they do next? #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:00 AM


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BBUKLive: 01.05am: Lauren is now making the HMs late-night pancakes, while Luke A eats jelly from the packet. Fine dining in the BB House. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:06 AM


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BBUKLive: 01.15am: Luke A has just accepted Deana's dare to wear a 'crisp packet beak' on his nose for his eviction. Bold move. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:16 AM


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BBUKLive: 01.25pm: It's official. Adam and Lauren are a married couple. Look at their photo album: #bbuklive http://t.co/ZRCJ7Jgi
13-07-2012 01:26 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.41am: Ashleigh and Shievonne are singing sexy songs to Luke S. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:39 AM


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BBUKLive: @JohnnyAnglais @BBUKLive ummmm oiled up playfighters 4?? We love you Benedict! x
13-07-2012 01:55 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.51am: Scott and Caroline are discussing their cunning plan to pierce his ear... behind Big Brother's back, apparently. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:58 AM


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BBUKLive: 1.59am: Everyone's still up - The Insiders in the bedroom and the rest on the sofas - but we're signing off. Sweet dreams, Twitter x
13-07-2012 01:59 AM


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BBUKLive: 7.59am: Morning, housemates! Ack. Still asleep. We'll keep ourselves busy till they wake up then. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 07:59 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.14am: Some kind of trumpet sound just erupted beneath a duvet. Has a housemate smuggled in a brass instrument? #bbuklive
13-07-2012 08:14 AM


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BBUKLive: 8.53am: Still sleep-city in the bedroom. No doubt Big Brother's alarm-finger is getting itchy, so watch this space. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 08:54 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.28am: Someone's gone to the toilet. Repeat - someone's gone to the toilet. First sign of life this morning. Where's that alarm? #bbuklive
13-07-2012 09:28 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.36am: There go the shutters and the lights. Prepare for that hideous alarm, housemates. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 09:36 AM


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BBUKLive: 9.43am: There goes the alarm, but only the two Lukes are fully awake by the looks of things. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 09:43 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.00am: The two Lukes are in the Living Area, attempting to figure out who the snorer was last night. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:01 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.03am: Luke S correctly asserts that it's Friday 13th. Has he got a calendar implanted in his brain-lobes? #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:03 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.14am: Shievonne's wearing that rather snazzy turquoise eye-mask she sometimes sports. Catwoman-esque. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:14 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.29am: Possible evictees are in good spirits. Shievonne's yakking away in the Diary Room and Conor's having a chatty breakfast. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:28 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.33am: All housemates but one are socialising over breakfast. Deana continues to snooze in her bed. What a lazy-bones. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:34 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.44am: Luke A's talking us through chat-up lines he used before marriage. Apparently girls thought he was giving them evils. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:44 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.54am: Housemates talk about @Kirk_official in glowing terms. Ashleigh 'really likes him'. Watch out, Kirk! #bbuklive #Kirleigh
13-07-2012 10:54 AM


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BBUKLive: 10.56am: Conor says he'd really like to go on The Only Way Is Essex. 'Problem is, you're from Ireland' says Luke S. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 10:57 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.05am: Luke A seems slightly obsessed by Bit On The Side. He's naming past guests like a superfan. #bbuklive #bbbots @bbbots
13-07-2012 11:04 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.09pm: The two Lukes are talking about the 'vote to save' change in BB voting. They approve, but they find it harder to call. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:09 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.17am: Luke S, Ashleigh and Conor discuss blackhead removal. Revolting stuff. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:18 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.30am: Looks like it's shopping budget time. Conor was first to the Diary Room (and that didn't impress Luke S). #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:29 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.33am: The two Lukes are kicking off the shopping list with salad vegetables. Lettuce begin. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:33 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.38am: 'Don't forget foie gras' Scott orders the shopping list compilers - despite it being an economy week. What a wag. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:38 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.48am: Ashleigh and discuss Mr. Ecclestone. It's Bernie or Ernie. They can't decide which. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:47 AM


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BBUKLive: 11.57am: Deana's determined to do the shopping list next week. The boys always order 'manky stuff', she complains. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 11:57 AM


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BBUKLive: 12.13am: Healthy shopping list this week - pizza, chips and chicken 'nug-nugs' have all been mentioned. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 12:14 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.27pm: Caroline's keeping well out of the shopping list strategy. She's collapsed on the sofa framed by her golden hair. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 12:27 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.39pm: Predictably enough, the cigarette issue has blighted the shopping list effort. Lauren and Adam are miffed in the garden. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 12:39 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.49pm: Can you guess what Luke S is up to here? No prizes on offer as we have no idea ourselves. #bbuklive http://t.co/lhneD3Gq
13-07-2012 12:49 PM


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BBUKLive: 12.58pm: Caroline tried to wrestle a tube of face-mask from Scott. Becky and Deana got involved and now it's all turned nasty. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 12:58 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.05pm: Lauren's taking a shower while the rest of the housemates take life easy. All calm before the eviction storm. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:05 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.16pm: Becky and Caroline are making lunch. The former is reprimanded for the volume of her singing by the latter. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.35pm: The pool is too cold for Scott and he's not happy. None of them seem brave enough to dip a toe in right now #bbuk #julyweather
13-07-2012 01:34 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.40pm: Luke A is in! Brave man #bbuklive #bbbrrrrrrr
13-07-2012 01:38 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.45pm: "Give it here!" says Scott after watching Lauren struggle to remove stuck-on food from a used pan. Lauren blames the pan #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:44 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.50pm: Becky's enjoying time alone with her nail file in the bedroom. If only she knew what an interesting convo she was missing #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:51 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.51pm: We're just jesting - the rest of the housemates are talking about mobile phone coverage and reception. Zzzzz indeed #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:52 PM


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BBUKLive: 1.55pm: Just when you thought things couldn't get any more interesting, Luke S turns the chat to... banking abroad. Gripping stuff #bbuklive
13-07-2012 01:55 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.05pm: Today's task has begun! Becky is first to the Diary Room. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 02:06 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.17pm: Shievonne's in sunglasses sharing a sneaky snout with a smiling Scott. #bbuklive #alliteration
13-07-2012 02:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.24pm: Scott and Becky choose a future night out destination. It's looking like Manchester or Liverpool so watch out, The North. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 02:24 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.33pm: Adam's being called to the Diary Room for his part in today's task. #bbuklive #bbtask
13-07-2012 02:33 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.44pm: Lauren and Adam are trawling the House for cigarette papers. They're hanging out for the shopping delivery. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 02:43 PM


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BBUKLive: 2.56pm: Becky's been practicing her catwalk skills in the bathroom. Fierce. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 02:56 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.07pm: Luke S and Conor are strutting around post-workout. You can smell the sweat from here. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 03:07 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.17pm: Luke A's just finished his stint in the Diary Room and looks somewhat flushed. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 03:17 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.20pm: We're in classic flatshare argument territory suddenly. Lauren and Shievonne bicker about tobacco and food rations. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 03:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.45pm: there's no milk - argh! Don't cry over lack of milk, housemates #bbuklive
13-07-2012 03:46 PM


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BBUKLive: 3.47pm: Phew, there's enough for a cake recipe. Sounds like a good priority. Caroline is excited #bbuklive
13-07-2012 03:47 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.01pm: Lauren has just discovered the horror of an epilator used without caution. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 04:01 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.10pm: Lauren's first encounter with an epilator didn't go too well. #bbuklive http://t.co/cO5ExKiB
13-07-2012 04:10 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.16pm: While Lauren experiments with hair removal, Ashleigh goes for a 'Woman In The Golden Mask' look. #bbuklive http://t.co/4UDxVfze
13-07-2012 04:16 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.36pm: Shievonne's raging about Lauren's smoking issues and Becky's more than happy to join in. Lauren's crying in the bathroom. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 04:35 PM


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BBUKLive: 4.54pm: Sara and Deana have wisely removed themselves from the current row and are chatting in the garden. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 04:54 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.20pm: The HMs have been gathered on the sofa - What could this mean? We'll soon find out... #bbuklive
13-07-2012 05:13 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.19pm: Lauren has won the screaming task and thus a treat in the diary room. #bbuklive
13-07-2012 05:20 PM


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BBUKLive: 5.32pm: Conor and Luke S are whistling the theme tune to ' The Great Esscape'. Is this a hint? #bbuklive
13-07-2012 05:35 PM


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