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honeydew
09-06-2012, 10:04 PM
I really think he has some issues.
Alpha male. I don't think so. :joker::joker:
I think he is he is trying to hard..

Some pyschological issuies surely....:conf:

cookiemonster
09-06-2012, 10:06 PM
like i said in another thread, he's trying to compensate for his voice.

waterhog
09-06-2012, 10:07 PM
this guy has issues -

smudgie
09-06-2012, 10:07 PM
:joker::joker: He said it all....Luke has it all and he has nothing going for him ,apart from his squeaky voice.

cookiemonster
09-06-2012, 10:10 PM
he's sooo jealous of Luke S

andybigbro
09-06-2012, 10:15 PM
I know i was surprised when he said this.
:laugh:

honeydew
09-06-2012, 10:18 PM
he's sooo jealous of Luke S

He should see the real men out there.....:joker:

Why, he seems to have no social intelligence about The Alpha syndrome..:conf

He would be better just being himself...Please Chris you are not doing youself any favours .....

Why is this forum taking ages to post????

Rustic bauble
09-06-2012, 10:50 PM
ts all down to the nature of his job.....chris is just a bully...used to being the 'big man' and doesnt like people getting the better of him. He wont adapt well in a controlled environment especially with food, as became evident tonight.

rk3388
09-06-2012, 10:52 PM
he is an alpha male and dont you ever forget it.
He needs to stay- memba i told u

sexyb4ck
09-06-2012, 11:36 PM
Look up insecurity in dictionary Chris is the epitemy

Robertocarlo
09-06-2012, 11:38 PM
After tonight's outbursts I think the only word to describe him is tw*t!

joeysteele
09-06-2012, 11:42 PM
ts all down to the nature of his job.....chris is just a bully...used to being the 'big man' and doesnt like people getting the better of him. He wont adapt well in a controlled environment especially with food, as became evident tonight.

100% agree, well said.

Lex
09-06-2012, 11:46 PM
Good chance of him being up for eviction next week I reckon ...and he could go!
Which would be a shame!!...because if he really is as stupid as he is acting, then there's plenty more entertainment to be had from 'the big boy with the kids voice ' numpty!

...what's wrong with being a dustman or scrapyard-geezer anyway?...

joeysteele
09-06-2012, 11:48 PM
Good chance of him being up for eviction next week I reckon ...and he could go!
Which would be a shame!!...because if he really is as stupid as he is acting, then there's plenty more entertainment to be had from 'the big boy with the kids voice ' numpty!

...what's wrong with being a dustman or scrapyard-geezer anyway?...


I know, far better than being a bailiff, in my opinion anyway.

newsbb
09-06-2012, 11:49 PM
he is soo full of himself! its unbelivable... what a pointless argument that will cost him being nommed next week..

Kizzy
09-06-2012, 11:56 PM
Chris is what is known as a big fish in a small pond....Where he does doors he will be mr Rollocks....Here however, he is not.... small (squeaky /fat) fish in a big pond...

armand.kay
09-06-2012, 11:58 PM
I really hope tomorrow BOTS is is the psychology show. I want to see what the psychologist think about Chris and Lydia.

Marsh.
09-06-2012, 11:59 PM
Chris is what is known as a big fish in a small pond....Where he does doors he will be mr Rollocks....Here however, he is not.... small (squeaky /fat) fish in a big pond...

:joker: Definitely.

Lostie!
09-06-2012, 11:59 PM
As somebody who actually quite likes Chris, he spoke a LOT of **** tonight.

Marsh.
10-06-2012, 12:00 AM
I don't think it takes a professional to tell us Lydia's issues. The poor woman has to deal with being married to Andy Scott-Lee. Need I say more. Can you imagine the pressure she is under, the mass scrutiny that would bring?

vortex
10-06-2012, 02:56 AM
Chris is so insecure, he was bitching about Luke S and Arron on the very first night, he has some serious jelaousy issues and I dont think he is an alpha male at all, everytime I hear him saying "Im an alpha man" I burst out laughing.

erinp5
10-06-2012, 03:17 AM
We miss heard him .He said Alpha whale.

psychtracker
10-06-2012, 03:24 AM
Look up insecurity in dictionary Chris is the epitemy

Do u think he's suffering from short man, squeaky voice syndrome..perhaps? ;)

Santa's NaughtiNess
10-06-2012, 04:58 AM
He's entertaining. Keep him in! :thumbs:

who_r_the_housemates
10-06-2012, 07:25 AM
Chris is so insecure, he was bitching about Luke S and Arron on the very first night, he has some serious jelaousy issues and I dont think he is an alpha male at all, everytime I hear him saying "Im an alpha man" I burst out laughing.

He was right about that though Luke and Aaron are playing the game, especially Sluke, by his own admission in the secret convo in the toilet with Aaron.

I don't think Chris is playing a game he seems too honest and vocal for that. He's quite humorous at times intentionally and not, keep him in for the drama and jokes.

Big Brotherotica
10-06-2012, 07:50 AM
LoL Alpha Chipmunk more like :)

lostalex
10-06-2012, 08:31 AM
He was psychopathic last night. He was making no sense.

He's so insecure. Any man that calls himself an alpha male is definitely not an alpha male. Alphas don't have to say it.

joeysteele
10-06-2012, 09:31 AM
We miss heard him .He said Alpha whale.

:joker: Good one.:joker:

BJ
10-06-2012, 10:09 AM
I know, far better than being a bailiff, in my opinion anyway.

Again joey, I absolutely agree with you. Being a bailiff isn't something to be so proud of.

Allso men who collect our recycle bins are running all the time and look very fit to me.

armand.kay
10-06-2012, 10:12 AM
If he didn't have that beard he would look like a oversize baby.

-Sue-
10-06-2012, 10:13 AM
ahh I like chris...I think he will have great entertainment value :) even if he has mini sulks about food :) lol

InOne
10-06-2012, 11:39 AM
Can't wait until he gets the boot on Friday.

BigBrotherfan4ever
10-06-2012, 01:22 PM
ts all down to the nature of his job.....chris is just a bully...used to being the 'big man' and doesnt like people getting the better of him. He wont adapt well in a controlled environment especially with food, as became evident tonight.

Absolutely agree with you.

BigBrotherfan4ever
10-06-2012, 01:23 PM
LoL Alpha Chipmunk more like :)

:joker::joker::joker:

Kizzy
10-06-2012, 01:32 PM
If he didn't have that beard he would look like a oversize baby.

http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/georgedoors-mattlucas.jpg

BigBrotherfan4ever
10-06-2012, 02:18 PM
http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/georgedoors-mattlucas.jpg

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Marcus.
10-06-2012, 02:21 PM
LoL Alpha Chipmunk more like :)

alvin of the house (alvin and the chipmonks sorry)

Livia
10-06-2012, 02:25 PM
Chris doesn't have one single redeeming feature. He's overweight, has a strange child-like face and the voice of a nine-year old girl. If he had a nice personality or a great sense of humour it would cancel out a lot of that, but he doesn't. He never listens, he antagonises, he bickers when there's nothing to bicker about and despite him being in charge of all the evidence to the contrary, he thinks himself an "Alpha male" - a quite ridiculous notion. As lostalex pointed out, Alpha males don't have to tell you they're Alpha males, you just know.

BigBrotherfan4ever
10-06-2012, 02:39 PM
Chris doesn't have one single redeeming feature. He's overweight, has a strange child-like face and the voice of a nine-year old girl. If he had a nice personality or a great sense of humour it would cancel out a lot of that, but he doesn't. He never listens, he antagonises, he bickers when there's nothing to bicker about and despite him being in charge of all the evidence to the contrary, he thinks himself an "Alpha male" - a quite ridiculous notion. As lostalex pointed out, Alpha males don't have to tell you they're Alpha males, you just know.

Great post absolutely agree.

flamingGalah!
10-06-2012, 03:00 PM
Chris is obviously extremely insecure & very deluded. He has the voice of Joe Swash on helium & the body of James Corden...

He has deliberately taken jobs to make him feel as if he is an alpha male & make people think he is someone not to be messed with, when in actual fact he is as threatening as a kitten...

God knows how he passed the psycological tests to be in there :shocked:

Livia
10-06-2012, 03:03 PM
Chris is obviously extremely insecure & very deluded. He has the voice of Joe Swash on helium & the body of James Corden...

He has deliberately taken jobs to make him feel as if he is an alpha male & make people think he is someone not to be messed with, when in actual fact he is as threatening as a kitten...

God knows how he passed the psycological tests to be in there :shocked:

I agree completely. And it's nice to see you.

Parmy
10-06-2012, 03:07 PM
ts all down to the nature of his job.....chris is just a bully...used to being the 'big man' and doesnt like people getting the better of him. He wont adapt well in a controlled environment especially with food, as became evident tonight.

Spot on.

Bailiff by day, bouncer by night. There just isn't nor hasn't been a time when it's not his way or the high way..

He won't be able to handle the bb house. Will crack shortly, I don't fancy being in the way when he does.:nono:

BigBrotherfan4ever
10-06-2012, 03:17 PM
Spot on.

Bailiff by day, bouncer by night. There just isn't nor hasn't been a time when it's not his way or the high way..

He won't be able to handle the bb house. Will crack shortly, I don't fancy being in the way when he does.:nono:

Totally agree with you.

Johnnyuk123
10-06-2012, 04:42 PM
I hope BB give Chris a task in the diary room. His choice is 1: A huge plate of his fav food to eat right now in the diary room but the rest of the house will only get beans and rice this week. OR. 2: If he refuses then the house gets their full shopping BUT Chris can only eat beans and rice all week! :)

Kizzy
10-06-2012, 05:45 PM
My daughter has just made a good point, it's a good job he has that silly voice otherwise he may have sounded a bit more intimidating and aggresive than he did...
She also said luke A is more of an alpha male...bahahahahaha!

honeydew
10-06-2012, 07:50 PM
Poor Chris, he has't got a best friend in the house..(After the Becky task)

Maybe he might wise up...nominations could get very interesting.:devil:

KingOfTheMods
10-06-2012, 07:53 PM
He's got a massive set of tits so maybe he meant alpha female. He needs to stop going to the gym then he might lose some weight.

crocs
10-06-2012, 09:08 PM
I just realized who Chris reminded me of when he talks (especially that go on, guess part and don't judge the book by its covers): David Brent from the office.

blandchild
10-06-2012, 09:23 PM
I just realized who Chris reminded me of when he talks (especially that go on, guess part and don't judge the book by its covers): David Brent from the office.

Brilliant!