Smash your backdoors in

[Josy]

Luke S to Ashleigh: I'm gonna smash your back doors in.........

Who said romance was dead? :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

:laugh:

And then hoisted her up onto his shoulders. I thought it was quite a forward comment. She didn't seem to mind though..

[Black Dagger]

Classy stuff :laugh:

[Ramsay]

http://woyingi.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/489px-jean_ping_080202-f-1644l-081_0ywdf.jpg

[King Gizzard]

It's that Keith Lemon saying

[Mrluvaluva]

Yeah.

[thesheriff443]

she got saloon doors like in those old westerns.

[armand.kay]

It looked like he was trying to bow cat her discreetly. :suspect:

[rk3388]

hes an idiot .

[Me. I Am Salman]

Was it Lauren or Ashleigh who he grinded the other day? Yeah what tf was that about

[Sawyer]

Ashleigh's a mong.

[bbfan1991]

Luke S is obviously a big TOWIE fan then:suspect:.

[chuff me dizzy]

How respectful ? and Miss potty mouth who spoke of peeing on mens faces on first night made out she was mary Poppins and didnt know what he meant !! only time Ive seen ears like hers was on the F.A Cup trophy !! what an ugly mare she is ?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he is so vile :bored:
they both are tbh even if she says all that **** NO LUKE NOT ON NATIONAL TV
shut up you love it you dirty bitch
both as bad as each other and they deserve each other i hate them

[In the Drunk Tank]

How respectful ? and Miss potty mouth who spoke of peeing on mens faces on first night made out she was mary Poppins and didnt know what he meant !! only time Ive seen ears like hers was on the F.A Cup trophy !! what an ugly mare she is ?

That's a bit shallow Chuff :whistle:

[Lister of Smeg]

both a pair of attention seekers he's got his eyes on Sara and magazine deals and she's to easy to see dont know what quality is wores tbh .

[Jords]

Ashleigh's a mong.

Me think so too.

[fitz2k2]

im gonna start using that i better not get smacked lol

[GypsyGoth]

Luke S to Ashleigh: I'm gonna smash your back doors in.........

Who said romance was dead? :laugh:

:laugh2:

[Locke.]

A great line, you could tell she was gagging for it aswell

Xabi is doing well

[Jords]

A great line, you could tell she was gagging for it aswell

Xabi is doing well

Not with that tramp.

[Locke.]

Playing Lauren and Ashleigh off each other while he plots to go for the main prize Sara

[Halfwit]

Playing Lauren and Ashleigh off each other while he plots to go for the main prize Sara

all that work just to be taken by rebecca while everyone is busy being drunk and stuff... :elephant:

[Locke.]

No he will let his right hand man Conor have Rebecca

[armand.kay]

Playing Lauren and Ashleigh off each other while he plots to go for the main prize Sara
She is more interested in Chris.:joker:

[Locke.]

Her sarcasm is even better than mine

[chuff me dizzy]

That's a bit shallow Chuff :whistle:

But true :whistle: :joker:

[alex_front2]

His "smash backdoors" comment just refects how cheap.slutty and easy girls are nowadays. No demureness, playing hard to get is a thing of past.

Luke S is no Brad Pitt and yet he has Asleigh and pretend tomboy © Lauren vying to bed him after 48hours. Tramps.

Sara will probably give him a bl*w j*b in 3 days time.

[Cherry Christmas]

His "smash backdoors" comment just refects how cheap.slutty and easy girls are nowadays. No demureness, playing hard to get is a thing of past.

Luke S is no Brad Pitt and yet he has Asleigh and pretend tomboy © Lauren vying to bed him after 48hours. Tramps.

Sara will probably give him a bl*w j*b in 3 days time.



Spot on.

[HBB1508]

I really don't know what any girl would see in Luke S he always looks like he's got a bad smell under his nose - can't stand him.

[alex_front2]

I really don't know what any girl would see in Luke S he always looks like he's got a bad smell under his nose - can't stand him.

Yes , but the girls in house DO fancy him. Ashleigh has openly.admitted it and pretend tomboy © Lauren coos over his 'fit' body. Sara will cave in to him within next 48hours.

[aman201]

Im a guy and i can see why he's attractive.

Confident guy, good looking, good body. etc.

[alex_front2]

Im a guy and i can see why he's attractive.

Confident guy, good looking, good body. etc.

Yes, we know men can fancy other men. no need for gay awareness here.

[rsefitpro2011]

Least he gets to the point I suppose!

[Livia]

Luke S to Ashleigh: I'm gonna smash your back doors in.........

Who said romance was dead? :laugh:

Ordinarily I'd say that was an awful thing to say to a woman knowing the bloody world was watching, and guaranteed not to get you laid. However, Ashleigh's mouth disgusts me... consequently she probably thought it was romantic and a great pick-up line.

[Livia]

His "smash backdoors" comment just refects how cheap.slutty and easy girls are nowadays. No demureness, playing hard to get is a thing of past...........



Maybe you need to widen the circle of females you know.

[chuff me dizzy]

Ordinarily I'd say that was an awful thing to say to a woman knowing the bloody world was watching, and guaranteed not to get you laid. However, Ashleigh's mouth disgusts me... consequently she probably thought it was romantic and a great pick-up line.

Made it all the more stupid when Miss Potty Mouth made out she didnt know what he meant

[Livia]

Made it all the more stupid when Miss Potty Mouth made out she didnt know what he meant

Yes... If I had to choose one person in there who was guaranteed to know what it means, I'd choose her.

[alex_front2]

Maybe you need to widen the circle of females you know.


Nope i think most young women are slutty nowadays. Dressing like hookers, 12 year old girls wearing "FCUK Me" tshirts, women asking men the size of their penis after meeting for 1h, girls kissing other girls in nightclubs to get male attention, so called feminists saying they enjoy giving men bjs, Cambridge Uni students entering 'best boob' competitions, WAGs/glamour modelling/hip hop honey video girls being no1 career options, girls getting porn star looks doing porn star stuff, allowing boyfriends to cheat, girls getting anal and in nightclubs, Oxford uni girls blowing male students as part of Freshers week initiation ceremonies, tattoos (which imho are inherently trampy) on girls lower back with a bow tiw or 'property of male name' , girls doing Tulisa style sex tapes.. Girls now are just so easy. Dont know why hookers still exist.

I feel.sorry for men now, women are way too easy.As Jay last year and Luke S you can have all the charm of a worm and be rudr crude lewd sexist AND still have women fighting over you. Puncher Chris Brown can have any woman he wants despite now know to punch women. Women are increasingly like sexbots. Easy. No sense of wooing.and achievement for men in knowing they had to face challenges in getting a girl. Now a man can confidently stride up to a lass in a nightclub, demand cockily that she gives him a h*nd job and i revkon she'll agree. So much for sexual liberation. Women are just cheap n easy. Dont blame men for cheating - why be loyal to skanky girls?

[Livia]

Nope i think most young women are slutty nowadays. Dressing like hookers, 12 year old girls wearing "FCUK Me" tshirts, women asking men the size of their penis after meeting for 1h, girls kissing other girls in nightclubs to get male attention, so called feminists saying they enjoy giving men bjs, Cambridge Uni students entering 'best boob' competitions, WAGs/glamour modelling/hip hop honey video girls being no1 career options, girls getting porn star looks doing porn star stuff, allowing boyfriends to cheat, girls getting anal and in nightclubs, Oxford uni girls blowing male students as part of Freshers week initiation ceremonies, tattoos (which imho are inherently trampy) on girls lower back with a bow tiw or 'property of male name' , girls doing Tulisa style sex tapes.. Girls now are just so easy. Dont know why hookers still exist.

I feel.sorry for men now, women are way too easy.As Jay last year and Luke S you can have all the charm of a worm and be rudr crude lewd sexist AND still have women fighting over you. Puncher Chris Brown can have any woman he wants despite now know to punch women. Women are increasingly like sexbots. Easy. No sense of wooing.and achievement for men in knowing they had to face challenges in getting a girl. Now a man can confidently stride up to a lass in a nightclub, demand cockily that she gives him a h*nd job and i revkon she'll agree. So much for sexual liberation. Women are just cheap n easy. Dont blame men for cheating - why be loyal to skanky girls?

I don't know how old you are... but you sound around 15.

Like I say, perhaps the females you know are like this but the females I know are most certainly not. So like I said, perhaps you should widen the circle of females you know.