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King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:14 PM
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Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

This time in the seat is that nice lad who's swag is off the hook:


THE ONE AND ONLY MOCKINATOR

Would you build a ferret sanctuary in your back garden?

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:16 PM
So Mockinator, what came first, the chicken or GypsyGoth?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:17 PM
Would you rather be covered in cat food and have a panda lick it off or covered in vaseline and be thrusted by a pineapple?

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:18 PM
Who's the most prettifulist girlist on the forum? Who've you got your eye on?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:18 PM
Have you ever actually stepped inside a Dorothy Perkins?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:20 PM
Do you laugh at your own jokes?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:20 PM
How many fingers do you have on your head?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:20 PM
Whats your favourite birth stone?

Josy
16-06-2012, 11:20 PM
How many people have you mocked since become The Mockinator?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:21 PM
Is Mariah Carey was a rock what would it look like?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:21 PM
Is the Locke Ness Monster real?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:21 PM
See what I did there?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:22 PM
Do you prefer having a hair cut or trimming your nails?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:22 PM
Im thinking of a number between 34 and 9382 what is it?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:23 PM
Which member do you think is the smelliest?

Locke.
16-06-2012, 11:23 PM
Is the Locke Ness Monster real?

I can answer that on his behalf

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjpnwSyP91qhkhrno1_500.jpg

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:23 PM
I can answer that on his behalf

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjpnwSyP91qhkhrno1_500.jpg

:laugh3:

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:24 PM
Whats your favourite mock you have given?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:24 PM
If somebody mocked you what would you do?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:25 PM
Do you think mockery makes the world go round?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:25 PM
Is Jords spamming because he's actually half-wolverine?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:25 PM
If I had £10 everytime I heard that how rich would I be?

joeysteele
16-06-2012, 11:25 PM
If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for if you knew they would be granted.

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:25 PM
When did you last poo?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:25 PM
Are you looking forward to season 5 of Breaking Bad?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:26 PM
Was it good?

Locke.
16-06-2012, 11:26 PM
What is your first memory of joeysteele?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:27 PM
What precise shade of blue do you think Steps are singing about in "Deeper Shade of Blue"? Aquamarine, navy or cornflower?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:27 PM
On a scale of 1-10 how much would you like to mock

a) Shaun
b) Marc
c) Locke
d) davem1234

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:27 PM
What about now?
What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it's too late, what about now?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:28 PM
Would Doogle make a good mum?

Black Dagger
16-06-2012, 11:28 PM
What is your first memory of joeysteele?

I heard, one time, he punched him in the face.... and it was awesome.

Can this be verified Mockinator?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:28 PM
Team Gale or Team Hurricane?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:28 PM
If you were standing next to a volcano and it erupted what would you do?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:28 PM
Where were you when PJ bought the BB8 caravan?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:29 PM
When orgasming, do you think about chicken or turkey

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:29 PM
Describe to me what is taking place in Shaun's GIF in his sig?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:29 PM
When Scott comes on to you, do you want to cry or die?

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:30 PM
Are you going to vote for Joey steele in TiBB Nominations Week 3?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:30 PM
When you are sexually aroused in an exam what do you do to sort this?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:30 PM
Should I have kept that GIF in my sig so Jords' question makes sense? (sorry Jords :()

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:30 PM
Have you ever told a teacher they have a peachy bum?

Redway
16-06-2012, 11:30 PM
If you could take 10 members with you to an island, who would you take and for what reasons?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:31 PM
How silly is Shaun? :(

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:31 PM
After the success of Ricky Martin in this year's Apprentice are you going to change your name to Lou Bega and apply for next year's?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:31 PM
Whats your opinion on lamp shades?

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:32 PM
Do you think Vanessa Feltz would be interested in noshing off Andy Scott Lee?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:32 PM
what qualities do you look for when you buy toilet roll?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:32 PM
Are you going to apply for The Mole 6?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:33 PM
How d'ya think I feel when you call my name?

joeysteele
16-06-2012, 11:33 PM
Would you ever apply to go on Big Brother.

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:33 PM
Which member is an all round "good egg"?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:33 PM
Who's your favourite BBC news anchor?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:34 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Germaine_Greer.jpg

Would you?

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:34 PM
Do you like to jump everywhere instead of walking?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:34 PM
Out of all the children in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which 1 do you wish died?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:35 PM
Is the name Sandra better than Tracy? Vice versa

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:35 PM
Out of all the children in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which 1 do you wish died?

:joker:

Doogle
16-06-2012, 11:36 PM
Would Doogle make a good mum?

I love you tbh Jords

King Gizzard
16-06-2012, 11:37 PM
did you know joeysteele is an anagram of Eel Eye Jots?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:37 PM
Have you ever woke up and thought you were actually a moose and desperatly wanted antlers?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:37 PM
Ever had bi-curious thoughts about Des O'Connor?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:38 PM
I love you tbh Jords

:love:

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:38 PM
Ever had bi-curious thoughts about Des O'Connor?

Course. If he's got blood pumping, he'll be thumping.

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:39 PM
lmao!

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:42 PM
If Jedward asked you to be their 3rd member what would you say?

Shaun
16-06-2012, 11:42 PM
Is Marc named after Marc Bolan or Sheila Ferguson?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:42 PM
Would you ever consider spanking Simon Cowell?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:43 PM
What is your opinion on Portugal?

Redway
16-06-2012, 11:43 PM
Would you rather shag Ashleigh or Caroline?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:43 PM
Coldplay or Maroon 5?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:43 PM
Do you get down low on the dancefloor?

Doogle
16-06-2012, 11:44 PM
If Madonna flashed her tits at you would you report Harry?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:44 PM
Is Marc named after Marc Bolan or Sheila Ferguson?

Thats a little obvious tbh

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:44 PM
Why is bread called bread but toast called toast?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:45 PM
Would you rather see Madonna's blue waffle or Pete Burns' anus

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:45 PM
Megan is missing. What do you do?

Redway
16-06-2012, 11:45 PM
Have you ever smashed piss?

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:46 PM
Whats your opinion on uniformdating.com ?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:47 PM
Did you also have to look up what smash piss was?

Redway
16-06-2012, 11:48 PM
:joker:

Black Dagger
16-06-2012, 11:54 PM
Do you feel Jords' constant bullying of me warrants him being banned? :idc:

Jords
16-06-2012, 11:55 PM
Lucas is a slag, correct?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:55 PM
Both correct

Black Dagger
16-06-2012, 11:56 PM
Lucas is a slag, correct?

Jords is a massive twat, correct?

Black Dagger
16-06-2012, 11:57 PM
Jords should just piss off, correct?

Black Dagger
16-06-2012, 11:57 PM
Jords is a vulgar human-being and adds nothing to the forum, correct?

Doogle
16-06-2012, 11:58 PM
Black Dagger should do a naked photo shoot. Agree or disagree?

Marc
16-06-2012, 11:58 PM
Would has the best boobs.. Megan is missing or McCann is missing

Shaun
17-06-2012, 12:01 AM
Have you ever knocked one out over a picture of a land rover?

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 12:01 AM
Black Dagger should do a naked photo shoot. Agree or disagree?

Attitude and Gay Times will be all over that.

I'll consider it when I'm rich and famous I reckon. (well no im classy so.)

Bob Dylan or Apple Crumble?

Marc
17-06-2012, 12:02 AM
Has Lucas' naked shoot made your stomach turn?

Shaun
17-06-2012, 12:04 AM
Feminine itching got you feeling down?

Marc
17-06-2012, 12:06 AM
Odor and discharge?

Jords
17-06-2012, 12:06 AM
Jords is a massive twat, correct?

Jords should just piss off, correct?

Jords is a vulgar human-being and adds nothing to the forum, correct?

These are incorrect, correct?

Doogle
17-06-2012, 12:07 AM
Thoughts on this picture?
http://www.tekkenforces.com/tekken1/images/persos_0217.jpg

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 12:08 AM
Jords is talking utter bollocks, correct?

Shaun
17-06-2012, 12:21 AM
When Rihanna found love in a hopeless place was it:

a) Tunbridge Wells
b) Chris Brown's sauna
c) TiBB
or d) an AA meeting in Columbus, Ohio?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-06-2012, 01:23 AM
list 15 things you like about me

Redway
17-06-2012, 09:00 AM
list 15 things you like about me

:joker:

Maia
17-06-2012, 09:52 AM
Do you find all these questions you have been asked so far obscenely unnecessary or overly enjoyable?

Maia
17-06-2012, 09:59 AM
Would you ever go with myself to a Pixie Lott concert

Redway
17-06-2012, 10:19 AM
Are you actually going to answer these questions? :suspect:

joeysteele
17-06-2012, 10:25 AM
How do you see your thoughts and life changing in the next 10 years.

Kazanne
17-06-2012, 10:30 AM
Hello Mockinator,If you were to be made producer of BB who would you have as presenters and what would you change about the show to make it more popular to the masses ,and is there anything you would change abouit the TIBB board?

MeMyselfAndI
17-06-2012, 11:35 AM
Who is your favourite X-Factor winner?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-06-2012, 11:35 AM
alexandra burke

MeMyselfAndI
17-06-2012, 11:37 AM
I'm not asking you, gtho

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-06-2012, 11:39 AM
alexandra burke .

MeMyselfAndI
17-06-2012, 11:41 AM
Thats not a question.
Guess where Alexandra Burkes album will chart today?

MeMyselfAndI
17-06-2012, 11:41 AM
Thats not a question.
Guess where Alexandra Burkes album will chart today?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-06-2012, 11:41 AM
alexandra burke

Kate!
17-06-2012, 12:13 PM
On a scale of 1 to 999 how much despair do you feel right now?

Kate!
17-06-2012, 12:20 PM
If you were a mod, would you delete the majority of these questions?

If you went fishing and caught an octopus, would you adopt him and take him home. What would you call him?

Do you know that "Tibbs Joey Steele" is an anagram of Let Josy bite bees?

Would you like to live in a pineapple under the sea?

joeysteele
17-06-2012, 12:23 PM
When he does come on I can only see him being in hysterics reading this thread.

What do you think was the question that made you laugh the most so far on here?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:05 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/34yzonc.png



Unlimited Questions. 10 members. One Hotseat.


Welcome back to TiBB's most intrusive and personal thread. Over the next few weeks members will be selected to sit in TiBB's Hotseat to face gruelling and extensive questioning from you guys so you can get to know them better! You can ask what ever you want (within reason) and the member may or may not answer your questions. They have three days in the hotseat before the next member is selected. If you still wish to apply for the hotseat then click here (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199474).

This time in the seat is that nice lad who's swag is off the hook:


THE ONE AND ONLY MOCKINATOR

Would you build a ferret sanctuary in your back garden?

No Ferret Sanctuary's.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:06 PM
So Mockinator, what came first, the chicken or GypsyGoth?

The Chicken.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:07 PM
Would you rather be covered in cat food and have a panda lick it off or covered in vaseline and be thrusted by a pineapple?

I would prefer being covered in Vaseline and being thrusted by a Pineapple.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:08 PM
Who's the most prettifulist girlist on the forum? Who've you got your eye on?

:joker: What a question, I will vote for Mollie.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:09 PM
Have you ever actually stepped inside a Dorothy Perkins?

No.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:10 PM
Do you laugh at your own jokes?

Probably more than anybody else.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:11 PM
How many fingers do you have on your head?

All 10.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:13 PM
Whats your favourite birth stone?

Sapphire.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:14 PM
How many people have you mocked since become The Mockinator?

5.99 Billion people.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:16 PM
Is Mariah Carey was a rock what would it look like?

I would have no idea.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:17 PM
Is the Locke Ness Monster real?

I believe so yes.

And yes I did see what you did there.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:18 PM
Do you prefer having a hair cut or trimming your nails?

Trimming my nails.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:19 PM
Im thinking of a number between 34 and 9382 what is it?

2000.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:21 PM
Which member do you think is the smelliest?

Roy, it smells like several men in Mars Bar when his on the thread.:devil:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:23 PM
Whats your favourite mock you have given?

Well yesterday on BB when Chris had got evicted and Becky said I can feel like I can eat 12 Big Macs within 25 seconds, well I said she's ate more than 12 Big Macs in 25 seconds.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:24 PM
If somebody mocked you what would you do?

Mock them back.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:24 PM
Do you think mockery makes the world go round?

Hell yes.:dance::joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:25 PM
Is Jords spamming because he's actually half-wolverine?

We will never know.:bawling:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:26 PM
If I had £10 everytime I heard that how rich would I be?

You would be a trillionaire.

MeMyselfAndI
17-06-2012, 03:27 PM
Is ":joker:" your favourite smiley? :)

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:28 PM
If you had 3 wishes what would you wish for if you knew they would be granted.

1. That Cheryl Cole would stop being on TV.

2. That this country would sort itself out with it's economy and law & order.

3. I wish to get rid of my cramp that i've had on my arms these last two days.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:29 PM
When did you last poo?

Yesterday.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:30 PM
Are you looking forward to season 5 of Breaking Bad?

Im sorry I don't watch it.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:30 PM
Was it good?

My poo or Breaking Bad?:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:31 PM
What is your first memory of joeysteele?

During BB11 on a thread where he was saying how fake JJJ was I think.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:32 PM
What precise shade of blue do you think Steps are singing about in "Deeper Shade of Blue"? Aquamarine, navy or cornflower?

Aquamarine.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:33 PM
On a scale of 1-10 how much would you like to mock

a) Shaun
b) Marc
c) Locke
d) davem1234

Im voting for all of the above.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:34 PM
What about now?
What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it's too late, what about now?

:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:35 PM
Would Doogle make a good mum?

Well they are a Sheldon Cooper fan so yes.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:40 PM
I heard, one time, he punched him in the face.... and it was awesome.

Can this be verified Mockinator?

No.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:41 PM
Team Gale or Team Hurricane?

Team Hurricane.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:42 PM
If you were standing next to a volcano and it erupted what would you do?

Run.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:44 PM
Where were you when PJ bought the BB8 caravan?

Probably in Primary School wanting to go berserk.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:44 PM
When orgasming, do you think about chicken or turkey

Both.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:45 PM
Describe to me what is taking place in Shaun's GIF in his sig?

I have no idea.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:46 PM
When Scott comes on to you, do you want to cry or die?

Both, he....... he.:bawling::joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:47 PM
Are you going to vote for Joey steele in TiBB Nominations Week 3?

Yes.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:48 PM
When you are sexually aroused in an exam what do you do to sort this?

Think of Susan Boyle or Carole from BB8, it does the trick.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:49 PM
Should I have kept that GIF in my sig so Jords' question makes sense? (sorry Jords :()

Yes but I think Jords forgives you.:hugesmile:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:50 PM
Have you ever told a teacher they have a peachy bum?

No, that's probably because my Teachers are butt ugly.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:56 PM
If you could take 10 members with you to an island, who would you take and for what reasons?

Joeysteele - The one to keep the group sane.
Mollie - There for her good looks and quirks.
Legend Killer - One of the members to lighten up the mood.
Novo - Same reasons as Legend Killer.
Locke - Same reasons as Legend Killer and Novo.
Vicky - When the going gets tough Vicky will be there to save us from the deadily dangers of The Others.
Nathan - The one to make sure that there's no short supply of food.
Ukturtle - The Musician of the group.
Enid - Need to add more good looks to the group.
Redway - To argue on anyone that's being a twat at the time.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:58 PM
How silly is Shaun? :(

Very.:joker:

Jords
17-06-2012, 03:59 PM
You wouldnt take me to question you further? s0b

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 03:59 PM
After the success of Ricky Martin in this year's Apprentice are you going to change your name to Lou Bega and apply for next year's?

No but I might apply for X Factor and sing Mambo Number 5 for a laugh.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:00 PM
Whats your opinion on lamp shades?

There very good.:dance:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:04 PM
Do you think Vanessa Feltz would be interested in noshing off Andy Scott Lee?

Who knows as she is a Celebrity afterall.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:07 PM
what qualities do you look for when you buy toilet roll?

That they get the poo off my ass.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:08 PM
Are you going to apply for The Mole 6?

Im sorry but no.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:09 PM
How d'ya think I feel when you call my name?

Erm... worried.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:11 PM
Would you ever apply to go on Big Brother.

I don't think I could as I would be hated.:joker:

Also I don't want the cameras watching me do a poo in the Toilet.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:12 PM
Which member is an all round "good egg"?

Joeysteele.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:12 PM
Who's your favourite BBC news anchor?

God knows.:joker:

I don't like the News much.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:13 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Germaine_Greer.jpg

Would you?

No.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:14 PM
Do you like to jump everywhere instead of walking?

Only after having a can of Coca Cola.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:15 PM
Out of all the children in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which 1 do you wish died?

All of them.:joker:

In all seriousness I would have to watch the Film again to remember all there names.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:16 PM
Is the name Sandra better than Tracy? Vice versa

I think the name Sandra is better than Tracy.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:17 PM
did you know joeysteele is an anagram of Eel Eye Jots?

:joker:

Maia
17-06-2012, 04:17 PM
Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:18 PM
Have you ever woke up and thought you were actually a moose and desperatly wanted antlers?

Lol no.

Maia
17-06-2012, 04:18 PM
If no, how overjoyed are you at the prospect of there being such a feature?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:19 PM
Ever had bi-curious thoughts about Des O'Connor?

No.

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 04:19 PM
Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

GAWD, Miss Mollie, this is his hotseat, he will answer his questions how he wants, isn't that correct Mockinator?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:20 PM
If Jedward asked you to be their 3rd member what would you say?

I would say yes, it's easy money and I would imagine great fun.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:21 PM
Is Marc named after Marc Bolan or Sheila Ferguson?

Sheila Ferguson definitely.

Maia
17-06-2012, 04:21 PM
GAWD, Miss Mollie, this is his hotseat, he will answer his questions how he wants, isn't that correct Mockinator?

I asked him not you :hmph:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:22 PM
Would you ever consider spanking Simon Cowell?

I don't know about spanking but I think violence could be involved.:hugesmile:

joeysteele
17-06-2012, 04:23 PM
Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

Interesting that Mollie, I know it's there but whenever I do it it always take absolutely ages for me to submit the post.:joker: Mind you replying to 2 or more posts at once,I would likely run out of characters.:joker:
If I only quote the one it is fine but multiple quotes somehow have never worked for me at all on here.

To The Mockinator, loving your answers,at most of them I am really laughing at them. Excellent.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:23 PM
What is your opinion on Portugal?

A great country away from Christiano Ronaldo and there Police.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:24 PM
Would you rather shag Ashleigh or Caroline?

Caroline.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:26 PM
Coldplay or Maroon 5?

Coldplay, Maroon 5 are a bunch of posers imo.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:27 PM
Do you get down low on the dancefloor?

I try but it's like watching Joe Calzaghe on SCD all over again.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:29 PM
If Madonna flashed her tits at you would you report Harry?

Yes.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:30 PM
Why is bread called bread but toast called toast?

Because Jesus took the wheel.:hugesmile:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:31 PM
Would you rather see Madonna's blue waffle or Pete Burns' anus

Madonna's blue waffle anyday of the week.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:32 PM
Megan is missing. What do you do?

Call The Police while also carrying on my own investigation.

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 04:34 PM
I asked him not you :hmph:

Don't you get snappy at me Miss Mollie, or I'll be making sure you get MOCKED. :idc:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:34 PM
Have you ever smashed piss?

No.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:36 PM
Whats your opinion on uniformdating.com ?

It sounds sexy, but I don't like dating sites as you could meet someone that is completely different to what they portray themselves on the Internet.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:37 PM
Did you also have to look up what smash piss was?

I have an idea what it means.:joker:

Vanessa
17-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Who's your fave BB13 housemate and why? :wavey:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:38 PM
Do you feel Jords' constant bullying of me warrants him being banned? :idc:

Nah as it's no big deal.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:39 PM
Lucas is a slag, correct?

Correct, he treats his customers with respect unlike Scott.:bawling:

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 04:40 PM
Nah as it's no big deal.:joker:

It is a big deal, I go to bed crying every night because of his verbal abuse :sad:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:41 PM
Jords is a massive twat, correct?

Yes, but we need massive twats on the Forum.:dance::hugesmile:

Vanessa
17-06-2012, 04:42 PM
It is a big deal, I go to bed crying every night because of his verbal abuse :sad:

Awwwwww! Come here! :hug:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:43 PM
Black Dagger should do a naked photo shoot. Agree or disagree?

Disagree as the bore brigade that is the Government are trying to censor the Internet, we don't want this to be the start of it lol.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:44 PM
Have you ever knocked one out over a picture of a land rover?

No.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:45 PM
Attitude and Gay Times will be all over that.

I'll consider it when I'm rich and famous I reckon. (well no im classy so.)

Bob Dylan or Apple Crumble?

Apple Crumble.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:47 PM
Has Lucas' naked shoot made your stomach turn?

It's done more than make me turn.:joker:

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 04:47 PM
Awwwwww! Come here! :hug:

I'm only joking xD, but :hug: hehe.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:48 PM
Feminine itching got you feeling down?

Yes.:bawling:

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 04:48 PM
It's done more than make me turn.:joker:

How rude, my nude shoots were always tasteful :hmph:

Maia
17-06-2012, 04:48 PM
Don't you get snappy at me Miss Mollie, or I'll be making sure you get MOCKED. :idc:

Ok ok I'm sorry :bawling: Can you forgive me? x

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:49 PM
Odor and discharge?

This might sound stupid but what is Odor and Discharge?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:51 PM
Thoughts on this picture?
http://www.tekkenforces.com/tekken1/images/persos_0217.jpg

Im sorry but animated characters aren't my type.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:52 PM
When Rihanna found love in a hopeless place was it:

a) Tunbridge Wells
b) Chris Brown's sauna
c) TiBB
or d) an AA meeting in Columbus, Ohio?

I will go B.

Maia
17-06-2012, 04:54 PM
I'd have thought A would be the more likely option Mockinator

Vanessa
17-06-2012, 04:54 PM
You didn't answer my question! :bawling:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:54 PM
Do you find all these questions you have been asked so far obscenely unnecessary or overly enjoyable?

Overly enjoyable.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:55 PM
Would you ever go with myself to a Pixie Lott concert

I would try.:joker:

Maia
17-06-2012, 04:56 PM
Excellent :pipe:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:56 PM
Are you actually going to answer these questions? :suspect:

I will try, yes.:joker:

Black Dagger
17-06-2012, 04:58 PM
Ok ok I'm sorry :bawling: Can you forgive me? x

I suppose so. x

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 04:59 PM
How do you see your thoughts and life changing in the next 10 years.

An interesting question, I could see myself going into law or being a Police Officer or something as I believe in justice and I don't believe it's being handed out.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:03 PM
Hello Mockinator,If you were to be made producer of BB who would you have as presenters and what would you change about the show to make it more popular to the masses ,and is there anything you would change abouit the TIBB board?

Hello Kazanne.

I would have Davina present the main show and Jedward present BBBOTS as they would have great energy which the spin-off needs, and no I wouldn't change anything about TIBB board.

And I would have 3 or more up for eviction every week just to get the full vote to save effect or affect.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:04 PM
Who is your favourite X-Factor winner?

Leona Lewis.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:05 PM
thats not a question.
Guess where alexandra burkes album will chart today?

#500.

Vanessa
17-06-2012, 05:05 PM
:sad::bawling:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:07 PM
On a scale of 1 to 999 how much despair do you feel right now?

Well after Chris's eviction from Big Brother on Friday I would say a good 999.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:09 PM
If you were a mod, would you delete the majority of these questions?

If you went fishing and caught an octopus, would you adopt him and take him home. What would you call him?

Do you know that "Tibbs Joey Steele" is an anagram of Let Josy bite bees?

Would you like to live in a pineapple under the sea?

1. No

2. No but if I did I would call him Octoward

3. Yes

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:10 PM
When he does come on I can only see him being in hysterics reading this thread.

What do you think was the question that made you laugh the most so far on here?

To many to choose from but I would vote for the one Marc posted about would I do that older woman that he posted.

Kizzy
17-06-2012, 05:11 PM
If you could be any flavour slush what would it be and why?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:12 PM
Is ":joker:" your favourite smiley? :)

Yes.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:15 PM
You wouldnt take me to question you further? s0b

You was a contender but we needed extra eye candy.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:17 PM
Did you know there is a feature that lets you quote multiple posts at a time?

I do but im not very good at it.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:18 PM
If no, how overjoyed are you at the prospect of there being such a feature?

It's a good feature but it means less posts.:bawling:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:19 PM
GAWD, Miss Mollie, this is his hotseat, he will answer his questions how he wants, isn't that correct Mockinator?

Correct Black Dagger.:dance:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:22 PM
Who's your fave BB13 housemate and why? :wavey:

Well it was Chris because he reminded me of Marcus Akin from BB10, with a bit of Victor and Science.

But now I might give it to Arron and Lydia at the moment as Arron causes arguments in the house and I like Lydia's gameplan, even if it backfires on her.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-06-2012, 05:24 PM
excuse you

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:25 PM
I'd have thought A would be the more likely option Mockinator

They're all very likely tbh.:joker:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 05:27 PM
If you could be any flavour slush what would it be and why?

I don't think i've ever tried Slush's, sorry.

Doogle
17-06-2012, 06:05 PM
1) Are you aware of the multi-quote feature?
2) I accidentally just bookmarked this thread. Are you happy?

Kizzy
17-06-2012, 06:10 PM
I don't think i've ever tried Slush's, sorry.

You poor neglected child :bawling:
here..
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tDDWr2Yl2mk/Ta9iOuNMIZI/AAAAAAAAAAc/TVNB_BnktEk/s1600/slushpu.jpg

InOne
17-06-2012, 06:56 PM
Who is on your To Mock list?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
17-06-2012, 08:14 PM
HE DIDNT ANSWER MY ****ING QUESTION /shout

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 08:49 PM
1) Are you aware of the multi-quote feature?
2) I accidentally just bookmarked this thread. Are you happy?

1. Yes I just don't know how to use it.:joker:

2. Yes.:dance:

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 08:50 PM
You poor neglected child :bawling:
here..
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tDDWr2Yl2mk/Ta9iOuNMIZI/AAAAAAAAAAc/TVNB_BnktEk/s1600/slushpu.jpg

I've never tried it, sorry.

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 08:51 PM
Who is on your To Mock list?

Well im on a mock Becky campaign at the moment as she's eating the whole house I think.

On here your all on the To Mock list.:joker:

GypsyGoth
17-06-2012, 09:07 PM
Have you ever mocked a three legged dog?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 09:10 PM
Have you ever mocked a three legged dog?

No.

InOne
17-06-2012, 10:01 PM
I think Claudia just got Mocked.

Did you get any particular joy mocking Claudia?

Mystic Mock
17-06-2012, 10:02 PM
I think Claudia just got Mocked.

Did you get any particular joy mocking Claudia?

Yes.:dance:

King Gizzard
19-06-2012, 01:32 AM
Third Reich?

Shaun
27-06-2013, 03:17 PM
If Madonna flashed her tits at you would you report Harry?

greatest post of all time

King Gizzard
27-06-2013, 03:25 PM
Definite thread killer my last question