Am I the only one...

[Ryan.]

... Who gets an almost insatiable desire to masturbate when studying for exams. I dunno if it's the boredom of it, or what. But I'm just like 'oop there's my penis I'm not studying for a while' :joker:

[Z]

LOL. :love:

[Redway]

No, I have a picture of Susan Boyle in my room that I put up whenever I'm about to revise. :joker:

[Jords]

lmfao

[Shaun]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jr21fDbq1qccsj6.gif

[King Gizzard]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jr21fDbq1qccsj6.gif

.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

[Ryan.]

-was actually expecting answers-

:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

I hope you're revising alone. :tongue:

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

mmm yeah, this algebra got me so horny

[Marc]

:love: Brilliant

[Mystic Mock]

No, I have a picture of Susan Boyle in my room that I put up whenever I'm about to revise. :joker:

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.:joker:

[Patrick]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jr21fDbq1qccsj6.gif

:joker::joker:

[Patrick]

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.:joker:

...That's a risk anyone runs when masturbating at any time of the year, not just the exam period. :conf:

[Mystic Mock]

...That's a risk anyone runs when masturbating at any time of the year, not just the exam period. :conf:

Well I feel like i've been watched more recently than I ever have before, maybe im just being paranoid.

[MTVN]

Keep vigilant Mockinator

[Redway]

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.:joker:

Oh, believe me, I have been caught out on numerous occasions.

First time round must have been in 2007. I was only in Year 9 at the time and obviously I was getting far more curious about my body in a sexual way.

My first getting caught was my father. I didn't know what time it was but it was late given both my parents were in bed. So I went downstairs to take advantage of the moment and put on a porn channel and five minutes down the line he comes in and says 'you perverted idiot' and I just stopped and kept a straight face and totally blanked him when I had just been caught masturbating by my father. :laugh:

After all that he just had a go at me, like any typical parent would do, and sent me to bed. He put a block on those channels the succeeding day. :joker:

[Ninastar]

all da time xo

[Mystic Mock]

Oh, believe me, I have been caught out on numerous occasions.

First time round must have been in 2007. I was only in Year 9 at the time and obviously I was getting far more curious about my body in a sexual way.

My first getting caught was my father. I didn't know what time it was but it was late given both my parents were in bed. So I went downstairs to take advantage of the moment and put on a porn channel and five minutes down the line he comes in and says 'you perverted idiot' and I just stopped and kept a straight face and totally blanked him when I had just been caught masturbating by my father. :laugh:

After all that he just had a go at me, like any typical parent would do, and sent me to bed. He put a block on those channels the succeeding day. :joker:

Lol, I have a feeling one day i'll be caught.:joker:

Does the masturbating actually stop once you get a girlfriend?

[Maia]

What a vile thread

[Smithy]

omfg

[Mystic Mock]

What a vile thread

Tbf plenty of people have probably masturbated over you.:wink::joker:

[Doogle]

I was 11 when I started am I abnormal

[Ninastar]

Tbf plenty of people have probably masturbated over you.:wink::joker:

i have

[Maia]

Feel a bit worried now

[Doogle]

Tbf plenty of people have probably masturbated over you.:wink::joker:
what the ****ing hell is this

[Mrluvaluva]

Lol, I have a feeling one day i'll be caught.:joker:

Does the masturbating actually stop once you get a girlfriend?

It will never stop.

[Redway]

Lol, I have a feeling one day i'll be caught.:joker:
You won't if you don't do anything stupid. I suggest you lock your door or do it when no authoritative figure is there.
Does it actually stop once you get a girlfriend?

Most men, married, single or coupled continue to masturbate for most of their adult lives. You aren't going to be an exception. As long as it's on the person you're with rather than someone else there really is no problem, in my opinion. It's like sex. As long as you don't cheat on her, what's the problem?

[Mystic Mock]

Feel a bit worried now

:joker:

And Mrluvaluva I am gutted.:bawling:

[MTVN]

Redway taking the Mockinator under his wing I see

[Mystic Mock]

Most men, married, single or coupled continue to masturbate for most of their adult lives. You aren't going to be an exception. As long as it's on the person you're with rather than someone else there really is no problem, in my opinion. It's like sex. As long as you don't cheat on her, what's the problem?

Ok thanks, and you are right there's worser stuff you can do in life than masturbate.

[Maia]

what the ****ing hell is this

:laugh2:

[Redway]

I was 11 when I started am I abnormal

No, a lot of 11-year-olds do this.

[Patrick]

what the ****ing hell is this

:joker::joker:

[Mystic Mock]

what the ****ing hell is this

:laugh3:

[Doogle]

No, a lot of 11-year-olds do this.

Thank you Redway you are like a guru

[Redway]

Redway taking the Mockinator under his wing I see

That's what I do, MTVN. :love:

[Mystic Mock]

My nickname for Redway is Redwing.

What do you think?

[Redway]

Thank you Redway you are like a guru
No worries. :love:
what the ****ing hell is this
:laugh2:
My nickname for Redway is Redwing.

What do you think?

:joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

:joker:

And Mrluvaluva I am gutted.:bawling:

Oh you won't be in 20 years time. Bookmark this page for reference.

[Firewire]

i was doing maths and saw 69 and exploded everywhere :/

[Marc]

Everybody stop masturbating!!!

[Redway]

Everybody stop masturbating!!!

That's about as realistic as the world ending this December.

[Mystic Mock]

That's about as realistic as the world ending this December.

:joker:

[Doogle]

i was doing maths and saw 69 and exploded everywhere :/

story of my life

[Mystic Mock]

Oh you won't be in 20 years time. Bookmark this page for reference.

I will have it subscribed just incase.

[Firewire]

story of my life

i know it gets me so hard i actually can't help myself

[Mystic Mock]

i know it gets me so hard i actually can't help myself

Just think of that woman that had her face ripped off by a chimpanzee?

[Firewire]

if the exam was about penis then maybe but apart from that, no.

[Doogle]

i know it gets me so hard i actually can't help myself

Ikr when I see it I get harder than an algebra sum with powers, brackets and negative numbers :/

[Firewire]

Just think of that woman that had her face ripped off by a chimpanzee?

ok thank you that really helped idk

[Redway]

This is what helps me get through it all (be warned - not for the faint-hearted!):

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/04/SusanBoyleAutobiography.jpg

[Smithy]

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/04/SusanBoyleAutobiography.jpg

[Doogle]

I'm saving that, I was running out of things to say when posts made me laugh.

[Mystic Mock]

This is what helps me get through it all (be warned - not for the faint-hearted!):

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/04/SusanBoyleAutobiography.jpg

It's Rooney in drag.

[Ryan.]

God I love this place.

[Mrluvaluva]

She looks like she is trying to squeeze one out.

[Redway]

It's Rooney in drag.

:laugh2:

[Marc]

That's about as realistic as the world ending this December.

S*** really?

Better crack a few out then!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

what the ****ing hell is this

sdgsdfg :joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Lol, I have a feeling one day i'll be caught.:joker:

Does the masturbating actually stop once you get a girlfriend?

:joker: Awww, :pat:

[Josy]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2wexl5t.png

[Mystic Mock]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2wexl5t.png

Emphasis on the f.

[Black Dagger]

if the exam was about penis then maybe but apart from that, no.

That is probably the only exam I'd ever pass in my life.

[Enid]

Bless your hearts.

[Firewire]

this thread made my life tbqh

[Mystic Mock]

Bless your hearts.

What a blessing.:dance:

[Novo]

What the **** have i just read