Better than Sex (what is?)

[lostalex]

i vote for warm pajamas just out of the dryer. Deffo better than sex imho.

What do you think is better than sex?

[michael21]

blowjob :shrug:

[Marc]

michael :laugh2:

[Roy Mars III]

food

[Marc]

I think a very indulgent meal when you're starving might do it.

Or a good drink after a long period of thirst.

[fruit_cake]

food

this

[lostalex]

blowjob :shrug:

*bares his teeth* you know what i meant.. grrrrr.

[Mystic Mock]

Crisps, Chips, and Pizza.

The other food though might be a challenge, although sex sounds like a dirty process lol.

[lostalex]

so guess i'm alone on the warm pajamas from the dryer thing.... lol

[Niamh.]

You're all not doing it right :pipe:

[Doogle]

A hot bath when your muscles ache.

[michael21]

You're all not doing it right :pipe:

let show them :amazed::love::love:

[SharkAttack]

A well-placed nap in the middle of the day! Preferably in warm pajamas just out of the dryer, and *after* having sex. ;-)

[Ninastar]

The Mockinator

[Vanessa]

Pizza! :dance:

[Mystic Mock]

The Mockinator

Thank you Ninastar, but what is better than me?:joker:

[michael21]

Thank you Ninastar, but what is better than me?:joker:

she meant your choices Crisps, Chips, and Pizza.

[thesheriff443]

You're all not doing it right :pipe:

well you got two kids so your doing it right.lol:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

she meant your choices

Well either way she has taste.:hugesmile:

[Josy]

Nothing tbh

[Mystic Mock]

Nothing tbh

Oh Josy.:evilgrin:

[lostalex]

would you rather have 1 million dollars, or the best sex ever?

money > sex

[Niamh.]

Nothing tbh

I thought you didn't like anything sticky on you? :idc:

[Black Dagger]

What is sex?

I'd seriously like to know, it's been so ****ing long since I last had it :bored:

[Maia]

Anything

[lostalex]

sticky? you put sugar in yur vagina don't you? i heard about that, some women put sugar in their vagina so when they get wet it get's all sticky and makes more friction...

[Mystic Mock]

would you rather have 1 million dollars, or the best sex ever?

money > sex

I would go for the 1 million dollars/pounds in the UK.

[Mystic Mock]

sticky? you put sugar in yur vagina don't you? i heard about that, some women put sugar in their vagina so when they get wet it get's all sticky and makes more friction...

That's vile.

[lostalex]

That's vile.

don't shoot the messenger.

[Niamh.]

sticky? you put sugar in yur vagina don't you? i heard about that, some women put sugar in their vagina so when they get wet it get's all sticky and makes more friction...

:laugh2:

And when they're finished they have a stick of candy floss :amazed:

[Mystic Mock]

don't shoot the messenger.

:(

[Scream]

if u have sex u die xx

[lostalex]

:laugh2:

And when they're finished they have a stick of candy floss :amazed:

why is that turning me on? i'm not str8! lol

i'm thinking of the gay version of that, and it's much less appealing... errrr...

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:

And when they're finished they have a stick of candy floss :amazed:

:laugh3:

[Niamh.]

why is that turning me on? i'm not str8! lol

:laugh2: You must really like candy floss

[Niamh.]

why is that turning me on? i'm not str8! lol

i'm thinking of the gay version of that, and it's much less appealing... errrr...

:laugh2: Omg

[Black Dagger]

Alex, just stop speaking :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Alex, just stop speaking :laugh:

No let him carry on.:joker:

[LaLaLand]

Itching inside your earhole, you know when you get your finger right in and twizzle it around.

[Ramsay]

a casual afternoon wank is much better than most sex

[Sam:)]

Mmmm I want a Candy Floss vagina<3

[Sam:)]

Would Candy floss in the Vaj not increase friction?

[lostalex]

Itching inside your earhole, you know when you get your finger right in and twizzle it around.

oh yes that is good. Pen caps are good for that.

[CharlieO]

A salad

[CharlieO]

Actually the satisfaction of starving yourself is the best feeling ever.

[King Gizzard]

yoghurt

[Kazanne]

Looking at your new born baby after having er,oh yes sex,lol

[Samuel.]

Having a good old bosh.

[Saph]

getting a new cd through the mail :love: and money

[Enid]

would you rather have 1 million dollars, or the best sex ever?

money > sex
If I had a million dollars I could buy the best sex and have some left over...

[lostalex]

If I had a million dollars I could buy the best sex and have some left over...

how could you buy the best sex if the best sex with the one you love... ohhh, wait... i see...

yur pervy :P

[Mystic Mock]

how could you buy the best sex if the best sex with the one you love... ohhh, wait... i see...

yur pervy :P

She's a hot perv though.:evilgrin:

[Enid]

how could you buy the best sex if the best sex with the one you love... ohhh, wait... i see...

yur pervy :P
The best sex is always with strangers, duh. I thought everyone knew that. ;)

[2k9david2k10]

http://candybarlab.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/galaxy_ripple_wr.jpg

THE BEST !! :dance:

[Kizzy]

sticky? you put sugar in yur vagina don't you? i heard about that, some women put sugar in their vagina so when they get wet it get's all sticky and makes more friction...

mmmmmmmm
http://www.frankandjenies.co.uk/candy-floss-8.jpg

TA-DA!

[LemonJam]

The music of Ralph Vaughan Williams gives me a right hard on.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when you find a really good stock photo without even trying like you just stumble across it by chance i ****ing love that feeling and its definitely better than sex

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

like this one

http://i.imgur.com/d5YS1.jpg

[Shaun]

- Nutella
- Favourite music
- There's a particular part of my back that, when stretched/arched, feels a lot better than orgasm.
- Pimms
- Sunbathing
- Pizza Hut cheesy bites
- Out of control laughter

[Mystic Mock]

mmmmmmmm
http://www.frankandjenies.co.uk/candy-floss-8.jpg

TA-DA!

They always make me puke.:joker:

[Legend killer]

Watching D Wade go HAM