Johnny's Task Idea

[Scream]

Johnny Robinson on BBBOTS said they should give them a newspaper and write fake headlines. Think that's a good idea. What headlines do you think they should write if they did do this? :joker:

[Monkey Slut]

Something about Andy Scott Lee, nothing about him and Lydia just something about him (not really a headline, just a mention somewhere) I don't think the paper's a good idea though.

[Johnnyuk123]

Queen slams Sara for mentioning her in the BB house!

[Johnnyuk123]

Andy Scott Lee finally gets off jobseekers allowance!

[Johnnyuk123]

Condom makers look to Benedict for their next TV campaign!

[Saph]

'Queen Latifah to enter BB house'

[Johnnyuk123]

Deana to be the spokesperson for lie ditector products!

[Johnnyuk123]

Arron to be removed for being too fake in the BB house!

[Livia]

Something about Andy Scott Lee, nothing about him and Lydia just something about him (not really a headline, just a mention somewhere) I don't think the paper's a good idea though.

That's a good one. Perhaps a photo of him leaving Katie Price's house very early in the morning, or falling out of Boujis with a couple of models.

[Johnnyuk123]

Becky to be on embarasing bodies!

[Johnnyuk123]

Childline ask Lauren to give them a call!

[Johnnyuk123]

Lydia to be the banker on deal or no deal!

[Scream]

If they didn't lie they should still put in
'Shock as Lydia nominates Deena'

[Johnnyuk123]

Conor gets offered a job with deaf dumb and blind kids for his bubbly personality!

[Johnnyuk123]

Luke S gets asked to be the spokes person for nike invisible t shirts!

[Johnnyuk123]

Weight Watchers refuse to allow Becky a membership card!

[Livia]

Becky to be on embarasing bodies!

Becky's body too embarrassing for Embarrassing Bodies.

[Johnnyuk123]

Adam to release a fitness dvd for obese people!

[Scream]

Luke A has become a hero after releasing his story. He has made transexuals all over the world be proud of who they are! He is tipped to win the show.

[Livia]

The whole country hates Lauren.

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleyne short listed for new movie called Gullible Minds. A very short film about a girl who litterally hangs onto a boy with no personality with muscles until the audience realise neither of them should actually be there.

[Johnnyuk123]

Scott the movie! A short film about a boy who refuses to give up his 15 minutes of fame even for his sister!

[Johnnyuk123]

Sara meets the queen! Sadly it was on canal street in manchester!

[Jords]

Would be amazing!

[Johnnyuk123]

Luke S more hated than Nasty Nick!

[bbfan1991]

The whole country hates Lauren.

So JEALOUS if you don't like her:bawling:.

[Johnnyuk123]

India revokes Deans passport!

[Johnnyuk123]

UK chav wankers to keep Benedict in the house!

[Scream]

Chris reveals that Arron admitted to fancying Deena in the house.

[bbfan1991]

Chris the new Big Brother Bouncer.

[Johnnyuk123]

Johnny from X factor reveals his teeth are Simon Cowells on loan!

[sampvt]

ASL is so famous now after hitting number one with his new song. She would flip becasue he would be more famous than her and it would be his own doing not her driving that bus anymore.

Aaron lined up for a crack at the british title against Jordans x

Princess Anne takes legal advice over Lauren impersonating her and Becky voted a new poster girl for embarrasing bodies

[starry]

Group tasks for boring rewards are just too frequent for me now. They should make it more competitive.

[Johnnyuk123]

The Queen says her corgies wouldn't even bother to **** on Sara!

[Scream]

The queen is routing for Lauren!

Can you imagine Sara's reaction? ohhhh myyy goddddddddddd

[Johnnyuk123]

Snake refuses to choke housemate and gets evicted!

[Johnnyuk123]

Sara fails to sing the national anthem!

[Johnnyuk123]

Scott spots Aaron naked in the shower and loses interest after seeing his weiner!

[Johnnyuk123]

Becky passes BB task! Housemates were asked to empty the pool water in under 1 minute so Becky jumped in it! They passed!

[Johnnyuk123]

Luke A has sex with Scott in the BB house!

[Scream]

Becky passes BB task! Housemates were asked to empty the pool water in under 1 minute so Becky jumped in it! They passed!

Alright mate. I don't think you understand the concept of the thread. This newspaper is full of fake articles and the housemates get it. So they'll know if it's fake or not.

[Johnnyuk123]

Luke S's boyfriend shocked at his fake BB showmance with Ashleyne!

[Johnnyuk123]

Ashleynes girlfriend says the wedding is off!

[joeysteele]

I don't know, they would likely smell a rat, no matter what headlines were there.

[vortex]

My headlines would be:

"McDonalds wants Becky to promote their products"
"Germany's prime minister Angela Merkel wants to give HM Benedict a medal of honour for speaking about how sexually free her nation is"
"The Queen of England is visiting Jersey this week to show support for HM Lauren"
"India's prime minister calling David Cameron in fears of another bullying case against Deana as it happened with Shilpa in CBB"
"Ashleigh's parents ashamed of her behaviour in the BB house"