The Official Guide to not getting booed by the mob

[*mazedsalv**]

So, here are my thoughts on how to win BB/do well in BB and what not to do.

Thinks to DO:

- Be boring. The audience love that and will keep you. (Conor)
- Be in a bitchy group and defeat a smaller group. (Caroline, Ashleigh)
- Pretend you rule the house. (Caroline)
- For men... be good looking and have muscles. (every single male ever)
- Sit on the fence and arse lick people. (many HMs)
- For women, you have to be obese to be not threatening. (Becky)
- Claim you are a nice person even though you are not. (Josie)
- Have a story to share and get you far.

Thinks to NOT DO:

- Be entertaining and controversial. (Lydia, Deana, Benedict, Chris)
- For a girl, don't be good looking. People feel threatened if you are good looking.
- Have an opinion. Anyone with one will be seen as being patronising.
- Be intelligent. This is not allowed on BB.

So, theres your guide for what to do and want not to do. We thank the public for always getting entertaining people out and I am looking forward to having a house full of Conor's and Ashleigh's. Can't wait.

[crocs]

A house full of Conors and Ashleighs. That is an awful thought.

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So, here are my thoughts on how to win BB/do well in BB and what not to do.

Thinks to DO:

- Be boring. The audience love that and will keep you. (Conor)
- Be in a bitchy group and defeat a smaller group. (Caroline, Ashleigh)
- Pretend you rule the house. (Caroline)
- For men... be good looking and have muscles. (every single male ever)
- Sit on the fence and arse lick people. (many HMs)
- For women, you have to be obese to be not threatening. (Becky)
- Claim you are a nice person even though you are not. (Josie)
- Have a story to share and get you far.

Thinks to NOT DO:

- Be entertaining and controversial. (Lydia, Deana, Benedict, Chris)
- For a girl, don't be good looking. People feel threatened if you are good looking.
- Have an opinion. Anyone with one will be seen as being patronising.
- Be intelligent. This is not allowed on BB.

So, theres your guide for what to do and want not to do. We thank the public for always getting entertaining people out and I am looking forward to having a house full of Conor's and Ashleigh's. Can't wait.

Agree with all that except I'd change the boring rule to only for a while b efore they boot you off.And I'd maybe add the rule if your a good person then we probably won't let you win BB rule to the thin gs not to do.