OMG a big brother proposal

[waterhog]

OMG a big brother proposal 23.06.12

this is big Joe,
could Lauren please go to the diary room,
this is a poem proposal,
you are now introduced to a potential groom.
i love your voice,
unlike the beeb it is pleasure,
i would worship your ground,
you are my treasure.
with a body that gold,
you get my hint,
everything about you Lauren,
is just so mint.
will you be drawn,
to me i hope,
do you want a church wedding,
should i email the pope.
i will listen to you Lauren,
your smile is amazing,
the grass is not greener on the other side,
Lauren with you i want grazing.
i am sending this to ch5,
i hope with Big Brother it dose arrive,
and if you read it to Lauren,
i will be the happiest man alive.


my love for this lady is 100% real - and if she dose marry me - you are all invited to our wedding. but some how i don't think its going to happen.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Yes big Joe!

[King Gizzard]

Big Joe, I like it even more than mad joe

Another great poem as well

[Jayson]

I have never seen love like this.

[Josy]

Big Joe giving out the love for Lauren

[King Gizzard]

Joe do you ever write poems about otters

[waterhog]

not really ?

[Marc]

:bored: I came into this thread excited.. then I saw it

[karezza]

How could anyone be attracted to a enormous-mouthed, infantile, self-pitying annoyance like Lauren?

[Josy]

Joe do you take requests?

If you do, could you possibly write a poem about an otter named Nathan?

[waterhog]

josy - are you being nasty to me ?

[In the Drunk Tank]

Of course she isn't waterhog, from what I've heard Josy is a massive fan of Big Joe

[Kizzy]

Massive love of this one joe :D you made the big time and the mods obv agree...