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Novo
24-06-2012, 11:17 PM
Only the best thread for the best Womens tennis player

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh5ypjLjn1qcb1qao1_500.gif

http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1331126187412_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=420x

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2012/01/28/Azarenka-wins-Australian-Open-title-2TTL5ME-x-large.jpg

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Marc
24-06-2012, 11:18 PM
Better hope Petra doesn't stand in the way again

Maia
24-06-2012, 11:20 PM
:worship:

Novo
24-06-2012, 11:22 PM
Nothing is standing in her way Marc my words :pipe:

Marc
24-06-2012, 11:32 PM
Oh clever use of words :pipe:

Novo
26-06-2012, 05:15 PM
6-4 6-1

Nice and easy for the great one

Novo
28-06-2012, 05:40 PM
6-2 6-0 today

Looking as dangerous as ever even though she had a few double faults today, that 7/1 bet to win the whole thing is looking good for me

Novo
30-06-2012, 06:25 PM
Who is your Sporting hero?
It has to be Sergey Bubka, the 1988 Olympic champion pole vaulter. I know him quite well - he is my boyfriend's father.


What would you be if you weren't a tennis player?
Acting would be a fun job. You get to be creative and try different things. More realistically, I could have played basketball or table tennis because I played a lot as a kid.

Which other sportsman would you like to be?
No-one!

Career highlight?
It's no contest - winning the Australian Open this year. . . .

And the Worst moment?
When I had knee surgery. Injuries are so bad because you can't control what's going on and you feel so down.

If your house was burning down, what one possession would you save?
Are my dogs safe? Oh good. In that case I'd grab a whole load of pictures of my family.


What's the best advice you've ever been given?
Don't be afraid to express yourself and be yourself. My mum Ala told me that.

Favourite karaoke song?
Man Down by Rihanna. I love the way I sing that. I'm not sure what other people think but I'm pretty sure I rock.

Three most-listened to songs on your iPod?
It changes almost every day because I listen to whatever is new. There is a lot of Rihanna, though.

Last film you saw?
Inception with Leonardo Di Caprio. I liked it - an interesting story.

Favourite pre-match meal?
Salmon or chicken with salad or vegetables.

Can you cook? Best dish?
I love to cook. I'm very creative. I just throw all different things in and it usually turns out pretty well. Maybe I'm a natural. I use a lot of fish.

Your favourite holiday destination?
I spend a lot of time living and training in Monaco but I love to go to New York and back home to Minsk.


In a film of your life, who would you like to play you?
A lot of people say I look like Blake Lively (right) from Gossip Girl, so that would work. I don't know about her personality but she's an actress so she can deal with it!

What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
My house in Belarus.

Tell us a secret . . .
I am so scared of the dark. I don't have to sleep with the lights on or anything like that, but I don't like it if I have to walk around in it.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-2166720/Wimbledon-2012-Its-secret-Victoria-Azarenka-loves-Rihanna-New-York.html#ixzz1zIniNKgx

Marc
30-06-2012, 06:28 PM
Azarenka v. Williams SF

will be tough I reckon

Novo
02-07-2012, 05:57 PM
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Championships+Wimbledon+2012+Middle+Sunday+VSF4H89 fNhcx.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6jog6PCpU1qguymuo2_250.jpg

Novo
03-07-2012, 08:27 PM
The Gorgeous Vika v The Hideous Beast up next in the Semi Finals.. i ask you all.. will she overcome the odds? or will the beast have the final say?

Marc
03-07-2012, 08:30 PM
No.

Novo
03-07-2012, 08:32 PM
No what? No she won't lose? i agree

Novo
04-07-2012, 07:32 PM
Tomorrow

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Victoria+Azarenka+Mutua+Madrilena+Madrid+Open+GELF dyOGl-al.jpg

Novo
04-07-2012, 07:33 PM
Tomorrow

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Victoria+Azarenka+Mutua+Madrilena+Madrid+Open+GELF dyOGl-al.jpg

King Gizzard
27-10-2012, 10:25 PM
Thought I might bump this thread to cheer poor Novo up a bit

and for research purposes

Novo
27-10-2012, 10:31 PM
Got to love this thread

Novo
04-11-2012, 11:26 PM
Nothing to report about Vika at the minute

IheartBB
05-11-2012, 04:56 PM
Except that her boyfriend fell from a third story window a few days ago, you mean?

He's fine. Broken bones and a severe case of stupidity but he'll survive. His tennis days are probably over though.

MTVN
05-11-2012, 04:59 PM
Did he fall or did Novo push him in a fit of jealousy

Novo
05-11-2012, 05:01 PM
It had to be done

Marc
05-11-2012, 05:02 PM
Who is she dating

Novo
05-11-2012, 05:04 PM
Sergey Bubka's son who is also a tennis player.. a pretty awful one though

IheartBB
05-11-2012, 05:09 PM
Sergei Bubka Jr. Ranked about #200 on the Men's tour.

http://thetennistimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/BubkaAzarenka.jpg


Pretty sure she's screwing this guy on the side though.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/10/article-2200796-14EDEC4E000005DC-315_634x609.jpg

Novo
05-11-2012, 05:11 PM
Red Foo and Vika are the greatest double team ever

Marc
05-11-2012, 05:26 PM
I bet she's had him

Novo
05-11-2012, 05:28 PM
She can have anyone she wants

Novo
12-12-2012, 01:30 AM
Just a quick update here

victoria azarenka ‏@vika7
I will drink it for u then so it won't get cold lol @HolterMedia #sorryforcoffeedrinking hahaha pic.twitter.com/e7ICTgnX

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9w-IzcCMAEuMUx.jpg

Novo
24-12-2012, 02:06 AM
Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

victoria azarenka ‏@vika7
Im getting spoiled and its not even christmas yet! lucky girl


__________________________________________________ _______________

victoria azarenka ‏@vika7
How long should a girl wait for somebody to show up, before going bonkers on them?

Kim Clijsters ‏@Clijsterskim
@vika7 5min Vika!! Hahahahah

victoria azarenka ‏@vika7
“@Clijsterskim: @vika7 5min Vika!! Hahahahah” thanks Kim. Than I can go bonkers few times. How is everything with u? Greetings to ur family

Kim Clijsters ‏@Clijsterskim
@vika7 doing great!! Thanks a lot... :-) family is good!! X take care... Good luck down under

Novo
24-12-2012, 02:08 AM
http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/4e8cd6764b8f11e2ad6922000a1fa410_7.jpg

Novo
24-12-2012, 02:08 AM
http://4put.ru/pictures/max/485/1492797.jpg

Brother Leon
24-12-2012, 02:10 AM
Body of a 14 year old boy.

Novo
24-12-2012, 02:11 AM
She would destroy you in the sack, you wouldn't last 5 seconds

Brother Leon
24-12-2012, 02:14 AM
She would destroy you in the sack, you wouldn't last 5 seconds

Would last 0 seconds, because I wouldn't go there :pipe:

Novo
24-12-2012, 02:15 AM
everyone on God's green earth would go there

Brother Leon
24-12-2012, 02:24 AM
Yup

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02238/victoria-azarenka_2238122b.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Victoria_Azarenka_Doha_2012.jpg/220px-Victoria_Azarenka_Doha_2012.jpg

Novo
24-12-2012, 02:42 AM
Even looks pretty hot when she's straining to return a ball, what a girl

Novo
21-01-2013, 02:53 AM
An easy win against Vesnina coming up

Legend killer
26-01-2013, 11:39 AM
First time contributor checking in. Cant stand ladies tennis have not watched a final since Shara destroyed Serena at Wimby but ended up flicking on today and my god Aza has a great set of boobs . Considering she was wearing a sports bra i was quite shocked by how lively they were very impressed

Novo
26-01-2013, 11:44 AM
Come and join TeamVika Legend Killer

Legend killer
26-01-2013, 12:03 PM
Nudes or **** off