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Mr Neutral
27-06-2012, 01:16 AM
I'm fed up of all this ******ing 'eye candy' like Arron and Luke S, where it means no matter how much of a ******ing w*nker they are, they will most likely always be safe because they're 'fit'.

I'm fed up of it! Since about BB8 the tweens have actually properly started controlling most of the voting, 90% of these so called 'fit' male housemates have been absolutely mediocre and waste of spaces. Kris, Luke S, Conor (girls think he's fit for some reason), Arron, JJ etc.

Only people like John James, Benedict, Stuart, Ziggy from the top of my head have actually been decent, likable housemates (okay maybe not John James, but he was pretty entertaining!).

From now on just put average looking blokes in like Glyn, Michael (BB7), Luke A, Chris, Rex etc etc, because they're the ones that are most likely not going to be up their own arse expecting to be safe from the vote due to having a little delusional, hormonal fanbase - And the chances are they'll be good housemates to boot!

Rant over!!

ElProximo
27-06-2012, 06:38 AM
Preaching to the choir and I've been saying it forever. Part of the problem is that they can't tweak it to work.
Let me explain: BB wants to get the teen girls (and middle-aged horny moms) with the buff hardbody boys. BB ALSO supposes they can create an 'alpha-male' drama with it too. It doesn't work.
Despite ever ongoing attempts to brag up the great 'Alpha Male' dramas. Despite picking as many A-type in-your-face Alpha Male extremes,
and,
despite doing nearly EVERY conceivable task, challenge, psychological manipulation to force hard-man 'Alpha-fights' it BARELY pays off. Often, the bunch of muscle men just join together.
They become 5 morons with 'Abs' sitting about helping each other and being happy high-fiving bro's about it.

But let me say something good about this season (and I still can't believe I'm praising 5s version) but credit where it's due:
Yes, while they DID pick sexy/athletic bodies. They seemed to have made a real effort to find the CRAZY ones.
Or the ones with some really effed-up immature deep problems. Like Benedict. or that have strange ADD issues (like Conor) and I'm still not sure what is wrong with Aaron but he might be something like.. a naturally high IQ but that is ALSO in state of arrested development.
So a little credit here. This time they did seem to make personality/character issues mandatory in their fit bodies.

But yes, I'd like to see less of it. Chris and Becky (and Adam) are a good sign/start but a future season could use even less muscles and more unique people.

Munchkins
27-06-2012, 06:41 AM
Yep, its so so frustrating :(
Instead of Conor, Arron and Luke S, we could have had interesting housemates :/

Santa's NaughtiNess
27-06-2012, 06:42 AM
I'd never support anyone just for their looks. I like Arron as a housemate. I think he's great. He's fun and always stands his ground. :)

Santa's NaughtiNess
27-06-2012, 06:43 AM
Yep, its so so frustrating :(
Instead of Conor, Arron and Luke S, we could have had interesting housemates :/

I think the only one i'd swap is Connor. He's vile. I don't mind Luke S. He hasn't done anything to upset me yet. :tongue:

Munchkins
27-06-2012, 06:45 AM
I think the only one i'd swap is Connor. He's vile. I don't mind Luke S. He hasn't done anything to upset me yet. :tongue:

Hmmm Conor definitely is the worse one of the lot. Arron is sort of entertaining but a Prick, Luke S isn't entertaining in the slightest

Santa's NaughtiNess
27-06-2012, 06:47 AM
Hmmm Conor definitely is the worse one of the lot. Arron is sort of entertaining but a Prick, Luke S isn't entertaining in the slightest

Arron is a cross between Dale Howard and Sam Pepper! :laugh:

Barf_andotherthings
27-06-2012, 07:19 AM
Last year was diabolical for pretty but uninteresting housemates. They've obviously taken a different approach this year. I think sara is a waste of space on there though.

Santa's NaughtiNess
27-06-2012, 07:22 AM
Last year was diabolical for pretty but uninteresting housemates. They've obviously taken a different approach this year. I think sara is a waste of space on there though.

She hasn't come out of her shell yet. She reminds me of last year Louise! :suspect:

Marcus.
27-06-2012, 07:35 AM
She hasn't come out of her shell yet. She reminds me of last year Louise! :suspect:

pretty whith noughting going on in her head

Santa's NaughtiNess
27-06-2012, 07:36 AM
pretty whith noughting going on in her head

She hasn't come out of her shell yet. She seems nice, but she bores me. :blush:

Marcus.
27-06-2012, 07:40 AM
She hasn't come out of her shell yet. She seems nice, but she bores me. :blush:

yeah she need more airtime