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Tregard
29-06-2012, 01:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HOlC8.jpg?1 (http://i.imgur.com/O1Cyj.jpg)

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12 Housemates, ranging from Youtube Vlogger to German Popstar, they all fall into various gradients of celebrity, but a house full of these folks would be rather good indeed. Here's the run-down from left to right.

Name: Suzi Perry
Age: 42
You may know them for: Being a long-time host of The Gadget Show and MotoGP coverage for the BBC
Why they count as celebrity: She's a relatively well known television presenter, and she even did Treasure Hunt for a while instead of Anneka Rice

Name: Lena Meyer-Landrut
Age: 21
You may know them for: Winning Eurovision in 2010 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo)
Why they count as celebrity: She has managed to maintain a successful pop career throughout Europe, a feat not many Eurovision winners are capable of.

Name: Philippa Forrester
Age: 43
You may know them for: Presenting a plethora of shows throughout the 90s, and being a CBBC presenter
Why they count as celebrity: She's been in the presenting business for quite a while, and chances are you'll have seen her on something before

Name: Mel Giedroyc
Age: 44
You may know them for: Being the half of Mel & Sue that hadn't been on CBB yet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DW6zKWgHY)
Why they count as celebrity: Mel & Sue recently did The Great British Bake-Off on BBC2, she has hosted a variety of things as well as being a contestant on other shows such as Fame Academy

Name: Kirsten O'Brien
Age: 40
You may know them for: Being arty on SMart
Why they count as celebrity: She has been a well-known face of Children's TV for years now, plus she's been on Through The Keyhole a few times.

Name: Susan Coffey
Age: 22
You may know them for: Being a model and posing and all that (http://susancoffey.deviantart.com/)
Why they count as celebrity: A model seems to be necessary for every series, may as well have one with a little personality

Name: Stuart Baggs "The Brand"
Age: 23
You may know them for: Being on The Apprentice and spouting nonsense (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJbhxVepEoc)
Why they count as celebrity: After The Apprentice he's done his fair share of other shows, a lot of laughs for probably a not too hefty fee

Name: Alex Day
Age: 23
You may know them for: Being a very popular Youtube Vlogger, who got to number 4 in last year's Christmas UK Singles Chart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOW2eEz9cYk)
Why they count as celebrity: Many popular Youtubers are gaining celebrity status, and with over half a million subscribers, Alex Day seems like a worthy candidate

Name: Richard O'Brien
Age: 70
You may know them for: Writing the Rocky Horror Picture Show and being your genial guide to The Crystal Maze (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwyiyO2Sp6Y)
Why they count as celebrity: He's a cult icon for his part as Riff Raff and his time on The Crystal Maze

Name: "Weird" Al Yankovic
Age: 52
You may know them for: Singing a (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw) lot of (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE) parody songs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_BmTGv43M)
Why they count as celebrity: The likes of MJ, Grohl, Cobain and Lady Gaga have praised Weird Al's musical talents, with Kurt Cobain even calling him a "Musical Genius"

Name: Hugo Pierre Leclercq, aka Madeon
Age: 18
You may know them for: Being an electropop artist who made the mash-up "Pop Culture" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA)
Why they count as celebrity: At the age of 18, Madeon has already made himself extremely noteworthy in electropop around the world, even reaching 22 in the UK singles chart

Name: Neil Patrick Harris
Age: 39
You may know them for: Playing Barney in How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible in Dr. Horrible, and a twisted version of himself in Harold & Kumar.
Why they count as celebrity: He's a big star of stage and screen, presenting countless award ceremonies and even having a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The real clincher is he wants to appear on Celeb Big Brother, meaning we wouldn't be paying an extremely high amount for a rather famous face.

Saph
29-06-2012, 01:49 PM
I think you missed someone..
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wcxeeNjZ1qfic4h.gif
Miss J for cbb :worship:

Callum
29-06-2012, 03:14 PM
Neil Patrick Harris realistic? I know he's a fan of the show but his management would never allow him to go in. He's way too big a name for CBB.

Marsh.
29-06-2012, 03:15 PM
:joker: Who are they?

Black Dagger
29-06-2012, 03:17 PM
Neil Patrick Harris realistic? I know he's a fan of the show but his management would never allow him to go in. He's way too big a name for CBB.

This, same with Wossy, he watches the show every now and again, but he'd never do it either.

Patrick
29-06-2012, 05:18 PM
Richard O'Brien is the only one there who would be able to save, such a dire, dire series.

Bluerang1
29-06-2012, 06:25 PM
I think you missed someone..
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wcxeeNjZ1qfic4h.gif
Miss J for cbb :worship:

:worship:

aj2463
29-06-2012, 11:33 PM
Yeah i think they would have to dig deep in their pockets to get NPH, and like someone said, his management would never let him do it. I don't really know alot of the other people but i guess thats the case with CBB every year. I would deffo like to see Justin Bieber's dad in the show like has been rumoured, would be interesting and like I always mention I would love for them to get Shannen Doherty on the show, wouldn't be too hard if they were to think outside the WAG/Model/Towie box for 5 minutes :hugesmile:

The_Big_Send_Off
02-07-2012, 01:06 PM
Only know about 4 of them lol! Get torie wilson and janice dickenson the there

lostalex
08-07-2012, 09:59 AM
Only know about 4 of them lol! Get torie wilson and janice dickenson the there

janice YES

Marc
08-07-2012, 10:15 AM
Weird" Al Yankovic

Interesting

Jack_
08-07-2012, 12:36 PM
Stuart Baggs has to go in. And Richard O'Brien would be amaze.

MarcusLloydAK
08-07-2012, 01:23 PM
Haha it'd be sooooo cool if Lena Meyer-Landrut went in. She's so cute, and I reckon she'd be a favourite amongst the public.

Fenn
09-07-2012, 10:36 PM
OMG yes to Lena