questions for big brother 12 (forum member)

[Marcus.]

amazing.

why

[MatthewS]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

[Petershaw1984]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Best line ever

[Marcus.]

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

rape

[MTVN]

dont know

Bit rude

[Marcus.]

Bit rude

yeah

[Petershaw1984]

What she gunna look like with a chimney on her

[Vanessa]

Someone will be sued for breach of copyright here! :joker:

[MatthewS]

You have a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity. What's the first thing you'd do?

[Maia]

bigbrother12 is the next member in the Hotseat?

[Marcus.]

What she gunna look like with a chimney on her

dont know

anymore for anymore

[Vanessa]

bigbrother12 is the next member in the Hotseat?

No. Someone is copying The TIBB Hotseat! This is a rip off! :joker:

[King Gizzard]

When is your autobiography out?

[Marcus.]

When is your autobiography out?

next month :joker:

[Marcus.]

No. Someone is copying The TIBB Hotseat! This is a rip off! :joker:

i did not know it ponio

[Vanessa]

i did not know it ponio

I'm just joking! Don't worry! :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

bigbrother12 is the next member in the Hotseat?

must be

[Marcus.]

I'm just joking! Don't worry! :hugesmile:

wanna ask something

[Marcus.]

You have a Delorean, a Flux-capacitor and 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity. What's the first thing you'd do?

no idea

[Vanessa]

wanna ask something

Do you think Italy will beat Spain? :amazed:

[Marcus.]

Do you think Italy will beat Spain? :amazed:

for you i say yes

but hate to say it but no

[Vanessa]

for you i say yes

but hate to say it but no

Thanks! :dance:

[Flamingjoe]

Who would you rather go out with?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7981/becky.png

or

http://weight-loss.zennaa.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/5a11c_article-0-13197698000005DC-325_306x696.jpg

[Mystic Mock]

Do you like Crisps? and if so what's your favourite flavour?

[Marcus.]

Do you like Crisps? and if so what's your favourite flavour?

chil crips

[Maia]

Are you related to Michael21?

[Marcus.]

[/SIZE]Who would you rather go out with?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7981/becky.png

or

http://weight-loss.zennaa.com/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/5a11c_article-0-13197698000005DC-325_306x696.jpg

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7981/becky.png

more to cuddle

[Vanessa]

I must say! Becky looks much better than Josie there! :p

[Marcus.]

I must say! Becky looks much better than Josie there! :p

i went for

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7981/becky.png

more to cuddle

[Black Dagger]

Why are we actually giving him attention, people :bored:

[King Gizzard]

Surely that Josie picture was shopped even if only a little bit? Jesus

[MatthewS]

So here's what I've pieced together so far.

Big Brother 12 Profile
23 Year Old Male
From Newcastle
Has Passed Year 6 English
Eats Pork
Able to solve complex mathematics (1+1=2)
Unable to solve super dooper complex mathematics (root of 2)
Didn't let the dogs out
May or may not fancy Secretariat
Smells with his nose
Thinks cellulite = cute
Doesn't know if he's joking
Charlton supporter
Doesn't remember Flamingjoe

[King Gizzard]

Why are we actually giving him attention, people :bored:

Don't be so horrible

[Black Dagger]

Oh, but he's a Ben Duncan? Guessing he meant that Ben, meh he's now a 3/10.

[Marcus.]

Why are we actually giving him attention, people :bored:

becouse they are q and a me

[Vanessa]

Surely that Josie picture was shopped even if only a little bit? Jesus

No, i think it's genuine. I remember it from a magazine. :hugesmile:

[Mystic Mock]

Are you related to Michael21?

That would be awesome.:dance:

[Marcus.]

So here's what I've pieced together so far.

Big Brother 12 Profile
23 Year Old Male
From Newcastle
Has Passed Year 6 English
Eats Pork
Able to solve complex mathematics (1+1=2)
Unable to solve super dooper complex mathematics (root of 2)
Didn't let the dogs out
May or may not fancy Secretariat
Smells with his nose
Thinks cellulite = cute
Doesn't know if he's joking
Charlton supporter
Doesn't remember Flamingjoe

any more

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7981/becky.png

[Vanessa]

Why are we actually giving him attention, people :bored:

No need to be so mean! It's just a bit of fun! :nono:

[Marcus.]

That would be awesome.:dance:

no i am not

[King Gizzard]

No, i think it's genuine. I remember it from a magazine. :hugesmile:

Probably was shopped then :idc:

[MatthewS]

any more



^^^
Whoa!!!

At least give us a warning if you're going to post that picture! Geez. NSFW at a minimum.

:nono:

[MTVN]

Why do you support Charlton and not the Toon?

[Marcus.]

^^^
Whoa!!!

At least give us a warning if you're going to post that picture! Geez. NSFW at a minimum.

:nono:

ok

[Vanessa]

Probably was shopped then :idc:

No, i think she really looks like that! :laugh:

[Black Dagger]

No need to be so mean! It's just a bit of fun! :nono:

I was mean then? I'd hate to see what I'm like when I'm genuinely horrible.

But yeah, bigbrother12, What was your favourite Ben Duncan moment?

[Marcus.]

him trying to sing

[Marcus.]

No, i think she really looks like that! :laugh:

ermm she ok

[King Gizzard]

Is Jason Euell God?

[Marcus.]

Is Jason Euell God?

yes because he played for charlton

[Petershaw1984]

Whats your nationality?

[smeagol]

^^^
Whoa!!!

At least give us a warning if you're going to post that picture! Geez. NSFW at a minimum.

:nono:

more offensive than hardcore porn those pictures lol:joker:

[Marcus.]

Whats your nationality?

english

[King Gizzard]

Why do you support Charlton and not the Toon?

Have you conviently avoided this question?

[Marcus.]

more offensive than hardcore porn those pictures lol:joker:

not is not she cute

[Sophiee]

what's your favourite number?

[Petershaw1984]

english

:shocked:

[Petershaw1984]

Are you a liar

[Marcus.]

what's your favourite number?

10

[Marcus.]

Are you a liar

no

[Marcus.]

:shocked:

what whith the face

[Sophiee]

10

are you 10 years old?

[Marcus.]

are you 10 years old?

no 23

[Petershaw1984]

I cant believe that you are english, you passed your english gcse your 23 live in newcstke ansmd support charlton and you write like an indian/pgillipino speaks

[Cherie]

I cant believe that you are english, you passed your english gcse your 23 live in newcstke ansmd support charlton and you write like an indian/pgillipino speaks

You have been turned right over mate....Big Brother 12 you are a good sport, and I applaud the way you have handled this thread...some people must be feeling a little bit sheepish right now...:devil::joker:

[MTVN]

I think so Nathan :suspect:

[Vanessa]

I cant believe that you are english, you passed your english gcse your 23 live in newcstke ansmd support charlton and you write like an indian/pgillipino speaks

:bored:

[Marcus.]

I cant believe that you are english, you passed your english gcse your 23 live in newcstke ansmd support charlton and you write like an indian/pgillipino speaks

my words read right some time i got idea and it go wrong

[Marcus.]

:bored:

i know

[Marcus.]

You have been turned right over mate....Big Brother 12 you are a good sport, and I applaud the way you have handled this thread...some people must be feeling a little bit sheepish right now...:devil::joker:

i liked it it was fun they know me now

[Black Dagger]

Yeah, my comment can be instituted as mean, but it's alright for Pio to mock bigbrother12' poor grammar.

Sounds legit.

[Vanessa]

I cant believe that you are english, you passed your english gcse your 23 live in newcstke ansmd support charlton and you write like an indian/pgillipino speaks

I think bigbrother12 just showed you up! :wink:

[Vanessa]

Yeah, my comment can be instituted as mean, but it's alright for Pio to mock bigbrother12' poor grammar.

Sounds legit.

No, it's not. He's :bored:

[Marcus.]

Yeah, my comment can be instituted as mean, but it's alright for Pio to mock bigbrother12' poor grammar.

Sounds legit.

i am

[Vanessa]

You have been turned right over mate....Big Brother 12 you are a good sport, and I applaud the way you have handled this thread...some people must be feeling a little bit sheepish right now...:devil::joker:

Handled like a real pro! bigbrother12 is a total legend! :worship:

[Marcus.]

I think bigbrother12 just showed you up! :wink:

yeah

[Marcus.]

Handled like a real pro! bigbrother12 is a total legend! :worship:

oh thanks :blush:

[smeagol]

you got amazing patience bigbrother12 very calm with all these strange questions and digs

[Marcus.]

you got amazing patience bigbrother12 very calm with all these strange questions and digs

well that me very calm person

[Vanessa]

you got amazing patience bigbrother12 very calm with all these strange questions and digs

I think the OP just got his ass spanked good and proper! :joker:

[Petershaw1984]

You have been turned right over mate....Big Brother 12 you are a good sport, and I applaud the way you have handled this thread...some people must be feeling a little bit sheepish right now...:devil::joker:



Why? Listen the kid seems quality he really does but something doesnt add up , its not that much of a problem, also i started this thread and if you read back through the posts you will see that i like marc and think he is ace, so stop being a arse licker and go play woth your epilator

[smeagol]

well that me very calm person

good to see. just dont go mad one day and wipe out a school or something lol
seriously thou your good.

[Marcus.]

Why? Listen the kid seems quality he really does but something doesnt add up , its not that much of a problem, also i started this thread and if you read back through the posts you will see that i like marc and think he is ace, so stop being a arse licker and go play woth your epilator

yeah so what dose not add up to you

[Vanessa]

good to see. just dont go mad one day and wipe out a school or something lol
seriously thou your good.

He's the nicest forum member in here! :lovedup:

[Cherie]

Why? Listen the kid seems quality he really does but something doesnt add up , its not that much of a problem, also i started this thread and if you read back through the posts you will see that i like marc and think he is ace, so stop being a arse licker and go play woth your epilator

ooooooooooooooooo someones narked...:joker:

[Marcus.]

good to see. just dont go mad one day and wipe out a school or something lol
seriously thou your good.

yeah i am love this q and a

[Marcus.]

He's the nicest forum member in here! :lovedup:

awwwww thanks:blush:

[smeagol]

I think the OP just got his ass spanked good and proper! :joker:

spanked ... hello kinkyness going on huh ooh lala my type of thread then lol

[Callum]

Please can you remove that horrible picture from your signature? I feel sick just looking at it.

[Marcus.]

Please can you remove that horrible picture from your signature? I feel sick just looking at it.

no

[Vanessa]

ooooooooooooooooo someones narked...:joker:

Love it when good wins against evil! :dance:

[Marcus.]

spanked ... hello kinkyness going on huh ooh lala my type of thread then lol

ok get wired

[Marcus.]

Love it when good wins against evil! :dance:

so do i

[Vanessa]

Please can you remove that horrible picture from your signature? I feel sick just looking at it.

Why don't you remove the Deena picture? :joker:

[Petershaw1984]

Mark i love you

[Cherie]

Love it when good wins against evil! :dance:

For sure...:hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

Mark i love you

:blush:

[Maia]

The vast success of this thread is more shocking than Nadal's Wimbledon loss

[Marcus.]

Why don't you remove the Deena picture? :joker:

thanks vanessa

[Callum]

Why don't you remove the Deena picture? :joker:

I don't want to and I spent a lot of time making the banner so no I won't remove it.

[Marcus.]

The vast success of this thread is more shocking than Nadal's Wimbledon loss

as i said this was good

[Marcus.]

I don't want to and I spent a lot of time making the banner so no I won't remove it.

so nor to i

[Marcus.]

Mark i love you

its marc

[Callum]

More to the point why is this thread even in the BB13 section? It's just one member answering a load of random questions, most aren't even related to Big Brother. :idc:

[Marcus.]

More to the point why is this thread even in the BB13 section? It's just one member answering a load of random questions, most aren't even related to Big Brother. :idc:

it was an bit of fun

[Petershaw1984]

its marc

Dont be pedantic

[Marcus.]

Dont be pedantic

ok sorry

[Petershaw1984]

I fear i have created a monster.

[Marcus.]

I fear i have created a monster.

me nah i go back to my self

[Petershaw1984]

Next thing we know you will be bathing in asses milk

[Marcus.]

Next thing we know you will be bathing in asses milk

nah will not do that

[Flamingjoe]

Do you find this Rebecca attractive?

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/covtelegraph/jul2008/5/8/E35E437E-ED13-37B2-AFC11C35552A7CE4.jpg

[Marcus.]

Do you find this Rebecca attractive?

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/covtelegraph/jul2008/5/8/E35E437E-ED13-37B2-AFC11C35552A7CE4.jpg

ermm an bit

[Petershaw1984]

Where abouts in newcastle do you live? Got a friend that lives in the centre

[Petershaw1984]

So you support charlton reds then..........

[Marcus.]

Where abouts in newcastle do you live? Got a friend that lives in the centre

neat the newcastle ground

[Marcus.]

So you support charlton reds then..........

yep i do who do you support

[Petershaw1984]

neat the newcastle ground

Ok in a house or flat? How close to st james park

[MatthewS]

FCUM im guessing ;)

[Petershaw1984]

yep i do who do you support
I support the manchester greens

[Marcus.]

FCUM im guessing ;)

yeah

[Marcus.]

Ok in a house or flat? How close to st james park

house very near

[Marcus.]

I support the manchester greens

who can i ask

[Petershaw1984]

Near the hospital?

[Petershaw1984]

The manchester red shirts i think is their nickname

[MTVN]

Think you might be getting a knock on the door soon from Pio

[Marcus.]

Near the hospital?

yeah

[Petershaw1984]

Ok cool? My mate lives on wisteria lane

[Marcus.]

Think you might be getting a knock on the door soon from Pio

dont know

[Marcus.]

Ok cool? My mate lives on wisteria lane

cool

[Petershaw1984]

Do all the students annoy you seeing as you live near the very near to the hospital?

[Petershaw1984]

cool


Not far from you, his lawn mower man is a beefcake apparently

[Marcus.]

Do all the students annoy you seeing as you live near the very near to the hospital?

yeah

[Marcus.]

Not far from you, his lawn mower man is a beefcake apparently

dont know him

[Marsh.]

Why do you think Becky is hot

Anybody would be with all those layers.

[Marcus.]

Anybody would be with all those layers.

because i love girls when i cuddle i got somting to hold

[Petershaw1984]

His cul de sack is nightmare its fairly posh. Loads of cougar women. Have you heard of wisteria lane near the hospital? You must have done mate. Take care buddy

[MatthewS]

Anybody would be with all those layers.

:joker:

[Marcus.]

His cul de sack is nightmare its fairly posh. Loads of cougar women. Have you heard of wisteria lane near the hospital? You must have done mate. Take care buddy

bye thanks for the q and a

[Marsh.]

because i love girls when i cuddle i got somting to hold

But what about when she takes all the covers?

[Marcus.]

But what about when she takes all the covers?

i suggle in her she be warm

[MatthewS]

Who cares about covers, if you ever get cold, just grab a thigh. ;)

[Marcus.]

Who cares about covers, if you ever get cold, just grab a thigh. ;)

no you suggle into her

[Petershaw1984]

Who cares about covers, if you ever get cold, just grab a thigh. ;)

Are you talking about kfc?

[Marcus.]

Are you talking about kfc?

no becky i say if becky nick the cover you can sunggle into her

[Marsh.]

What about when she gets smelly, dripping with sweat under those armpits?

[Petershaw1984]

Lick her clean....... mmmmm cream pie

[Marcus.]

What about when she gets smelly, dripping with sweat under those armpits?

i still snuggle her

[Petershaw1984]

Ben chord

[Petershaw1984]

i still snuggle her

Do you mean snuggle or suckle?

[Marcus.]

Do you mean snuggle or suckle?

snuggle her

[MatthewS]

This thread is doing wonders for my post count :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

Lick her clean....... mmmmm cream pie

still would snuggle

[Marcus.]

This thread is doing wonders for my post count :hugesmile:

same they keep talking about sexy becky

[Marsh.]

What if she rolled onto you in the night? Does that not scare you?

[Marcus.]

What if she rolled onto you in the night? Does that not scare you?

no i would love it she be top of me

[Petershaw1984]

Sandha pela

[Marcus.]

Sandha pela

eh

[Petershaw1984]

Bhonsda

[MatthewS]

Alep Ahdnas?

[Petershaw1984]

Sorry its this phone ist daft

[Marcus.]

i well pick this up tomoro an what

[Marcus.]

bump

[Marcus.]

much

[Mrluvaluva]

Who do you think will be up for eviction next week bigbrother12?

[Redway]

How on earth did this thread get so many replies?

[Marsh.]

me no thred is many answers.

[Redway]

Is this whole piss-poor grammar thing you have on genuine or do you really crave that much for getting other people's attention that you resort to futile, abortive attempts at it?

[Mrluvaluva]

Is this whole piss-poor grammar thing you have on genuine or do you really crave that much for getting other people's attention that you resort to futile, abortive attempts at it?

Why would someone resort to poor grammar for attention?

[King Gizzard]

Good god Swaggerway who's rattled your cage this evening bro?

[Mystic Mock]

What do you prefer? ass a question or ask a question?

[GypsyGoth]

How many people were at the last three evictions?

[fruit_cake]

If Conor, Luke and Arron are Class, what happens if you take away Conor and Luke?

[Kazanne]

:devil:Love how bigbrother12 is bouncing these questions back,

[Marcus.]

:devil:Love how bigbrother12 is bouncing these questions back,

thanks

[Marcus.]

If Conor, Luke and Arron are Class, what happens if you take away Conor and Luke?

just have arron

[Marcus.]

How many people were at the last three evictions?

8 people

[Marcus.]

Who do you think will be up for eviction next week bigbrother12?

deana and lauren

[Marcus.]

What do you prefer? ass a question or ask a question?

i dont mind

[Kizzy]

Do you like lots of larger sized ladies or just becky?

[Kate!]

this has actually reached 18 pages !?!? :conf: :crazy:

[Marcus.]

Do you like lots of larger sized ladies or just becky?

just becky

[Marcus.]

this has actually reached 18 pages !?!? :conf: :crazy:

i know it mad :xyxwave:

[Black Dagger]

this has actually reached 18 pages !?!? :conf: :crazy:

I bet when I finally take to the hot-seat it gets about 4. :idc:

[Marcus.]

I bet when I finally take to the hot-seat it gets about 4. :idc:

you dont know

[Petershaw1984]

Potato or potarto

[InOne]

Are you a troll or do you have something wrong with you?

[Marcus.]

Are you a troll or do you have something wrong with you?

i have noughting wrong whith me nor am i an troll

[Marcus.]

Potato or potarto

potato

[Marcus.]

any more for anymore

[Petershaw1984]

Android or ios

[Petershaw1984]

What would you do if you had a hammer?

[Petershaw1984]

Boxers or briefs

[Petershaw1984]

If becky started to look into camera and said i love you big brither 12 . What would you do?

[Petershaw1984]

Ronaldo or messi

[InOne]

i have noughting wrong whith me nor am i an troll

Why do you type like that then?

[Kate!]

What would you do if you had a hammer?

:hugesmile:

[Jayson]

What do you do if a slightly rapey cat asks for your phone number?

[Marcus.]

What do you do if a slightly rapey cat asks for your phone number?

i go no thank you

[Black Dagger]

If Becky sat on a kitten and it died, would you still like her?

[Marcus.]

Why do you type like that then?

because of spelling and misword

[Marcus.]

Ronaldo or messi

ronaldo 19 page

[Marcus.]

If becky started to look into camera and said i love you big brither 12 . What would you do?

i be like :blush:

[Jayson]

Who is the baddest of them all?

[Marcus.]

Boxers or briefs

boxers

[Marcus.]

Who is the baddest of them all?

dont know

[Jayson]

If I wasn't about money, would you mess with y'all?

[Marcus.]

What would you do if you had a hammer?

i would put the hammer down

[Marcus.]

If I wasn't about money, would you mess with y'all?

yes

[Marcus.]

Android or ios

none

[Jayson]

Do you understand why I'm saying these random things?

[Marcus.]

Do you understand why I'm saying these random things?

i have no idea

[Jayson]

Have you ever seen this video?

plPsnWFng0w

[fruit_cake]

who is she? who IS she?

[Sophiee]

If Becky sat on a kitten and it died, would you still like her?

why didn't you answer this question?

[Marcus.]

who is she? who IS she?

no know who is she

[Marcus.]

why didn't you answer this question?

i be upset at first then i be back

[Marcus.]

Have you ever seen this video?

plPsnWFng0w

never hear of him

[Marcus.]

any more

[Marcus.]

bump

[Petershaw1984]

Why does it rain downwards?

[Petershaw1984]

What did happen in barrymores pool?

[Petershaw1984]

Who is theresa green?

[Petershaw1984]

What mobile phone do you have?

[Marcus.]

Why does it rain downwards?

gravtity

[Marcus.]

What mobile phone do you have?

an normal one

[Marcus.]

20 pages

[Marcus.]

What did happen in barrymores pool?

someone dead

[Marcus.]

Who is theresa green?

a person

[Marcus.]

What mobile phone do you have?

an nomal one

[Petershaw1984]

Why do tibb not allow your post count to increase when posting on digitalspy?

[Petershaw1984]

What job do you do?

[Marcus.]

What job do you do?

volotear at red cross

[Marcus.]

Why do tibb not allow your post count to increase when posting on digitalspy?

because in on on the froum

[Petershaw1984]

volotear at red cross

So do you claim benefits?

[Marcus.]

So do you claim benefits?

yeah

[Petershaw1984]

yeah


Brilliant!!!! So your job seekers allowance which is supposed to assist you in finding employment is paying for you to spend all day on a internet forum?

[Marcus.]

Brilliant!!!! So your job seekers allowance which is supposed to assist you in finding employment is paying for you to spend all day on a internet forum?

no i not allways on here i look also for job

[Mystic Mock]

What do you think of Coldplay?

[Marcus.]

What do you think of Coldplay?

they ok

[Flamingjoe]

Who would you "Snog, Marry or Avoid" between Becky (BB13), Josie (BB11) and Rebecca (BB9)?

[Marcus.]

josie snog marry becky and anvoid rebecca

[Flamingjoe]

Do you like Kathreya?

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb9/kathreya/kat_advice_001___.jpg

[Vanessa]

Omg! This thread! 20 pages and counting! Way to go bigbrother12 :amazed::worship:!

[Marcus.]

Do you like Kathreya?

http://www.smeggys.co.uk/smeggy_images/big_brother/bb9/kathreya/kat_advice_001___.jpg

cookie power yeah

[Marcus.]

Omg! This thread! 20 pages and counting! Way to go bigbrother12 :amazed::worship:!

i know i can not belive it

[Petershaw1984]

What sort of work do you want to do?

[Marcus.]

What sort of work do you want to do?

retail but in an small shop not like jonh leiws

[Vanessa]

retail but in an small shop not like jonh leiws

What kind of shop? :)

[Petershaw1984]

Would you work in a pub?

A friend of mine is the manager of a wetherspoons in the metro centre and there is a glas collectors job going. 30 hours a week at £6.48 per hour