easypeasy
06-07-2006, 10:54 AM
The scene- The board of Directors at Endemol.
The Time- Last summer.......
Sir Flashdacash "ok so i presume we are going to use Davina again next year, she needs all the work she can get lately. Just tell her not to get up the duff again, or we'll give Brand the job in future.
Right, down to business.....we want a 300% increase in eviction revenue next series. The way to achieve this is pack the fame-hungry wannabe's in like sardines, and send in two waves of attack.
The first shall include the type that the public are bound to hate, a few continental greasy misogonyst males, some females with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, a has-been porn star or two, a "girl of the people" type just to let the peasents watching think we are in touch with the street....dont worry, they always vote her out first.
Sir Topham-hat "what about the gay situation next series? Are queers
going to be fashionable next summer?
Sir Flashdacash "better send a few in, those benders at home spend nearly as much money as female viwers to keep their kind in....."
Sir Topham-hat "hmmmm, now regarding the prize money....do we give it to a lesbian in a wheelchair or that chap with tourettes we auditioned a couple of years ago?"
The Time- Last summer.......
Sir Flashdacash "ok so i presume we are going to use Davina again next year, she needs all the work she can get lately. Just tell her not to get up the duff again, or we'll give Brand the job in future.
Right, down to business.....we want a 300% increase in eviction revenue next series. The way to achieve this is pack the fame-hungry wannabe's in like sardines, and send in two waves of attack.
The first shall include the type that the public are bound to hate, a few continental greasy misogonyst males, some females with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, a has-been porn star or two, a "girl of the people" type just to let the peasents watching think we are in touch with the street....dont worry, they always vote her out first.
Sir Topham-hat "what about the gay situation next series? Are queers
going to be fashionable next summer?
Sir Flashdacash "better send a few in, those benders at home spend nearly as much money as female viwers to keep their kind in....."
Sir Topham-hat "hmmmm, now regarding the prize money....do we give it to a lesbian in a wheelchair or that chap with tourettes we auditioned a couple of years ago?"