Luke A looses a twix inside a woman

[sampvt]

I can understand a giant mars bar, or evfen a Milky way but a TWIX. The mind boggles. Does he have a party trick with a Toblerone and a Lion bar.

[Yayita]

I can understand a giant mars bar, or evfen a Milky way but a TWIX. The mind boggles. Does he have a party trick with a Toblerone and a Lion bar.

i have no idea what this is about but its funny :joker:

[Josy]

What?

[reece(:]

was mentioned on BOTS

[sampvt]

i have no idea what this is about but its funny :joker:

Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.

[Jake.]

Thats grim ahaha

[sampvt]

I would have thought a Kit Kat would have been better because you get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat, lol.

[Omah]

Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.

Using which orifice ..... :conf:

[Yayita]

Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.

Thats gross...chocolate melts, women should really start respecting their vajayjays

[Scream]

Errrrrrrr............

[Yayita]

I would have thought a Kit Kat would have been better because you get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat, lol.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[karezza]

Who said romance was dead? It wasn't me.

[Cherry Christmas]

I hope he asked for his money back.

[thesheriff443]

i wonder will that be a limited edition

[Josy]

Thats actually horrible

[karezza]

What does his poor wife see in him?

[sampvt]

What does his poor wife see in him?

Some men give Flowers, he is obviously a chocolate giver.

[Black Dagger]

I actually feel like vomiting.

I CAN UNDERSTAND CHOCOLATE SAUCE... if somebody squirted chocolate sauce on me I'd be fine.

BUT sticking chocolate up somebody? :bored:

[karezza]

What about Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull and the Mars Bar?

[Indy]

While this is mostly academic, is a Twix the same in the UK as the US? I know all the Snickers/Mars/Milky Way ones have different compositions depending which country you're in.

OK, I'm grasping at straws here. Why doesn't he stick to pop rocks and altoids like normal people?

[Cherry Christmas]

Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...

[armand.kay]

Why did he not just suck it out?

[Indy]

Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...

Same thing, then. fwiw, I think anything covered in chocolate would come back messy.

Am I actually having this conversation?

[sarakss]

What does his poor wife see in him?

A spare vagina for chocolate games.

[Slevin]

you know theres been worse done than this out there of this manner lol

[DanielLuis]

Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...

Here in Portugal its the same thing...
That's just disgusting!

[Yayita]

The comments on this post are hilarious, I am laughibg so hard..

Pop rocks and altoids... :laugh3: :laugh3:

[Munchkins]

Reading this thread, i actually feel sick
just ew xD

[Kizzy]

Thats nowt...I can fit a whole selection box in sideways.....:)

[Cherry Christmas]

Thats nowt...I can fit a whole selection box in sideways.....:)

including the box?...:joker:

[lostalex]

I don't understand how women can lose things up there, it's not that big is it? I once read that the average vagina is only 6 inches deep.

[Marc]

I guess I have to watch last night's episode because this thread has knocked me sideways :o

[lostalex]

I guess I have to watch last night's episode because this thread has knocked me sideways :o

It was during a game they were doing towards the end of BOTS where they had to guess true or false.

[Marc]

Oh good lord.

Twix's are really nice, can't be wasting them on cavernous lady bits

[Petershaw1984]

So thats how him and his wife "do it"

[Josy]

Oh good lord.

Twix's are really nice, can't be wasting them on cavernous lady bits

:joker::joker:

[sampvt]

I was just wondering if he lost it inside a woman he failed to tell he was undergoing a change. He said he fooled his wife for 2 months. Maybe he chose a twix because it has ripple like varacous veins, TMI eh, lol. I simply canty find any reason to like this despicable person, sorry but he is disgusting.

[lostalex]

I was just wondering if he lost it inside a woman he failed to tell he was undergoing a change. He said he fooled his wife for 2 months. Maybe he chose a twix because it has ripple like varacous veins, TMI eh, lol. I simply canty find any reason to like this despicable person, sorry but he is disgusting.

He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?

[Marc]

:shrug: calm down LOL

[Kizzy]

including the box?...:joker:

Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....:)

[Vicky.]

Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

[Cherry Christmas]

Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....:)

:joker:

[Marc]

Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....:)

:laugh2:

Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas and unless kept happy they can shoot their venom out at everybody.

[Vicky.]

Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas.

:laugh:

Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside :bored:

This is giving me horrific mental images

[sampvt]

He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: :conf::conf::conf::conf: :spin::spin::spin::spin:

[Cherry Christmas]

Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .:xyxwave:

[Marc]

:laugh:

Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside :bored:

This is giving me horrific mental images

Crumby vaginas :pipe:

[Marc]

We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .:xyxwave:

Kept it in her for a rainy day.

[Josy]

This thread is actually making me feel queasy

[sampvt]

He said he lost A twix. Singular, If he had not unwrapped it that would be a gold double finger loss and somewhat uncomfortable.

[Vicky.]

Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

[Marc]

This thread is actually making me feel queasy

Why not have a twix? Settle your stomach

[Josy]

Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

Yeah it might have been as baggy as a clowns pocket :laugh:

[Josy]

Why not have a twix? Settle your stomach

I don't think I will ever eat a twix again

[Vicky.]

I actually quite fancy a twix right now

[Marc]

Depends how experienced she was tbh. A double might not have touched the sides :pipe:

If it did, you might need to give her a nudge like those vending machines.

I hate when it gets stuck on it's way out :mad:

[Marc]

It's probably not the first brown finger to come out of her tbh :pipe:

[Josy]

Omg :joker:

[Kizzy]

She went to the doctors and the nurse found this...
http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/577%5C7613032586577%5CIDShot_225x225.jpg
Thankyou very much for doing my smear test....

[Marc]

Imagine it if was a Toblerone :o

[lostalex]

I know many women like putting food products up the no-no place. I think most girls experiment with vegetables when they are younger.

[Marc]

What kind of people do you know?! LOL

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

[Johnnyuk123]

No big deal! I just lost a yorkie bar down the toilet.

[Yayita]

I don't understand how women can lose things up there, it's not that big is it? I once read that the average vagina is only 6 inches deep.

Lostalex, are you a pureblood?

[lostalex]

Lostalex, are you a pureblood?

a "gold star gay" you mean? yes :)

I watch a lot of straight porn though. lol

[smeagol]

i hope he didn't use a twix for some bum fun as well. take it out ooh still has the choclate on it yum lol
he should try it on becky could fit a whole box up there

[Yayita]

a "gold star gay" you mean? yes :)

I watch a lot of straight porn though. lol

LOL, I thought the gold star was for lesbians and pureblood for gays. At least thats what Howard told Takei.... Wow, not curious at all?

[Yayita]

i hope he didn't use a twix for some bum fun as well. take it out ooh still has the choclate on it yum lol
he should try it on becky could fit a whole box up there

becky would rather eat them than play with them.

[Jordan.]

There was a rumour that went around my school about a girl doing the same thing. Twixs must be a popular choice.

[lostalex]

LOL, I thought the gold star was for lesbians and pureblood for gays. At least thats what Howard told Takei.... Wow, not curious at all?

Yea, well howard started that "pureblood" thing with his interview with Andy Cohen, i don't like the term though, i prefer gold star gay.

I'm curious about hetero sex, but at the same time, i'm not really attracted to women, but i think vaginas are hot. I know that's hard to understand. But for instance, i think a really hot guy with a vagina would be really hot.

If Aaron had a vagina i'd think it was the hottest thing ever, but i'm just not attracted to the rest of a woman's body, the breasts and stuff turn me off, but i think vaginas are really hot.

I've seen some really hot lesbians before that look like really cute young guys, i'm attracted to that kind of woman. The pamela anderson girly girls though, i'm not attracted to that at all.

[Yayita]

Yea, well howard started that "pureblood" thing with his interview with Andy Cohen, i don't like the term though, i prefer gold star gay.

I'm curious about hetero sex, but at the same time, i'm not really attracted to women, but i think vaginas are hot. I know that's hard to understand. But for instance, i think a really hot guy with a vagina would be really hot.

If Aaron had a vagina i'd think it was the hottest thing ever, but i'm just not attracted to the rest of a woman's body, the breasts and stuff turn me off, but i think vaginas are really hot.

I've seen some really hot lesbians before that look like really cute young guys, i'm attracted to that kind of woman. The pamela anderson girly girls though, i'm not attracted to that at all.

OMG Lostalex :joker: :joker: :joker: a gay guy who likes vajayjay. Luke A still has his but its a bit deformed though

[lostalex]

OMG Lostalex :joker: :joker: :joker: a gay guy who likes vajayjay. Luke A still has his but its a bit deformed though

guys are attracted to holes, period, i think lol. Think of all the guys that get their dicks stuck in vacuum cleaners and pool cleaners etc. lol

Guys are interested in anything that would feel good, and i'm sure vaginas feel really good. But in terms of body type and style, i'm atrracted to guys. But yea, an abercrombie model with a vag would be hot.

As a hetero female wouldn't you find that hot? I know lots of str8 guys are into "lady boys" and "she-males/chicks with dicks". It's pretty much the same thing, just opposite.

[dyfed]

OMG OMG....
Whatever next I ask myself.

[Scream]

I just had a Mcdonalds coke and feel sick.. this has me on the verge of throwing up.

[Kizzy]

I just had a Mcdonalds coke and feel sick.. this has me on the verge of throwing up.

mmmm twix mcflurry....

[anto42]

reading this tread and watching russell brand who said he lost a few mini eggs in someone once the combination of reading this thread and hearing russell talk about mini eggs has me ever so quesy

[sarakss]

He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?

Actually he did. She assumed he was a man because he made himself appear to be a man. He changed his body, voice, name, etc. Luke knows when he gets into a relationship with people, he's hiding vital things about himself. It's difficult because most of us don't have to worry about having to reveal our real gender to others; he does.


Even if the law says you can now be a man, it doesn't mean you really are. Biologically, Luke is a woman. Luke has a vagina, not a penis. If Luke stops taking his meds, he'll go back to being a woman. We, as a society, make accommodations for people that's why as much as we know Luke is biologically a woman, we refer to Luke as him, not her.


As much as he's entitled to live his life in a body that's comfortable for him, let's not forget he has to hide things about himself. Even his employer did not know he was a woman until the series started.

[sarakss]

I know many women like putting food products up the no-no place. I think most girls experiment with vegetables when they are younger.

Some women put yogurt in there as well... to , em, balance things out. LOL

[armand.kay]

I once lost a biscuit in a cup of tea so I can totally relate to him.

[sampvt]

Actually he did. She assumed he was a man because he made himself appear to be a man. He changed his body, voice, name, etc. Luke knows when he gets into a relationship with people, he's hiding vital things about himself. It's difficult because most of us don't have to worry about having to reveal our real gender to others; he does.


Even if the law says you can now be a man, it doesn't mean you really are. Biologically, Luke is a woman. Luke has a vagina, not a penis. If Luke stops taking his meds, he'll go back to being a woman. We, as a society, make accommodations for people that's why as much as we know Luke is biologically a woman, we refer to Luke as him, not her.


As much as he's entitled to live his life in a body that's comfortable for him, let's not forget he has to hide things about himself. Even his employer did not know he was a woman until the series started.


I have been saying the same thing for 3 weeks now but couldnt have put it the way you have, well done, the voice of reason.

[lostalex]

Actually he did. She assumed he was a man because he made himself appear to be a man. He changed his body, voice, name, etc. Luke knows when he gets into a relationship with people, he's hiding vital things about himself. It's difficult because most of us don't have to worry about having to reveal our real gender to others; he does.


Even if the law says you can now be a man, it doesn't mean you really are. Biologically, Luke is a woman. Luke has a vagina, not a penis. If Luke stops taking his meds, he'll go back to being a woman. We, as a society, make accommodations for people that's why as much as we know Luke is biologically a woman, we refer to Luke as him, not her.


As much as he's entitled to live his life in a body that's comfortable for him, let's not forget he has to hide things about himself. Even his employer did not know he was a woman until the series started.


well i disagree with you. I think everyone hides certain things in the beginnings of a relationship. To me it's no different then a woman wearing loads of makeup or putting chicken fillets in their bras to make their breasts look bigger. Everyone hides certain things to be more attractive to people at the start. He never lied about being a man because he is a man.

It would be lying if he pretended to have a penis or specifically, but i don't think he did lie about having a penis. We all put on a facade when we are dating i think, and clearly his wife doesn't feel like she was duped because they are still together. So if she doesn't feel lied to then who are you to say she was lied to?

[sampvt]

well i disagree with you. I think everyone hides certain things in the beginnings of a relationship. To me it's no different then a woman wearing loads of makeup or putting chicken fillets in their bras to make their breasts look bigger. Everyone hides certain things to be more attractive to people at the start. He never lied about being a man because he is a man.

It would be lying if he pretended to have a penis, but i don't think he did lie about having a penis.

He didnt need to lie about having a penis, he had a twix at thr ready.

[sampvt]

well i disagree with you. I think everyone hides certain things in the beginnings of a relationship. To me it's no different then a woman wearing loads of makeup or putting chicken fillets in their bras to make their breasts look bigger. Everyone hides certain things to be more attractive to people at the start. He never lied about being a man because he is a man.

It would be lying if he pretended to have a penis, but i don't think he did lie about having a penis.

He didnt need to lie about having a penis, he had a twix at the ready.

[lostalex]

He didnt need to lie about having a penis, he had a twix at thr ready.


LOL well some women would prefer a twix to a penis :hugesmile:

[sampvt]

LOL well some women would prefer a twix to a penis :hugesmile:

This isnt fair, when and how did you get to talk to my wife.

[lostalex]

This isnt fair, when and how did you get to talk to my wife.


well you could always shove a biscuit down yur piss hole and dip it in chocolate :o

(that hurt me to even type that, eeek!)

[Yayita]

guys are attracted to holes, period, i think lol. Think of all the guys that get their dicks stuck in vacuum cleaners and pool cleaners etc. lol

Guys are interested in anything that would feel good, and i'm sure vaginas feel really good. But in terms of body type and style, i'm atrracted to guys. But yea, an abercrombie model with a vag would be hot.

As a hetero female wouldn't you find that hot? I know lots of str8 guys are into "lady boys" and "she-males/chicks with dicks". It's pretty much the same thing, just opposite.

I just saw this LOL, I dont think I would be attracted to a guy with a vag or a woman with a penis hahahahaha. No way no how!!

[lostalex]

I just saw this LOL, I dont think I would be attracted to a guy with a vag or a woman with a penis hahahahaha. No way no how!!

yur so picky! lol j/k. yea no, guys are super hot, i get it :P

Obviously i'm not like obsessed with the idea, i was just saying if i was to be with a girl... anyways lol. I'm definitely gay though, and i love men. Nothing's hotter than a hot little round man butt, sooo sexy. :P

http://www.yourdailybriefs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Ass21.jpg

[sarakss]

well i disagree with you. I think everyone hides certain things in the beginnings of a relationship. To me it's no different then a woman wearing loads of makeup or putting chicken fillets in their bras to make their breasts look bigger. Everyone hides certain things to be more attractive to people at the start. He never lied about being a man because he is a man.

It would be lying if he pretended to have a penis or specifically, but i don't think he did lie about having a penis. We all put on a facade when we are dating i think, and clearly his wife doesn't feel like she was duped because they are still together. So if she doesn't feel lied to then who are you to say she was lied to?


Fair enough to disagree with me, but I stand behind my opinion. If I started dating a man and found out later he was a biological woman, that lying by omission is far more severe than if he stuffed his pants to make himself appear well-endowed.

I think your example of using make-up or stuffing bras does not help with your own argument because you're confirming that he's in fact taking drastic steps to make himself appear to be who he's not. You talk about women stuffing their bras, but Luke had his breasts removed. He's done everything to make himself appear to be someone he's naturally not. He's deceiving people from the start and he knows he is which is why he admits he has a secret.

We give each other the benefit of the doubt by assuming a person is the way they present themselves. He has gone through extraordinary lengths to appear to be someone he's really not. He's legally a man, but that's just paperwork. We all know he's not.

Men have penises, men can produce sperm. If Luke gets a penis, it's going to be done through surgery by taking hormones. He will never be able to produce sperm. He can be very advanced scientifically, but there are some occasions where nature will trump science.

[lostalex]

Fair enough to disagree with me, but I stand behind my opinion. If I started dating a man and found out later he was a biological woman, that lying by omission is far more severe than if he stuffed his pants to make himself appear well-endowed.

I think your example of using make-up or stuffing bras does not help with your own argument because you're confirming that he's in fact taking drastic steps to make himself appear to be who he's not. You talk about women stuffing their bras, but Luke had his breasts removed. He's done everything to make himself appear to be someone he's naturally not. He's deceiving people from the start and he knows he is which is why he admits he has a secret.

We give each other the benefit of the doubt by assuming a person is the way they present themselves. He has gone through extraordinary lengths to appear to be someone he's really not. He's legally a man, but that's just paperwork. We all know he's not.

Men have penises, men can produce sperm. If Luke gets a penis, it's going to be done through surgery by taking hormones. He will never be able to produce sperm. He can be very advanced scientifically, but there are some occasions where nature will trump science.

and what about men who arn't fertile, maybe they had a form of cancer that makes them unable to have children, shoulkd a man have to tell a girl he is infertile on the first date, or a woman who can't have biological children.

You think it's offensive if they don't say it in the first date? It's no different than luke A.

Believe it or not, being able to have children is not the most important thing in a relationship. This is the year 2012, women and men arn't just getting into a relationship to procreate. For most of us it's about love, not just making babies.

[Yayita]

yur so picky! lol j/k. yea no, guys are super hot, i get it :P

Obviously i'm not like obsessed with the idea, i was just saying if i was to be with a girl... anyways lol. I'm definitely gay though, and i love men. Nothing's hotter than a hot little round man butt, sooo sexy. :P

http://www.yourdailybriefs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Ass21.jpg

LOL, that booty looks so fake!

[lostalex]

LOL, that booty looks so fake!

i hope it's fake. no one deserves to have such an awesome booty.

That fake booty should be spanked for being such a naughty fake booty!

[Marc]

I once lost a biscuit in a cup of tea so I can totally relate to him.

Well it must have been warm and moist as well.

[sarakss]

and what about men who arn't fertile, maybe they had a form of cancer that makes them unable to have children, shoulkd a man have to tell a girl he is infertile on the first date, or a woman who can't have biological children.

You think it's offensive if they don't say it in the first date? It's no different than luke A.

Believe it or not, being able to have children is not the most important thing in a relationship. This is the year 2012, women and men arn't just getting into a relationship to procreate. For most of us it's about love, not just making babies.

I knew you were going to say something like this which is why I used the word 'can' - as in having the ability to do something. A man can produce sperm, a woman will never be able to.

This is not a question of fertility so the issue of procreation is moot; this is a question of biological identity - man versus woman.

If we're talking about deceit, I believe a woman stuffing her bra and a woman who's gone through a process to make herself appear to be someone she's biologically not are light years apart.

[lostalex]

I knew you were going to say something like this which is why I used the word 'can' - as in having the ability to do something. A man can produce sperm, a woman will never be able to.

This is not a question of fertility so the issue of procreation is moot; this is a question of biological identity - man versus woman.

If we're talking about deceit, I believe a woman stuffing her bra and a woman who's gone through a process to make herself appear to be someone she's biologically not are light years apart.

that's perfectly fine, that you have such a problem with it, but you must also realize not everyone is as bothered by it as you are. There are plenty of people perfectly happy to fall in love under these circumstances, and yur opinion means nothing to them.

You are free to fall in love with whomever you like, and i don't think Luke A is casting any judgement on YOUR choices, so maybe you should think twice before you start casting judgements on HIS or anyone elses relationships.

Who you love is yur business, and who he loves is his.

I'm not saying you can't have an opinion, but i do wonder why you seem so pationate about your judgements, is it because you are projecting your own values on other people? if so, you should keep your values to yourself imho.

Why can't you just be happy for him and his wife that they have found love under such extrodinary circumstances?

[Yayita]

i hope it's fake. no one deserves to have such an awesome booty.

That fake booty should be spanked for being such a naughty fake booty!

Completely photoshopped, a man with a booty that perky and round is not natural. At least Ive never seen one like that.

[Yayita]

that's perfectly fine, that you have such a problem with it, but you must also realize not everyone is as bothered by it as you are. There are plenty of people perfectly happy to fall in love under these circumstances, and yur opinion means nothing to them.

You are free to fall in love with whomever you like, and i don't think Luke A is casting any judgement on YOUR choices, so maybe you should think twice before you start casting judgements on HIS or anyone elses relationships.

Who you love is yur business, and who he loves is his.

I'm not saying you can't have an opinion, but i do wonder why you seem so pationate about your judgements, is it because you are projecting your own values on other people? if so, you should keep your values to yourself imho.

Why can't you just be happy for him and his wife that they have found love under such extrodinary circumstances?

Oh snap, someone just got owned on TIBB :pipe:

[smudgie]

:nono::nono: Biscuit crumbs in bed is a nono in this house.:hugesmile:

[lostalex]

Oh snap, someone just got owned on TIBB :pipe:

you so get it :) yur awesome.

[mirak_eel]

He'll never lose a sexual organ in one.

[exoticrosebud]

throws a whole new light on the SELECTION BOX for christmas |!!

[alex_front2]

Actually he did. She assumed he was a man because he made himself appear to be a man. He changed his body, voice, name, etc. Luke knows when he gets into a relationship with people, he's hiding vital things about himself. It's difficult because most of us don't have to worry about having to reveal our real gender to others; he does.


Even if the law says you can now be a man, it doesn't mean you really are. Biologically, Luke is a woman. Luke has a vagina, not a penis. If Luke stops taking his meds, he'll go back to being a woman. We, as a society, make accommodations for people that's why as much as we know Luke is biologically a woman, we refer to Luke as him, not her.


As much as he's entitled to live his life in a body that's comfortable for him, let's not forget he has to hide things about himself. Even his employer did not know he was a woman until the series started.

Are you a male?