Olympic Tennis Thread (1 Gold; 1 Silver)

[Jordan.]

Almost there...

[Jayson]

I am rather excited

[Marc]

Murray playing very well, Wimbledon defeat has taught him a lot

[MTVN]

It's in the bag now

[Marc]

There's no bag yet Matthew..

[Locke.]

The bag has just been ripped back open

[Legend killer]

"Murray is playing SENSATIONAL"


PMSL fed is barely moving for god sake

[Jayson]

Someone tell every sportsman in the world to make sure Legend killer doesn't predict that they will win

Because whenever he does, they don't

[MTVN]

No need to worry, he pretty much has both hands on that medal now

[Legend killer]

" HE HAS BROUGHT FEDERER'S DANCING FEET TO A STANDSTILL"

omg this is amazing stuff

[Jayson]

Someone say when Murray is about to win, I've switched to the gymnastics

[Legend killer]

Read my post i said Murray is favourite to win

[Marc]

Murray is just deciding which bag for life he wants :pipe:

[Maia]

A game away :amazed:

[Marc]

1 game. Oh how scary

[Maia]

Murray is just letting this one go so he can serve for the match :pipe:

[Legend killer]

murray winning this match will be spoken of for years.. yet the interesting detail of Federer being physically limited will be forgotten- Legend Killer 2012

[Jordan.]

oh bloody hell :idc:

[Jayson]

Louis Smith gets silver in the gymnastics

[Marc]

Roger letting Murray serve for it, nice guy

[Maia]

Come on Murray one more!!!

[Jayson]

COME ON ANDAYy

[Jayson]

Well in

[Maia]

So close

[Maia]

Not quite over yet then

[Marc]

Would love this over quickly please

[Maia]

Yes!!

[Jayson]

Basically is though

[Marc]

2 more points :pipe:

[Jayson]

Championship/medal point :amazed:

[Maia]

ONE MORE :amazed:

[Jordan.]

My god, one more! :amazed:

[Jayson]

YEEEESSSSS :amazed: :amazed: :amazed:

[Maia]

GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!! :amazed:

[Munchkins]

YAYY GOLD MEDAL!
:amazed:

Now hope he wins the mixed :love:

[Jayson]

Revenge for a month ago tbh

[Jordan.]

Andy YOU HERO :worship:

[MTVN]

:worship: :worship: :worship:

[Marc]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Woohoooooo

[Munchkins]

Revenge for a month ago tbh

Yes definitely :worship:

[Marc]

OMGOMGOMG SOMEBODY HOLD ME

:sad: Omg

[Marc]

OMGOMGOMG SOMEBODY HOLD ME

:sad: Omg

[Munchkins]

OMGOMGOMG SOMEBODY HOLD ME

:sad: Omg

ok luv xoxo
lets just all hope we win the mixed too :D

[Marc]

Olympic 2012 Gold Medalist Andy Murray

[Maia]

*holds Marc*

HE DID IT MARC :worship:

[Marc]

Bring on the mixed doubles!!!!!

[Marc]

:bawling: So happy

[Jayson]

Laura Robson getting a gold with him would be the perfect way to end the weekend

[Maia]

Gold in the mixed doubles now, must happen

[Jordan.]

If he wins the doubles as well :amazed: Laura needs her GOLD.

[Marc]

Double gold medalist please

[Locke.]

No chance of winning the doubles, Robson can't serve to save her life

[Munchkins]

First gold medal in tennis since 1908 omg

[Black Dagger]

Amazing last 15 minutes... <3

[Maia]

John :worship::worship:

[Maia]

The medal ceremony!!

[Black Dagger]

No chance of winning the doubles, Robson can't serve to save her life

True but I think even then Robson will be pleased... her first olympics and being in a mixed double finals securing a medal with Murray.

[skkc16]

What a brilliant game. Now I honestly believe is it hadn't rained at Wimbledon Murray would have won

[Jayson]

In the words of that swimmer called Chad's dad

UNBALAYVABOO

[MTVN]

Robson will destroy the horrible Vika

[Jayson]

Yes MTVN

[Marc]

:worship:

[Jayson]

Technically Murray is the best tennis player in the world :pipe:

[Maia]

Oh you have a point there Jayson :pipe:

[Locke.]

Not too long left now until Lisicki and Kas get out there and win a Bronze

[Marc]

:amazed: I'm so happy.

[Shaun]

:o

[Marc]

It gave me so much satisfaction to add "1 Gold" to the title :love:

[Jayson]

He'll be out for the doubles soon

[Marc]

:worship:

Anything more will be a bonus! Silver will do lovely, but Gold.. well... :suspect: would be great

[Marc]

Olympic Champion on court soon :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

I wasn't expecting us to make the final in the doubles.

So a silver is amazing.

[Marc]

We're on :love:

[MTVN]

Robson has got him rattled already

[Marc]

"Azarenka is tight"

Sure Novo will be happy to hear that.

[Marc]

"Azarenka is tight"

Sure Novo will be happy to hear that.

[Marc]

Vika making her best peacock impression there.

[MTVN]

This is going well

[Locke.]

This other game is taking forever to finish, calling for doctors and everything now :bored:

[Marc]

Murray inspired.

Laura doing her very best, like she always does at the start. Just hope her serve stays solid

[Maia]

We're running away with it :worship:

[Maia]

"Azarenka is tight"

Sure Novo will be happy to hear that.

:joker::joker:

[Marc]

This other game is taking forever to finish, calling for doctors and everything now :bored:

Who's in trouble?

[Locke.]

Huber, was down for about 10 minutes, back up now though.

...Wait, do they have to win 2 full sets here instead of the third set just going to a 10 point tie-break?

[Jayson]

Nice to see two very tappable women out there :pipe:

[MTVN]

3rd sets still just a tie break I think

[Novo]

Come on Vika stop this sillyness i beg you

[Jordan.]

Just put it on, very nice to see we're already destroying them.

[Marc]

Think it's still a championship tie breaker, Locke

[Locke.]

It is 1-1 in sets here and is now 1-1 in games without a tie break

It's like they're just coming up with ways to make this match last forever

[MTVN]

They must have forgotten the rules

[Marc]

How odd :suspect:

[Jayson]

Very strange

[Marc]

Meh maybe the last set has a tiebreaker, when 6-6.

Would be silly to draw out a Bronze medal match so long

[Marc]

Meh maybe the last set has a tiebreaker, when 6-6.

Would be silly to draw out a Bronze medal match so long

[skkc16]

Laura is serving very well

[Jayson]

Looks like we'll win this :amazed:

[Marc]

:amazed:

[MTVN]

Great stuff, hopefully they keep it up now and don't mess up the second set again

[Marc]

Everything Murray hits, is beautiful.

[Jayson]

Wish I was the bottle of whatever liquid that was that Laura was sucking on then

[Novo]

Vika crouching down now she means business

[Marc]

I wish I was that ball that just got spanked down

[Locke.]

The Dream Team

http://i.imgur.com/KWZnN.jpg

[Novo]

Who won the bronze medal match in Mixed doubles are hasn't it even started yet?

[Marc]

Not started yet

[Jayson]

I wish I was the gold medal that will soon be brushing against Laura Robson's breasts

[Locke.]

Starts after the Kirilenko/Petrova vs Huber/Raymond, it's 4-1 in the final set now

[Marc]

To who?

[Marc]

Or is that whom?... Shauuuunnn

[Locke.]

Kirilenko and Petrova, 5-1 now

[Shaun]

troll/

[Locke.]

Kirilenko and Petrova win the Bronze in Women's Doubles

[Marc]

Silly Max

[Marc]

Kirilenko and Petrova win the Bronze in Women's Doubles

Good good, these American's have won enough

[Marc]

There you go Locke.

They only have a championship tie breaker in the mixed doubles.

[Locke.]

Bryan is 34 and Raymond is 39, Lisicki up against a pair of pensioners here

[Marc]

Good luck to the German's

[Munchkins]

I don't like this championship tiebreak thing

[MTVN]

Ahh tie break again

[Locke.]

Still not out to warm up yet, hopefully they are planning on moving it to centre court after this game finishes

[Maia]

We are giving the game away now

[MTVN]

Yikes

[Shaun]

Oh dear.

[Maia]

:amazed: Wonderful time for an ace

[Maia]

:amazed: Wonderful time for an ace

[Jords]

Pulling it back yet guys

[MTVN]

Can always rely on Andy's serving

[Jayson]

Exciting but scary

[MTVN]

Pressure getting to her :/

[Jordan.]

Come on Laura :(

[Jayson]

WHY IS ROBBO SO POOR AT SERVING

oh wait that was ok

[Jayson]

wooooo

[Munchkins]

Omg this is actually so tense

[Jayson]

Muzza is in insane form

[Munchkins]

Feel sorry for Robson though :( she looks so distressed at making mistakes

[skkc16]

My heart is pounding

[Jayson]

argh

[Jords]

Pressure getting to them :(

[MTVN]

Noooooo

[Jayson]

Robson :(

[Jayson]

2 more...

[Jordan.]

Andy saving the day (for about 10 seconds)

[MTVN]

Robson keeps her bottle :D

[Jayson]

1 more../

[Munchkins]

Come on, get this point

[Jayson]

aww

[MTVN]

Ah gutted :(

[Locke.]

Vika gets revenge for Lisicki

[Jayson]

I hate that Vika bitch now

[Maia]

Ughh :(

[Marc]

Ah well! Silver is still great! :D

[Jordan.]

Ahh disappointing. Deserving winners though.

[skkc16]

:bawling::bawling:

[Jordan.]

Ah well! Silver is still great! :D

:worship:

[Munchkins]

Awe, and now loads of people will be saying shes hopeless :(, and misogynistics will be in full flow ><

[Maia]

Can't complain at Silver, and Murray still got us a gold earlier so :worship:

[Shaun]

"huge disappointment"? They made the final Sue you silly bitch :nono:

[Munchkins]

But still Silver is lovely :3

[Jayson]

STUPID BLOODY WOMAN

MEN >

tbh

[Jords]

Silver is still great. That Vika girl is a really good player.

[Munchkins]

STUPID BLOODY WOMAN

MEN >

tbh

Shush you

[Jayson]

We should have never given women the vote

[Maia]

And the great Vika has won a gold, how can I say bad about that

[Novo]

Good old Vika writing herself into the history books once again

[Legend killer]

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Firstly regardless of Fed's physical condtion i would like to congratulate Murray on his victory he did his job.

However the commentary team were a ****ing joke and tbh if i was English i would be disgusted by how badly they represented my country. I have never seen such **** punditry in my life not only did we have constant tripe about how Murray was playing at some level we have never seen before(he wasn't even playing better then Wimby final) and that Fed just could not live with his game LOL BUT we also had ZERO mention of the fact that from the first second of the match Fed was barely able to move and that he was quite blatently not there Physically

Sadly for Murray anyways this win will be forever TAINTED(not his fault) becuase let's be honest Fed was barely able to run and was changing direction like a double decker bus


As a Fed fan i am very happy in the old man. In coming to London the only thing which was important to win was Wimbledon an Olympic gold medal would have been a bonus(less ranking poinjts then a masters so nothing more). But still a Silver is a very nice to add to the Gold from Beijing and is times like this we need to really remember that we don't have much longer on the GOAT so enjoy while we still have him

Del-Boy 2012 Olympic Gold medal Winner

[Locke.]

Very true LK

[MTVN]

Oh dear, LK still very bitter at the fact Murray destroyed the world number 1 in straight sets I see

[Jayson]

Why has the OP migrated?

[Black Dagger]

Silver is great for an 18 year old inexperienced tennis player.

**** off with all your 'disappointing' and she's a 'hopeless tennis player' ********.

[Jayson]

She's disappointing. A hopeless tennis player.

[Jordan.]

Del-Boy 2012 Olympic Gold medal Winner

Stop

[Munchkins]

Silver is great for an 18 year old inexperienced tennis player.

**** off with all your 'disappointing' and she's a 'hopeless tennis player' ********.

:worship:
This :love:

[Marc]

Poor LK, spends ages writing that and nobody actually cares.

Needs to write a massive paragraph of sh**e for some reason.

[Jayson]

Needs to be banned tbh

[Locke.]

The last tennis match of the Olympics coming up soon on the red button, I hope you'll all be watching and supporting the Dream Team

[MTVN]

Time to switch over to the beach volleyball

[Munchkins]

Poor LK, spends ages writing that and nobody actually cares.

Needs to write a massive paragraph of sh**e for some reason.

Hahaha i tried, to read it, but i just couldn't
i should be ashamed of myself:bawling:

[Locke.]

The last tennis match of the Olympics coming up soon on the red button, I hope you'll all be watching and supporting the Dream Team

And its been moved to Centre Court :worship:

[Novo]

Only 24 people have stayed behind to watch it

[Legend killer]

Marc while i got your attention i have been waiting for a name change for a good year now

I would like to change my name to The Caveman 2012 Olympic Gold Medal Winner

Not srs







Semi srs



Truthfully though can you change it to UNBIASED EDUCATOR

[Locke.]

Only 24 people have stayed behind to watch it

Full crowd here to watch the medal ceremonies and Lisicki and Kas win the most important match of the day

[Legend killer]

Needs to be banned tbh

Whether people want to admit it openly they all know i am the flag-bearer for this forum

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww167/BlackTee-WinterCast/Forums/SouljaBoyUMad.gif

[Black Dagger]

I dun even know who you are xo.

[Jayson]

I think LK's name should be changed to BoRrOwEd_TiMe

[Locke.]

FINALLY. Here we go

[Legend killer]

I think LK's name should be changed to BoRrOwEd_TiMe

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww167/BlackTee-WinterCast/Forums/SouljaBoyUMad.gif

[Maia]

Just switched over from the water polo, come on now Lisicki

[Locke.]

Very good decision Mollie, Lisicki with a medal will be even better than Mo and Ennis last night

[Locke.]

Sabine and Kas let the American's have a one set head start

[Novo]

Sabine bottling it left right and center

[Locke.]

Lisicki and Kas joining in with the mexican wave :joker:

[Maia]

:worship: Amazing

[Locke.]

Champions tiebreak time

[Maia]

The Americans flying away with it, shame Lisicki / Kas had a good chance here

[Maia]

Oh I spoke too soon they're getting a few points in now :pipe:

[Maia]

Oh no bronze medal point

[Maia]

5 to go now, a hard task to accomplish but they can surely manage it

[Locke.]

**** sake :(

[Maia]

All over :(

[Novo]

Lisicki is crying for some reason

[Locke.]

The Bryan brother was too good

[Maia]

He was very good

[MTVN]

Have got to feel sorry for Kas

[Maia]

And Lisicki poor girl

[Locke.]

Lisicki will win the US Open, we can take some comfort knowing that

[Maia]

True Locke, we at least have that to look forward to

[Novo]

Lisicki is going to retire now

[Marc]

Germans lost? :-/

[Locke.]

If Kas' hand hadn't been bleeding in the first set I'm sure it would have been a different story

[Novo]

Here comes Vika to get her Gold

[Novo]

Murray trying to talk to Vika there, who does he think he is?

[Maia]

Worthy gold medalists there

[Maia]

Murray trying to talk to Vika there, who does he think he is?

A fellow gold medalist perhaps

[Locke.]

Well then, need the US Open to hurry up now

[Marc]

Didn't see the medal ceremony.. oops

[Lee.]

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-6FmhRxdyspQ/T_5KmCDEGPI/AAAAAAAAJhw/-gCnAT3JoQY/roger%252520fist%252520shimmy%25255B7%25255D.gif

In Roger We Trust



Har har

[Novo]

When does The Rogers Cup start?

[Novo]

Serena Williams not competing in it this year, Excellent.

[Legend killer]

Har har

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yWU2MtyUg5A/T_u1KobeXDI/AAAAAAAADh8/dQrTuqfTuYg/s1600/Andy-Murray-crying-after-wimbledon-finals-loss-to-Federer.jpg

I think Wimbledon title will get Roger through the night

[Locke.]

Sabine Lisicki ‏@sabinelisicki
Soo soo sad right now! I simply have no words. I fought and left everything out there and yet we fell short...

Not a dry eye in the country tonight

[Legend killer]

Sabine just needs to retire and take up a role much more suiting of her talents ie: porn star

Everything which is wrong with ladies tennis today

[Locke.]

Sabine is far too good for Porn that should be left for the *****s like Sharapova and Azarenka

[Legend killer]

Well at least she will be far too good at something cause she sure is not in tennis.

She likes playing with balls anyway should be an easy transfer

[Locke.]

She is much better than Federer, I think we can all agree on that

[Novo]

Her tree trunk like legs will put everyone off if she became a porn star

[Locke.]

Vika's massive nose and smackhead-like face would disqualify her from ever becoming a professional I'm afraid, she'd end up being in one of them terribly filmed amateur films that all have negative ratings

[Novo]

Vika is royalty now have some respect, Lisicki has achieved nothing yet so it's okay to rip her apart

http://www.noopportunitywasted.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lisicki-sidney1.jpg

[Locke.]

Lisicki is a millionaire, be quiet

[Novo]

Vika's Prize money is close to 15 million.. a target only Lisicki can dream of

[Locke.]

Lisicki would give most of hers to charity so it is ok, Vika is far too selfish though

[Novo]

probably saving up to get those teeth sorted out

[Locke.]

You would think Vika would have gotten that nose sorted by now come to think of it, it would probably cost her all of that £15m but it would be worth it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Victoria_Azarenka_Doha_2012.jpg/220px-Victoria_Azarenka_Doha_2012.jpg

[Novo]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7t719ZnXawQ/TgoXLFZnuwI/AAAAAAAABWw/38OEGSfICyI/s1600/lisicki-semis.jpg

look at that beastly set of gnashers

[Locke.]

A lovely smile.

Look at that horrible abnormal nose, those weird out of place dimples, and that face that belongs to at least a 35 year old

http://i.imgur.com/sLCmX.jpg

[Novo]

Vika without any make up on looking amazing as usual

[lostalex]

Aren't Scotland flags technically not allowed at the Olympics :suspect:

An Australian athlete got in trouble for wearing the aboriginal flag, so i think if the aboriginal flag is not allowed, then neigther should the Scottish flag.

[Legend killer]

Look they are both UGLY compared to Maria

http://wallcrow.com/images/M/Maria%20Sharapova/Maria%20Sharapova-0581.jpg

Hope that helps you feel better guys xoxo

[Locke.]

Maria's top lip is the worst thing about tennis

[Legend killer]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/13486325.jpg You Good Locke

Just saw the front page of the sun and PMSL at what i saw " Murray wins Wimbledon" god the British media are cringeworthy

[Jordan.]

Andys dogs wearing his medals :joker:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/06/article-2184504-14691134000005DC-475_634x627.jpg

[Marc]

:joker:

He must like the one on the right better than the left one.

[Locke.]

Will the Rogers Cup be on any tv channels over here?

[Legend killer]

Shame he didn't let the Caveman have a picture with the gold medal as he afterall won it for Andy

SMH

[Legend killer]

I see Fed as dropped Toronto very nice to see rest that body for Cinci my good man

[Marc]

Will the Rogers Cup be on any tv channels over here?

Eurosport most probably.