Olympic Taekwondo Thread (Jade Jones Wins Gold!!)

[Locke.]

Let's all get behind the lovely Jade Jones on her journey for Gold

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[Locke.]

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[Jayson]

Is that Maria from Corrie?

[Locke.]

1.09, 3.05, 5.23, 6.51, 9.28 :worship: Might aswell just give her the gold medal now

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[Doogle]

I used to do Taekwondo and it's still one of my favourites to watch. When does it begin?

[Locke.]

It's one of the last events I think, don't think it starts until either late this week or early next week

[Locke.]

Starts on wednesday. Not long to go now until Jade wins Gold :pipe:

[Munchkins]

Starts on wednesday. Not long to go now until Jade wins Gold :pipe:

We can only hope :)
i quite enjoy watching Taekwondo.

[Locke.]

Lovely Jade's campaign begins at 10.30 in the morning

[Novo]

knocked out with a roundhouse kick by a North Korean Wizzkid

[Locke.]

She will start tomorrow with nothing and end tomorrow with a Gold Medal

A true icon

[Black Dagger]

I don't exactly get it...

I saw them kicking each other earlier, it was exciting stuff, but having the worst sporting knowledge of probably all of us watching the olympics I'll be cheering when she isn't even earning points.

[Locke.]

You won't need much knowledge as her opponents won't be landing any winning points :idc:

A bit annoying how it starts and ends on the same day though, should have one round each day instead of 4 rounds on one day

[Novo]

She looks like a bit of a smackhead she'll have the medal taken away from her within hours of winning it anyway if she manages to win one

[Locke.]

BlackDagger, What is that mong on my ignore list saying now?

[Locke.]

Right, time for Jade to go through to the quarter finals

[Black Dagger]

BlackDagger, What is that mong on my ignore list saying now?

He's calling the beloved Jade Jones a smackhead. :bored:

OMG, it's started.

-kicks along to the TV-

[MTVN]

Is it after this Peru Serbia match?

Never mind it is

[Marc]

Would love to get behind Jade..

[Marc]

Wow.. Jade's lucky she's not a Bosnian

[Locke.]

Would love to get behind Jade..

Jade is mine, you can have Andy Murray :idc:

[michael21]

does any one else want to have sex with Jade Jones who on bbc1 now live or is it just me

[Locke.]

Head shot !!

[Marc]

Jade is mine, you can have Andy Murray :idc:

I'll have Jade thanks

[Marc]

does any one else want to have sex with Jade Jones who on bbc1 now live or is it just me

No you dirty little bastard.

[michael21]

Head shot !!

tit shot :nono:

[Marc]

I like how they hug when they get too close :love:

[MTVN]

Destroying her now

[Marc]

Minge shot!

[Locke.]

does any one else want to have sex with Jade Jones who on bbc1 now live or is it just me

Of course not, we are all watching because we know so much about the sport

[michael21]

No you dirty little bastard.

:shocked: :laugh:

[michael21]

Of course not, we are all watching because we know so much about the sport


the red one has to get the blue one :hmph:

[Marc]

that truth

[MTVN]

They should have you doing the commentary Michael

[michael21]

she won that was close :joker::dance:

[Locke.]

15-1 and through to the quarters which start at 3 today :pipe:

[michael21]

They should have you doing the commentary Michael

press your blue button nothing will happen but it be funee to see you try to see what it is

[Marc]

Might as well send her straight through to the final

[Maia]

Is Jade Jones on at the moment can't tell

[michael21]

Might as well send her straight through to the final

:nono: she will be on TV less they should make the female bit of this sport naked :amazed:

[Marc]

No Mollie, you're late you silly silly girl

[Marc]

The mexican guy just got a kick to the nuts

[Locke.]

Is Jade Jones on at the moment can't tell

She won the first round 15-1 and is back on in the Quarters at 3.30, it is some great guy from Liverpool on at the minute

[michael21]

Is Jade Jones on at the moment can't tell

i only just found her i flick to bbc1 just as she was walking out she sexy dont you no

[michael21]

She won the first round 15-1 and is back on in the Quarters at 3.30, it is some great guy from Liverpool on at the minute

how did you get the info so fast :suspect:

[Marc]

Locke knows a lot about Taekwondo

[michael21]

15:30 Quarterfinal HAMADA Mayu v JONES Jade

[michael21]

Locke knows a lot about Taekwondo

the man on tv said said it like italian football :amazed:

[Maia]

No Mollie, you're late you silly silly girl

Oh bloody hell Marc you could've told me you numbskull

[Maia]

She won the first round 15-1 and is back on in the Quarters at 3.30, it is some great guy from Liverpool on at the minute

Oh excellent stuff then :worship:

[Locke.]

Stamper wins 5-2

[Marc]

Good stuff

[Marc]

Oh bloody hell Marc you could've told me you numbskull

I'm sorry but I thought you would know

[Locke.]

Jade is on in about 10 minutes

[Marc]

Jade time

[Locke.]

On now on BBC3

[Marc]

:worship: kill that Japanese girl

[Marc]

Smash her tits off!!

[Locke.]

Wins the first round 3-1

[MTVN]

Decent start

[Marc]

Go on girl

[Locke.]

Head shot!!

[Locke.]

Leads 9-2 after the second round

[Vanessa]

Wow! Jade Jones doing brilliantly! :amazed::worship:

[Marc]

What's that orange card next to her score?

[Locke.]

Think it's like a warning thing, you get up to 3 of them

I think her one then was for stepping out of the ring thing

[Marc]

Oh no she got another

[MTVN]

No problem

[Maia]

Switched over the equestrian for this it better be worth it

[Locke.]

Through to the semi final :worship:

[Maia]

It was worth it!!! :worship:

[Marc]

Easy

[Black Dagger]

Amazing.

She's not even our Taekwondo favourite for gold is she? I'm sure it is somebody else.

Hopefully she knocks her opponents head off in the semi finals and gets us at least a silver. :amazed:

[Locke.]

She has Tseng in the semi's which is at 5 I think

Stamper up now

[Marc]

Chinese Taipai girl next ahhhhh

She'll win easily :pipe:

[Black Dagger]

Apparently her opponent is a strong threat.

But hopefully she gets some nice head kicks in again... she'll look wonderful with a nice silver/gold round her neck.

[Marc]

I want a gold

[Locke.]

Tseng has won her two matches 4-1 and 5-2, Jade won hers 15-1 and 13-2... So they either have really different approaches or Jade is just much better :pipe:

[michael21]

sexy jade done it again she will win gold

[Marc]

:pipe:

[michael21]

sexy jade on @ 5pm next

[Black Dagger]

Tseng has won her two matches 4-1 and 5-2, Jade won hers 15-1 and 13-2... So they either have really different approaches or Jade is just much better :pipe:

I know nothing about sport, I'm just reporting back what other people are saying and they are saying Tseng is very strong... :tongue:

[Locke.]

Stamper 1 point down going into the final round

[michael21]

Stamper 1 point down going into the final round

he will come back with a head kick :dance::dance:

[Locke.]

Stamper also through to the semis with a 8-3 win

[michael21]

Stamper also through to the semis with a 8-3 win

:worship::worship::worship:

[Locke.]

**** sake this little bitch is fast

[Braden]

C'mon Jade!

[MTVN]

Hmm gonna be tough

[Locke.]

Levelled it!

[Marc]

Give her the head shot

[Marc]

C'mon 5-3!!!

[Marc]

No don't give it

[Braden]

Jade's on a roll.

[Locke.]

Nerve wrecking stuff

[Maia]

Come on now Jade!!

[MTVN]

This is tense :/

[Marc]

Ah feck

[Locke.]

Oh **** she's gonna get the 3 points here

[Marc]

C'mon!!!! Turned down

[Locke.]

Yes!!!!!

[Marc]

C'mon!!! Winner

[Locke.]

She's in the final :worship: :worship:

Amazing end, goes from 5-3 to 10-6 within the spce of about 10 seconds

[Maia]

Yes!!!!

[Marc]

:worship: Jade Jones

[MTVN]

Yessss!!!!

[Braden]

She was brilliant in those last twenty seconds.

She deserves gold.

[Black Dagger]

She's done it :amazed:

[Marc]

Didn't even matter about the video replay, she got a head shot shortly after

[Maia]

We love you Jade :worship:

[Marc]

:lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

I think if she gets a Gold.

She'll be up there with Alistair & Peter Wilson as my favourite golds of the games.

[MTVN]

Bad start for Stamper

[Black Dagger]

It's amazing at how much of a reaction I gave when she was actually fighting back.

Normally I wouldn't give a toss but I went crazy when she won.

[Maia]

You can do it Stamper

[Black Dagger]

He can still try and get us a bronze.

We were only set for one Taekwondo medal tbh, and it was neither Jade nor Stamper according to papers.

[Locke.]

Stamper is back in this is the card appeal is turned down

[Black Dagger]

Shame it wasn't turned down =(.

Nevermind, he gave a good fight tbh... hopefully he does that in his bronze contest.

[Maia]

Bronze coming up for Martin

[Marc]

Poor stamper

[Locke.]

Y Hou - 2/5 (0.40)
J Jones - 7/4 (1.75)

She has already knocked the #1 and #3 seeds out, beating the #2 seed hopefully won't be a problem

[Munchkins]

Wait, the final for Jade Jones is on tonight :shocked:
Must watch then - hoping she wins :love:

[michael21]

Wait, the final for Jade Jones is on tonight :shocked:
Must watch then - hoping she wins :love:

jade will win as she sexy :colour::colour::colour:

[Marc]

C'mon Jade, you can do it!

[Black Dagger]

Just a nice few head-shots away from a lovely gold medal <3.

Do we know when Stamper's bronze medal contest is?

[michael21]

Do we know when Stamper's bronze medal contest is?

21:45 Contest for Bronze Medal B

[Black Dagger]

Thank you very much, Michael :pipe:

[michael21]

Thank you very much, Michael :pipe:

happy to help come on team GB :dance:

[Marc]

I thought it was at 8:45.. silly me

Good thing I didn't quote you with the wrong answer Lucas :pipe:

[michael21]

Stamper's on now live on freeview 302 or on the BBC sports website

[michael21]

Stamper's in the red

[michael21]

1st round Stamper's 1-0 up :dance::dance::dance:

[michael21]

2nd round Stamper's 3-2 down :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Locke.]

He's gonna need a headshot here

[Locke.]

The moment of truth, the red card is out for an appeal with 2 seconds to go

[michael21]

red card :dance::dance::dance:

[Locke.]

Stamper misses out on Bronze

[michael21]

:bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Black Dagger]

Our lovely Jade will make up for it with a shiny gold. :pipe:

[Locke.]

Tenner on Jade at 9/4

I believe :pipe:

[Locke.]

Here we go

[Maia]

Gold for Jade fingers crossed :pipe:

[GypsyGoth]

:amazed:

[Locke.]

0-0 at the end of Round 1

[GypsyGoth]

This is like the karate kid but with jade jones as will smith's son.

[Shaun]

2-0 at the end of round 2 :D (to Jones)

[Locke.]

2-0 at the end of round 2 :worship:

[Maia]

Jade!! :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

Wow she's brilliant at it.

[Maia]

So close

[Locke.]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jayson]

:amazed:

[Maia]

Gold!!!!!!!!!!

[GypsyGoth]

:love:

[Legend killer]

Easily the most stupid thing i have watched in a while. You lose a point for colliding shins with each other wtf

[Maia]

I am now a big taekwondo fan

[Marc]

Aw I missed it! FGS

But yay! Winner :D

[Locke.]

Didn't think I'd ever find a sport other than football so nervewrecking

[MTVN]

Yes Jade :worship: :worship:

[Novo]

Didn't know she was from round here

[Locke.]

Medal Ceremony is coming right up I believe

[Locke.]

Here it is

[Shaun]

:love:

[Munchkins]

So we won :amazed:
AMAZING well done Jade :love:

[Locke.]

Our youngest Gold Medal Winner

[Black Dagger]

I am now a big taekwondo fan

So am I tbh.

I like these 'lesser known sports'

I'd never watch a game of football/rugby/cricket etc.

But I'll look into more taekwondo stuff.

Jade was probably my 4th favourite gold medalist for GB.

[Black Dagger]

Sarah Stevenson (Who was actually our gold medal contender) is up at 10:30am tomorrow hoping to follow in our Jade's footsteps. :pipe:

[InOne]

Well done Jade :love:

She reminds me of Laura Trott a bit

[Black Dagger]

Sarah is already out.

Fantastic =(.

She tried though, the American just owned her.

[Marc]

Aww

[Locke.]

She has got nothing on lovely Jade

[the truth]

BLINKING MARVELLOUS nice to see a north walian win gold

[Locke.]

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