Olympic Cycling Thread (8 Gold; 2 Silver; 2 Bronze)

[Black Dagger]

Trott up now in her 2nd to last race of the Omnium

Hope it's a strong showing, would love her to get Gold tonight.

[Shaun]

won it by far :idc:

[Marc]

Queen Vic

:worship:

[Marc]

Oh no both of these women are good, can both fall off pls?

[Shaun]

it's so sad that this is the end of those careers :(

[Shaun]

also I rofl at this bit before they start the actual race, where they just go around the track checking out each others' asses

[Marc]

Meares :suspect:

Relegate that bitch :idc:

[Marc]

also I rofl at this bit before they start the actual race, where they just go around the track checking out each others' asses

Should let one rip when you're just ahead of somebody.

[Black Dagger]

Laura may have to settle for silver here =(.

She's had a good set of races though.

[Black Dagger]

Just have to hope that Trott wins the 500 and Hammer comes 4th.

[Shaun]

this whole omnium nonsense is confusing
"oh we can't have just a race they have to do 8 different kinds of race"

SHUT UP LET HER WIN

[Black Dagger]

They've probably thought...

CBA with GB winning all the golds, give them something that will stop them. :bored:

[Jayson]

Vickster will be winning the gold medal in her last ever race soon

[robb]

It's all getting a tad boring now.....lottery money + home advantage = 25 golds me thinks??

[Marc]

Boring?

Don't watch if you find it boring :tongue:

This is a dominance that Briton hasn't seen in many years! It's amazing :amazed:

[Marc]

Jake and Cav having a kiss earlier.

:bored: Fags

[Shaun]

dirty homos

[InOne]

Pendleton is gonna smash Mears all the way back to OZ.

Hope Trott comes good as well, she's been brilliant

[Jayson]

I hope Pendleton gets silver because then she has a reason to keep cycling until Rio

[Marc]

Pendleton and Trott should do it together and film it and upload it online and then somebody should post it on here. Then I'll watch it

[Jayson]

Kobe getting all the bitches

[Marc]

I love this omnius

Especially the elimination race, it's so exciting! :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

I love this omnius

Especially the elimination race, it's so exciting! :amazed:

I love the elimination race... It was fabulous.

And I don't really get into sport, I think the olympics has converted me.

[Marc]

You're becoming a better person because of it

[Shaun]

have we won gold yet

[Black Dagger]

You're becoming a better person because of it

Not according to my brother lmao, I'm an annoying sports fan and should go back to being a homo.

[Marc]

Aw homos can like sports, look at Shaun he wears hot pants 24/7 and he loves sport

[Jayson]

Trott vs Hammer :amazed:

[Shaun]

GO ON TROTT YOU FIERCE BITCH <3 idk

[Shaun]

miles ahead :amazed:

[Shaun]

SHE WINS GOLD :amazed: <3

[Jayson]

SHE'S DONE IT :amazed:

[Marc]

OMG YES!!!!!

Amazing

[Black Dagger]

AMAZING... <3.

OMG, so happy for her.

Just got Pendleton/Hoy to win our other 2 golds tonight.

[Marc]

:worship:

[Novo]

2 Gold Medals and she's only 20 :worship:

[Marc]

7 Cycling Golds :worship:

[Novo]

Were not even on to BMX or Mountain Biking yet either

[Black Dagger]

I'd cry, but I'm trying to be manly.

N'aww, I think this was my favourite gold medal win actually, it's between her, Peter Wilson and Mo.

[Munchkins]

We are just perfect at cycling :love:

[Locke.]

Good old Laura Trott

[Marc]

Laura :worship:

[Jayson]

Why is Mark Cavendish on punditry :bored:

[Shaun]

she seems lovely as well.

I hope Shanaze Reade does well in the BMX, I remember watching her in Beijing and something went wrong (she fell off IIRC) :(

[Shaun]

she seems lovely as well.

I hope Shanaze Reade does well in the BMX, I remember watching her in Beijing and something went wrong (she fell off IIRC) :(

[MTVN]

Bitch making her Dad give up his cricket

[Novo]

9 Gold Medals behind USA now, dare we dream :pipe:

[Marc]

she seems lovely as well.

I hope Shanaze Reade does well in the BMX, I remember watching her in Beijing and something went wrong (she fell off IIRC) :(

Yesh :( silly tart fell off

[Marc]

Go on Vic!!

[Marc]

Shhhhhhhhitttt that was close

[Shaun]

:o Mears... did she just steal that? D:

judging by the cheer just not :suspect:

[Jayson]

Who won?

[Marc]

No no

[Jayson]

0.001 seconds difference :o

[Marc]

0.001 !! :o

[Locke.]

She wins by one thousandth of a second

[Marc]

Just let her have it you mean bugger, it's her last Olympics. Prick, you've already disqualified her once

[Jayson]

MARC STOP ECHOING ME YOU RUSSIAN DOGd

[Munchkins]

1,000 of a second
what even is this

[Marc]

Vic did come out a little and Anna just elbowed her back over.... Hmmm oh well 1-0 bitch

[Marc]

Oh FGS this doesn't look good

[Marc]

:bored: hate this man

[Jayson]

OH ffs

[Black Dagger]

Can we kill this man? :bored:

[MTVN]

Bugger

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully she doesn't let it get to her and knocks her out in these next 2 rounds.

[Marc]

I will find this man and cut his face off so slowly that he goes into shock because of the pain.

Prick

[Jayson]

Why does everyone hate Vicky :sad:

[Marc]

I will find this man and cut his face off so slowly that he goes into shock because of the pain.

Prick

[Black Dagger]

Plus this result will make her angry and she'll feel she'll have something to prove.

I hope she runs over this twats toes as well when she's won.

[Jayson]

Nice to see the British flag above the US and Aussie flags.

That is, after all, where it belongs.

[Marc]

Somebody smash Anna Meares' face in

[Jayson]

Nice to see the British flag above the US and Aussie flags.

That is, after all, where it belongs.

[Black Dagger]

Somebody smash Anna Meares' face in

Gladly.

And that awful commissioner :bored:

[Marc]

Laura should race Vic's next race

[Novo]

commissioner bellend working his magic once again i see

[Shaun]

what a stupid rule :conf2: **** the stupid "lane" ****, she won the race

[Jayson]

Come on Vicky

[Shaun]

wtf was that!?

[Jayson]

no :bawling:

[Black Dagger]

Booooooooooooooooooo.

[Marc]

Stupid australian bitch

[MTVN]

Rubbish

[Novo]

i hope commissioner bellend is happy with himself

[Shaun]

:( so stupid, such a disgrace

[Black Dagger]

I hope somebody steals her Gold medal and throws it in a Lake.

*******.

[Marc]

Robbed.

[Shaun]

It's not fair to hate on Meares :conf2: she won the 2nd race fair and square

[MTVN]

Got destroyed in the second one tbf

[Braden]

Victoria needs to beat the **** out of that bitch.

[Jayson]

It's the bastard that took that first win away from her that's to blame

[Locke.]

Anna was just far too good in the end

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ys63f3hT1qacyk6o1_500.jpg

[Marc]

It's not fair to hate on Meares :conf2: she won the 2nd race fair and square

Shut up, I'll hurt you too

[Marc]

It was totally unfair and that bitch cheated with drugs and weapons

[Jayson]

Is Hoy retiring now?

I've jumped the gun and changed the title

[Jayson]

Is Hoy retiring now?

I've jumped the gun and changed the title

[Shaun]

CHRIS :worship:

[Shaun]

greatest Olympian ever

[Marc]

:worship:

Amazing

[MTVN]

Hooray

[Marc]

K I think the sports personality of the year has been determined

[Jayson]

Wasn't really in doubt

[Black Dagger]

Well done Chris <3.

Just amazing.

I think 3 gold medals today has done us nicely. <3

[Jayson]

Obviously Hoy didn't have the courtesy to tell us whether or not he's retiring so he doesn't get to be in the title of the thread :hmph:

[Marc]

:worship:

[Munchkins]

Chris hoy is an absolute legend

[Jayson]

That main commentator from the Cycling needs to make a move to Premier League football tbh

Icon <3

[Shaun]

awww he's crying :lovedup:

[Black Dagger]

Just on my way to London to give him a cuddle.

[Jords]

We love you Chris :love:

[Black Dagger]

It's a shame that both him and Victoria are retiring.

But we have strong cyclists who can still secure medals in 2016 in Rio, we're left in safe hands.

[Novo]

Didn't Cavendish say he's considering track cycling for Rio.. i don't know if that's good news or bad news with his Olympic record

[Shaun]

Yeah I think he said he'll go for it

[brisbanebroncos]

Woooooo Go Super Anna, beat a legend in Victoria Pendleton and proves shes the best in the world and shoves it up the disgusting British media who villainies her because shes not Pendleton.

[Novo]

Woooooo Go Super Anna, beat a legend in Victoria Pendleton and proves shes the best in the world and shoves it up the disgusting British media who villainies her because shes not Pendleton.

She's about the only Australian athlete who's had a good Olympics, how's it looking down under in the medal table? :pipe:

[Marc]

Victoria :bawling: It's just such a shame

[Marc]

Woooooo Go Super Anna, beat a legend in Victoria Pendleton and proves shes the best in the world and shoves it up the disgusting British media who villainies her because shes not Pendleton.

We don't villianise her, we hate the commissioner dickhead who relegated Victoria :pipe:

[brisbanebroncos]

hmmm just had a read through this thread and some of you guys ought to be ashamed. saying **** like "someone should throw her medal in a lake" and calling anna a ****. This lady has worked as hard as anyone, probably harder, considering she broke her neck 5 years ago.

[brisbanebroncos]

We don't villianise her, we hate the commissioner dickhead who relegated Victoria :pipe:

It was a fair call, you cant go over the red line.

[brisbanebroncos]

She's about the only Australian athlete who's had a good Olympics, how's it looking down under in the medal table? :pipe:

Not very good at all, but things are looking up with the Meares win and Sally Pearson racing tonight!

[Novo]

Do you want to loan one of our lovely 22 gold medals? :pipe:

[brisbanebroncos]

Do you want to loan one of our lovely 22 gold medals? :pipe:

No thanks, I'm proud of the ones we have and I congratulate GB on the Medals you guys have won. Its been an extraordinary games for you guys.

[Black Dagger]

hmmm just had a read through this thread and some of you guys ought to be ashamed. saying **** like "someone should throw her medal in a lake" and calling anna a ****. This lady has worked as hard as anyone, probably harder, considering she broke her neck 5 years ago.

Did you really think I was serious when I said somebody should throw her medal in a lake?

:rolleyes:

[InOne]

Mears is known for being a bully and knew how to rattle Pendleton, unfortunately the disqualification shook her and it's what Mears wanted. Mears did great in the second race though, can't deny that.

[MTVN]

Should get the bmx on, our guy is leading in the time trial so far

[MTVN]

Oh hang on he's not anymore, must be 2nd then :suspect:

[Marc]

Our girl?

[MTVN]

Our girl?

No you bloody fool I said our guy

[MTVN]

Ok he isn't even top 2 anymore

[Marc]

It's just the first round though, theres a semi final and a final to come

[Marc]

:amazed: Wow the BMX'ing is amazing to watch

[MTVN]

No this is for the medals

[Black Dagger]

True, but don't only 8 go through after this?

Both could still flop.

[Marc]

No this is for the medals

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3ucX63Tsfq4/Tpb4NwNhBYI/AAAAAAAAAuM/hAmSxHBinXc/s1600/blah+puppy.jpg

Oooh.

[Marc]

It's not for the medals?

It's the seeding race..

[Marc]

No you bloody fool I said our guy

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7kjmlQ1r1qbq9ebo1_400.gif

[MTVN]

:idc:

[Marc]

The men's and women's events at London 2012 both start with a seeding phase: each rider runs the track once to determine the seedings, which ensures that the fastest riders don’t meet before the final.

The women progress straight to the semi-finals and the men’s event continues with the quarter-finals, which are held over five runs, with points for places on each run. After three runs, the best two riders from each quarter-final progress to the semi-finals. The remaining riders compete in the final two quarter-final runs and the best two from each quarter-final also progress to the semi-finals.

From here, the semi-finals in both the men’s and women’s events follow a three-run format. The top four riders from each semi-final advance to the final, where the medals are decided over one run.

:hmph:

[Marc]

Ooooh the Latvian guy went

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[MTVN]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3ucX63Tsfq4/Tpb4NwNhBYI/AAAAAAAAAuM/hAmSxHBinXc/s1600/blah+puppy.jpg

[Marc]

And the commentator was making weird noises :suspect:

[Marc]

That dog should be an emoticon tbh

[MTVN]

The crashes are the most exciting bit

[Marc]

Not when it's our guys or girls :joker:

[Marc]

BMX aussie guy just went down

[Marc]

Liam's on :amazed:

[Marc]

He came 2nd :amazed: I have no idea what this means

[MTVN]

2nd, that's good I think :suspect:

[MTVN]

That crash :o

[Marc]

:shocked: everybody but one guy crashed, a massive pile up!

[Marc]

More crashes

[Marc]

Lol Kirkham just casually riding his bike over the other guy from Colombia

[Marc]

'absolute carnage' is two words, Helen.

[MTVN]

What a great sport

[Marc]

What a great sport

My new favourite

[Black Dagger]

It's good if he remains 2nd.

Then he'll make the semi finals. :amazed:

[Marc]

So there are five races in each quarter final line up and the best scoters go through... How many will be in the final do ya think

[Black Dagger]

Oh and Liam 2nd again.

[Marc]

Shaneze Reade doing really well at the moment, after 2/3 races in her semi final; came 2nd and 1st and currently first in her group, second overall

Liam Phillips doing well too, 2/3 race in his semifinal and he came 2nd in the first and 3rd in his second. Third in his group at the moment

[Black Dagger]

Shanaze & Liam doing tremendously well.

I do think Liam had such a good run yesterday because most were falling, but his last race was very good.

[Marc]

Man this BMXing is amazing!

[Marc]

Moving the BMX talk into here :hugesmile:

[Marc]

Hopefully just amnaged to move all pre existing BMX talk to this thread :love:

[Marc]

Shanaze is through to the final! :)

[Black Dagger]

I think Liam can finish in the top 4 in this last race and he's also in the final. :amazed:

He wasn't even supposed to be a threat, he was 8th favourite to win earlier when I checked, but if he stays consistent then I'd say he has potential for a bronze.

[Marc]

I thiiiiink Liam has qualified to the final

[Black Dagger]

I believe 9 points should be enough to get into the final?

[Marc]

Woohoo I think he'll qualify..

[Marc]

Ah crap another heat..

[Marc]

Wait he has qualified its 4 per semi final

[Black Dagger]

Hopefully in the final they all crash and he gets a medal :amazed:

[Black Dagger]

Yeah, he's fit as ****..

A medal needs to be around his neck.

[Jayson]

eek

[Jayson]

Shenaze you disgrace

[Black Dagger]

How bitterly annoying.

Come on Liam... get a medal to make up for poor Shaz.

[Marc]

What happened? I turned over LOL

[Black Dagger]

She finished 5th. lool

Liam hopefully showing her how it's done now... but knowing his look he'll be out of medals as well... but I remain optimistic.

[Marc]

Sixth!?

Ugh

[Marc]

Pls come in top 3

[Marc]

Eeeeeee

[Marc]

You'd think they'd make the final BMX track like epic! Like rainbow road on mario kart epic

[Marc]

Phillips is down! :(

[Marc]

Well that was not worth any of my time...

[Black Dagger]

OH WHICH WANKER KNOCKED HIM DOWN. :bored:

He was going to be a bronze then.

[Marc]

:laugh2: what a mess

[Marc]

Liam fell to like 6th before being knocked off HAHA what a mess

[Black Dagger]

Urgh... but least we're winning at the Hockey ha2... bronze medal there.

[Marc]

Such a random sport, it's hard to determine who's actually the best because the next race could turn our totally different. They need longer races

[Marc]

-sits with Lucas and laughs politely at Liam and Shanaze whilst sipping Pina Colada's -

[Black Dagger]

It's just silly

Both Liam and Shanaze were consistent for the past 2 days, then lose a medal just on one race...

[Black Dagger]

-sits with Lucas and laughs politely at Liam and Shanaze whilst sipping Pina Colada's -

-Laughs with Marc-

Oh it went 3-0 in the girls Hockey. Nice shiny bronze to go with our two silvers for today.