Shopping Task for this week (Rule Break)

[SoberLikeGizmo]

11.11am: Luke A, Luke S and Adam are in the Diary Room receiving instructions. ‪#bbuklive‬

[SoberLikeGizmo]

11.28am: Adam, Luke S and Luke A have emerged dressed as traffic wardens, announcing the brand new Rules Are For Fools task.

[Jords]

Hope Adam gives ****loads to Caroline and Shiv :joker:

[SoberLikeGizmo]

This week, Big Brother wants to teach our housemates the importance of obeying the rules. Not just any old rules, mind you. Big Brother's seen fit to introduce some new House rules to see how the housemates cope.

Three of the gang will be made wardens and their task will see them monitoring whether or not their fellow housemates break these new House rules and whether or not the task is passed or failed will depend on the decisions of the Wardens.

They'll be asked to keep an eye out for and correctly identify all rule-breaks over the next two days. To add to their woes, the wardens will incur fails if they don't spot rule breaks or if they dish out their penalty tickets unfairly. If any single housemate is issued with two tickets, they'll be sent to the punishment area to think long and hard about what they've done.

The number of fails that the wardens are allowed to incur will be kept inside an envelope in a glass case and, come the end of the task, it'll be broken open to reveal the result.

As ever, Big Brother will be watching and will reveal how many fails have been incurred at the end of the task.

If it seems a little harsh, remember: we don't make the rules. Big Brother does (and you know what he's like sometimes).

[SoberLikeGizmo]

11.36am: As per the new rules, smokers are made to dress as cigarettes and bounce on a trampoline while puffing. We're not joking. ‪#bbuklive‬

LMFAO

[SoberLikeGizmo]

11.43am: As per the rules, Becky is in rubber ring, goggles and arm-bands as she floats around the pool. Safety first! ‪#bbuklive‬

[Jords]

Would be good if a HM gets a certain amount of tickets they are put up for eviction straight away. Would keep tension high and the HMs would get very pissy at the warden if it happens to them!

[SoberLikeGizmo]

It sounds difficult because friendships might cloud judgement, e,g Conor and Caroline always talk nominations so Luke S might not warn them, or Lauren as a heavy smoker might do something wrong and Luke A and Adam will not do anything

[SoberLikeGizmo]

11.57am: Becky - the Floater - obeys the rules as she bobs in the pool

https://p.twimg.com/AxhI00iCMAAyalR.jpg

[HBB1508]

This sounds like it could start some arguments - as if we haven't had enough already LOL

[SoberLikeGizmo]

12.01pm: Reprimanded for rule-breaking, Conor and Caroline are currently painting lumps of coal white.

https://p.twimg.com/AxhJzBMCQAAGzEL.jpg

[Gillian-73]

Love it! This should be a good un'

[SoberLikeGizmo]

12.07pm: Warden Luke S is already losing patience with Conor and Caroline over rule-breaking. This doesn't bode well.

[SoberLikeGizmo]

12.11am: The rules dictate that Ashleigh has to dress properly for a smoke.

https://p.twimg.com/AxhL6MpCQAApGhg.jpg

[SoberLikeGizmo]

12.35pm: A relieved Caz & Connor have been excused from coal painting duty. They say they'll behave from now on. We'll see

12.40pm: Becky is struggling to butter her toast in her task safety suit. Frustrated would be the correct description

[SoberLikeGizmo]

12.56pm: The novelty of the new task may be wearing off, judging by Shievonne's face as she decontaminates for the third time.

[SoberLikeGizmo]

1.11pm: Having roly polied to the Diary Room (as per the rules), Deana's waiting patiently for the door to open.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

12.07pm: Warden Luke S is already losing patience with Conor and Caroline over rule-breaking. This doesn't bode well.

Naughty Conor and Caroline! :joker:

[SoberLikeGizmo]

1.22pm: Housemates are eating lunch and, as the rules dictate, are wearing appropriate, fluorescent protective clothing

[SoberLikeGizmo]

1.30pm: Adam sits in silent contemplation, with his warden's megaphone stuck to his lips. ‪#bbuklive‬

[Marc]

Hope Adam gives ****loads to Caroline and Shiv :joker:

:joker: Me too

[Marc]

1.11pm: Having roly polied to the Diary Room (as per the rules), Deana's waiting patiently for the door to open.

Hahaha I hope they get them all to look like fools

[SoberLikeGizmo]

1.44pm: Luke A and Caroline are in the Diary Room, looking slightly disturbed by what Big Brother's telling them.

:o

[SoberLikeGizmo]

1.48pm: Conor's chuckling to himself on the sofa - he can hear Caroline's Diary Room squeals even at that distance.

[SoberLikeGizmo]

2.00pm: Caroline emerges from the Diary Room looking broken. Conor sensitively whoops at the hilarity. ‪#bbuklive‬

Pour pigs blood on her I say

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

This sounds like a good fun task, but I bet there going to be loads of arguments, I also think the wardens won't give there friends punishments, so ithink there a fair chance this will be failed.

[SoberLikeGizmo]

2.11pm: Another rule-break from Conor (toast-based) and he turns the air blue with frustration. ‪#bbuklive‬

[SoberLikeGizmo]

This sounds like a good fun task, but I bet there going to be loads of arguments, I also think the wardens won't give there friends punishments, so ithink there a fair chance this will be failed.

It looks like Luke S is sticking to the rules as he has punished Conor and Caroline

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

2.11pm: Another rule-break from Conor (toast-based) and he turns the air blue with frustration. ‪#bbuklive‬

Ha Ha Ha! This is way i like Conor! He's never boring for sure! :joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

It looks like Luke S is sticking to the rules as he has punished Conor and Caroline

Conor reaction is so funny! :laugh3:

[SoberLikeGizmo]

2.30pm: Most HMs are sunbathing or resting but Luke S is wandering with clipboard and megaphone. He's keen.

[SoberLikeGizmo]

Good old Luke S

[Adamw92]

1.11pm: Having roly polied to the Diary Room (as per the rules), Deana's waiting patiently for the door to open.

:joker: :joker: can't wait to see this

[SoberLikeGizmo]

:joker: :joker: can't wait to see this

Picture Becky doing it :o

[Black Dagger]

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LMAO at him taking so long just to stick bread in the toaster.

[SoberLikeGizmo]

I saw that with Scott, I was laughing my head off.

[*mazedsalv**]

Big Brother asks one warden to accompany one housemate to the diary room. Inside the diary room they find a sign saying ‘do not ask questions’ and ‘obey Big Brother’. On the table in front of the chair there are three mystery boxes. The boxes each contain a missing microphone battery which Big Brother would like the Housemate to find. The boxes contain:
· Dried insects/bugs, holly leaves and spider webbing
· Tinned Lychees, Stinky Tofu and Slime
· Chicken Feet and Slime

If housemates ask any questions in the diary room or refuse to do as Big Brother says they will be given a ticket by the warden.

Housemates must not say yes or no in the Diary Room

Big Brother asks one warden to accompany one housemate to the diary room. Inside the diary room they will find a sign saying ‘do not say yes or no’ and ‘do not repeat yourself’.

Big Brother then bombards the housemate with questions that are tricky to not say yes or no to, e.g.:

Are you enjoying this task?

Would you like to be evicted?

Do you wish you were a warden?

What is the opposite of Yes?

Did you just say no?

Shievonne Sandwich board

Shievonne is called to the diary room and given a sandwich board to wear which says:

“I must not talk with my hands”

Employee of the week

As an added incentive to hand out tickets and punish the housemates, the wardens are offered the chance to win the ‘Employee of the Week’ award. The warden who hands out the most tickets on day one will get their photo in a special frame, and receive a £30 shopping voucher to spend on whatever they want.

Love the sound of that :laugh:

[SoberLikeGizmo]

3.49pm: Smoker Sara's being eased into her smoking jacket before she sets foot on the trampoline. Addiction knows no humiliation. ‪#bbuklive‬

4.00pm: Luke S is on the phone to BB, reporting on rule-breakers. He says Deana and Caroline are naughtiest. ‪#bbuklive‬ ‪#rulesareforfools‬

[Indy]

Employee of the week

As an added incentive to hand out tickets and punish the housemates, the wardens are offered the chance to win the ‘Employee of the Week’ award. The warden who hands out the most tickets on day one will get their photo in a special frame, and receive a £30 shopping voucher to spend on whatever they want.

Love the sound of that :laugh:

Protein powder runs about 30, doesn't it? Luke S is going to be all over everyone to get that.

[jyunga]

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