Clam eating salt

[King Gizzard]

D: Weird

Don't think I've ever seen the contents of a clam before

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[lostalex]

And you said i was crazy for thinking Armadillo videos are cute??? lol

[lostalex]

Poor little fella is probably just trying to find salt water, he's drying up and dying on that table. I feel bad for him. :(

[Smithy]

wtf ew D;

[King Gizzard]

And you said i was crazy for thinking Armadillo videos are cute??? lol

I don't find clams cute, I'm actually a bit grossed out by it :suspect:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Is that it's tongue or the the actual creature?

[Marc]

EURGH that's so weird

[Marc]

But fascinating

[Marc]

Imagine putting some salt on your shaft and having it go at you.

Wonderful

[Smithy]

ew marc wtf, ik you're ginger but it can't be so hard to pull that you have to think about giving the clam a go

[Vicky.]

Imagine putting some salt on your shaft and having it go at you.

Wonderful

Just :bored:

[Shaun]

roflmao marc

that's... pleasant

[lostalex]

Is that it's tongue or the the actual creature?

both.

[Marc]

ew marc wtf, ik you're ginger but it can't be so hard to pull that you have to think about giving the clam a go

I'll give your mum's clam a go in a bit xoxox

[Saph]

I want one :shocked:

[Mrluvaluva]

Quite interesting. I wonder how much that was time lapsed by?

[Jordan.]

That clam has a heart attack waiting to happen.

[King Gizzard]

Don't think it's been time lapsed at all, that's the weird part

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Imagine putting some salt on your shaft and having it go at you.

Wonderful

0oggg vbh ogh my shgogd :joker:

[Smithy]

I keep misreading the title for something filthy

[GypsyGoth]

I keep misreading the title for something filthy

Clam porn :laugh:

[Ninastar]

you two would know

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

smithys search history: 'do they sell live clams in tesco? '

[lostalex]

on the video it says that it's a foot, not a tongue. It's trying to run away, not eat salt. It probably knows it's gonna die so it was making one last attempt to save itself.

[Ninastar]

on the video it says that it's a foot, not a tongue. It's trying to run away, not eat salt. It probably knows it's gonna die so it was making one last attempt to save itself.

yeah people were saying on the YT comments that the salt was probably killing it and it was suffering a long horrible death

kinda heartbreaking

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omfg D:

thats awful

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

although i did used to pour salt on slugs for my own amusement so i cant really comment

[Smithy]

it's a ****ing clam, it's not a puppy get over yourselves :nono:

[Ninastar]

just imagine it's poor clam babies crying as they watch

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

it's a ****ing clam, it's not a puppy get over yourselves :nono:

this tbh :idc:

deserves to die for being ugly

[lostalex]

Remember the episode of spongebob when he and patrick upset the clam? poor clammy :(

[Ninastar]

Remember the episode of spongebob when he and patrick upset the clam? poor clammy :(

yes lmao that's why it's making me sad

[Smithy]

spongebob is disgusting, he is a sponge that lives in bikini bottom, so children are watching a tv show about a tampon, and this woman has (mr) crabs and sandy cheeks :nono:

[Ninastar]

since when were tampons sponges?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cartoon clams are cute BUT ANYTHING IS CUTE IN CARTOON FORMAT

like cartoon hitler would probably be cute

[Smithy]

1843

omg even

Alternatives to tampons include menstrual cups, pads, and sea sponges. However, sea sponges are technically no longer allowed to be sold as menstrual aids.[citation needed] A 1980 study by the University of Iowa found commercially sold sea sponges to contain sand, grit, and bacteria; therefore, sea sponges could also potentially cause toxic shock syndrome.

[Ninastar]

why do i find that funny?

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why would you use a sponge as a tampon fgs

[Shaun]

although i did used to pour salt on slugs for my own amusement so i cant really comment

I made a thread about that once and I got so much hate :idc:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

THEY ARE HORRIBLE AND THEY DESTROY ALL THE LOVELY PLANTS IN THE GARDEN

and we have to kill them coz my dog is so ****ing fat she would probably mistake a slug for a sausage and try to eat it and end up dead or something

[Smithy]

why do i find that funny?

idk, but it's really sad that it's gone 1am and Im on the tampons wiki page

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wait for me im coming

[lostalex]

i like spongebob, but i like gary better.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

oh my god that just reminded me like years and years ago my friend who hated this girl on her street got one of these

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Sanitary_towel.jpg

and smeared strawberry jam all over it and stuck it on her wall and it was there for like 3 weeks

[lostalex]

that behavior is unbecomming of a lady.

[Mystic Mock]

The Clam is a sham.

[Josy]

WTF did I just watch/read

[Mystic Mock]

WTF did I just watch/read

I think the Clam was masturbating.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this was just on my dash THATS SPOOKY COZ the same time as this thread and stuff idk http://mcsingle.tumblr.com/post/27073593101

[Niall]

I am laughing at this video so much what is wrong with me omg