I got married!

[Joe.]

Hey, didn't really say anything because I knew you'd all hate on me and assume i'm lying but yeah last Saturday I got married in a pretty loew key ceremony in the afternoon :D

[Jords]

Pic?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Pictures so we can celebrate with you.

[Joe.]

As if I'm going to put a pic on here have some sense after the whole Stacey debacle.

[Saph]

Congratulations :love:

[Jords]

As if I'm going to put a pic on here have some sense after the whole Stacey debacle.

oh

[Doogle]

Stacey is too busy bumming Conor on Twitter to worry about this anymore

[Locke.]

I believe you. Congratulations.

[InOne]

As if I'm going to put a pic on here have some sense after the whole Stacey debacle.

Stacey has turned over a new leaf :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

so happy for you both :love:

[Jordan.]

At what point did you fit your wedding in between posting in the~ Princess Sara Fanclub ~ last saturday?

[Marc]

Congratulations. Enjoy Bali

[MeMyselfAndI]

At what point did you fit your wedding in between posting in the~ Princess Sara Fanclub ~ last saturday?

He was posting down the aisle on his phone

[Doogle]

At what point did you fit your wedding in between posting in the~ Princess Sara Fanclub ~ last saturday?

He was posting down the aile on his phone

rofl beat me to it

[GypsyGoth]

Congratz and I can't speak for anyone but myself however I'm pretty sure not one person hates you here.

[Josy]

Commiserations :idc:









Only joking Joe, Congrats :hug:

[Shaun]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/330/832/9c6.gif

[MTVN]

Fantastic news

[Raph]

Congratulations then dude! Does your wife hate Rachel Rice then? That would so explain the sudden dramatic change of thought about her! :tongue:

[King Gizzard]

lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Enjoy Bali

:joker::joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can you see a pic of you in your suit

[Doogle]

Make your wife sign up to TiBB

[Iceman]

Guys, can we please stay on the topic of Joe's alleged wedding.

[Joe.]

Congratulations then dude! Does your wife hate Rachel Rice then? That would so explain the sudden dramatic change of thought about her! :tongue:

Oh shutup- SO ANNOYING- Rachel Rice was boring- get over it.

[Joe.]

Guys, can we please stay on the topic of Joe's alleged wedding.

Alleged?
Right- I've clearly had enough.

[Me. I Am Salman]

Oh shutup- SO ANNOYING- Rachel Rice was boring- get over it.

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

can we not let Rachel Rice ruin another happy day ffs

[Iceman]

Alleged?
Right- I've clearly had enough.

Clearly.

[Joe.]

I have of people doubting it- think what you want tbh- why would I lie- stupid.

[Doogle]

can we not let Rachel Rice ruin another happy day ffs

pmsl

[Iceman]

I dunno, let's question you for hours and see if you slip up. I'll go first.

When did your exams finish?

What did you have to do to get married?

Did you meet the Stig? :suspect:

[Marsh.]

I have of people doubting it- think what you want tbh- why would I lie- stupid.

Then, erm, don't make a thread on it?

Congratulations anyways. Have you moved in together yet?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can we not let Rachel Rice ruin another happy day ffs

omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Black Dagger]

Least Rachel Rice actually got married :idc:

[Iceman]

Then, erm, don't make a thread on it?

has to be like 4 threads now....

[MeMyselfAndI]

I think on your wedding day the most pressing matter wouldn't be to post in Saras fanclub on a big brother forum.

[Joe.]

Least Rachel Rice actually got married :idc:

http://oi48.tinypic.com/vsnj4l.jpg

[Jarrod]

Congratulations..


Are you over 18? :suspect: Don't you need parents permission if your under the age of 18? :suspect:

[Raph]

can we not let Rachel Rice ruin another happy day ffs

:laugh2:

Least Rachel Rice actually got married :idc:

Ahahaha aw but I really don't understand how you can go from having someone be your favorite housemate ever, to absolutely hating them and calling them 'boring'. Can you not tell me what made you change your mind? I mean your username was RachelRiceFan10.0 afterall and you did PM me back in the day asking for Rachel's autograph :')

[Vicky.]

i wanna see the cake!

(have a thing about wedding cakes plus i doubt anyone would steal a pic of a cake :laugh: )

[Iceman]

:laugh2:



Ahahaha aw but I really don't understand how you can go from having someone be your favorite housemate ever, to absolutely hating them and calling them 'boring'. Can you not tell me what made you change your mind? I mean your username was RachelRiceFan10.0 afterall and you did PM me back in the day asking for Rachel's autograph :')

If he's not gonna reply on your wall id just leave it.....

[MeMyselfAndI]

Good thinking Vicky

[Raph]

If he's not gonna reply on your wall id just leave it.....

Yeah I suppose you're right. I'll do so :) Yeah sorry man, I mean if this is real, 100% congratulations dude, I hope it all goes really well.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Raph I said the same 2 weeks ago, the sudden change doesn't make sense..
But If someone wants to fit into the majority, sometimes opinions change

[MeMyselfAndI]

Raph I said the same 2 weeks ago, the sudden change doesn't make sense..
But If someone wants to fit into the majority, sometimes opinions change

[Raph]

Raph I said the same 2 weeks ago, the sudden change doesn't make sense..
But If someone wants to fit into the majority, sometimes opinions change

Yeah I guess it's that end of the day. You speak a lot of sense MM&I :D

[Joe.]

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2rqzqqh.jpg

[Saph]

BGC :love:

[Iceman]

Also who spends 5 hours on a forum on their wedding night. :crazy:

[Doogle]

When's the honeymoon?

[Jarrod]

Also who spends 5 hours on a forum on their wedding night. :crazy:

:laugh2:

[Z]

I really enjoy that two of TiBB's biggest fakers are trying to call someone else out on their bull****.

Congratulations Joe, I hope you had a lovely day.

And if you didn't really get married, then I still hope you had a lovely day, because I'm super nice.

[Joe.]

Thanks Zee :D and who are 'two of tibb's biggest fakers?'

[Vicky.]

Zee:joker:

[Marc]

Who are fake Zee

[Jarrod]

Yes Zee, who are these fakers.

[reece(:]

My first marriage involved two hula hoops at the bottom of the school yard:cheer2:
Congratulations on yours. :cheer:

[Emilyissocoollike]

i swear to god, you tired to flirt with me like 2 years ago, and i thought you was like 14, idk.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

he was

[Iceman]

i swear to god, you tired to flirt with me like 2 years ago, and i thought you was like 14, idk.

Twilight?

[Emilyissocoollike]

Twilight?

indeed.

[Jack_]

Also who spends 5 hours on a forum on their wedding night. :crazy:

Yeah, surely you'd have...other things...to be doing.

[Iceman]

Yeah, surely you'd have...other things...to be doing.

and the night before you wouldnt be on until past midnight....

[Shaun]

does she know that kaya scodelario > her?

[Jords]

omgz Twi

[Ramsay]

well this a shocking development

[Emilyissocoollike]

omgz Twi

hey bbz

[Z]

I've got 2/1 odds on Twitty turning out to be the bride and this all being a publicity stunt for her new 3D movie out in cinemas now

[Iceman]

well this a shocking development

better than RAW1000 :idc:

[Emilyissocoollike]

I've got 2/1 odds on Twitty turning out to be the bride and this all being a publicity stunt for her new 3D movie out in cinemas now

omg no

[InOne]

Not even locked yet? Joe. is losing his touch.

[Marsh.]

So, where do you plan to go from here Joe?

You both going to live with your parents or hers?

[Niall]

This thread sweet Jesus

http://i1021.photobucket.com/albums/af335/PhotoNiall/tumblr_m5spp1JzBh1qh4k47.gif

[Jords]

Just 1 pic would shut up everybody, I dont get it I really dont.

[Tom4784]

I wish I knew about this earlier, I was looking for an excuse to buy a new hat.

[Harry!]

Did you have an after party? What was it like? Theme etc?

[bbfan1991]

Oh really?

[Glenn.]

If it makes it easier Joe...

I don't believe you :shrug:

[Vanessa]

Hey, didn't really say anything because I knew you'd all hate on me and assume i'm lying but yeah last Saturday I got married in a pretty loew key ceremony in the afternoon :D

Congrats, Joe! :amazed::pipe:

[Maia]

Congrats Joe!

And OMG Twilight :amazed:

[Sam:)]

http://i.imgur.com/LRq7bl.jpg
Joe you posted at 4 different points during Saturday? So your either so sad you went on TiBB 4 separate times during your wedding day, or your sad enough to make this up...

[arista]

http://i.imgur.com/LRq7bl.jpg
Joe you posted at 4 different points during Saturday? So your either so sad you went on TiBB 4 separate times during your wedding day, or your sad enough to make this up...

Suspect

[Marsh.]

Congrats, Joe! :amazed::pipe:

If you say "gullible" really slowly it starts to sound like "cheese". :thumbs:

[Smithy]

omg I nearly peed from laughing at this thread

[Iceman]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23703220.jpg

[Glenn.]

-imagines Joe photo shopping his face onto a picture of a groom at his wedding-

[Shaun]

thought it was Eoin and Vicky personally

[InOne]

Just 1 pic would shut up everybody, I dont get it I really dont.

This.

One pic would blow us all out the water :pipe:

[Sam:)]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23703220.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/bekkiglittz/GIFs/Asian/39dc8d25.gif

[Glenn.]

I find it hilarious that Joe thought we would believe him :joker:

[Sam:)]

I find it hilarious that Joe thought we would believe him :joker:

I find it hillarious he keeps going with this... Unless his wedding was so bad that he went on TiBB

[Glenn.]

I think the sad truth is, Joe didn't get married and thought he would be able to hoodwink people on here. His plan has failed miserably, like Joe McElderry's career. Maybe its a curse that affects people called Joe:shrug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Well done, Mate :D

[Jayson]

Sorry to bring a thread that was last posted in 4 days ago back up, but lololololol

[Doogle]

Wonder if they divorced yet.

[Jayson]

Me and my bride have been rowing a lot and now we're getting a divorce. I'm really upset... the bitch is gonna take half of my Doctor Who action figures :(

[Smithy]

omg spoiler alert some of us wanted to know how it was going to pan out jason :mad:

[Jayson]

I'm sorry Smithy, I'm sure the writing staff have alternate endings there if they need them, though

[Ninastar]

i can confirm this wedding did happen

-Joe's baby

[Ninastar]

i can confirm this wedding did happen

-Joe's baby

[Doogle]

i can confirm this wedding did happen

-Joe's baby

Aren't you married to Shaun :suspect:

[Marc]

Ew Shaun

[Smithy]

She was a lesbian 3 weeks ago, she clearly doesn't know if she's coming or going, ignore her, ****ing sket mess

[Jayson]

omg the sequel has been announced guys

Joe.: So I Married my Long Lost Sister

[Ninastar]

Aren't you married to Shaun :suspect:

i just got over this

thanks for bringing it up ffs you ****ing tool

[Shaun]

-walks past caitlin with a sly nod-

[Doogle]

i just got over this

thanks for bringing it up ffs you ****ing tool

:mad:

ffs that didn't last long can I have my wedding gift back then

[Joe.]

Going on honeymoon on August 4th :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

where

[Joe.]

We're going to a place in Wales, it's a bit low-budget though.

[Doogle]

Are you going to tape the BB final?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

romantic

[Joe.]

Doogle- not sure when the final is?

[GypsyGoth]

Did you get her preg?

[Jayson]

How long are going to be there for?

[Raph]

Aw exciting, Joe! Where is the honeymoon going to be? :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

wales he just ****ing said

[Shaun]

Are you going skydiving with Zoe and Sarah from Hollyoaks

[Jayson]

Have you made sure that she wont be on the blob whilst you're there?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:sad:

[Patrick]

can we not let Rachel Rice ruin another happy day ffs

:joker::joker::joker:

-imagines Joe photo shopping his face onto a picture of a groom at his wedding-

*Remembers the time Joe photoshopped my face onto a picture of the Sugababes*

[MeMyselfAndI]

Are you going skydiving with Zoe and Sarah from Hollyoaks

If so, their marriage won't last long.

[Ninastar]

Have you made sure that she wont be on the blob whilst you're there?

omfg

hahahaha

[Shaun]

*Remembers the time Joe photoshopped my face onto a picture of the Sugababes*

that's a rite of passage on TiBB tbf

[Jordan.]

We're going to a place in Wales, it's a bit low-budget though.

Well it would be on a pocket money allowance

http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z341/jordannn__/Cher%20Lloyd%20GIF/2rgoysijpg.gif

[Joe.]

Did you get her preg?

No comment.

How long are going to be there for?

3 or 4 days :D

Are you going skydiving with Zoe and Sarah from Hollyoaks

That's not funny, is that the scene where one of them died, if so I find this extremely upsetting and offensive and I am debating whether or not to report you.

Have you made sure that she wont be on the blob whilst you're there?

By the blob do you mean period?

:joker::joker::joker:



*Remembers the time Joe photoshopped my face onto a picture of the Sugababes*


Ah GOOD TIMES BUDDY :xyxwave:

[Jayson]

How are you going to get there? will your parents give you a lift?

[Raph]

We're going to a place in Wales, it's a bit low-budget though.

Aw man, that's so exciting! Where a bouts are you going in Wales? You're going to love it, Wales is beautiful - especially up north in the valleys, the scenery is amazing. Plus the people are lovely everywhere - great choice of honeymoon, Joe :)

wales he just ****ing said

Sorry, I didn't see it :p

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Well it would be on a pocket money allowance

http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/z341/jordannn__/Cher%20Lloyd%20GIF/2rgoysijpg.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jarrod]

Wales? :idc: Who says i want you in my amazing county? As long as it's not North West :idc:




:laugh:

[Joe.]

Aw man, that's so exciting! Where a bouts are you going in Wales? You're going to love it, Wales is beautiful - especially up north in the valleys, the scenery is amazing. Plus the people are lovely everywhere - great choice of honeymoon, Joe :)

:

Sorry, I didn't see it :p

I know lol I live in Cardiff :hugesmile:

[InOne]

Wales is depressingly boring.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sheep shagging freaks

[Jarrod]

Wales is depressingly boring.

:shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

thats wales right or am i getting it mixed up with somewhere else

[Jarrod]

sheep shagging freaks

You really are a vile creature.

[InOne]

New Zealand and Wales

[Ninastar]

No comment.



omfg

i can babysit if you need xox

[Raph]

I know lol I live in Cardiff :hugesmile:

No way, aw dude Cardiff is my favorite city in the world - I used to live there too, well in Cwmbran which is quite near to Cardiff. I was in Cardiff earlier this summer too, such a great city. I had no idea you lived there, very jealous! :blush: Where abouts in Wales is your honeymoon going to be, or do you plan on staying in Cardiff for it? You guys should go to the natural history museum and the massive slide thing at the bay :) I love Cardiff :D

Wales is depressingly boring.

sheep shagging freaks

:bored: to both of you. Wales is the greatest country in the world. :love:

[Jarrod]

No way, aw dude Cardiff is my favorite city in the world - I used to live there too, well in Cwmbran which is quite near to Cardiff. I was in Cardiff earlier this summer too, such a great city. I had no idea you lived there, very jealous! :blush: Where abouts in Wales is your honeymoon going to be, or do you plan on staying in Cardiff for it? You guys should go to the natural history museum and the massive slide thing at the bay :) I love Cardiff :D





:bored: to both of you. Wales is the greatest country in the world. :love:
:worship:

[InOne]

No way, aw dude Cardiff is my favorite city in the world - I used to live there too, well in Cwmbran which is quite near to Cardiff. I was in Cardiff earlier this summer too, such a great city. I had no idea you lived there, very jealous! :blush: Where abouts in Wales is your honeymoon going to be, or do you plan on staying in Cardiff for it? You guys should go to the natural history museum and the massive slide thing at the bay :) I love Cardiff :D





:bored: to both of you. Wales is the greatest country in the world. :love:

Don't start with all this again :bored: It's clearly not the greatest country in the world. It's not the worst, but it's not the greatest.

[Shaun]

not even a country

trolololol

[Raph]

I didn't know you were from Wales, Jarod, that's amazing! Where in Wales do you come from? :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

raph we need to get you out of wales you are too good for that hell hole

[Jarrod]

I didn't know you were from Wales, Jarod, that's amazing! Where in Wales do you come from? :)

Near Porthmadog :)

[Raph]

Don't start with all this again :bored: It's clearly not the greatest country in the world. It's not the worst, but it's not the greatest.

To me it is, but we're all patriotic for our own country. :p

not even a country

trolololol

Yes it is! Well, one day it will be :blush: Plus in my heart it is a country anyways :tongue:

[Jarrod]

not even a country

trolololol

It actually is.. It's got it's own language, and government.

[Raph]

Near Porthmadog :)

Oh okay, so you're quite far from me, but that's actually very close to Glyn's hometown of Blaenau Ffestiniog :) Do you speak Cymraeg?

[Raph]

raph we need to get you out of wales you are too good for that hell hole

Wales is lovely, Scott :)

[Jarrod]

Oh okay, so you're quite far from me, but that's actually very close to Glyn's hometown of Blaenau Ffestiniog :) Do you speak Cymraeg?

Yeah I live really close to Blaenau. And I do indeed :)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ok i believe you

[Raph]

Yeah I live really close to Blaenau. And I do indeed :)

Let's move this conversation to wall messages, cause it is Joe's marriage thread after all :)

ok i believe you

:hug:

[Black Dagger]

I remember somebody throwing a ball at me when I was swimming in Wales when I was 6 years old. :idc:

Oh and the water-park in Rhyl had chips in the swimming pool when I was last there.

Nice enough place though I suppose.

Oh and the log-flume didn't have a handle-bar, I thought I was dying.

But yeah, pleasant enough.

[Jarrod]

I remember somebody throwing a ball at me when I was swimming in Wales when I was 6 years old. :idc:

Oh and the water-park in Rhyl had chips in the swimming pool when I was last there.

Nice enough place though I suppose.

Oh and the log-flume didn't have a handle-bar, I thought I was dying.

But yeah, pleasant enough.

Rhyl is the worst excuse for a welsh town in the history of Wales.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

there is a water park in rhyl? D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

omg yeah i just remembered its that big indoor thing that used to be a picture house or something and it has that huge dragon slide yes yes yes

[Glenn.]

:hehe:

[Black Dagger]

That water-park in Rhyl has shut down funnily enough, life of me can't figure out why.

[Pete.]

This wasn't really an argument with a resolution

[Firewire]

joe's wife died rip

[Kyle]

Another whack-job thread. Shame there aren't threads and people like these anymore.