afraid of masterbating?

[Ramsay]

..because i think my dead relative's ghosts are watching and frowning at me

[Niamh.]

Paranoia setting in Karl:

[Benjamin]

Try living in a hostel. It's been weeks now since I managed to have a tommy.

[Niamh.]

Try living in a hostel. It's been weeks now since I managed to have a tommy.

are you in one of those dorm type rooms?

[Ramsay]

seriously i hear things

[Niamh.]

Have you been smoking something Karl?

[Benjamin]

are you in one of those dorm type rooms?

Yeah, in a six bed dorm with only four of us in. I was in a twelve bed dorm when I first got here.

seriously i hear things

Like what? The sound of your dead relatives tut tutting you as you fap?

[Niamh.]

I don't know how you cope with that lack of privacy and personal space

[Ramsay]

http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/44952/images/i-see-dead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap

[Ramsay]

yeah jesus ben i'd freak out

[Benjamin]

I may just run into the cleaning cupboard and fap over the mop, then use the mop to clean it up. :(

[Niamh.]

I think you need an exorcism

[Benjamin]

http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/44952/images/i-see-dead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap

Those pervert dead people. They should have better things to do, like haunting people, than watching you bash one out. :bored:

[Benjamin]

I think you need an exorcism

A sexorcism. ;)

[Niamh.]

A sexorcism. ;)

:evilgrin: I've missed you, cheeky

[Benjamin]

:evilgrin:

[Ramsay]

they're just jealous they cant

[Niamh.]

go for it Karl, Ben and me will protect you

[Benjamin]

How weird would that be, ghosts fapping and covering you in their ghost jizz?

[Benjamin]

go for it Karl, Ben and me will protect you

I WILL NOT ACT AS A GHOST CONDOM FOR KARL!!!!

/caps

[Niamh.]

I WILL NOT ACT AS A GHOST CONDOM FOR KARL!!!!

/caps

Ghost condoms don't work anyway

[Ramsay]

ghost cum :laugh2:

[Kate!]

What a lovely thread.

:laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i cant believe you are staying in a hostel has hostel taught you nothing :nono:

[Marc]

http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/44952/images/i-see-dead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap

:joker:

[billy123]

I would be willing to bet all our dead relatives thwacked off regular as clockwork its probably not a frowning face you are seeing but a cumface.
I hope this helps you in your hour of need karl.

[Jamie.]

This thread :D

[Saph]

http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/44952/images/i-see-dead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap

:joker:

[Josy]

Wtf did i just read

http://www.lily-press.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sam-emoticon.gif

[exoticrosebud]

oh for gods sake.....get a grip !! literally !

[Saph]

oh for gods sake.....get a grip !! literally !

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x01cJpPU1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

[Kate!]

wbd2PBO3k6w

:joker:

[Black Dagger]

Only on TIBB will I ever read of somebody being frightened of masturbating because he thinks his dead relatives are watching him.

[Ramsay]

i really have to stop getting drunk and going on here

[Shaun]

freak

[Vicky.]

Wtf did i just read

http://www.lily-press.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sam-emoticon.gif

This :o:o:o

[Me. I Am Salman]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x01cJpPU1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

:joker:

[Vanessa]

This tread! :joker:

[Lee.]

Karl, I totally know what you're talking about!!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Karl, I totally know what you're talking about!!

D:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

women should not masturbate/have sex it is unnatural and wrong

[Lee.]

If women didn't have sex, you wouldn't be here knobhead!

[lostalex]

..because i think my dead relative's ghosts are watching and frowning at me

no they arn't frowning, just having a good laugh :P

[lostalex]

Only on TIBB will I ever read of somebody being frightened of masturbating because he thinks his dead relatives are watching him.

it's not uncommon. i went through something similar when my mom died. Then i just reminded myself that my mom had found my porn many times, i'm sure when she saw what i was up to she would give me my privacy, just like when she was alive lol.

I found her vibrator too, so i'm sure she won't be too judgemental. lol

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

If women didn't have sex, you wouldn't be here knobhead!

:nono:

[Redway]

Withdrawal symptoms are having an effect on Karl it seems.

[Marc]

Karl have you wanked yet

[GypsyGoth]

it's not uncommon. i went through something similar when my mom died. Then i just reminded myself that my mom had found my porn many times, i'm sure when she saw what i was up to she would give me my privacy, just like when she was alive lol.

I found her vibrator too, so i'm sure she won't be too judgemental. lol

:laugh3:

[Mystic Mock]

..because i think my dead relative's ghosts are watching and frowning at me

Yeah they probably fancy you.:joker:

Incest is best.